Chapter 011: Shameless
In the pavilion, the eldest lady of the Peng family glared at him fiercely, while Li Yan'er on the side was fascinated by the crescent moon in her eyes, looking at him with a smile and curiosity.
Shen Fang saw that everyone's eyes were attracted by this Huazi, and he was displeased, snorted, and said: "Today, we are waiting for the poetry to be right, not to discuss the name Huazi, this son said that it is not difficult to say the right pair below, and it is good to ask the son to be the upper and lower pair, don't let everyone think that the son is a person who can only talk big, wouldn't that ruin the reputation of the childe." β
Anyone can hear this, with irony.
Everyone saw that Shen Fang and a person named Huazi were consumed, and they all became interested, and after a while, everyone also found that although this Huazi was dressed shabby and had some ink in his stomach, he also looked forward to him and Shen Fang consuming, so that there would be a lively scene.
Yang Zheng swaggered into the pavilion, and his eyes lit up, and then he found that looking at the West Lake from the inside, the water surface of the vast West Lake was shining with a quiet lake light, and there was an indescribable sense of beauty in the smoke.
His heart moved, and he blurted out: "Idle steps on the broken bridge, to the eyes of the endless scenery." It is easy to weave tobacco in fine willow, and it is difficult to leave the shadow of birds in the blue screen. Dragged a skirt around the waist diagonally, floating horizontally across the Qianxun realm. The investor has recently forgotten the vulgar and tired, and cherishes the old romance of the customer. β
The eldest lady of the Peng family listened to it in her ears, her eyes raised slightly, and Li Yan'er on the side had beautiful eyes shining: "This guy is really not ordinary?"
Shen Fang was slightly stunned, although this poem is not wonderful, but the faint and leisurely atmosphere of the poem is really rare, he asked himself if he could do it, but it may not be as charming as Yang Zheng, and he blurted it out, this time he didn't dare to underestimate this called Huazi.
Yang Zheng turned around and saw the eldest lady of the Peng family and Li Yan'er looking at him like this, he was slightly stunned, and then smiled: "I'm sorry, I can't help it, I can't help it?"
Miss Peng's face suddenly turned red, and she bit her red lip and glared at him fiercely.
"Hey, are you right or not, procrastinating, isn't it right?" Shen Fang shouted angrily.
"What's the hurry? Isn't it just a pair, master, I'll come as soon as I open my mouth!"
Shen Fang laughed and said, "This son, you can't help but say something a little bigger, right?
"Disdain you!" Yang Zheng raised a middle finger and opened his mouth to say: "A woman is a maid, and a woman can be called a slave."
Everyone was stunned, Shen Fang was also stunned, and the eldest lady of the Peng family was even more stunned, but Li Yan'er had a smile on her face, as if she had expected Yang Zheng to show such a hand.
"A woman is inferior to a maid, and a woman can be called a slave! good, good!" shouted in the crowd with their own knowledge.
Yang Zheng smiled, turned to everyone and hugged his fists and said: "Thank you for your support, thank you very much, I will release a collection when he arrives, you don't want to miss it!"
"This person, this is too shameless!" "The eldest lady of the Peng family bit her red lip and muttered.
Yang Zheng turned his head with a smile, his eyes involuntarily fell on the chest of the eldest lady of the Peng family, glanced at it, shook his head and said, "I can't help it, I can't help it!"
The eldest lady of the Peng family finally became angry, glared at him viciously, and said with a red face: "You-what do you look at, look at me again, let people gouge out your eyes!"
Yang Zheng didn't care, and said with a smile: "Dig it and watch it!"
"You, shameless!" the eldest lady of the Peng family scolded with a red face and turned around.
Li Yan'er glanced at Xiao Yun with a smile, turned around and whispered to the eldest lady of the Peng family: "Isn't this guy much more interesting than the eldest son of the Shen family, isn't your Peng family recruiting talents, I can think this guy?"
"He-?" the eldest lady blushed, and her heart jumped suddenly when she thought of her unscrupulous gaze just now.
"Hmph, our Peng family is recruiting useful talents, not such cheeky and shameless people?" said the eldest lady through gritted teeth.
Li Yan'er smiled with her mouth covered and said, "Is it shameless, not necessarily?"
The two of them muttered endlessly, and on the other side, Shen Fang's face was a little unbearable, but he didn't expect that this Huazi really opened his mouth to match, and it was seamless, snorted, and said, "Maybe it was encountered, I'll try him again?"
"This boy really has some talent, and there is a pair here, I wonder if this son dares to give it a try?"
"Your mother, since Lao Tzu is out of the mountain, I don't plan to let you go, what to try, what moves can be used!"
When these words were said in the middle of the business, everyone was slightly stunned when they heard it, and then they laughed.
Shen Fang frowned, snorted, and said, "Under Shen Fang?"
Yang Zheng said "oh" and said: "It turned out to be Shen Gongzi, don't be polite, if you have a couplet, just say it, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, I have the right to have fun for you!
"Okay!" Everyone saw that this was called Hanako's fun, so they echoed it, and the small pavilion was very lively.
"Hmph, okay, since you are looking for humiliation, I will fulfill you!" Shen Fang gritted his teeth and snorted, and said: "Wash the monk by the clear water pool, and soak the gourd!" As soon as this coupling came out, some women screamed a few times, no wonder they used "gourd" as a metaphor for the monk's "bald head", which was really disrespectful.
The moral of it, some talents and knowledge, can also be heard, that is, the eldest lady of the Peng family also gritted her teeth, as if she wanted to say something, but glanced at Yang Zheng and glared, but did not say it.
"Well, this pair, so-so, it's okay!" After speaking, he replied unceremoniously: "There is a beautiful woman sitting in the blue gauze tent, and the smoke cage is peony." β
Shen Fang was stunned for a moment, the pair continued to be neat, and the artistic conception was not bad, and it was even more rare that the other party blurted out, this rush is not something he can compare, seeing that the eldest lady of the Peng family smiled, Li Yan'er on the side was muttering to herself, secretly hating in her heart, she looked up at the West Lake, and saw that the West Lake was a lake with clear water, the lake water was clear, the reflection was building, the grass on both sides of the river, the breeze was blowing, and she felt it, and turned back to Yang Zheng and said: "Shen still has a couplet, I don't know if this son can be right?"
Yang Zheng said: "Try it!"
Shen Fang heard his disrespectful tone, secretly hated in his heart, gritted his teeth and chanted out the upper couplet: Five hundred Arhats cross the river, and a thousand Buddhas on the shoreββ"
The eldest lady of the Peng family on the side also reads a lot on weekdays, and when she hears this pair, she feels embarrassed, there are numbers in this upper link, and the thousand Buddhas in the heart of the wave are the five hundred Arhats who crossed the river and their reflections, if you want to match, if you don't have enough talent, the artistic conception is absolutely difficult to match!