Chapter Ninety-Eight: Hurry up and go to the West Heaven
God waits until he gives birth to a child!
It doesn't matter what the fuck is learned!
Is this still my apprentice?
Rulai thought indignantly, and with a wave of his hand, he took the spell of the mirror flower and the moon! If you look at it again, you will have to vomit three liters of blood.
"Amitabha, if the world-honored person really stays in the Pipa Cave and refuses to travel west to learn the scriptures, what should I do?"
This scripture learner is the result of the consultation of the Three Realms, and it is impossible to change another one at such a time, right?
If you change it again, you don't know when you will wait until you finish taking the scriptures!
"Amitabha!" Rulai recited a Buddha name, and his eyes swept to Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Guanyin, the bell must be tied to the bell, it was you who went to the Tang Dynasty to learn scriptures from the west, and now you should also ......"
"If you come, I'll ......" Guanyin was so frightened that the jade net bottle in his hand trembled, the scene of being blown up by the fire lotus last time is still vivid, Tang Seng This guy is an evil sect, whoever is close to him is unlucky!
"It's the best place for you to go, the golden cicada shouldn't pit you, right?"
Guanyin: ??? you should be able to talk about this thing?
"Okay, you must persuade the golden cicada to spread the benefits of becoming a Buddha with him!" Rulai waved his hand.
Guanyin wanted to refuse, but Rulai had already said so, opened his mouth, and finally flew to the lower realm with his face of death, leaving behind Buddhas such as Manjushri and Lingji with a face of schadenfreude.
......
Lower bound.
Pipa Cave of Poison Enemy Mountain.
Tang Seng has been in love with Su Mi and Yunqi in the cave for several days.
To tell the truth, it is impossible to learn from the scriptures, how can you accompany your wife to learn the scriptures!
What's more, it's still two wives with full scores!
Here's a "Brother Xuanzang, Su Mi will dance a dance for you." "One over there" Sanzang, quickly say if my sister's singing is good, don't say it badly!"
Life is good.
Of course, Tang Seng did not fall behind in cultivation, and the eight or nine Xuangong was about to cultivate to the seventh turn, the seventh turn, the lead flower gathered at the top, and the golden immortal cultivated, and by that time, with the help of the immortal demon body, equipment column, and various magic weapons, it was no less than Da Luo Jin Xian!
"Amitabha, where is the golden cicada?" Just when Tang Seng was about to wash and sleep with his two wives, Guanyin drove the cloud to the top of the Pipa Cave, and the wooden fork beside him stepped forward and knocked on the door and spoke.
"The South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva is coming, and the golden cicada will come out to greet him!"
The sound came into the Pipa Cave, but it was isolated by the formation of the Pipa Cave, and he couldn't enter it for half a minute.
"The South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva is coming, and the golden cicada will come out to greet him!"
The wooden fork used his mana and shouted loudly again.
There was still no response in the cave.
"The South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva is coming, and the golden cicada will come out to greet him!"
The wooden fork shouted this time, and Guanyin used his mana to bless the sound of the wooden fork.
The cultivation of the quasi-saint broke through the isolation of the formation and sent this sentence into the pipa cave in its entirety.
"Plop!" When Guanyin was waiting impatiently, the stone door was finally pushed open, Tang Seng drilled out his head, looked outside and said, "Who?
"Golden Cicada, you have been staying here for a long time! Guanyin Bodhisattva ordered you to pack your luggage and immediately travel west to learn the scriptures!"
Hmph, last time I pit my Wu Jun double sword, this time the Bodhisattvas are here, maybe they can go back.
"Oh, I'm not called Jin Chanzi, I'm looking for the wrong person. Tang Seng slammed and sent the stone gate directly.
The wooden fork was so hung that his nose was broken, and his face was blue with anger: @#$%, you are not a golden cicada, who are you?
"Holy monk, holy monk!" shouted Mucha.
"Bang!" Tang Seng pushed open the door and said, "What's the matter? ”
Wooden Fork: @#$%
"That's right, Tang Seng, you have been staying here for a long time, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked you to quickly pack your luggage and go west to learn scriptures. Wooden Fork forced himself to grin.
"Learn the scriptures? What do you learn from the scriptures? Tell the Bodhisattva that I have made enough money by setting up a stall, and now I am dedicated to accompanying my wife to have children. After Tang Seng finished speaking, he slammed the door again.
"Poof!"
Set up a stall, a special stall!
The wooden fork didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, this golden cicada is too bullying!
"Wait, Tang Seng, Bodhisattva, he's here. ”
"Tang Seng, open the door, Tang Seng!"
"Hey, hey!"
"Bodhisattva, he doesn't open the door. Mu Cha returned to Guanyin with a depressed face.
"Well, I'll do it. "Guanyin stepped on the lotus flower and fell in front of the Pipa Cave.
At this time, the Tang monk in the Pipa Cave also sounded the prompt sound of the system in his mind.
"The host with a black belly! Guanyin Bodhisattva is coming, triggering the stall task, please enjoy going to the trap people!"
[Today's Mission: Poison Enemy Mountain Pipa Cave Stall]
[Mission time: 12 hours]
[Failure Penalty: Host Becomes Woman]
[Today's must-sell: OL professional wear (priced at 450 taels of gold), red high heels (priced at 280 taels of gold), belt (priced at 30 taels of gold)]
[Designee: Kannon.] After being sold, the eight or nine Xuan Gong was promoted to the seventh turn]
[Other goods: sledgehammer (sold at 30 taels of silver), watermelon knife (priced at 20 taels of silver), chopping knife (priced at 15 taels of silver......]
Tang Seng pursed his lips and said: "Really, I, Tang someone, am a real honest person, doing business in an upright manner, how can I call it a pit?
System:......
"Congratulations on your disgusting arrival in the system, and the reward title: Shameless. ”
Tang:......
"Golden cicada ......" Guanyin was about to speak, but the stone door sounded, and was pushed open by Tang Seng.
"Jin Chanzi, you were thrown into the river when you were born, and it was my Buddhism who raised you to adulthood. You become a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty, I will send you a brocade robe and a nine-ring tin rod on the order of Rulai, and send you to the west to learn scriptures. ”
Guanyin clasped his hands together and said, "You are ...... now"
"Uh-huh, yes. Bodhisattva, the poor monk's parents have only one son under their knees, I am afraid that I will be eaten by monsters on the way to the west, so that my Chen family will be killed, and wait for the poor monk to give birth to a boy and half a girl and then go west, don't worry. ”
Guanyin covered his heart, so angry that he was about to vomit out a mouthful of blood.
Why don't you eat fewer monsters along the way?
You're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry!
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, do you want to?"
Tang Seng blinked, took out a piece of red and blue plaid cloth and spread it on the ground out of nowhere, and placed many things on it.
Guanyin looked at the items on the stall, was stunned for a moment, stretched out his hand and threw out three life-saving hairs to Tang Seng and said: "This thing is a life-saving hair, and it can save lives in danger." The value is no less than the acquired top immortal treasure. ”
Tang Seng took three life-saving hairs, and this thing was given to Sun Wukong in the original book.
"Congratulations to the host pit to Guanyin three life-saving hairs, worth 3,000 taels of gold! ”
"Congratulations to the host for completing today's stall task, and reward the seventh turn of Eight or Nine Xuangong!"
"Alright, Jin Chanzi, you hurry up and go west!" Guanyin said.