Bai Xiaoqi Dingqing glanced at it a few times, and suddenly smiled. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The chubby man seemed to sense the grim look in his smile, and he froze at first to eat, and then slowly turned his head back.

Glass windows, colored by neon lights. Through those mottled spots, Xiaopang smashed into Bai Xiaoqi's face, which was thin and haggard and pale, but still handsome...... In an instant, the burrito in his hand fell to the ground with a "snap". The two hands and the mouth are still strangely open.

Bai Xiaoqi smiled deeper and waved his hand, "Long time no see." ”

"Who do you see?" Hearing Bai Xiaoqi speak, Hei Xiaoba came over.

"Oh, no one. It is...... Your good woman's rice. Since his serious injury, Bai Xiaoqi smiled brightly for the first time.

When Hei Xiaoba saw the person clearly, he was stunned at first, and then the corners of his lips slowly curled, "It's really good, it's really my rice." Although, I don't know how he ended up here. ”

"Whatever, I've had a lot of luck lately anyway, so I'll do whatever I want. Bai Xiaoqi showed a mouthful of white teeth, as if he was going to bite someone, but he was actually so happy that he didn't want to.

However, the little fat smash in the store was not so happy, and after being stunned for a moment, he first showed a look of panic and chagrin, and then threw down the table full of food and was about to run.

In a flash of black light, Hei Xiaoba appeared beside him at a very fast speed, clasping his hands on his shoulders, "Where are you going?"

"That's right, Koowei, it's rude to leave without saying hello. The white light flashed, and Bai Xiaoqi also entered the store, although the speed was a little slow, but it could also surpass the cognition of mortals.

He sat on the seat on the side with a big grin, and put his hand on his cheek, "Come, tail, call Brother Seven." Oh yes, and you starlings. ”

"Ah, why can't you move, you've had a stroke?" Fat stood stunned for a moment, suddenly showing a surprised and surprised expression. His gaze quickly hollowed, as if penetrating the two handsome male gods in front of him, and cast it into the distance, "Ouch, half of my body is numb." ”

Bai Xiaoqi wanted to speak, but the black Xiaoba's eyes stopped, meaning to let Xiaopang smash the performance, and at the same time let go of his hand.

So, Xiao Fat Smash stood in place and moved his arms and legs, and jumped twice, rubbing here and patting there, in the eyes of outsiders, he thought that he had been sitting for a long time, his body was a little stiff, and he was relaxing his muscles and blood.

The clerk was sleeping at the counter, but was woken up by the sound of the clatter of the foundation when he jumped and smashed, and quickly stood up and asked sleepily, "What's wrong? What's wrong, sir?"

"It's not right anywhere! It's not tasty at all, and I'm not satisfied, so I'm going to leave now." Xiao Fat said, while digging and digging, took out the money from his pocket, and slapped it on the table, "But I am an upright person, I don't embarrass a little clerk like you, the meal money is paid, and the change is not required." In order not to be entangled, he threw down the money and left.

After the door slammed, the figures were gone. It's really hard to imagine how he could move so fast with such a fat body and such short legs, leaving only a confused clerk.

After turning two streets, he dared to stop and wipe his sweat. However, before this action was completed, the shoulder was caught again. And it's two people, one left and one right, holding him down.

"Tail tail, why are you still so naïve?" Bai Xiaoqi imitated the Northeast dialect, "I called out your name, the eighth child is on your shoulder, and you actually pretend to me." Well, pretend, you continue to pretend. ”

"I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I couldn't see anything!" This kind of familiarity and ability to deceive oneself is simply breathtaking.

"Didn't you see what we were running, why didn't you see it, why did your face turn white with fright?" Bai Xiaoqi was angry.

"I just can't see anything anyway!" "Fat smashed his hands to cover his face, and sat on the ground like a broken can. When he sits, his whole person is like a ball.

He was like this, even Hei Xiaoba couldn't help laughing, "Hurry up, Leopard Tail! If you don't want to be beaten, don't play tricks." ”

It turned out that this little chubby smash was a leopard tail, one of the top ten yin handsome.

After the death of all the animals, the soul is temporarily under its control, and occasionally a big beast with a little cultivation dies, and he is also there to guide it. It's just that the animal kingdom is relatively simple, the concept of life and death tends to be more natural, and there are few grudges that can't be resolved after death, so his work is very easy, and he himself is very naïve and often does stupid things.

Also, although the top ten yin handsomes are of the same level, he is very afraid of black and white impermanence. Because although black and white impermanence does the errand of ghosts, it has the position of a righteous god. And Hei Xiaoba is more serious, upright, and when it comes to business, the six relatives don't recognize him, and the leopard tail has always scared him. What about Bai Xiaoqi, he often teased him.

In fact, when the two fight, they can be evenly matched within 300 moves, but they can't stand Bai Xiaoqi's tricks, and there are too many women in the underworld who pull their hands. When he was in the underworld, he hid when he saw Bai Xiaoqi.

"I didn't even use my original Dharma Body, how can you still recognize it?" Leopard Tail was about to cry.

"I can smell it, I smell leopards. Bai Xiaoqi sniffed, and after receiving Hei Xiaoba's grim gaze, he quickly changed his words and tried to be serious, "The deformation does not change, have you ever heard this?" Our brothers are righteous gods and have divine eyes, although they are not as powerful as Sun Wukong and Erlang Shenjun, but you are doing this kind of Taoism, we can know what you are conjuring up by taking a look, and we can see the truth at a glance. ”

"I haven't ......changed," Leopard Tail muttered dissatisfied.

"Hasn't changed, then where did your Dharma Body come from?" Bai Xiaoqi squatted down and pinched the little round face of the leopard's tail, "Oh, it's actually a real physical body." Say! Didn't you take away other people's houses and occupy human bodies? This is the first precept of the underworld!"

"No, no!" Leopard Tail was startled, and hurriedly shook his little fat hand to defend, "Really not! Although I am in the Yang Realm of the Human World now, I will never break the precepts!"

Bai Xiaoqi and Hei Xiaoba glanced at each other, and they didn't quite believe it.

Although Leopard Tail is stupid, he is a kind and loyal person, soft-hearted and easy to talk. Because the animals would not intercede for their own death, the old man of Hades sent him to take care of this stall. Otherwise, with the softness of his heart, there will definitely be chaos.

In modern human language, a leopard tail is a cute thing.

"Then what's the matter with your physical body?" asked Hei Xiaoba.

"That's a long story. "Leopard Tail looks a little embarrassed.

"That's a long story short. Hei Xiaoba slipped the leopard's tail to his feet, unwilling to squat on the ground and talk to this thing like Bai Xiaoqi, it was simply ugly.

(Leopard Tail is one of the top ten handsome, when I wrote it, the image of the chubby leopard police officer in Zootopia appeared in my mind, you can refer to the brain supplement, hehe.) (To be continued.) )