Chapter 450: Hu Peng Gou You
Early in the morning, before dawn, Ji Ran woke up quietly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
In fact, she didn't sleep all night, thinking about how to get the video back, and at the same time, protect herself as much as possible.
After thinking about it, Ji Ran thought of a way, that is, to bring a few heads of garlic and chili water to see Chen Ping.
If the conversation goes well, if Chen Ping has something to think about, Ji Ran will spray his eyes with chili water, and if the chili water still doesn't work, she will immediately stuff a few heads of garlic into her mouth, so that he should not succeed.
Because no man can tolerate the taste of garlic for a woman to eat.
No matter how beautiful a woman is, once she eats garlic, she basically says goodbye to kissing.
Ji Ran prepared carefully, and put the garlic in his pocket, three on the left, three on the right, and two in his trouser pocket.
As for the chili water, it's too late to buy it now, so Ji Ran needs to make some homemade.
However, this is not difficult for Ji Ran, because she has made her own chili water before.
In fact, making chili water is very simple, first prepare a small watering can, which is the kind used for watering flowers, if you don't have it, it doesn't matter, prepare a small plastic bottle, poke a few needle holes in the lid of the plastic bottle, or simply use a Coke bottle, pour out half of the Coke inside, and then leave half for later use.
After it is ready, prepare the chili peppers, it is best to fry them in oil, chop the chili peppers, put them in a small bowl, then cut the same amount of minced green onions and garlic juice, pour them into a small bowl together, stir evenly, and when everything is done, seal the small bowl and freeze it in the refrigerator for five minutes.
At this time, prepare a plastic bag to seal the mouth of the Coke bottle to avoid gas.
Once everything is ready, a powerful bottle of homemade chili water is ready, and if you don't think it's enough, you can also replace the dry fried chili with chili powder, which will be even better, and of course, if you add a little salt, it will be even more powerful.
Some people may see this and ask, why put Coke?
Isn't Coke sweet?
When sweet and spicy are put together, will there be a chemical reaction?
As for whether there will be a chemical reaction, Ji Ran has not studied it, but after Ji Ran's several actual tests, the effect is indeed very good.
There are bubbles in the Coke, when you use it, first tear off the plastic bag, then use your thumb to block the pinhole on the plastic bottle cap, and then shake the bottle vigorously, so that the bubbles in the Coke will give full play, resulting in a sharp increase in the air pressure in the Coke bottle, at this time, as soon as you let go, those pepper water will gush out with the Coke, once splashed into the eyes of the bad guys, it will immediately make the bad guys' eyes hurt, the vision is blurred, and they will soon lose their combat effectiveness.
In addition, cola is sticky, and when sprayed with this pepper water, it is not only powerful, but also has a long effect, so it is difficult to relieve yourself if you don't rinse it with plenty of water immediately.
Of course, this chili water can only be used against bad people, not for your own family and friends.
After Ji Ran prepared the chili water, he quietly went out.
Early in the morning, Chen Ping woke up and felt that his head was so swollen, he drank a lot of wine last night, and he slept very late, so after waking up in the morning, he was listless.
Moreover, Chen Ping's right eyelid kept jumping, as if it was a sign that something bad was about to happen.
After Chen Ping got up, he patted Hu Peng next to him.
In fact, this is not Chen Ping's home, but Hu Peng's home.
The meeting address that Chen Ping told Ji Ran yesterday is here.
In order to plan in advance, Chen Ping didn't leave all night last night, and spent the night at Hu Peng's house.
Now Hu Peng is sleeping like a dead pig, Chen Ping slapped him a few times but didn't wake up, simply pinched his nose, made him breathless, and woke up stiffly.
"I'm going, what's the situation? What are you doing early in the morning?" Hu Peng asked very unhappily when he was awakened from his dream.
"Beard, don't sleep, it's dawn. Chen Ping lifted the quilt and said.
"Your uncle, get up so early to dry the yarn? I'll sleep again. Hu Peng pulled the quilt and lay on the bed to sleep again, but at this time, there was a knock on the door outside.
The two of them glanced at each other, and they couldn't help but raise their vigilance.
"Here she is. Chen Ping said.
"So fast?" Hu Peng suddenly fell asleep.
"What should I do?" asked Chen Ping.
"What else can I do? Hu Peng said to Chen Ping.
"Let's go together. Chen Ping said with a weak heart.
Such an inkblot. Hu Peng said with a frown, put on his clothes, tied his belt, and stepped on his slippers to the door.
The two of them counted one, two, and three silently, and then Hu Peng opened the door suddenly.
As a result, it didn't matter if the door was opened, it wasn't Ji Ran who was standing outside, but Gou You, who was the conspirator last night.
Seeing Gou You, the two had a false alarm, and the previous tension was suddenly released.
"I'll wipe your uncle, you don't know how to shout when you're here?" Hu Peng frowned and scolded.
"Call your mother, I don't know what I'm going to do today? How can you make such a noise?" Gou You walked into the room and immediately closed the door.
After the three of them arrived, they carefully studied the plan.
Chen Ping was responsible for stabilizing Ji Ran, Hu Peng and Gou You were ambushing in the kitchen next to the door, if Ji Ran wanted to escape, the two of them immediately rushed out of the kitchen, cut off Ji Ran's way back, and then the three of them got Ji Ran to the bed together, and then ......
This plan is simply seamless for Hu Peng, and he has long heard Chen Ping say how beautiful his sister-in-law is and how punctual her figure is, and he can't help but want to see it in his heart.
In fact, he took the initiative to help Chen Ping with advice this time, not for any brotherhood at all, but purely for his own selfishness.
As long as Chen Ping's sister-in-law arrives, can you still let Chen Ping sleep alone?
At that time, Hu Peng and Gou You will definitely join them, and it will be very cool to have a passionate battle again?
Thinking of these, Hu Peng's heart blossomed, and he could sleep with other people's beautiful sisters-in-law for nothing, that feeling was very refreshing to think about.
However, compared with Hu Peng's infinite expectations, Chen Ping's heart has been beating the drum.
"Is this appropriate? What if my sister-in-law resists violently?" Chen Ping asked worriedly.
"Rub, what can you do if you resist? Our three big men can't get her a weak woman?" Hu Peng said with disdain.
"I'm worried, what if she sues us?" Chen Ping asked with a worried face.
Hearing Chen Ping's concern, Hu Peng frowned impatiently, "I said, why are you so inky? Things have come to this point, is there a way back? Today, your sister-in-law and we are asleep, so don't talk about those useless things." ”