Chapter 4: The Caterpillar Prophet
Jumping off the plane and not dying, and falling into the rabbit hole with Alice, Yang Yi was already a little numb to strange things, and began to adapt to it a little strangely, but when he saw the situation in front of him, he was still a little stupid, because he saw a huge flower, how to describe the size of this flower, if it is converted according to his current height ratio, the flower in front of him must be at least the size of a thirty-square-meter room. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
If it was just a big strange flower, Yang Yi couldn't have become so cute, what made him stupid was the caterpillar on the flower, a caterpillar about the same size as him, wearing clothes and a long beard...... it, have you ever seen a bearded caterpillar? Yang Yi really opened his eyes, the caterpillar in front of him was not only a long beard with such a personality, but also a rolled cigarette on his hands, no, on his paws, no, on his front legs, emitting a faint white smoke.
Beside the caterpillar, there were all kinds of small bowls and plates, containing all kinds of fruits and honey, two butterfly-like elves hung in the air, not singing, looking at Yang Yi in surprise, the caterpillar also looked at him in surprise, Yang Yi and the caterpillar stared at each other silently for a while, and there was a great desire to look at each other silently and tears, and there was a camel bell in his ears.
Yang Yi really didn't know what to say, there was indeed a caterpillar in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, but seeing it with his own eyes still shocked him, especially the caterpillar in front of him, although it was not as realistic and vivid as in the movie, it was better than the real one, the real one made people feel a little frightened, and looked at each other for a while, or the old caterpillar spoke, it took a puff of cigarette, spit out a big smoke ring, and asked in a tone that had just woken up, "Who are you?" ā
The caterpillar's body, but the head is the same as a person, with a nose, eyes, mouth, and the most annoying thing is that the mother is double eyelids, Yang Yi heard the old caterpillar's question, and some didn't know how to answer, and said with a wry smile: "I don't know who I am anymore, before the skydive, I was very sure who I was, after jumping down, I wasn't sure, I wasn't even sure if I was awake, or asleep, alive or dead......"
"I don't understand the meaning of your words, I don't know much about philosophy, please use the words I understand." The old caterpillar is a little stern, and the stern Yang Yi is very surprised, what is a caterpillar? If you become a sperm, you are awesome? But if you want to turn your face, you don't have that confidence, Yang Yi coughed, and said very sternly: "I'm from the Divine Dragon Kingdom...... Prince, who are you who were brought here by the hurricane? ā
Yang Yi knows very well that whether it is the original world or the current absurd world, it is a world where dogs look down on people, although there are too many differences between the two worlds, but some rules or rules of the game are the same, when he and Alice slipped out of the tree hole and said that he was a prince, Alice's little Lori had a completely different attitude towards him, so obviously, there was a prominent identity in this ghost place still worked.
Sure enough, when he heard Yang Yi say that he was the prince of the Divine Dragon Kingdom, the old caterpillar's attitude immediately changed, and he said politely: "It turns out that it is His Royal Highness the respected prince, I am a caterpillar, it must be strange for you to say this, in fact, I don't have a name, and the people here call me a prophet." ā
A prophet is a person who can prophesy, anyway, Yang Yi understands it this way, his spirit suddenly perked up, and he looked at the caterpillar and said, "Do you know why I came here?" What kind of place is this? Is it Alice's dream? Or is it a wonderland? ā
The caterpillar prophet blinked his eyes, and Yang Yi, who looked at the big eyelids, was stunned, and the caterpillar prophet took a puff of cigarette and said politely: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, can you tell me how you got here?" I can only know why you're here if I know how you came here, and besides, this is an underground kingdom ruled by the Queen of Hearts. ā
What Yang Yi cared about was why he came to this ghost place, for what underground kingdom, what queen of hearts, he didn't think much about it for the time being, what he was thinking about now was, how to answer the caterpillar prophet's question? After pondering for a while, Yang Yi said: "I was flying in the sky on a divine dragon, and suddenly there was a hurricane, and then I fell down, through a colorful cloud, and I fell here, do you know what's going on?" ā
Yang Yi's answer was a bit of a braggart, but it was also a last resort, here is a look of the European Middle Ages, very special mother Gothic style, can he tell the caterpillar prophet that he jumped off the plane? Skydiving or something, I guess this prophet doesn't know, in fact, it doesn't matter how he went to heaven, what matters is why he passed through that colorful cloud and fell into this ghost place.
The caterpillar prophet took a deep puff of his cigarette, spit out a smoke ring, looked at Yang Yi for a long time and said: "Your question is very profound, I have to ask the oracle scroll to see why you fell here, Your Royal Highness the Prince, please wait a while." ā
Esoteric your uncle, is it so profound that I fell from the world? Yang Yi scolded secretly, but he was very interested in the oracle, and at the same time understood that this so-called caterpillar prophet probably relied on the so-called oracle to eat and drink, and mixed the name of a prophet, so the oracle must be a very important thing.
