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Xu Yang's eyes were firmly fixed on the place where the bill podium above his head was about to go up in a while.

It's not that Xu Yang hasn't been up before, but this time, Xu Yang shook his head......

It was almost nine o'clock, Xu Yang stood up, walked to the rostrum with a calm footstep, and walked to the rostrum with a serious face, now I am the country, and this speech will be completed no matter what.

Xu Yang stood on the podium, put down the copywriter, took off his coat, and said to the assistant behind him, "Xiao Sun, help me take it first." ”

"Yes, Minister!"

Xu Yang turned his head, held the microphone, glanced at the representatives of all countries, and a group of reporter comrades with long guns and short cannons, and then said slowly, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am Xu Yang, Minister of Foreign Affairs of China and North Korea, first of all, I will say that everyone is happy in the new Yuan calendar!"

This passage is like a standard, it is all about to be said at the beginning, no matter what, let's applaud! That's right, Xu Yang took the lead in applauding.

Applause is played three times, which means that if you clap three times, you won't clap, maybe the person who speaks is too good, you will applaud thunderously, and it is normal to drum for a minute or two, but now if you clap three times, even if it gives you face, you don't want to clap your hands.

Xu Yang glanced at the copywriter and said forward, "Now on behalf of the people of China and North Korea, the People's Defense Forces of China and North Korea, and the government of China and North Korea, I would like to give the following notice to the crowns of all countries. ”

"Huh?"

That's not right! There is big news in this passage! Everyone present looked at Xu Yang standing on it in amazement, and there is no mistake about it! You are talking about representing the Chinese and Korean people and the Chinese and Korean People's National Defense Forces, and you are going to make a big news!

And what is your majesty? If you say that it sounds good, it respects you, and if it doesn't sound good, it means that you have an unfamiliar relationship, and you have added the Chinese and Korean People's Defense Forces in front of it, what is this about? Everyone cheered up and wanted to hear what this Chinese and North Korean man had to say.

Xu Yang ignored the reaction of the people sitting below, he continued, "I issued a decree on the prohibition of travel on the Yokogawa at 0:00 on January 1, 2009, and the decree stipulates that from 0:00 a.m. on January 1, 2009, no one will be allowed to pass through the Yokogawa, including from our country to other countries, and from other countries to our country. ”

"Roar!!

Everyone began to talk to each other, and there was an uproar in the audience, who of these politicians didn't know what the hell was Yokogawa, the dividing line between the southwest of China and North Korea and its neighbors, and what was going on in the southwest of China and North Korea, didn't everyone know it?

The faces of the more than a dozen sovereign countries on the southwestern border of China and the DPRK have all changed their faces, and are China and the DPRK going to make a move?

Xu Yang looked at the reaction from the audience with satisfaction, but there was still a group of people who did not react at all, and just sat there calmly, that group of people in suits and leather shoes, all of them were full of brains, and the key was that they were all Westerners, led by US Secretary of State Thomson-Boson.

Xu Yang sneered in his heart, I want to see if you will be so stable after I say the following words.

"Ahem, cough, cough!" Xu Yang reminded them, I haven't finished yet?

"Excellencies, my country also knows that there is something wrong with the issuance of this decree!"

Do you know how many national interests are involved in that place? If you say that it will be sealed, who agrees? I want to see how you go on with it.

Xu Yang felt that he seemed to be much more relaxed when he said this, "After all, is Yokogawa a veritable 'international business route'? Every day, how much wealth is there, and if China says that if it is not allowed to go, it will not let it go, and this does not make nearly half of the countries in the world dissatisfied with us! Some countries may even take action directly." ”

Xu Yang was still afraid that they wouldn't understand, so he deliberately made a shooting pose, so that he could understand!

There was even more uproar in the audience, what was he going to do! No country had ever said such a blatant thing in this place, in the main conference room of the United States, and there had never been a ......

Xu Yang looked down, and the smile on his face became more obvious, "For the above situation, the countries will admit that there will be!"

Xu Yang didn't wait for anyone to answer, "So when I got on the plane yesterday, I said a word to the commander-in-chief of the People's Defense Force, and let me tell you...... No, I tell you, Your Majesty!"

Everyone was attracted by Xu Yang's words, Xu Yang said that he was respectful, and he bit the word respectful so hard, what do you want to say.

When Xu Yang heard what that person said yesterday, he felt that his blood was boiling immediately, and now he was going to let him say this!

Xu Yang lifted his glasses and said slowly, "The spear is already pointing at the sky, the satellites in the high altitude have long been locked, the missiles are only ready to ignite, the 800,000 soldiers are ready to fire, the nuclear warheads will fall along with the parachutes, and the Chinese and North Korean soldiers and civilians will resolutely start a war! The commander-in-chief of the DPRK also said that this is said on behalf of all the soldiers and civilians who sacrificed their lives for the peace of our southwestern region......

it!

"That's it for me!

Everyone stood up, including the group that had been very calm.

At this time, no one will really think that the Minister of Foreign Affairs of China and North Korea is joking with them, before Xu Yang said this, they never thought that China and North Korea would go to war, they would not believe that people who have been rats for 30 years suddenly become tigers one day, give him a few dares, how dare they go to war, and it is a war with nearly half of the countries in the world.

But this was at a meeting of the United States, and if it weren't for the fact that this foreign minister was a psychopath, then it was ...... China and North Korea are really going to war.

