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The Black Garden became the venue for the storytelling session.

Zhao Yishan and Xiao Yu listened to the story with great interest, and behind them, there was the death of the grinding pestle, and the pain... A two-headed dog that is dying.

As for the storyteller, he stood opposite Zhao Yishan and Xiao Yu, and he could just see the tightly bound Kill and the two-headed dog.

The monks who were captured, when they told stories, had to give colorful performances.

Whenever it comes to the passage of the day dog, these monks are all terrified, because they want to face the air day dog, in case Zhao Yishan and Xiao Yu feel that they are not happy, let them really day dog, wouldn't it be a catastrophe?

In the blink of an eye, three days passed, and dozens of monks completed the story meeting of the Black Garden.

When these monks return to their residences, they are immediately visited by guests and friends, and the visitors will inevitably ask: "Zhao Yishan and Xiao Yu, when will the story meeting end?" ”

Who can guess the thoughts of Zhao Yishan and Xiao Yu? The visitors were all disappointed.

And the monk who completed the story meeting changed his temperament greatly, far from being lively and cheerful, and the sun was shining, and he was close to the taciturn, cloudy.

The atmosphere of terror spread in the Black Tao Pavilion.

"Who's going to be the next person to go to the storytelling session?"

"After he is sharpened into a needle, who will replace him?"

The two ultimate conjectures have become a lingering nightmare in everyone's minds.

An ordinary joke between friends, as long as it involves two ultimate conjectures, may become the fuse of the fight, and friends will become enemies from then on.

Three days passed, and it was finally time for Zhao Yishan to return the two-headed dog.

Under the weight of the day dog and the dog day, countless monks visited Peng Li, who had not seen movement for a long time!

The house was full of guests, and the mansion of Peng Li regained its former glory, but Peng Li's mood was quite low, because these monks who visited him all had bad intentions.

Or knock on the side, or speak straight, or scold, or beg bitterly, or know with reason, or move with emotion...

But there is only one ultimate goal, that is, to let Peng Li come forward and bring the two-headed dog back!

Without dogs, the day of dogs and the day of being dogs would no longer exist.

Peng Li loves to be in the limelight, but this kind of limelight, he really doesn't want to stick to the slightest relationship.

Understand the attitude of Pengli, hundreds of thousands of Heitao Pavilion monks, hate him, the two-headed dog is yours, if you don't lend the two-headed dog to Zhao Yishan, there will be no Black Garden story, at this time, you want to clear up the relationship, let us take the blame, think beautiful!

As a result, rumors spread again: "The secrecy of Pengli and the dog." ”

"The two-headed dog sleeps with you."

"Pengli, Killing, Two-Headed Dog, Rational Analysis of Love Triangle." ……

These rumors, driven by well-intentioned people, quickly spread into Pengli's ears.

Peng Li succumbed, and he reluctantly flew to the Black Garden and found Zhao Yishan and Xiao Yu.

Seeing Peng Li's arrival, the monk who was telling the story forgot his task in ecstasy, and looked at Peng Li with an eager face, as if he had seen his own father.

Xiao Yuzheng listened attentively, but the story came to an abrupt end, and he said very unhappily: "Hey, hey, why don't you tell it?" Hey! Ignore me! Go! Feed the piercing sky into the mouth of the killer! ”

Break the sky! … Day dog!

The monk woke up in a daze and said with a hundredfold enthusiasm: "On the day of the incident, the two-headed dog had ..."

The story is very obscene, Peng Li has already understood it, but at this moment, I have a different feeling, the protagonist of the story is in front of me, and the tragic fate comes so unexpectedly!

Peng Li said to Zhao Yishan: "You should return the two-headed dog!" ”

Zhao Yishan shook his head and said: "Before the story is over, the two-headed dog can't leave the Black Garden. ”

Peng Li didn't even have the courage to get angry, and sighed: "It's the villain's doing." ”

Zhao Yishan smiled: "I have to be a villain this time." ”

Peng Li frowned and asked, "Why?" ”

Zhao Yishan said loudly: "The little gluttonous child's heart is still childlike, he thought of an idea, there is a proboscis sarcoma black-haired smoked rat in Heitao Pavilion, which happens to be a mother..."

Pengli's stomach was churning, a burst of nausea, and the black hair of the proboscis sarcoma could only indicate that the image of this mouse was poor, but the word smoky sky meant stinky.

As far as Peng Li knows, sticking to the stench of this rat will leave a stench for a hundred years, if you are in close contact with it, and it is... If so, this life is completely ruined.

Peng Li did not hesitate, and resolutely said: "The two-headed dog continues to stay in the Black Garden!" … No, I don't want this two-headed dog anymore... Hey, I'll go first! ”

Leaving behind the two-headed dog with a complaining face, he fled for his life, hid back to his mansion as fast as he could, and then ordered someone to prepare hot water and spiritual tea to wash away the filth and rinse away the rancid stench.

And hundreds of thousands of Heitao Pavilion monks, after hearing the bad news, they were all stupid, they couldn't wait to kill the proboscis sarcoma black-haired smoat immediately, but this mouse was the treasure of Heitao Pavilion, except for the pavilion master, no one could hurt it in the slightest!

Peng Li secretly regretted and said: "I knew that today, when I became the pavilion master, I should have killed it!" ”

The story will be under the background sound of the grinding pestle, day and night, the monks of the Black Tao Pavilion finally couldn't bear the pressure and rushed to the Black Garden to tell the story!

They thought to themselves, early death and early superbirth, and when the mouse is brought in, it is really impossible to survive and die! Tragedy, let Ji Xiu bear it alone! We can't afford to lose our reputation!

Seeing the signs, Zhao Yishan naturally encouraged these monks to tell stories, and he promised: "Monks who have told stories don't need to come again." ”

As a result, hundreds of thousands of monks crowded around the Black Garden, lining up to tell stories.

Queuing up to tell a story, you can only listen to one person, or two people's stories in a day, the speed is too slow, Zhao Yishan doesn't have so much spare time!

Zhao Yishan gave an order: "Enter your story into the jade slip, and then sign your name and give it to me!"

If the story is wonderful, I will reward 100,000 yuan crystals! ”

In order to preserve their reputation, these monks devoted themselves to the creation of stories, racking their brains one by one to conceive the most wonderful plots.

Hundreds of thousands of monks, hundreds of thousands of stories, but there is only one theme: the love between the two-headed dog.

The jade slips were constantly sent, and Zhao Yishan handed them over to Xiao Yu to deal with.

At the beginning, the glutton kept reading the story day and night, but after a long time, the glutton got tired again.

The glutton complained, "I'm more tired than the monk who writes the story!" ”

Zhao Yishan grinned and said, "It's very comfortable, I'll let you replace him!" ”

Xiao Yu smiled and said: "It's not tiring to read the story at all, I'll continue to watch, and then choose a good story!" ”

After the selection of gourmets, a batch of Black Flower Awards representing good stories will be produced every day, and the winners will be rewarded with 100,000 yuan on the same day, and receive a voice from Zhao Yishan: "Make persistent efforts to create better stories!" If there is a good story, there is the Black Flower Award! ”

Write a good story and you can get 100,000 yuan crystals!

Suddenly, the creative craze of Hei Tao Pavilion exploded! A group of professional writers was born! Their story has been widely circulated and has become a must-read reference book for the monks who fight the streets!

Zhao Yishan said to Xiao Yu: "I didn't expect to kill the dog, and in the end, a group of literati were achieved. ”