Chapter Twenty-Five: There's a Hole in Your Stockings
The woman seemed to notice that my eyes were looking at her, and she didn't dodge, but moved in my direction, and I was about to do it, when suddenly a waiter came over and interrupted my action, and the waiter said with a gentle smile, "Hello, is it Mr. Zhang?" ”
I nodded to indicate my identity, and the waiter said with a smile, "Mr. Zhang, do you know Mr. Changfeng Yiblade?" ”
I was curious about what the Long Wind One Blade was doing, so I nodded again, only to hear the waiter continue, "That's right, that Mr. Long Wind One Blade said that he would open a private room to take a shower and let you pay the box fee." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
I was dumbfounded, I had never heard of a bar with a box where he could take a shower, and I was not sure and asked, "No, I want to ask if you still have a box for him to shower?" I looked at the waiter with a puzzled face, and I guess the waiter often encountered these things, and there was no such embarrassment.
The waiter smiled and said, "This kind of box is frequent, and there will be several private rooms in bars like ours, which are specially used for bathing and changing clothes, but you need to pay a certain deposit and clothing fees." ”
"Wait, what do you mean? Why do I get more confused the more I listen? "I hurriedly stopped the waiter's explanation, you said that there is a room to take a bath, I can understand, maybe one drank too much and vomited on another person, used to clean filthy things, but why does this cost clothing, I don't understand.
The waiter was not in a hurry, and explained again with a smile, "We have ready-made clothes here that can be changed, and even worn away, but you need to pay for the costume, your friend's dress is so shabby that it was torn by him directly, so he needs to change into new clothes." ”
I nodded in understanding, and asked as I pulled out my pockets, "How much does it add up, let's say a number!" ”
"The cost of clothing plus the cost of the box is a total of two thousand eight." The waiter took the bill out of his pocket and handed it over with a smile
I almost fell to the ground and asked again, uncertainly, "How much do you say?" ”
The waiter probably saw my expression, and the smile on his face faded, but he still replied with a smile, "Two thousand eight, this is the bill, you can take a look." ”
As soon as I took the bill, I understood, the box fee is indeed not expensive, it is less than fifty yuan, but the clothes here are really expensive, it costs more than 2,700 yuan, what kind of chiffon knitted clothing is written on the bill, anyway, I can't understand what it is.
I handed the bill back, took out the thick envelope, counted twenty-eight red suns from it and handed them to the waiter, and then looked at the red suns with two left, and my heart instantly galloped with hundreds of thousands of grass and mud horses, and I didn't understand why his clothes were torn.
"Looks like you're good to your friend!" The woman looked at the scene just now, and directly teased.
I smiled wryly and said, "No way, this is a stupid drinking thing, don't pay attention to him, I'm very interested in you." Saying that, I deliberately sat in the direction of the woman, and was disturbed by the incident just now, and I only saw clearly the woman in front of me now, although she was not beautiful, but she was extremely elegant, and she was dressed very decently.
"You're so willing to sit with a beautiful woman?" The woman asked with a smile.
I smiled bitterly and said, "I also want to invite you to drink, but you also saw it, I just took more than two thousand, and I don't know if I can pay for this glass of water later, should I show the charm of your woman and invite me to have a drink?" ”
The woman pursed her lips and called the bartender with dissatisfaction to speak, but I was the first to speak, "Excuse me, help me bring two glasses of watermelon juice, and help me add some salt to one of the glasses of watermelon juice, remember that the salt in it should be pure sea salt." After I finished speaking, the bartender looked at me with some curiosity, but he didn't say anything, turned around and got ready.
"What kind of novel way do you drink this, add salt to watermelon juice, is it delicious?" The woman felt very amused, and asked me curiously what it was like.
"You'll find out what it tastes like later."
"Shall I taste it?" The woman asked curiously, pointing to her nose.
