"There are three basic conditions for a strong man: the most savage body, the most civilized mind and the unconquerable spirit. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

On a new day, elementary school life continues.

The second class in the morning is the 'Ideological Character' class, and after the class is eye exercises. As soon as the eye exercises were finished, several classmates gathered around Luo Hao.

"Luo Hao, tell us more jokes, I didn't hear enough yesterday, okay?"

"Brother Hao, just talk about one."

The male classmates said that Luo Hao didn't have to care, but when he saw the pure and lovely eyes of those little girls, with a look of great expectation, he couldn't bear to refuse.

"Okay, I'll tell you a joke," Luo Hao said with a smile.

"Brother Hao, you are so good" As soon as Luo Hao agreed, the people around him also gathered around.

Luo Hao cleared his throat and said seriously: "It's still a story about writing a diary."

The surroundings were quiet, waiting for Luo Hao to continue. Luo Hao said:

"Every year, when it is time for the spring outing, the teacher always asks us to write about the spring outing, and the students have a set of words:

We came to the park with high spirits, and the first thing that caught our eyes was the rockery, the flowers on the mountain were red like fire, pink like xia, and white like snow. Some of the students played hide and seek, some ate snacks, everyone spent a happy day, reluctantly left, and the students all said that they would come to the park to play in the spring next year. ”

Don't you all play like this when you go to the park? What's so funny? Everyone looked at Luo Hao suspiciously, but they didn't say anything.

Luo Hao continued: "One year, the school organized a spring outing to sweep the grave, and asked us to write about the spring outing, and we also used this word: we came to the cemetery with a happy mood.... The first thing that comes to mind is the grave, and the flowers on the grave are red like fire, pink like xia, and white like snow. ”

Everyone burst out laughing, but they all held back and didn't make a loud noise.

"Some of the classmates are hide-and-seek, (bold enough, they ran to the cemetery to hide and seek, and they were not afraid of encountering ghosts.) Saying this, Luo Hao paused.

The crowd applauded and laughed.

The applause sounded and there was silence for a moment, Luo Hao continued: "Some eat snacks (good guys, eat all the tributes, and don't choke), and finally everyone spent a pleasant day, reluctantly left the cemetery, and the students all said that they would come to the cemetery to play in the spring next year." ”

"Haha, that's funny"

"Hide-and-seek on the grave, tribute as a snack, and imps, it's terrible!"

"It's so stupid, write it like this, the teacher doesn't scold people."

"It's funny, though."

The students applauded again and smiled.

"One more"

"Want another one?" Luo Hao was embarrassed, but when he saw the expectant expressions of his classmates, his heart softened, and he said, "Tell another short joke."

"Good!" Applause rang out.

Luo Hao straightened his body, cleared his throat again, and said seriously:

"Just this morning, I suddenly found out that my dog Xiao Hei is a dog.... At that time, I was about to sit down to eat the fragrant chicken leg in the bowl, Xiao Hei suddenly yelled outside the window, as if a stranger had entered the yard, I went out to look around, but I didn't see anyone, and when I came back, I found that Xiao Hei and the chicken leg were gone....."

"Haha, your little black is so talented!"

"The chicken leg was tricked away by Xiao Hei, you are so stupid!"

"I'd love to have a dog like that, too"

The students were delighted.

"Okay, it's time for class, that's all for today" Seeing that the time was almost up, Luo Hao reminded.

The classmates reluctantly dispersed, and at this time, my sister Xiaoxue came over with a magazine and said with a smile: "Brother, you are really getting more and more funny, and the jokes are much stronger than those in this magazine."

"Hey, are you praising me or hurting me, you girl" Luo Hao said with a smile, nodding his sister's forehead.

"Of course I'm praising you, I can't hear it, hum" Xiaoxue said angrily.

"Hey, my good sister, it's my brother's mistake, I shouldn't misunderstand you" Luo Hao laughed and coaxed, and then suddenly saw the 'National Poetry Essay Contest' in the magazine, and asked:

"Where did you get this magazine, show me".

