Chapter Seventy-One: The Kissing Contest
Compared with the enthusiastic little couples around them, the expressions on the faces of Zhan Xingchuan and Ran Xixi, a pair of men and women, were very weird, as if they wanted to strangle each other, which stood out in the crowd.
As the "kissing contest" attracted dozens of couples, the bar staff had to carve out a small corner as a temporary registration office.
Each couple who signed up for the competition received a numbered armband that could be attached to their arm to represent their eligibility.
Ran Xixi took it and took a look, so angry that he almost threw it away, it was "57" again.
I still remember that back then, she received a bouquet of Josephine roses, which was sent by Zhan Xingchuan. At first, she was very happy, but then she suddenly remembered that Yu Youwei happened to be on May 7's birthday, so she threw it away directly, and she was annoyed when she saw it.
Unexpectedly, after such a long time, this number is again, which is really popular.
However, the little girl who drank even smiled and said, "57, I love my wife, you must come on." Seeing that your husband is in good shape, he usually exercises and maybe he can reach the finals. ”
Ran Xixi had a stinky face, too lazy to explain, and embarrassed to say that his wallet was stolen, and in order to qualify for free orders, he had the cheekiness to participate in this bullshit kissing contest. Fortunately, there should be no acquaintances here, otherwise, she would really have the heart to die.
It's Zhan Xingchuan who says "thank you" one by one, as if he is very confident.
"Hey, I'm telling you, a second, a second, not a second. Stick it on, and if you dare to stick your tongue in, I'll do."
She made a threatening gesture and raised her knees slightly, reminding Zhan Xingchuan that if he dared to mess around, she would definitely let him experience the ** feeling of "chicken flying eggs" again.
He instinctively wanted to bring his legs together, and the last time was so memorable that he didn't want to do it again.
"Okay, I promise you, as long as you don't cancel our exemption from the bill, we'll get some water, okay. ”
Zhan Xingchuan immediately raised his hands and made a guarantee.
As soon as the words fell, God seemed to deliberately want to oppose them, and the male emcee on the stage said loudly: "Good friends. Today's competition is so enthusiastic, more than sixty couples have already signed up. More than the boss's budget. The boss said he lost a lot of money. Therefore, please understand, we have temporarily changed to half of the participants to be free of charge, and the top 10 couples are all free of charge."
Before he finished speaking, there was already a commotion below, and it was obvious that this temporary decision had caused everyone's dissatisfaction.
Despite such a scoundrel, no one announced his withdrawal, after all, the temptation of that diamond ring was still great. Moreover, there are still very few people who rush to go without orders, such as Zhan Xingchuan and Ran Xixi, special elements who don't have a dime on them, except for the two of them, there are none.
"It's over, if you don't enter the top ten, you still can't be exempted"
Listening to the words of the male emcee, Ran Xixi muttered to himself, and subconsciously wanted to take out his mobile phone.
"What to do,"
Zhan Xingchuan grabbed her hand, and a rush suddenly rose in his heart.
"I'd rather let people know I'm with you, and I don't want to kiss you for more than a second. ”
She looked sad and angry, and wanted to call Lu Qinghuan and ask him to help her through the current difficulty, even if she was embarrassed, she admitted it.
"I don't have a mouth problem, you smell it, I don't smell it. ”
He leaned over and sighed at her.
Ran Xi was so angry that he went crazy and said angrily: "You shut up. ”
Zhan Xingchuan followed the temptation: "It's okay, it's just a kiss, how long can it be, isn't it just mouth-to-mouth, you can still kiss the flowers, you can persuade yourself, just kiss for a second each time, just kiss a few more times." You think, even if you can find friends, it's hard to say if they are willing to help if they are free to come, right?"
Hearing him say this, Ran Xixi also hesitated a little.
What's more, it was a little difficult for her to let Lu Qinghuan know that she was with Zhan Xingchuan now, or in a bar. I just said those words in the afternoon, and my behavior at this moment is not a slap in the face.
At the time of hesitation, the first couples have already taken the stage, the first thirty groups.
The male emcee jumped around like a monkey, extremely active, holding the microphone and saying the rules of the game: "Today's game is that each couple can't exceed this piece of paper, see clearly, it's this paper." So, the boyfriend can hold his girlfriend, or he can carry it, lift it, carry it, and pose casually, in short, neither of you can step on anything other than this piece of paper. Then, you start kissing, and the five groups that last the longest will qualify for the free order and advance to the finals for a chance to win a big diamond ring. ”
After speaking, he held the diamond ring again and shook it around the audience.
Everyone looked at the piece of paper and couldn't help but laugh.
Zhan Xingchuan was the first to react, looked Ran Xixi up and down, and asked with some hesitation: "You don't eat fat, the heavier the woman, the more the man can't hold it." It's hard to hug it, how can you kiss it,"
She looked up at the thirty couples on the lookout, and sure enough, several of their girlfriends were relatively plump, and they all showed bitter gourd faces at the moment. There is even a heavyweight female man who rolled up her sleeves without hesitation and picked up her boyfriend.