As Xu Yang walked out of the conference room, no one pretended to be posturing, so let's go quickly! Who cares what the people behind say, this is definitely super big news, super big news? The fuse of the third world war appeared in China and North Korea, and the world immersed in peace is finally about to become turbulent......

Lu Li closed the browser that was about to put down a video, and took a deep breath, it's really a war!

For the first time, Lu Li's mind was divided among the souls that had been well fused, one was excited by this sentence, and his blood boiled with excitement, and he shouted that he had done a good job!

Lu Li looked up at the southwest, his dark eyes couldn't help spasming, and then Lu Li closed his eyes, and it took a long time to open them.

Lu Li turned off the computer, his mind went blank, and suddenly, the door opened!

Lu Li turned his head and showed a warm smile, "Mother, why are you here?" ”

"I'll bring you a cup of tea, or the bamboo leaf green you like!"

Lu Li took the tea, "Thank you, mother!"

"This kid is still polite to me, how about it? ”

Lu Li nodded and said, "Understood!"

"Oh, don't overthink it!"

"Hey, mother, what are you putting here, this tea is so fragrant than usual!" Lu Li suddenly shouted loudly.

"Hmm, I didn't put anything!"

"Mother, you definitely put something, I drink it every day I don't know?

Yang Xiuyun said inexplicably, "I really didn't put anything! It's probably because you usually put less tea, and I put more for you today." ”

"Oh! I usually put a handful. ”

"Who can blame that!Hey!No!" Yang Xiuyun suddenly remembered something?"You said that you usually put a handful, how can I see that the tea leaves are so much missing! Hey, hey, hey! It's still not right! I think at least half of the tea leaves are missing, your father is not at home, and I don't drink it, even if you eat tea, you can't eat so much!"

Lu Li was in a cold sweat when he heard it, could he not know where so much tea had gone, how to lie?

What can I do about this? Could it be that to tell the truth with my mother, Lu Li glanced at Yang Xiuyun cautiously, You said that your little girlfriend...... Lu Li couldn't help but shiver in his heart when he thought of Yang Xiuyun's words ridiculing him in the car.

"That mother! Zishang said that after drinking this tea, he thought it was very delicious, so I took him a little!"

It's just that Lu Li's lying is not up to the level, he lowered his head, cowered, and trembled when he spoke, who doesn't know that you are lying!

When Yang Xiuyun saw him like this, she laughed in her heart, "Really, then I have to ask him when Zishang comes to my house for dinner tomorrow." ”

"Ahh

Yang Xiuyun pretended to be surprised and said, "What's wrong! I lost my tea, I'll ask what's wrong." ”

What should I do if my mother still asks? "That mother! I remember wrong, it's not Xiahou Zishang!"

"It's not Zishang!, who is that?"

"Oops! I'll talk to you when I get back! I'll go to the toilet first. Lu Li jumped off the bench, put the teacup on the table, and ran out in a panic. Sure enough, the 10,000-year-old excuse of going to the toilet still works.

Yang Xiuyun didn't stop Lu Li, just shook his head with a smile, took the teacup, and walked out.

……

"Stinky girl, are you going back to Seoul tomorrow?"

"Ahh

“nuna！”

"Hmph, stinky girl, huh! I can see it, you can do it, huh?"

"Oh no, nuna is so stingy! I'm a nickname!

Taeyeon's heart shuddered, what was he talking about!

"Nickname is it?"

"That's right!"

"Oh yes! If you dare to call me a stinky girl in the future, I will make you a eunuch in minutes!"

"......" Lu Li grabbed her hair, should she be reminded to be a lady? No!

"That!"

"Dear! It wasn't me just now, Taeyeon is still very ladylike. ”

"......" Lu Li, this is the second time he is speechless!

"Lu Li asked me if there was anything going back to Seoul?"

Finally back to the point, "I'll send you something, you can collect it tomorrow." ”

"What's that?"

"A bracelet!"

A bracelet, Taeyeon thought of a love token, "Why are you sending me a bracelet? Do you want me to tie my person? I'll tell you secretly! Actually, my heart has long been tied by you." ”

Lu Li ignored Kim Taeyeon's crazy words, "Don't joke with me! It's not fun if I take it seriously, wait until you get it, send me a message, and I'll tell you why?"

If you're really serious, I don't mind, Taeyeon said silently in her heart.

"Okay then! I'll send you a message, and if it's too expensive, I won't ask for it. ”

Isn't that a measure of money at all?

"It's not expensive, but it's beautiful! I think you'll like it. ”

"Actually, it's okay to be ugly, if I don't wear it!"

"You are not allowed to wear it!"

Hmm?Taeyeon was a little confused, what did Lu Li mean by this, "Why!"

What Lu Li worked so hard to make, if it weren't for someone crying a lot, coupled with the unhappiness of that night, Lu Li wouldn't have the time and energy to make this bracelet that Lu Li thought was very chicken.

"When you get it, I'll tell you, anyway, although that thing is not expensive, I also spent a lot of time making it by hand, I can guarantee that it is absolutely beautiful, and you will like it." ”

"Really?" Kim Taeyeon was a little suspicious, what the hell was he going to do?

"Yes! Trust me!"

"It's disgusting!"

"You can not look. ”

"Why don't I read the words that appear on my phone!"

"Then you still say disgusting!"

"It's disgusting!"

"Then you're disgusting!

"Yikes!"

"Stinky girl!

"Don't say it!"

"I'll just say, stinky girl, stinky girl, stinky ......."

"I'll kill you......"

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