Chapter Eighty-Seven: You Be My Boyfriend
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After all, people's lives are very busy now, and the New Year is just a few days of vacation, so you can't all use it to go to relatives, right?
If it is too far away, it is too troublesome to go back and forth, and there is no energy or time, basically only send a greeting or WeChat red envelope.
Tokyo is basically a relative of the Tojo family, in the third year of junior high school, Tojo Xun booked a large suite in the hotel, adults and children are counted together, a total of about 20 people, two tables are enough.
"Xue Jia is really promising. ”
"Yes, I studied well when I was in school, and I was a big star when I made movies. ”
"Xue Jia, I heard that the 5-centimeter movie you starred in has a box office of hundreds of millions. You're afraid you've made tens of millions, right?"
"What's the matter, my salary is only 10,000 yuan. Bai Xuejia smiled bitterly and explained to his relatives.
"Ah, it's only 10,000? This director is too picky, don't act in his movies in the future. ”
"Xiao Feng, you have to study hard with your eldest nephew in the future, do you know?" a middle-aged woman dragged a little boy of four or five years old, pointed to Bai Xuejia and said to the little boy.
The little boy tilted his head and looked in reverence: Hey, the idol is my eldest nephew!
Bai Xuejia's eyelids jumped wildly, he was used to Dongcheng Aya and Dongcheng Yui, but no matter how many times, at a family gathering, he saw a bunch of "uncles and aunts" who were a few years old, or even a few months, he had a feeling of being cat.
The generation is too young, and there are no human rights.
"Xue Jia, what do you usually study in school?"
"Xue Jia, how did you film?"
"Xue Jia, have you talked about girlfriends?"
"Xue Jia, the daughter of a colleague in our unit, is very beautiful......"
This year, it is not surprising that Bai Xuejia has become the focus of his relatives' topics, and even Dongcheng Aya, who was admitted to the first university in China, is dwarfed and no one cares. Dongcheng Aya breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Bai Xuejia as if she was asking for help, Dongcheng Aya looked away weakly, pretending to be concentrating on chatting with her cousin, and couldn't help Bai Xuejia.
The seven aunts and eight aunts in Bai Xuejia's heart were gloriously squeezed out of the reporter and ranked first.
The elders sit at one table, and the juniors sit at one table.
Bai Xuejia was dragged and talked for a long time, and finally escaped in embarrassment, and just sat down to usher in a soft bear hug.
"Xiaobai! sister wants to kill you!"
Xiong hugging Bai Xue Jia is the cousin of Dongcheng Aya, Dongcheng Haruka, four years older than Dongcheng Aya, who just joined the work this year.
Bai Xuejia grabbed her shoulders, separated the two, and corrected her title: "Yes, aunt." ”
What should my cousin's cousin be called? This generation is far away, Bai Xuejia really doesn't understand, anyway, he is the youngest in the family, and all the men who are the same generation as Dongcheng Aya are uncles, and women are aunts, it's always right.
“…… If you dare to call me that outside, I'll strangle you!" Dongcheng Yao gestured dangerously to Bai Xue Jia, then brushed his hair, straightened his chest and said: "I am only 22 years old, a beautiful girl in the prime of life, how can I call that menopausal name? They call theirs, we call us both of us, I am your sister, that's all!"
"Dongcheng Yao, why are you sitting in my seat!"
Dongcheng Wei came back from the toilet, and saw that his actions were occupied by a nasty woman, so he inserted himself between Bai Xuejia and Dongcheng Yao, and remembered Dongcheng Yao vigorously.
"Huh, where did you pick up the kid, do you know each other?" asked Haruka Tojo, holding his seat firmly, to the others.
Dongcheng Haruka likes to play tricks on people, especially Dongcheng Yui, who grew up under the "destruction" of Dongcheng Haruka since he was a child, as long as the two of them are together, they will definitely not be at peace.
"Old woman that no one wants, you sit in your seat! This is mine!" Dongcheng Yui pushed hard with his back on his back.
"Xiao Penyu, this is the Dongcheng family's dinner, you went to the wrong room, hurry back, be careful that your family doesn't want you. Dongcheng said with ease.
"Sister Yao, don't always bully Xiao Wei. Aya Tojo felt helpless about Haruka Tojo and sought justice for her sister.
Dongcheng Yao raised his hand, and suddenly grabbed Dongcheng Aya's Ou Pai, and he also straightened his chest and said with a smile: "This is the blood of our Dongcheng family!"
"Ahh
Dongcheng Wei quietly squatted down, gritted his teeth, and stretched his hands into Dongcheng Haruka's clothes with a swish, and kept tickling, Dongcheng Haruka felt as if he had been electrocuted, his body twitched violently, and burst into a miserable laugh.
In the long-term war of resistance between the two sides, Yui Dongcheng also found Haruka Dongcheng's weakness, that is, she was afraid of tickling. Using his special move, Yui Tojo drove away Haruka Tojo and regained his throne.
After ten years of drinking, the atmosphere is in full swing.
Dongcheng Yao spit bitterness with Bai Xuejia: "If it weren't for you this year, I wouldn't dare to come back." ”
"What's wrong?"
"As soon as we met, I asked 'Xiao Yao, have you found a boyfriend?', 'Ah, you haven't found it yet', 'Why haven't you found it yet?', 'Come, I'll introduce you to a'......" Dongcheng Yao pinched his throat, learned the tone of his parents and relatives, and said with a bitter face: "Oh! I'm only 22 years old, how to say that I seem to be 32 years old, as if I can't find it!"
"Hehe, aren't you sure you can't find it?" Dongcheng Yui seized the opportunity to complain immediately.
"Hey, I just don't want to look for it. Dongcheng turned Dongcheng's only eye, and he didn't care, "It's hard to find a three-legged woman, and it's not easy to find a three-legged man?"
"Ahem, Sister Yao......" Dongcheng Aya choked on her saliva, blushed and glanced at the innocent little guys on the side, and said to Dongcheng Yao.
"Don't worry......" Dongcheng Yao waved his hand to Dongcheng Aya, Dongcheng Aya thought that Dongcheng Yao would be a little more restrained so he reassured, but he didn't expect Dongcheng Yao to continue: "Do you think that today's children are as pure as you and like giant pandas? They know more than you!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
"You don't know, as soon as I called, I asked me to go on a blind date as soon as I came back, I can't wait to go on a blind date today, get pregnant tomorrow, and give birth to a child the day after tomorrow, it's just annoying. Dongcheng Yao held the wine and touched Bai Xuejia with a glass, Bai Xuejia couldn't drink it, she would just stare at Bai Xuejia expressionlessly, until Bai Xuejia couldn't stand it anymore and picked up the wine glass, she would show a smile of "this is decent".
Dongcheng Yao looked at Bai Xuejia, pondering in his heart, and suddenly said, "Bai Xuejia, why don't you be my boyfriend!"
Aya Tojo: "Poof!"
Yui Dongcheng: "Poof!"
Bai Xuejia: "Poof!"