Chapter 135: Knight's Poisonous Chicken Soup
The applause lasted for a long time, and it was very violent, and the people under the high stage were immersed in the artistic conception of Haiyan, and it has to be said that the classic is impeccable, and the structure of the whole poem is advanced layer by layer, echoing before and after, constituting an organic unity. Taking the gradual approach of the storm as a clue, it can be divided into three major scenes according to the development and change of the sea scene, and the petrel is also arranged to depict the three scenes of the storm coming, approaching, and imminent. Haiyan's character gradually becomes distinct as the plot develops, and Haiyan's image gradually improves as the storm approaches.
Yang Yi studied Haiyan in junior high school, and said unceremoniously, in this world, in this era, no matter who wants to compare poetry with Yang Yi, primary and secondary school textbooks can completely abuse him, and those who are too advanced are afraid that they will not understand, a Haiyan song directly shocked everyone in the audience, and some people even began to look for paper and pen to record.
Of course, Yang Yi supported the matter of brushing up his fame, and at the request of the audience, he recited it again in public, Ka Miao and Alex were dumbfounded, they didn't expect Yang Yi to be able to recite a poem like Haiyan, his face was swollen, but he was unwilling to fail, Alex didn't mention the superiority of the two poems, and said loudly to Yang Yi: "I have a proverb to tell you!"
Proverbs is a kind of literary style, mainly admonishment and persuasion, similar to aphorisms, proverbs in the fairy tale world include more, like a hodgepodge, and even chicken soup for the soul, some plausible words, are all proverbs, than this thing is nothing more than to see who pretends to be more profound, Yang Yi knows and understands, is he still afraid of nonsense?
Yang Yi elegantly stretched out his right hand and said to Alex, "Please, please start your performance." ”
Alex snorted and said in a loud voice, "Only educated people are free." ”
Yang Yi picked up very quickly: "No, your experience tells me that the greatest achievement in your life is to become a student of Su Yuan, surpassing the commoners all of a sudden, as if you have risen to the top, and then ...... It's going downhill for the rest of my life!"
Yang Yi hates things like aphorisms the most, and hates chicken soup for the soul even more, he prefers poisonous chicken soup, because poisonous chicken soup can make people sober, because poisonous chicken soup is reality, and against Alex, an academic school and a person who thinks highly of himself, according to common sense, Yang Yi may not be able to beat him, but if he plays poisonous chicken soup, Yang Yi can say that he doubts life every minute.
Yang Yi's words immediately attracted a burst of laughter, Alex's face changed, his chest kept rising and falling, he was still unwilling to admit defeat, and said to Yang Yi: "There is no failure in life, self-confidence creates wonderful." ”
Yang Yi said helplessly: "Sometimes you think that others have misunderstood you, but in fact, you have misunderstood yourself." ”
Alex: "There is no happier thing in the world than to fight for an ideal." ”
Yang Yi: "The so-called ideal of life is the wish that supports you to survive the boredom and pain every day, and finally does not realize it. With it, there is infinite emptiness and pain before death; Without it, I wouldn't be able to survive this life. ”
Alex: "If you have confidence, perseverance, and courage, there is nothing you can't do." ”
Yang Yi: "The four stages of an ordinary person's life: ignorance, happiness and hope whose heart is higher than the sky, the struggle and suffering that are inferior to those who are behind, the resentment and disappointment that are unrewarded, and the ordinary and decadent calmly. Where have you come?"
Poof! Alex was about to vomit blood, no matter what he said, Yang Yi could fight back against his seemingly lofty proverbs, and it was so vicious, Yang Yi's poisonous chicken soup was the first one, the first bowl of poisonous chicken soup in the fairy tale world was produced because of Yang Yi, everyone was stupid, looking at Yang Yi on the stage blankly, everyone was not used to Yang Yi saying so cruelly, it simply subverted their worldview and outlook on life.
But as soon as I pondered this thing, I could figure out the taste, and there was a woodcutter who cut wood, and muttered to himself: "Although the proverbs of the dragon knight are not good, why do I think they are right? I have the confidence to cut more wood every day, and with courage I climb the mountains, and cut a lot of wood every day, which is also perseverance, but my life has not changed for the better, and I am still very poor." ”
A washerwoman said: "I'm just like you, I work hard every day, encourage myself, but my life has not changed for the better, now think about the words of confidence, courage, perseverance and so on in the mouths of those scholars, it seems to be very reasonable, but it is useless, but it is like a whip that keeps driving us to work, work, work......"
Hearing a lot of doubts from the people in the audience, Yang Yi smiled, he understood that it was not the proverbs or these words of encouragement that were problematic, but Alex's proverbs and aphorisms were too empty, and the civilians didn't know at all, the direction they were striving for was wrong, everything was wrong, but no one pointed them in the direction, only told them some empty and seemingly reasonable words, if they could change their fate, they would be damn hell.
