063 My Lord Hades
"Master Bai, do you have a cold?" asked Xiao Xue with concern.
The white master, the black master, are all terms created by Xiang Xiaoxue, who made her obsessed with the Qing court palace fighting drama recently.
"I'm a righteous god, how can I catch a cold?" Bai Xiaoqi glanced at Xiaoxue, "People come and go here, there are many and mixed yang energy, we come from the gods of the underworld, and we will be allergic when the yang energy is too strong." As he spoke, he sneezed again.
"So. Hei Xiaoba took over and turned his head to look at Xin Huohuo, "The yang energy here is so heavy, no ghost will dare to come over." Even if you have the guts, you won't want to cause trouble, unless you're crazy. So, what do you see?"
Even the god in charge of ghosts can't see anything unusual, and even the demon bird that cultivates his human body doesn't notice the difference, so he must be dazzled, right? The night market lights are bright and flickering, maybe they will be blinded.
Xin Huohuo thought about it, and raised his phone again. However, she lost focus and could only glide from left to right, and the camera slowly slid through the crowd, and finally froze on table four, capturing the model.
Even if I had seen it once, even if I had done psychological construction, even if I tried my best to endure it, I still gasped before I suppressed the expected exclamation and swallowed it in my throat.
Hei Xiaoba has been paying attention to her expression, and at this time he stepped up his pursuit with concern, "What did you see?"
Xin Huohuo is holding a mobile phone in his left hand and is still in shooting mode. She tried to keep her hand steady, and her right hand hooked her index finger and bent it at Xiaoqixiaoba.
The two gods immediately squeezed over, and the three of them looked over through their mobile phones with their faces against their faces.
Xiang Xiaoxue couldn't squeeze in, and stood behind with an inexplicable expression.
"How is that possible?!" said Hei Xiaoba in surprise after a moment.
He held Xin Huohuo's hand holding the phone, pulled it down, and looked directly at it. Then pull it up and look through the camera again. Then he closed his eyes again, and then opened them widely. I repeated this several times, and finally I didn't say anything again.
"I-go! I-of-Yan-Wang-Big-Lao-Master-" Bai Xiaoqi popped out a sentence word by word.
Under the camera, a monster appeared on table four!
The third-tier male star of Little Fresh Meat is still the original oily head and noodles, and his Internet celebrity girlfriend has nothing but a stiff face except for plastic surgery under the lights, and the worst thing is Miss Tu!
In the mobile phone lens, where does she still have the invincible beauty that men love and women envy? It's just terrifying! The tall figure full of legs below the neck is gone, the big breasts, thin waist and **** have also disappeared, the fair skin is full, as if the collagen is about to overflow, the good skin is gone, and it is replaced by a short round gray-brown tree stump! It is still the kind that has just been scorched by the fire!
The three of them looked at each other, speechless for a while.
"What's wrong, what's wrong? What's going on, show me!" Xiang Xiaoxue couldn't help it, took Xin Huohuo's hand, and also leaned on his phone to look.
Then she took two steps back, almost tripping over herself, "My God, this is going to scare the old lady to death." ”
Click, Xin Huohuo endured the shock and hurriedly took two photos.
"If it weren't for a ghost, it wouldn't be in the black-and-white album on the official website of Huangquan Road, would it?" she asked.
"Yes, hurry up and take a commemorative photo. Bai Xiaoqi nodded.
"Xiaoxue is guarding the fire, let's go over and have a look. Hei Xiaoba snapped his fingers. After speaking, he and Xiao Qi were separated from each other, almost outflanking the past.
Others can't see them, but the two girls, Xin Huohuo and Xiang Xiaoxue, can. They saw the two gods walking up to Miss Tu, and they probed for a long time, and they also cast a spell.
However, the three "people" at table No. 4 knew nothing, talking and laughing, eating and drinking as if they were still very happy.
"She's human. "Despite her weirdness, she's not a spirit, and she's not a demon. ”
"Literal people. Bai Xiaoqi added, "But there is something wrong in her body, but unfortunately our mana is still only one percent, and it is difficult to find out in such a short period of time." ”
"I'll try!" Xiang Xiaoxue didn't give up, pretending to be a fan and stepped forward to ask for an autograph.
If you don't see it through the lens of your mobile phone, Miss Tu is satisfied with the fans with a smile. Even the impatience and disgust were well concealed, and the whole person was perfect as a gift from heaven.
"Xiaoxue will go back with Huo'er first, and then we'll go around and have a look. After Xiang Xiaoxue came back, Hei Xiaoba immediately decided, "If you encounter any danger, immediately send your heart." "It's an inductive force between them and non-humans.
"Good. "At critical moments, everyone obeys orders and listens to commands.
However, Xin Huohuo was still a little depressed, because she felt like a waste. Xiaoqi Xiaoba bothered to find Xiaoxue just to protect her. When encountering an unknown situation, not only can she not contribute, but she also has to worry about Xiaoba's safety first. If it weren't for the fact that her mobile phone was only available to her, if it weren't for the fact that this mobile phone had some unexplained functions, she would be a useless person at all, and she wouldn't be able to help at all.
The only thing she could do was go back without forgetting to buy two delicious things to eat. At the very least, it was her responsibility to take care of both gods......
However, Xiao Qixiao didn't come back until dawn. Xiaoxue has to go to work during the day, so she sleeps on the sofa at this time, which is very sweet.
"Did you find anything?" Xin Huohuo asked.
Hei Xiaoba shook his head, walked to the edge of the sofa, and directly picked up Xiang Xiaoxue and threw it on the ground.
"Such a strange thing is rare in Lao Tzu's life. Bai Xiaoqi took a long step on his legs, stepped over Xiang Xiaoxue, who had fallen to the ground, but still hadn't woken up, and didn't pity the jade, "That picture is not a stump of sperm, like skin mutation, calcification into crust, or something grown, and the result is diseased." In short, she really isn't a ghost. If she is controlled by something, the whole night market is not very noticeable. ”
"But she's not normal, isn't she?" Xin Huohuo asked.
"Of course not. Hei Xiaoba's thick eyebrows locked slightly, "Because if you have a strange disease, why can't normal people see it, and we can't find it, only through your mobile phone lens can we see the truth?" I and Lao Ba later followed her home, and repeatedly probed when she fell asleep, and found that her soul was incomplete, but I don't know if it was caused by the congenital five elements or the eight characters, or some external force. ”
Xin Huohuo couldn't help but shudder when he thought of the skin of the stump, like a black scab with a vicious knot, and there seemed to be unknown soft insects burrowing in and out of it.
"Don't be afraid. Hei Xiaoba lowered his voice, "No matter what it is, it can't let her be in trouble." Tomorrow, I will ask Xiaoxue to check the bottom of Tu XX, and make plans in the evening. She is a public figure, and she should not have done harm. ”
"I'm not afraid. Xin Huohuo shook his head, "I'm just startled." ”
"Her appearance, don't talk about you, Lao Tzu was shocked. Bai Xiaoqi patted his chest in fear, "But her home is also clean, I'm really curious about what she provoked." ”
"Then hurry up and eat something delicious and be shocked. Xin Huohuo thought about it, one in each hand, and pulled the two gods up from the sofa, "I bought mutton potstickers and hot and sour noodles, you go eat them quickly, it's going to transform at dawn." I'll talk about it tonight. ”
"Our family fire hurts me the most. When Bai Xiaoqi heard that there was something to eat, he immediately became happy.
Even Hei Xiaoba's locked brows seemed to loosen a little.
(Everyone gives a monthly pass, there are still more than a dozen votes left, and strive to add another change in the middle of the week.) (To be continued.) )