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The character of Wei Xiaobao is a typical model of no big or small, and he hasn't realized that he is a little minion without a clean body, so he made that historic joke with Gonggong Hai, who can control his life and death, that modern countless people are curious about!

'Father-in-law, do you pee standing or squatting!'

Hee-hee-hee-hee!

Peeing on your stomach has nothing to do with the male owner.,The male owner who still needs to line up to pee.,It's really drunk!

Very immoral male protagonist, without a little bit of etiquette, righteousness and shame, so he began to cut in line of despicable behavior, no matter how much you are, Lao Tzu is the last word!

"Friend, don't mind peeing together!"

Unlike some people, they are obviously very two hundred and five who have done dirty things, and they are still blindly beepping, and they really haven't encountered ruthless stubble.

For example, if you meet a car owner who is interested in touching porcelain and has complete insurance, you can completely get a hundred with one foot on the accelerator!

Speaking of which, the insurance industry is really super good, as long as it is suitable, you will have no worries for a lifetime!

I heard the teacher say, do a good job, the annual salary of 100,000 is the minimum, I don't know if it's true or false, but I have contacted this industry, estimated the profit, it is really no exaggeration, as long as there are more orders, the annual salary of one million is also a lot of people, whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believe it, credible to believe, under the ability is limited, can earn a pocket money, I will also Amitabha Buddha burn high incense!

Lined up in a row.,The male owner thought he was waiting in line to pee.,It's all the seven-hole bleeding souls that have returned to the Western Elysium.,My God.,This scene.,But the male owner was scared enough.。

A moment ago, he was still teasing with a flamboyant tongue, 'Pee pee until the seven holes bleed, you are also the first person in ancient and modern times', this tone is really naughty!

But the next moment, directly warp the braids, there is wood!

With joyful music, running all over the field with braids, the dynamic picture is really perfect!

The success of a comedy movie, the brilliance of the actors and directors, can't be all the glamour in front of the scene, the subtle collocation of music is also a very important link, without just the right music, the movie wants to be successful, it is really an unlikely reality, if it is possible, how good does it have to be, is it Chaplin's reproduction? !

Turning bones into palms, the bewitching appearance of the soft bones of the star master is simply lived, walking with the wind, like a boneless snake.

Moreover, the image of Wei Xiaobao's villain is portrayed very well!

When the movie is filmed, it has officially entered the main topic, it should be, the forty-two chapters, it's time to appear!

The male protagonist who was sent to the Queen Mother's dormitory Cining Palace to steal things finally met the person who made him prosperous - Princess Jianning!

Among Wei Xiaobao's 7 wives, she was the first to have a relationship with Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao was the most "afraid" of her, and Wei Xiaobao disliked and even looked down on her the most. In the palace, she has grown into a "wild girl" unrestrainedly, and Shuzhen, the little lover of the star who matches her personality very well, has officially debuted!

What is the name of the big brother? This is the two who met for the first time, and Wei Xiaobao, who had a humble posture, asked a tentative question about an unknown person.

After all, the person who steals things must be weak-minded, and the identity of the other party's target is unknown, Wei Xiaobao's character, that is a clever guy who sees the wind and makes the rudder salute first and then the soldier, once the situation is confirmed, he immediately turns his face and does not recognize the master!

It's just that I have to say that in the previous scene, after Yu peeked at the bare back of the fake queen mother when she changed clothes, how could Wei Xiaobao, who was lustful by nature, not say that even if his life was threatened, it would not delay his search for beauty!

The star master has a very reason, so he added a drama to himself.

Sniffing all the way by the nose, smelling in the dormitory, it is even more a ghost animal to change the clothes of the fake queen mother and hang on the screen, all of which are taken down a good arch, after the thing is over, Xiao Chunzi, who is not satisfied, rolled to the bed of the fake queen mother, to further experience the fragrance of the beauty!

The addition of this part of the scene simply made the on-site staff applaud, it was really amazing, such a performance is even more Wei Xiaobao!

Yu is greedy for life and afraid of death among the hungry ghosts, and he doesn't forget to look for flowers and ask willows, so as to live up to Wei Xiaobao's reputation!

Wei Xiaobao, who was originally greedy for the cup, was undoubtedly lucky, the target hidden under the mattress, the forty-two chapters, may have been obsessed with him, and it was very coincidental that he was easily found by him.

In this way, it is more reasonable!

'What do you call it?' At this time, he still had a deferential posture, and his original form was not revealed, but later, when he knew that he seemed to be a little eunuch, that posture was immediately repeated!

After being punched twice for no reason, he, who has never suffered a loss, naturally has the urge to kill this dead little eunuch!

A chase battle also began, and naturally, Wei Xiaobao was led to the right path in disguise, and met with the current Majesty - Kangxi!

Wei Xiaobao, who doesn't know why, doesn't know if he really doesn't know who is in front of him, or if he doesn't know, he is fighting, falling, and passionate, so he has feelings, and the opportunity to ascend to the sky in one step makes Wei Xiaobao, who is stunned, hit the luck, and hit it right!

Hungry, a table of food, in the musical atmosphere of "Happy Play", eating food and taking Grandpa Hai's performance as fun, a wonderful play, just like that!

It's good to be the emperor, a letter immediately changed the identity and status of Xiaochunzi, it's like a grass chicken turning into a phoenix, and it's almost the same as being a god on the ground!

In fact, I don't want to learn martial arts, because it's too hard, for the capitalist ideological guys who just want to be idle all day long, and belong to the typical modernist speculation, how can they think of working hard and learning what kind of kung fu is more powerful than a dog!

Wei Xiaobao, you won't be so stupid!

As a major attraction of this film, its existence is quite important, without it, it will really be a loss!

When Gonggong Hai showed this move, Wei Xiaobao, who was very wise, immediately saw the doorway in it, as well as its deeply hidden routine!

Catch the milk dragon claw hand in 100 shots, hahaha...... Lao Tzu will be invincible in the world in the future!

As soon as the camera turned, it was directly used on the emperor's body, this trick is a dirty trick, it is really easy to use, and the emperor was immediately subdued!

It's just that after catching the places that shouldn't be caught, doing things, there are chickens, and the entire imperial city seems to be only the emperor should have, should it be ......

Such a farce, which was interpreted by both sides, is called a funny one, and the cooperation complements each other, which is very exciting!

Sure enough, Wang Fatzi's vision is unique, and he fights with himself!

Because according to the rumors that Xing Ye heard, there was a dispute over the role of the emperor, and it seemed that one of the four heavenly kings was one of them, but he intended to fight for this role, that is, the seemingly unreliable Wang Fat Man talked about integrity, since he agreed to Wen Zhaolun, and the role was also very suitable, he didn't agree, and at the same time, Xing Ye missed an opportunity to cooperate with the four heavenly kings.

Sometimes, a miss may be a lifetime, and if you want to cooperate with the four heavenly kings, there is a long way to go, I believe that in this time and space, I will give you an explanation!