After the others left, only Chen Yi, Luo Yan, and Han Wenxue were left in the ward. Chen Yi was very depressed, feeling very at a loss, and turned his head to Luo Yan and complained: "You guys are too picky, it's another certificate, no, this time it was replaced with a certificate of honor, which is slightly better than the certificate, but it's not worth a few dollars, is it worthy of my hard work to contribute to the country and eliminate harm for the people?" ”

Luo Yan rolled her eyes, and her cherry-like delicate and beautiful little mouth skimmed wildly, making Chen Yi forget the pain instantly, and just wanted to take a bite hard, and taste if it was as sweet and delicious as a cherry.

Martin Luther King, Jr., the great hero of the black man, had a dream that his fellow citizens would be free from suffering and discrimination and be treated fairly.

Chen Yi also has a dream, dreaming of one day being able to throw Luo Yan on the bed, leather whips and handcuffs, uniform temptation, seventy-two postures, eighty general changes...... Play it all!

Luo Yan didn't know the dirty and obscene thoughts in Chen Yi's brain, otherwise he would definitely be better than Han Wenxue's "Crazy Tiger Fist"

but also domineering and sharp.

Even so, she was still quite speechless about Chen Yi, a god stick who asked for money and didn't want to die.

"You are cheap and obedient, not holding you accountable for the crime of excessive manslaughter in defense is already a big face, before I came, the bureau still had one-sided opinions and should be severely punished, if it weren't for Deputy Director Xing himself, just one Ning Fangming would be enough for you, and I still want to ask for money, it's good to leave your little life."

Chen Yi feels that the Public Security Bureau is just like Luo Yan's mother's family, if she wants to make some money from the Public Security Bureau, this daughter-in-law who eats inside and outside is always sarcastic and sarcastic, and she doesn't leave any affection for her man.

In the helplessness of feeling unladylike, he could only quickly change the topic and make the next idea: "How to deal with the dragon scars of the 'Azure Homeland', it is not something that ordinary people can surrender, at least I haven't met such a master." ”

When Chen Yi said this, he couldn't help but think of the bearded uncle Zhao Xuantan, and he had a deep memory of the dragon aura on Zhao Xuantan's body.

Originally, I thought that he was not the initiator of the dragon evil, and he was also a very important accomplice involved, but I didn't expect him to do himself a big favor.

Now that he thinks about it, he should try to save the dragon and restore the dragon vein, which is why he is contaminated, but from now on, the result should be a failure.

Luo Yan was vigilant, "I used to ask you for a favor, but you always pushed back, how did your ideological consciousness become higher now, and take the initiative to care about the things of the dragon?" ”

Chen Yi smiled embarrassedly, knowing that Xiao Jiujiu was so smart that even criminals had a headache again, but he still defended himself: "Isn't this afraid that you will be embarrassed, you will definitely go to someone to solve it, if the person you are looking for is not right, not only will it not solve the disaster, but it will cause you to burn yourself and cause more trouble." ”

Luo Yan knew that what he said was seven points false and three points true, and his real purpose was to make a lot of money, but his heart was still warm, at least he thought about himself, "The provincial department has contacted a professor from East China University, Yi Xue's attainments are very high, he has already gone, so don't bother with it." ”

"Could it be Professor Liu Dajun?"

Chen Yi was surprised.

"Huh? How do you know? ”

Luo Yan was puzzled.

"How can I not know that Professor Liu Dajun is the only sociologist without a diploma at East China University, and he is also the first president of the China Yi Society.

Chen Yi talked eloquently, he admired this old man from the bottom of his heart, he was more bumpy than himself on the road of Yi Xue, during the turmoil, because of the study of Yi Xue, he was criticized and marched, and the manuscripts and books were also burned, and then he came to Quancheng to pull a cart to work as a handyman.

But he still didn't let go of the study of easy learning.

Liu Dajun, who was intoxicated with easy work, finally succeeded in learning at the age of not being confused, and entered East China University to teach as a sociologist.

If he goes to deal with the dragon evil, maybe he really won't have anything to do with himself.

Moreover, according to his character and social status, he will definitely not open his mouth like himself, and he will not even want the minimum labor fee.

Han Wenxue, who has been listening to the two quietly, rarely heard this Chen Yi, a "narcissistic maniac"

admired a person so much that he couldn't help but interject and ask, "Is he even more powerful than you?" ”

Now Han Wenxue has been completely "poisoned" by Chen Yi

, It's hard to believe in my heart that there are more powerful people than Chen Yi, Chen Yi can take his life with the sky, use divination to save himself from danger, and he can also be covered in blood, break into the tiger's den in Longtan alone, and kill a strong enemy in an instant.

If there is really anyone more powerful than him, it can only be those heroes who can descend the dragon and eighteen palms and six veins of the divine sword in the novel TV.

Moreover, even if they really could descend the ultimate killer moves such as the Eighteen Palms and Six Veins Divine Sword, they might not be able to tell fortunes.

