Chapter 1: What the hell is it to be reborn and have a wife and children?
The dark sky was dark, and the cool night breeze shook the green belts on both sides of the road.
"Drip~Drip~"
A 96-year-old Audi 10096 drove by in a hurry on the road, and it only made its owner sweat on this dreary summer night without air conditioning.
This is a newly built community, the floors are not high, only five floors, red top and white body.
On the 4th floor of Building 5, Chen Lin hugged his "freshly baked" daughter, looking out the window at the rear of the 10096 car that was about to disappear in his eyes.
Two hours have passed since waking up with his first lover stuffing a little guy who will call Daddy into his arms.
Two hours was enough for him to understand what was going on, and when he looked through the photo albums, diaries, etc., at home, he had to accept the facts............ He crossed!
That's right, five years after graduating from college, he still stays in the small light bulb in parallel, series, and he doesn't think about why he wakes up and crosses over? In the novel, don't those pig's feet go through cliff jumping at every turn, or being smashed into flesh by meteorites, etc., are almost as difficult as learning from the scriptures to be worn? Why did he wake up and change the world? And the little mouth in his arms opened slightly, snoring a little, "Is the girl swollen?"
Chen Xiao tearfully waved away the salivating mosquitoes that swirled on his daughter's forehead.
"I'm still a virgin!!!!!!" Chen Lin clenched his fists and roared inwardly.
Maybe the movement was a little big, or maybe he was full of sleep, the little guy in his arms twisted twice, rubbed his eyes with his little fist, and woke up......
"Daddy!"
"Hey, girl"
Damn! I'm still a virgin, do you want to take revenge on her wife tonight?
"Dad, I want a big bear ......"
Chen Xiao silently took out the big bear that occupied half of the bed in the bedroom......
"Daddy, I'm going to have a cat"
……
Chen Lin was crazy, "How do I know what a cat is?"
When the little guy jumped up and took out the Persian cat toothbrush, Chen Lin was devastated......
What a god's cat!!!
After half an hour like this, Chen Xiao had never regretted one thing so much...... "I think what a wonderful thing it would be to wake up this little ancestor if the movement was not so big......?"
With the sound of "click" opening the door, Chen Lin was overjoyed!
The is back.
The door opened, and their first love, dressed in a white dress, appeared in front of them.
"Yo, what are you two doing? Hanging up the handbag casually, He Qian said to the two men who were playing high.
"Mom, I miss you. Climbed down from the cheap dad, and the little guy hugged He Qian's long legs.
"Daughter-in-law~ I miss you too"
Looking at the long legs hugged by the little guy, Chen Lonely's saliva almost didn't come out, but he finally remembered that he was also a father, restrained the noise in his heart, and turned around to help his daughter-in-law pinch her shoulders.
The first love is worthy of being a flower, this figure is good, although there is an extra girl in plain white, but think about it or there is no loss, maybe you can make a little profit?
"Did you two take the wrong medicine today?" hugged the little guy on his thigh with his backhand, and lay on his side on the sofa to let Chen Xiao knead it diligently.
"Is there something going on again?"
"How can you make a fuss at home, isn't this hungry? ”
Looking at the soft curves of his daughter-in-law because she was lying on her side, Chen Xiao secretly swallowed saliva and denied it.
"Hmm~ a little to the left, yes, that's it, use a little force,"
"Cut, let you learn with me as soon as possible, and see what you two eat when I'm not at home in the future. ”
"Mom, I can cook noodles!" the little guy raised his hand
glanced at the two of them, "You guys will also cook instant noodles." ”
Chen Lone, Chen Xi "......"
Chen Lian, who had been cooking noodles for two lifetimes, hurriedly diverted the topic, "My daughter-in-law is tired today, I'll press your legs again." ”
"Go, go, don't eat" kicked away the reluctant Chen Silence, He Qian stood up, helped her slightly wrinkled skirt, opened the refrigerator, and left the father and daughter staring at each other and entered the kitchen.
"My husband went to buy a bottle of soy sauce, and there was no soy sauce in the kitchen. ”
"Okay"
Xixi is going to do your homework, I'll check it after eating, if you don't do it well, just wait,
"Good~"
An hour later, the family of three finished eating and sat in the living room blowing the air conditioner.
Chen Lonely's lewd teeth picking while "admiring" his daughter-in-law's beautiful figure, not to mention how beautiful it is, she can cook so beautifully, she can make a lot of money now...... I don't have to eat instant noodles anymore.
"What are you laughing at, so obscene" He Qian, who was watching the soap opera on the side, glanced at him and said.
"Hehe, isn't this my daughter-in-law too virtuous and beautiful, my heart is beautiful. ”
"Go, it's not serious. ”
After an episode of the DIA TV series was broadcast, He Qian sent Chen Xi, who was playing games on the tablet and was energetic, to sleep.
"No, no, it's okay to play for another five minutes, I'm almost done. ”
"No, it's already time, hurry up and go to bed, or I won't let you play tomorrow." He Qian said.
Chen Lian, who was thinking about what to do at night, also helped to open his mouth, "That's it, children play too much and their eyesight is not good, so hurry up and go to sleep." ”
Won 2 to 1, and the little guy had to return to his own sullenly
Room.
"Hehe, daughter-in-law, do you think we're going to sleep too? ”
glanced at him, He Qian didn't say anything, but left the sofa to wash......
Nothing to say all night......
Guy⊙?⊙!
"Daughter-in-law, you see that our daughter has no brothers and sisters or anything, and she won't be bullied in the future? Why don't we help her give birth to a younger brother or sister......?
He Qian "......"
You said it nicely, but don't bring it with you......
The moonlight outside the house slowly receded with a slight squeak......
One blood!
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