I drank the water in front of me and said with a smile, "That's natural, that cup of watermelon juice with salt is for you to drink, why don't you dare to drink it?" ”
The woman didn't show the slightest weakness, patted her chest and said, "What don't you dare, I've drunk so much wine, I'm afraid that a glass of watermelon juice won't work." ”
I saw the woman like this, smiled and didn't say anything, just listened to the song in the bar, the two of them sat speechlessly, it didn't take long for a while, the watermelon juice came up, the two glasses of watermelon juice were in glasses, the decoration was almost the same, the difference was that one cup was smeared with salt grains, and the other glass was not, which is also the best way for the bar to distinguish the wine.
I pushed the salty watermelon juice in front of the woman and said with a smile, "Try it, maybe you'll like it!" ”
As if moved by my words, the woman picked up the cup and took a sip of the watermelon juice inside, happy to see her expression change sharply, the entrance should be sweet, then salty and bitter, and finally slowly regained her calm under the touch of the three tastes.
I looked at the expression on the woman's face, slowly pushed the watermelon juice in front of me in front of the woman, and said with a smile, "I'm trying what this cup tastes like." ”
The woman was a little curious, but she did it anyway, because she knew that there was no salt in this cup, and she had no scruples about drinking it, so she took a big sip, but she didn't expect that with the foreshadowing of the previous cup, this cup actually made her sweet and a little greasy, if it weren't for this occasion, I'm afraid the woman would have spit it out.
"Why is this happening?" The woman looked at me curiously, and the bartender next to her also looked at us.
The bartender was also curious about what a glass of salted watermelon juice tasted like, so his eyes always swirled on me and the woman, but when he saw the woman's expression, he also looked at me puzzled, with his intuition as a bartender for so many years, if he had a second glass of watermelon juice, he would not have drunk it.
I ignored the woman's culture, smiled and said softly, "In fact, life is like this cup of watermelon juice with salt, which has experienced sweetness, saltiness, and bitterness, and will eventually return to dullness, and if you have experienced such a life, you will never be able to drink this cup of watermelon juice without salt, because there is only sweetness, that kind of greasy sweetness." ”
The woman's face changed slightly, and she asked aloud, "How do you know?" ”
"First, there are traces of rings on the ring finger and little finger of your hand, which means that you have just experienced emotional setbacks, hovering between dividing and not parting, and second, when I was close to you, you subconsciously pulled your professional skirt with your hand, that is because you know that there are holes in the stockings in your professional skirt, sorry I just saw it, which shows that you have not been to this kind of occasion for a long time, and today you suddenly wanted to come, but found that your clothes are no longer suitable, So I had to come in stockings with holes, and the third ......" I suddenly paused and drank the water in front of me
The woman asked a little anxiously, "Third...... What is the third? ”
I sighed and said slightly, "Thirdly, you have some slight dandruff on your nails, which must have been left by someone's skin that you scratched with your hands, here I want to say I'm sorry, just now when I looked at your chest, I saw a red scratch near your shoulder, it seems that you have self-harmed, so the conclusion is out, you broke up with the person you love the most or divorced, so you started to numb yourself with alcohol and self-harm." ”
The woman looked at me a little stunned, and suddenly the corners of her mouth smiled, and the anger reflected in her eyes made me feel fear, and the woman picked up her wine glass and said to me, "You are really powerful, but there is a fart, and men are useless." As she spoke, she threw the cup on the ground, turned around and left, which startled the others, who all looked at me and whispered.
I shook my head with a wry smile, and suddenly found that this woman's bag was still on the chair, and called the waiter and said, "This is that woman's bag, all her expenses are mine, and I swiped the card first to settle what I just drank." With that, I took out my bank card and handed it over, motioning for the waiter to take it and swipe it.
The waiter was not polite, and left directly with the card, it is common for a place like a bar to break a few wine glasses, it is good to be caught, and it will not affect the business if you can't catch it, I have asked the bartender to remove all the things ordered in front, and I want a glass of water to sit and wait for the long wind.
It didn't take much to do it, Changfeng Yifeng swaggered out in a white Tang suit, but he didn't expect him to straighten his hair like a bird's nest, which looked completely elegant temperament, and many big daughters-in-law and little girls in the bar looked at him, and they were completely going to eat him.
