Chapter 141: Tai Sui Dare to Play Tricks on His Head?

After Zhang Wei met Ying Feifei, he shared two magical powers, the first time was to turn the plastic bag into a wallet, and the second time was to use the "stand-in technique" to avoid the attack of the "ghost gun". Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Using supernatural powers, that is, the location was exposed, and the "disaster star" that flew to the United States found him very accurately, and put a seal on him to suppress his supernatural powers.

The whole process is the same as what Bai Ze said before - every time he uses a supernatural power, he will be sealed once, and the more powerful the supernatural power he uses, the greater the power of the next seal.

Of course, Zhang Wei has a wide variety of abilities, and being able to manifest supernatural powers is only one of them, even if the ability to concretize supernatural powers is completely sealed, he is still a superhuman.

But Bai Ze on the side is different, the "disaster star" appeared two million years ago, it is mainly for the divine beast, for the divine beast, whether or not the divine power is used, it will be suppressed by the "disaster star", just like now, Zhang Wei can clearly feel that the fur on Bai Ze's body is not as shiny as before.

This is only the first day, and this is only the first global seal released by the "Calamity".

There are 99 times, Bai Ze will really become an ordinary cat, and that time will also be its weakest moment, maybe even his divine beast spirit will dissipate.

"I said Xiao Bai Ze, why don't I send you back to Yangzhou Ding? Wouldn't it be nice to avoid trouble in it? Zhang Wei drove the car and suggested to Bai Ze in the passenger seat.

"I am the most ancient divine beast in heaven and earth, how can I be as cowardly as a mayfly?" Bai Ze craned his neck and said lightly: "Compared to that 'disaster star', it is more important to look at you." ”

"......" Zhang Wei glanced at Bai Ze with slanted eyes: "It seems that I am the Great Demon King of the World, what danger do you think I have to the world?" Am I going to destroy the world? ”

"The one who holds the heavy weapons of heaven and earth, but does not know the weight of the heavy weapons of heaven and earth, do you say that it is dangerous or not?" Bai Ze asked meaningfully.

"When you say heaven and earth, do you mean [Jiuding]? I can't use their power yet, do I? Besides, I just met a Yangzhou tripod, and I don't know where the 8 tripods are. Zhang Wei said.

Zhang Wei naturally understood what Bai Ze meant, it was nothing more than that he was not at ease with his character.

"No, [Jiuding] is a Chinese holy weapon, the treasure of the human race, I am talking about the 'heaven and earth heavy weapon', heaven and earth, including the universe, mountains, rivers and rivers, all creatures, all-encompassing, all-encompassing, how can it be compared with a mere human race?" Bai Ze said.

"Then you look down on me, I don't have the 'heaven and earth heavy weapon' you said, and I don't have the ability to swallow the world!" Zhang Wei shrugged.

"In that girl's house, I saw your dark origin, although it was only a short moment, but I seem to have seen the end of the world, the return of all things, I have been born for hundreds of millions of years, reborn every two thousand years, but I have never seen such a pure chaos evil seed as you, I am very curious, why do you live calmly like a normal person, instead of wantonly the world, the destruction of life, and the shattering of the world?" Bai Ze said something very remarkable in a flat tone.

"Stop! Bai Ze, my Lord Divine Beast, can you stop bragging? The key is to brag for me, now if I don't use supernatural powers, a bullet can knock my brain out of 3 meters, how can such a level 'step on the ground'? Is the universe so easy to destroy? Are you stepping on eggs? Zhang Wei had goosebumps coming out when he heard it on the side, and he would believe it if Bai Ze blew it again, "Also, why should I destroy the world?" Are there any benefits? Did you destroy who paid me a salary? Where do I spend my salary? The world is gone, where am I going? ”

"So, you don't have to think about it, okay? Let's think about how to avoid the 'calamity' and how to spend the next 99 days. Zhang Wei sighed, and one by one said that he was a "natural demon seed" and "chaos evil seed", even if it was really good, so what? So what is the mother?

"......" Bai Ze shrank his pupils and stared at Zhang Wei for a long time: "You really think so?" ”

"Of course!" Zhang Wei replied very seriously, the car turned a corner, and found that a black BMW in front of him was slowly moving in the lane, driving as slowly as a battery car, and taking the "S" curve, Zhang Wei lost his temper and honked his horn in the car and scolded his mother loudly: "I'll go to your grandmother's legs!" Do you know how to drive? Get out of the car and let Lao Tzu kill you! ”

"Ugh." Bai Ze shook his head speechlessly: "I almost believed it, really." ”

"Squeak!"

It may be that Zhang Wei's horn was pressed too hard, and the BMW in front of him braked directly, and Zhang Wei also stepped on the emergency brake under the surprise, he fastened the seat belt, but Bai Ze didn't have it, its cat-sized body, even if it was fastened, the seat belt couldn't hold it.

Therefore, Bai Ze was thrown off under inertia and hit the panel in front of the co-pilot with a "bang", very embarrassed.

Of course, this level of impact could not have injured the dignified beast, but it was also enraged, and the car stopped and jumped on the cushion and shouted, "Damn bastard! Will it open ......?"

Halfway through the scolding, Bai Ze's front paws covered his mouth, because Zhang Wei was looking at it with some teasing eyes, and it felt that its tall image of a divine beast was all over now.