The audience immediately erupted in applause, accompanied by several whistles.
"I'm not fat. ”
Ran Xixi gritted his teeth, a little itchy.
At the beginning of the game, the men carried and hugged each other, showing their abilities, and then began to kiss. Holding an adult is already a difficult thing, and when kissing, breathing is a little difficult, so within a minute, a man staggered and his legs trembled.
"Well, look at that group, it's almost gone. ”
Zhan Xingchuan is quite leisurely, looking around, and pointing out from time to time to give judgments.
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the man let go of his hand and put his girlfriend down.
This release, like a signal, the seven or eight people next to him all announced that they had given up one after another, and soon, the thirty groups on the field selected the five groups that lasted the longest.
"How are you going to compare in a moment,"
Zhan Xingchuan is gearing up, as if he is very sure.
Ran Xixi's mind was not on this at all, what she was thinking about was that if it really didn't work, how would she hand over the wine money for a while.
"Otherwise, we'll use that position too. ”
Seeing that she didn't speak, he simply said what he thought.
"Ah,"
Zhan Xingchuan approached her and whispered: "It's just that the two of us are facing each other, I am holding you, you put your hands around my neck, and your legs around my waist, so that it is the most labor-saving, I just hold your ass a little." You see, the ones that lasted the longest just now were almost all in this position. Playing sideways hugging is the most tiring, and two arms can't hold up for a few minutes. It's not practical to carry it on your back, I tilt my head and kiss you, my neck will cramp."
Before he finished speaking, the master of ceremonies had already announced that the remaining thirty or so groups would take the stage together.
Ran Xixi was also pulled up by Zhan Xingchuan, and it wasn't until she stood on the stage that she felt panicked.
"Don't be afraid, for the sake of wine money, let it go. ”
He reminded her that if she didn't make it to the finals, she would be ashamed.
Ran Xixi took a deep breath and whispered, "I should be bitten by a dog." ”
Zhan Xingchuan was about to get angry, and a "start" made him hold back what he hadn't said, and he opened his hand and motioned for her to jump up on his own.
This posture is not unfamiliar to either of the two people, because they have done it too many times before. When I first got married, after all, it was normal for men and women to love each other, the little couple unlocked all kinds of lingering postures, what could not be done, what was good or not what was not done, all of them had been tried, this face-to-face holding posture was Ran Xixi's favorite, because it not only saves effort, but also hugs and kisses, which can not only meet physical needs, but also take care of emotional communication.
She stood still, seemingly caught in a battle between heaven and man.
"Ready,"
The male emcee had already shouted loudly, reminding the couples who were not ready.
Ran Xixi had no choice but to grit his teeth.
"Let's go. ”
She hugged Zhan Xingchuan's neck and wrapped her legs around his waist.
Just as he was about to speak, he had already taken the initiative to kiss him.
Her eyes widened in surprise, not realizing that she was not fully prepared for the game.
The big eyes of the woman in front of him made Zhan Xingchuan a little frightened, so he simply closed his eyes. Seeing him close his eyes, Ran Xixi also subconsciously closed her eyes, at this moment, the only thing she could hear in her ears was each other's heartbeats and breathing.
Without visual distractions, the senses of hearing and smell become more sensitive.
Zhan Xingchuan's body was a little hot, and she remembered that he still had a fever, when she had a fever a few days ago, she didn't have any strength in her body, and her limbs were sore, let alone holding a person.
Thinking like this, she subconsciously hugged him tighter, for fear that he would not be able to support it, so she threw her directly to the ground.
As soon as Ran Xixi moved, Zhan Xingchuan thought that she wanted to leave, so he hugged her tightly, and even his lips increased his strength. He is quite a decent gentleman, and he has always fulfilled his promise, that is, he only kept his lips close and never kissed deeply.
However, as he suddenly increased his strength, his ** also increased, and gradually began to be dissatisfied with this kind of kiss that was not a kiss.
Being held by his hand hurt slightly, Ran Xixi subconsciously opened her mouth to shout, as soon as her lips moved, Zhan Xingchuan instinctively pushed the tip of his tongue into it and wrapped it around her tongue.
A strange tingling sensation hit each other in an instant.
Both of them were so frightened by the sudden electric current that neither of them dared to move, neither dared to breathe hard.
Fortunately, each other's eyes were closed, so they didn't see the stunned expressions on each other's faces.
Ran Xixi even forgot to push the tip of his tongue out, the only thing she could do was shrink the tip of her tongue back, while Zhan Xingchuan followed the man's primitive desire to conquer and explored forward again and again.
"Wow, everybody trying to hold on. It seems that there are already a few handsome guys who are about to hold on, so in order not to make your girlfriend complain about you, you must work hard and persevere. ”
The noisy male emcee circled twice, shouting incitatively.
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