Xiaoxue was originally staring at Luo Hao and was happy to apologize, but when she was suddenly asked like this, she was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said: "I borrowed it from my classmates, brother, do you want to see it?" ”

Luo Hao nodded, Xiaoxue didn't feel anything wrong, so she gave him the book and advised: "Don't read it in class, if you are caught by the teacher, it will be confiscated!" ”

"I know" Luo Hao smiled, not taking this to heart, "You go out to play, I'll take a look first."

Xiaoxue grimaced at Luo Hao and went out with a few female classmates. Luo Hao looked at the cover of the magazine, and it turned out to be a 'Youth Magazine', which was a one-week issue of the magazine published by the Youth Magazine under Oriental News.

Turning to the second page, the entire page is an advertisement for the 'National Poetry Essay Contest', which introduces:

"This contest is soliciting essays from all over the country, and the requirements are original and unpublished poems, and each person cannot participate in more than three poems. Registration time: April to May 15, 2006, and finally there are authoritative figures before June will evaluate the outstanding works, including the first, second and third prize poems, each will receive corresponding awards, the newspaper will also buy the publishing copyright, interested parties can authorize the publication. ”

Luo Hao looked at the first, second, and third prizes, in addition to the title, there are also bonuses, three first prizes, and each award-winning poem has a bonus of 10,000; Five second prizes, 5,000 prizes; Ten places for the third prize and two thousand prizes.

Although the prize money is average, it can be published, and there are also award-winning titles, and it is also good to gain fame and fortune.

Luo Hao decided to sign up, there are so many classic poems on the earth, and there is no need to be sorry for those poets in this world. And he also needs money to pay off his family's debts, and he also needs fame .... Therefore, Luo Hao sighed in his heart: It's really helpless, it's a last resort!

Look, how thick-skinned! If the walls were so thick when the Eight-Nation Alliance came, there would be no fear of anything....

Ding Ding Ding....

Before I knew it, class was in place.

This class is the English class of Teacher --- Wang, the teacher is quite good, but he doesn't like to laugh, and the class is rigid and serious, so the students call him 'Teacher Cold Noodles'.

For more than ten minutes in class, Luo Hao has been thinking about choosing those poems to participate in, and he has already selected two poems, but the third one is uncertain, thinking about it, he unconsciously looked out of the window, and his mind wandered.

"Luo Hao, what are you thinking, so engrossed?"

When Luo Hao heard this, he didn't feel that he was in class at all, and subconsciously replied: "I'm looking up at the starry sky to see if there is a magpie bridge...."

Syllable!

Teacher Wang slapped Luo Hao on the shoulder with a book and asked, "Did you see the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, did they sneak out again?" ”

"I didn't read it...."Before he finished speaking, Luo Hao suddenly reacted, quickly got up, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, teacher, I.... I accidentally wandered my mind".

The attitude is sincere and the smile is sincere.

It is said that he will not hit the smiling face with his hand, Luo Hao thought to himself that he would not ask me to invite my parents. The classmates were amused by Luo Hao's words and expressions, but they didn't dare to speak up.

Xiaoxue was worried about whether the magazine would be accepted, looking at Luo Hao, the worry was written on her face.

This sister who has no conscience, it's a pity that Luo Hao can't read minds, he just thinks that it's good to have a sister who worries about herself!

Luo Hao didn't guess his sister's idea, but he guessed Mr. Wang's idea.

"Go to the door and stand and reflect!" Teacher Wang really didn't beat him, nor did he ask Luo Hao to invite his parents, but coldly asked him to stand up.

Luo Hao obediently went out of the back door and stood aside. Teacher Wang glanced at it and continued to lecture. Xiaoxue patted her chest, and her heart was relieved: It's good to confiscate the magazine.

At this moment, Luo Hao's heart ached inexplicably.

"Fortunately, I didn't let the parents be invited, if I didn't like the parents, how would I face my mother!" Luo Hao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came to mind, and he thought of the third poem in the competition.

The three poems are: "Facing the Sea, Spring Blossoms", "If Life Deceives You", and "Paper Boat".

"This is also thanks to Mr. Wang" to repay the grievances with virtue, Luo Hao suddenly found out what a good student he was!

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