"Xiao Bai Ze, Internet addicted beast, did the curse of 'bastard' also circulate among divine beasts hundreds of millions of years ago?" Zhang Wei couldn't help but smile and asked.

"Humph! How could our divine beasts say such vulgar words? I have been poisoned by your human network......" Bai Ze was a little unconfident, and overlooked: "Look, someone got out of that car." ”

A man and a woman got out of the BMW car in front, the man was dyed with green hair, not tall, but quite handsome, Zhang Wei saw that the age displayed above his head was "17 years old", not yet the age to drive, it seems that he is not driving his own car. There are a few lipstick marks on his right face, and there are also around his mouth, presumably the reason why he drove the car "serpentine position" just now was to make love with the woman next to him;

The woman next to the green-haired man is dressed in a fancy way, 30 years old, with heavy makeup on her face, revealing clothes, and the "career line" on her chest is so deep that she can hold a mobile phone.

"Spit!"

The green-haired man spat a mouthful of phlegm, rolled up his sleeves, walked to Zhang Wei's car menacingly, and knocked on his car window: "CNM, get down for Lao Tzu!" ”

Bai Ze squinted at the green-haired man, and then at Zhang Wei, his eyes flickering.

Zhang Wei pushed the car door and walked down, and when he straightened up, the green-haired man found that Zhang Wei was half a head taller than him, and his chest muscles were as big as his head, and his arms were thicker than his thighs, so he immediately wanted to be cowardly, but there was a woman next to him watching, and he was not easy to retreat, so he looked up at Zhang Wei hard, and his calves and stomach trembled a little.

"Young man, what you just said, I didn't hear clearly in the car." Zhang Wei put his hand on the green-haired man's shoulder and asked with a smile.

"I ...... I said, let'...... Let you down. The green-haired man stammered in reply that it was not a human who was holding him on his shoulder, but a large brown bear.

"No, no, no, it seems like you told me to get down, right? Before this sentence, it seems that there is also a sentence, well, who do you say you want to? Zhang Wei's right hand was slightly forced, and the green-haired man's shoulder joint "clicked", and the pain made cold sweat break out on the green-haired man's forehead, but he was stared at by Zhang Wei's sharp eyes, and he didn't dare to shout: "No...... No, you ...... You heard it wrong. ”

"Ah Qiang, forget it, don't be like him!" The woman on the side suddenly leaned over, squeezed to Zhang Wei's side, and squeezed Zhang Wei's arm with her chest: "Let go!" If you want to catch me, you can catch me! After speaking, she also threw a wink at Zhang Wei, and her hands were not honest, as if if Zhang Wei didn't let go, she would caress Zhang Wei's chest muscles.

A choking smell of perfume penetrated Zhang Wei's nostrils, making him almost sneeze, and he shook his hand in disgust, throwing the inexplicable woman aside.

"Oops!" The woman leaned back and fell next to Zhang Wei's car door, and Zhang Wei lowered the window when he got out of the car just now, so the woman almost fell into Zhang Wei's window.

"Ouch, ouch!" The woman screamed in pain, but her expression was very flat, she spit out the chewing gum from under the base of her tongue, and then skillfully wrapped a small piece of black object in the chewing gum and stuck it to the hidden place under Zhang Wei's driver's seat.

Then she saw that in the passenger seat, a white cat was looking at her, the eyes were very spiritual, even a bit like a human, the woman shook her head, just as this was an illusion, quickly drilled out, and shed tears as soon as she turned her face.

"We were wrong! Big brother, let us go! Woooooo "The woman was crying so much that the snot bubbles came out, and she was very disgusting.

When the green-haired man saw that the woman was crying, he also cried loudly, and slapped himself vigorously to admit his mistake, but unfortunately the crying was too fake, and his handsome face was wrinkled into folds.

"Dididi!"

Because their two cars were stuck in the middle of the road, many cars behind were urging.

"Tsk!" Zhang Wei let go of the green-haired man's shoulder, "Get out!" ”

A man and a woman got into the BMW in embarrassment, started the car and fled.

"Huh!" A different color flashed in Zhang Wei's eyes, and he didn't know what he was sneering at.

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"Sister Li, how am I acting? Is it the fear of kicking a pretending young man to the iron plate and then being hung and beaten by the protagonist to the fullest? A few minutes later, in the BMW, the green-haired man ripped off the green-haired wig on his head and the fake studs on his ears, and proudly asked the woman on the side, "I learned from the online novel that is a 10,000-year-old routine that brings out the protagonist's awesomeness, and makes him pretend to be forced to slap his face for a day, how about it?" The performance is vivid, right? ”

"Humph! I think you're really scared to pee, right? The woman rubbed the root of her ear a few times, then lifted the skin from there and slowly tore off a piece of skin!

Don't worry, she's not a skin-painted monster, it's just a disguise prop.

Her real face is dark and ordinary, just like the most ordinary cleaning aunt in the building.

"Hah...... Haha, I can't hide anything from you, I don't feel it when I look at it from a distance, I feel a lot of pressure when I stand in front of him, I think I will break a bone if he sneezes, that guy is so strong! The man said with some embarrassment.

"No more nonsense, newcomer! Hurry back and report to the boss, we are here on a mission, and we didn't let you fight with him! The woman said impatiently.

The two didn't notice that in the back seat behind them, there was a female ghost in white, grinning and listening to the two of them!

There are stupid and bold people in the world, Tai Sui dares to break ground on his head!?