Yang Yi was looking forward to seeing the oracle, but saw the caterpillar prophet pointing at the two butterfly-like elves and instructing, "Go and bring the oracle." ā
Two female elves with butterfly wings, but as beautiful as a person, fluttered in the air in a circle, and their voices were crisp and knew to the caterpillar first: "Yes master, let's go." Fly and leave, Yang Yi is very envious, such an ugly caterpillar prophet, there is such a pair of beautiful elves, it seems that they are serving him, it is really a good cabbage to make the caterpillar arch......
Two beautiful elves went around the back of the flowers, and soon flew over with an antique scroll, and gently placed it in front of the caterpillar prophet, who finished the paper cigarette and threw it to the ground, and then rolled a cigarette with tobacco with his hands and feet, lit a deep breath, and puffed out a smoke ring, and then opened the scroll.
The scroll was opened, and a faint white light came out of it, quite dreamy, Yang Yi wanted to lean over to see it clearly, but was stopped by the caterpillar prophet and said to him: "The scroll is only for me to see, don't get too close." ā
"Why? I'm a prince, and the prince can't look at it? Yang Yi asked curiously.
"Because you are not a prophet, do not come near." The caterpillar prophet gave Yang Yi an answer very seriously, Yang Yi was speechless, don't let you see it, don't let it be tangled in this question, in the end, what he wants is why he came to this ghost place, not to mention not to let him look closely, he didn't say that he didn't let him stand on tiptoe to see, he can still see the point on tiptoe.
Yang Yi obediently didn't get closer, stood on tiptoe to look, and saw that the scroll opened, and it turned out to be a picture, the scenery and characters on the picture were moving as if they had come to life, more like a blurry TV picture, the distance was a little far, Yang Yi couldn't see it clearly, the caterpillar prophet looked at it carefully, and said: "The fairy tale world is chaotic, it's too chaotic, all the stories have departed from the original trajectory, in another world, the fairy tale has been changed into a mess, affecting the fairy tale world, And the fairy tale world depends on the existence of that world, and if it continues like this, the fairy tale world will no longer exist, so the greatest wizards in the world gather together to find a way, they use magic together, they want to summon the great goddess of magic to help the fairy tale world, and then ......"
Fairy tale world? Yang Yi's right eye jumped and he crossed over to the fairy tale world? He was very confused, for this kind of thing, it was difficult for him to accept, but he didn't refuse, because he had seen too many crossing stories, and the protagonists in the stories were very awesome, when the star was a star, when the emperor was the emperor, when the god was a fairy, in short, it was very exciting.
But what's so exciting about the fairy tale world? Grandma Wolf, Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty...... The Caterpillar Prophet said that the greatest wizard in the fairy tale world summoned the gods with magic, how did he summon himself? Or is the colorful clouds magic? Yang Yi felt that his brain was a little insufficient.
As he was listening, the caterpillar prophet came and then, the following words were gone, Yang Yi hurriedly asked, "Then what's wrong?" ā
And then ...... Hey, the back is a little blurry, I can't see it clearly, I'm old, don't worry, I'll take a closer look. ā
Feelings or a myopic prophet? Yang Yi rolled his eyes, the caterpillar prophet opened his eyes wide and approached to see the oracle scroll, the fuck was that the cigarette roll in his hand couldn't help but get closer, and even the cigarette butt touched the oracle, Yang Yi was startled, and hurriedly shouted at the caterpillar prophet: "It's on fire, it's on fire......"
The caterpillar prophet's stupid nose touched the oracle, and he said suspiciously, "There is no picture of fire on it." ā
"Your cigarette butts, cigarette butts are burning oracles,, smoking kills people!" As soon as Yang Yi was about to go up to help put out the fire, the oracle suddenly burned, like the feeling of a gas stove suddenly being hit, and quickly spread, setting the caterpillar prophet's beard on fire.
"Oops! It's on fire! The caterpillar prophet was startled, and the oracle scroll that turned into a ball of fire in his hand was lifted from the flower to the ground by him, the oracle scroll, what an awesome thing, and Yang Yi didn't know why he came to the fairy tale world? Just burned out? The most important thing is that the ground is full of soft hay, and there are some dry branches, and if the burning oracle scroll is not extinguished, it will cause a fire, Yang Yi is not willing to run, and pounces on it and shouts: "Fight the fire!" ā
In fact, Yang Yi thought too much, the oracle scroll did not cause a fire, and the moment it fell to the ground, the flames rushed down, poof! The sound was extinguished, leaving a pile of ashes, Yang Yi watched the oracle scroll become a pile of ashes, and just when he was stunned and a little overwhelmed, a few strange warriors suddenly jumped out of the grass next to him, shouting: "Catch the arsonist!" ā