Just like that woodcutter, even if he chops firewood all his life with perseverance, self-confidence, and courage, he is just a woodcutter, at most he chops more woodwood than other woodcutters, what else?
Alex was furious and shouted at Yang Yi: "No, you black-eyed man from the East, what you say is all heresy, if we believe in ourselves, we can do anything." Redouble our efforts to prove that we don't want anything out of the air. Victory came after many defeats. ”
Yang Yi sneered: "Some people strive for excellence because they are so natural and capable. A lot of other people like to join in. Those elites that everyone envies are actually not doing as well as you think. But certainly much stronger than you. Fortunately, the person involved is confused, otherwise many people will not be able to bear it if they really see the truth. ”
"When I was young, I always lacked the right understanding of myself. Sometimes I feel that I am superior in ability, the sea and the sky, and sometimes I feel useless, ordinary and incompetent. When I grew up, I experienced a lot and gradually recognized myself, only to realize that I was useless and incompetent. Many young people want to find happiness and meaning in life from work. ”
Yang Yi's counterattack was everywhere, Alex's body was completely damaged, and his little heart was popping and puffing! Beating so badly, pointing at Yang Yi that he couldn't speak, but Yang Yi didn't intend to let him go, and said coldly: "When you were young, you achieved nothing, sometimes you felt sorry for yourself and decadent and degenerate, sometimes you gritted your teeth and worked hard, managed relationships, and finally became a student of Su Yuan, but your life has not improved, you have been in pain, but with confidence, courage and perseverance, you have been persevering until you ......are thirty years old."
What Yang Yi said was simply a true portrayal of Alex, Alex was speechless in anger, but Ka Miao couldn't help but ask: "How do you know? And then? Did he succeed with faith, courage and perseverance?"
Alex turned his head angrily and pointed at Ka Miao, his fingers were trembling, and he couldn't speak, Yang Yi raised his head slightly, and said in a breezy tone: "Then, our Mr. Alex began to get used to it!"
Boom! There was another burst of laughter in the audience, everyone had a thought in their hearts, today was not in vain, I watched a wonderful show, Yang Yi's actions have gained a large number of fan girls, a young, handsome, with oriental style, and such a talented knight, except that he is not a prince, it is simply in line with all women's fantasies about the other half.
"Dragon Knight, you're so handsome......"
"Dragon Knight, we love you......"
Handkerchiefs, folding fans, and even some flowers were thrown towards Yang Yi, but the most surprised person was Fuman, watching Yang Yi spit venom from his mouth, showing off his might, and whispered behind Yang Yi: "I already knew that your mouth is poisonous, but I didn't expect it to be so poisonous, more poisonous than a poisonous snake......
Yang Yi became a palindromic copyist, and pretending to be forced like other crossing peers is called a cool, and snorted in his heart, Lao Tzu is crossing, compare with me?
It's enough to pretend, it's boring to stay any longer, Alex has become dumb, do you need to talk about victory or defeat?
Yang Yi was too lazy to take care of Ka Miao and Alex, turned around and walked towards the stage, Forman and Andre were back to his back wall, and they also wanted to leave behind him, the victory of the three handsome guys made the fans scream and scream again, Yang Yi was very proud, in this fucking fairy tale world, only princes and princesses are stars, but from today on, he, the dragon knight, is faintly a bit of a star.
Yang Yi walked very chicly, and walked to the edge of the high platform, and before he could wait, Ka Miao shouted: "Wait, we have prepared a poem, we haven't finished the ...... yet."
Yang Yi didn't give him a chance to continue the competition at all, and he didn't even stop at his feet, and chanted aloud Farewell Kangqiao.
"Gently I go, just as I come gently, I beckoned softly, as the clouds of the western sky. The golden willow on the bank of the river is the bride in the sunset, and the bright shadow in the waves ripples in my heart. The green wattles on the soft mud, the oily swaggering at the bottom of the water, in the soft waves of the Kang River, I am willing to be a water weed! The pool under the shade of the elm is not a clear spring, but a rainbow crumpled among the floating algae in the sky, precipitating a rainbow-like dream. Dream-seeking: Hold a penny, wander to the greener grass, load a boatload of starlight, and sing in the starlight. But I can't play a song, quietly is the parting sheng flute, the summer worm is also silent for me, the silence is tonight's Kangqiao, quietly I left, just as I came quietly, I waved my sleeves, not to take away a cloud......"
What kind of poem can be more suitable for the occasion than this farewell Kangqiao? Gently I came, gently I left, too special mother to meet the occasion, Lao Tzu is too special to be handsome, this forced pretending to be too tasteful...... Yang Yi didn't look back, just raised his hand and waved his hand lightly at Ka Miao and Alex behind him.
Yang Yi is forced to pretend, and he is not enough to fight, and some of the fans are so excited that they are already teary-eyed and about to faint......