Why do you want to make money? Making money is someone else's business, and my task is to lose, to enjoy, to eat and wait for death! Eh, you ask me, how did I become the richest man in the world through a loser? How do I know?

- Quotations of Lu Xiaobu, the son of a loser!

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Lu Xiaobu threw out the alarm clock that woke him up with sleepy eyes, and continued to sleep back.

"Wait a minute, where is this?" Lu Xiaobu sat up with a spirit, looked at the unfamiliar environment around him, and wondered: "I remember that I didn't want to save those two bear children who were hit by a car." ”

And at this time, a fragment of memory that was not his was poured into his mind, 80% of the content was some content of some sound dogs and horses, and the rest was some daily memories, which were very simple and easy to remember, after all, memories never cost money, did not make money, and there was no important content at all.

In short, three words - a loser!

After slowing down, Lu Xiaobu understood, he was reborn, reborn in the body of a loser.

He suddenly laughed: "Hahaha, cool, what Lao Tzu wants is this kind of life, isn't the highest state of life to be wanton and squandering, eating and waiting for death! Hahahaha! Good people have good rewards, and God has eyes!"

A voice in his head interrupted his laughter.

"Host, are you awake?

"What the hell?" Lu Xiaobu was startled.

"To introduce myself, I'm a loser. Don't be surprised, host, please recall the system flow you have seen, and you will understand my existence. The system said.

Lu Xiaobu: "......"

System: "Why doesn't the host speak?"

Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes: "You're done, I'm still talking about a fart?" Anyway, they're all reborn, and it's normal to have a golden finger attached, so you can introduce it." ”

System: "The loser subsystem, of course, is going to lose, and you can draw a lottery with me through the amount of the loser, or buy something in the mall." The loser will be drawn once for one million. ”

Lu Xiaobu: "Except for this amount of one million, which I have never seen in my previous life, the others are simple." Forget it, take the money. I'm going to go to the loser, and I've long wanted to try this day when I have money and no place to spend it!"

System: "Who do you ask for money? Of course, the loser is asking your family for money, what the hell is it that you ask me for money?"

Lu Xiaobu: "Uh...... It makes sense. Anyway, looking at the memory, my family seems to be quite rich, so I'm going to lose. ”

System: "In view of the host's first contact with this system, a novice task is specially arranged for the host, which is very simple, 50,000 yuan before zero o'clock, and a lottery opportunity will be rewarded, no punishment, and no waiting." ”

"Small meaning. Lu Xiaobu smiled indifferently, isn't it just spending money, that's not trivial.

System: "By the way, remind the host, you are here in a space-time parallel to the earth, called the water blue star, and many things will be very different." ”

"ojbk, I'm going to lose, and the loser will go on the expedition, and there will be no grass. There is someone to accompany you in the bath, and the girl comes to move by herself, and she is excited when she thinks about it!hahaha!" Lu Xiaobu laughed and jumped out of bed......

"Plop. ”

Lu Xiaobu felt his body weaken, and suddenly fell to the ground, he looked down at his body, and was stunned: ", why are you so weak?"

System: "Your last term has exhausted your body and died of exhaustion, so it's no wonder that you can get better." Otherwise, a radish and a pit, even if a good person has a good reward, you will not be reborn here. ”

Lu Xiaobu pinched his arm, which didn't have two taels of flesh, and wanted to cry without tears: "How weak is this! Even if it's a pickle girl, let the girl move by herself, this body can't bear it." ”

System: "Strength: 28. Speed: 39. Health: 31. Sexual Performance: 25. Note: The index for normal people is 100. ”

"Wait a while, what are you talking about?!" Lu Xiaobu listened to the few in front of him, and when he heard the last one, he almost didn't go crazy, so he hurriedly opened his pants, looked down, and suddenly cried with a sad face: "Half a little finger is big? System, I'm going to kill myself now, why don't you send me back?"

System: "Don't be discouraged, you can buy attribute points in the mall, 100,000 points, as long as the loser is enough, it is not a problem for Xiaodoudou to grow into a towering tree." ”

"Loser, loser, loser!" Lu Xiaobu heard the system's words, and immediately became excited again, standing on the ground and waving his fist wildly: "Lose for the sake of the towering tree!"

What he didn't notice was that behind a window not far away, a pair of beautiful eyes like stars were watching him, and for a long time, the struggle in those beautiful eyes turned into disappointment and determination.

......

The breakfast table downstairs of the Lu family.

Lu Hongbin, the boss of the Lu family, walked to the dining table and sat down: "Dad, the shop on the commercial street has signed a contract today, I'll go over and take a look." ”

"Yes. Father Lu nodded: "Let Wen Huo follow you too, he should also help you." ”

"Eh, I'm not going, I'm still going to study. Lu Wenhuo, the second eldest of the Lu family, walked over and refused.

"Didn't you graduate two years ago? Lu Hongbin rolled his eyes.

"There is no end to learning, and I am a Ph.D. graduate today. Lu Wenhuo shook Father Lu with a show off.

Father Lu showed a hint of impatience: "You graduated again, how many times do you want to graduate?"

Lu Wenhuo pouted: "I actually haven't studied a lot, only three bachelor's degrees, two master's degrees, and this is the first time I have graduated with a doctorate." I figured out that my next goal was to study music. ”

Father Lu and Lu Hongbin were speechless for an instant.

"Second brother, our new store is about to open, even if I beg you, you can come and help!" Lu Hongbin said.

"No, I'm going to be a singer, a romantic wandering singer. Lu Wenhuo said with longing.

"Wandering singer, that's equivalent to a wandering beggar, if you don't help your eldest brother, what should Xiaobu do with that little bastard?" Father Lu scolded.

"Xiaobu, hey......" Lu Wenhuo was silent.

Not only him, but the people at the table let out a sigh in unison: "Hey......"

And the nanny Wu Ma on the side heard Lu Xiaobu's three words, but there was a trace of disdain in her eyes.

If you want to talk about the Lu family, it is really the ancestral tomb that is smoking.

The eldest Lu Hongbin is a good businessman, and he supports all the expenses of the family alone.

The second eldest, Lu Wenhuo, is talented and intelligent, and is a well-known talent in ten miles and eight towns, and they all say that he is a Wenqu star.

However, only the third child is useless, does not learn and has no skills, does not do his job, is useless, will only spend money and lose, and the monthly expenses are often hundreds of thousands, and more than millions.

Contrary to the second child of the Lu family, when the name Lu Xiaobu was mentioned, all of them were chickens flying and dogs jumping, scolding him for being the reincarnation of a disaster star.

And I heard that he has broken his body, and he is probably dying, but that's fine......

After all, if the Lu family didn't have this little disaster star, I'm afraid they would have a place on the rich list now!

"Mother Wu, you won't use it tomorrow. At this time, Father Lu suddenly sighed and said, "Hong Bin, settle the bill for Mother Wu in a while, and give more, it can be regarded as compensation." ”

"Yes, Father. Hong Bin didn't show any puzzled look and nodded.

Only Lu Wenhuo, who has a slightly low EQ, didn't understand, but with his strong IQ, he probably guessed it.

"Master, why? Did I do something wrong?" Wu's mother, who was still slandering Lu Xiaobu, was suddenly startled and hurriedly asked.

It's an easy job, and it's lucrative, and she doesn't want to be fired!

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