Changfeng sat down in front of me with a blade and a buttocks, showing off with a smile, "Fatty, you don't know, their bathing place is called a cool and automatic massage machine, if I didn't think about you, I would have fallen asleep outside." ”
"Yes, you are cool, I spent 3,000 yuan to give you a cool inside, remember to return it to me when I go back" After the incident just now, I didn't look at Changfeng angrily, and suddenly thought of something and asked, "Your clothes are famous brands, how can they be so easy to break?" ”
There is no lie in this, although Li Jianghai is more picky, but he is very generous with this kind of daily necessities, and the clothes are the best brands, it is said that what is the world famous brand that cannot be said, and I don't pay attention to these clothes, just dress generously and comfortably, so I didn't pay attention to it.
"No, it may be that I have eaten too much meat in the past few days, and the oil has dripped on my clothes, and it will be torn all at once anyway." Changfeng Yijian said nonchalantly, but I really believe what he said, this guy drinks and eats meat and smears it directly on his clothes, no matter how good the clothes are, they can't stand his toss, it seems that I need to suggest Li Jianghai to let him find some fake and shoddy clothes to produce clothes for Changfeng Yifeng, otherwise he can't stand his waste.
"Waiter, bring your strongest wine, what's that fu?" Changfeng Yijian was also depressed, and he didn't expect that it would cost 3,000 yuan to take a shower and change clothes, which was more than the three months he had begged as a beggar, but Changfeng didn't want to think about it, he only had to get 3,000 yuan in three months, and those who bought a house and a car by begging.
"Give him a bottle of the strongest vodka, and ask for a large bottle." I said directly to Changfeng.
The bartender said that he understood, and took a bottle of wine directly from the highest part of the wine rack, and I saw that it was blocked in such a high position, and quickly added, "Let's get him a few more bottles, I think there will be two bottles!" "I don't dare to order more, the wine here is extremely expensive, just looking at the packaging on the outside of this bottle of wine, I know that the price may not be low, so I only need two bottles.
When the bartender took it down and took a look, the good guy's wine bottle had accumulated thick dust, and the bartender hurriedly took the wine bottle to wipe it, but fortunately I saw it, and I didn't know what would happen if others saw it.
"Wait a minute, how much does this wine cost?" I hurriedly stopped the waiter who was going to wipe it and turned back to ask the bartender.
The bartender was a little dumbfounded, he didn't expect that it was me who asked for wine just now, and now he asked him how much it was, and said with a smile: "This gentleman, these bottles of wine have been in our bar for several years, and I don't know the specifics, I'm going to ask the boss." "Just run in the direction of the manager's office.
I suddenly called a bitter in my heart, it seems that I haven't met the big fat sheep for a few years, I am also a sheep in the mouth of the tiger today, look at the bottle that can kill people I guessed that the price of this bottle of wine is definitely not cheap, just now the woman's little thing asked me more than two hundred, and now I don't know how much this wine costs.
I touched the thin card in my hand, and I instantly wanted to run again, because I found that the card on my body may not be able to, I was just about to pull the long wind to flash people, but I saw that the bartender had returned, and walked directly in our direction.
"Sir, our manager said that these two bottles of wine will be sold to you for 100 bottles." The bartender quickly returned to the bar and said with a smile.
I couldn't believe my ears and asked again, "How much do you say?" ”
"100 a bottle, this is all good wine, this time we are a big reward."
I was a little curious, I only came once, how can I pay a big deal, but then the bartender said, "It's just that there is one thing that our manager asked me to talk to you about to see if you can agree." The bartender said with some embarrassment.
I didn't care, waving my hand, "Say it!" "This is the time to show the atmosphere, anyway, the initiative is still in my hands, at most it is good to refuse.
"Our manager said that the two of you must also be good drinkers and want to make friends with you." The bartender said in a consultative tone.
I can understand that although there are not many innocent people who open this kind of bar, they also understand that the people who dare to drink this kind of wine are either drunkards or people with strong blood and abnormal blood, these people will have some identity, and I am afraid that the woman's matter just now also has some influence.
"Let's meet then, we're new to the city anyway, so it's good to meet and make friends." I didn't refuse, anyway, if it's more than wine, the amount of wine is still enough, so naturally there is no need to worry.