Chen Yi smiled, it was rare that he did not slander his peers behind his back, "I don't know about divination and feng shui, but he can throw me several streets away for Yi Xue's attainments, for example, if ordinary people are walking on flat ground, then I am standing on the second floor, and Professor Liu Dajun is on top of a skyscraper, I don't know how many levels higher, of course, there is also the legendary power of being on the top of the mountains and looking down on all living beings, but they only exist in legends, and I don't know if there is anything else in contemporary times." ”

Although he said this very clearly, and the metaphor was very appropriate and easy to understand, Han Wenxue still didn't seem to understand, "Aren't divination and feng shui and Zhou Yi the same thing?" ”

"Divination Feng Shui was born from Zhou Yi, which can only represent one aspect of Zhou Yi, and cannot be completely equivalent, they can only be called Shu, but Zhou Yi is the Dao, no matter how big the Shu is, it can only be close to the Dao, and cannot be equated with the Dao. Just like the relationship between the earth and the soil, no matter how big the soil is, it is a continent, and the soil alone will never become a world that can give birth to life, even if it is so big that it really becomes a planet, it cannot give birth to life. ”

Han Wenxue finally understood a little, just understood Chen Yi's analogy, and her impression of Feng Shui Divination and Zhou Yi was still hazy, and she didn't delve into it, this thing was originally studied by Chen Yi's magic stick, and it was too far away from her.

But she was very interested in the legends of the great beings who stood on the top of the mountains and looked down on all the people, because it was like a mythical story, and asked who they were.

Luo Yan is also very curious about these people, and it is not bad to listen to a story, so he urged him repeatedly.

One of these two people is a graduate of the police academy, and the other is a high-achieving student from a well-known foreign university, which has always made Chen Yi, a semi-literate person who has not received much education, very unhappy, and originally thought of taking this opportunity to sell them first, tease them, and then pretend to be a sociologist like Professor Liu Dajun, who is rich and rich, to popularize cultural knowledge and "eliminate illiteracy" for them

。

But before the first pass was sold, it provoked the two of them to be coquettish or scolded, where could he be a little virgin who could stand the same treatment as ice and fire, so he could only obediently disarm and surrender.

"If you want to talk about those immortal-level characters, there are really a lot of them, Emperor Fuxi Qing in ancient times, Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, Laozi Zhou Er, King Wen Ji Chang of the Zhou Dynasty, Xu Fu, a qi practitioner beside the First Emperor, as well as Zhuge Wuhou, Yuan Tiangang, Liu Bowen, Yang Yungong, Pu Songling, Our Lady of the White Lotus, ......"

Han Wenxue Luoyan finally saw what a magic stick is and what eloquence is, Chen Yi was lying on the bed, unable to move his hands and feet, no different from a high paraplegic patient.

But with just a broken mouth, the two of them were fascinated and couldn't wait to grab a Doraemon immediately, turn on the time machine, and go back to that era.

If it weren't for the fact that there was no small bowl there, the two would definitely take out all the Grandpa Mao in their pockets and give a reward to this magic stick that incarnates Mr. Storyteller.

After serving Chen Yi to finish dinner, Han Wenxue and Luoyan bought melon seeds and peanuts and other snacks, and sat down in front of Chen Yi's bed, waiting for him to continue to open the god stick pulpit.

"Come on, when it comes to the love triangle between Li Jing Hongfu and the bearded guest, who did Hongfu follow in the end? Is it Li Jing? I think Li Jing is better, and he is a ...... white-faced scholar with a polite and white face."

"I think it's better to match the bearded guest, the strange woman is matched with the hero, wandering the world, walking all over the landscape, blooming towards the flowers, watching the sunset at dusk, what a mood, how happy ......"

An ancient history class, I don't know if there was a problem with what Chen Yi said, or if the two of them didn't hear it right, and it turned into a Korean drama sprinkled with dog blood.

"Hurry up, why did you stop?"

Luo Yan urged.

"Is it thirsty? I'll get you water."

, Han Wenxue poured the boiling water that had been cooled a long time ago into the cup, put a straw, and brought it to Chen Yi's mouth.

The two of them were teased, but Chen Yi suddenly kept silent, so anxious that Luo Yan and Han Wenxue stomped their feet.

"Well, can you solve something first?"

Chen Yi asked, his face embarrassed.

"What's going on?"

Han Wen Xue Luoyan said in unison, looking anxious.

"That, I want to go to the toilet, I've been holding it all afternoon, I can't hold it anymore"

, Chen Yi blushed like a roasted suckling pig.

But isn't it, he has wanted to go to the toilet for a long time, but the two big girls really can't pull their faces around, and if they hold it back, maybe there will really be a headline about a living person suffocating to death with urine.

"Huh? Do you want to go to the toilet? That, Wen Xue is attentive to people, you let her come"

, Luo Yan was very bad at being angry, and completely forgot who swore in his heart that he would repay him with his life, and turned around and ran away.

Han Wenxue blushed to her neck, "You can beat people, you can't go by yourself, by the way, I forgot to buy you dinner for the night just now, the cafeteria may be closed, I'll go right away"

Han Wenxue is not much better than Luo Yan, "Whoosh"

followed Luo Yan away.

"White-eyed wolf, stinky bitch, stinky ......"

Chen Yi scolded, but the two turned a deaf ear.

He could only grit his teeth, sweat coldly, and limp into the toilet...... After a while, Chen Yi cried, really cried!

Because of the pain, the muscles of the whole body are tense, and I can't pee out or pull it out at all...... "Mother, what should I do?" ”

Chen Yi looked up to the sky and cried bitterly, crying and fainting in the toilet.

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