Chapter 94: If you have the ability, you can sing
A quiet little girl stood on the stage, she wore a princess dress, and she looked very well-behaved. A pop-up window shows that her profession is "network anchor".
The girl didn't introduce herself, bowed slightly to the judges, raised her head, and her eyes were shining, which made people feel good at first sight.
"This little girl is amazing. Aunt Ma swallowed melon seeds and said.
The girl sang "Distance" by Chen Qizhen.
"The next step is to retreat, retreat in the coverage of your shadow. You see how absolutely, there is absolutely no room for mistakes......"
Chen Qizhen is an outstanding female singer in Taiwan and a strong singer-songwriter. The songs she wrote were delicate and sensitive, full of literary and intellectual temperament, so she was respectfully called "Teacher Chen" by Chinese netizens.
"Distance" is about the relationship between men and women in love.
The girl breathes and sings the second stanza of the main song: "To take a step back is to chase ......"
"Drop!"
The judge, who is in his 50s, was expressionless and slapped the button. Just 20 seconds passed.
“……”
Fang Yan was speechless. In the previous sentence, the girl sang less than half a beat slowly, which is a little flawed, I didn't expect the judges to be so ruthless, and slapped the button directly.
An entertainment program, this is too harsh.
This girl's singing is not professional, and she deliberately imitates Chen Qizhen's singing style, but she is not as relaxed and agile as the original singing, and is relatively stiff and thin.
But she must have practiced seriously, and it is definitely at the level of Maiba in KTV. In addition, she is good-looking and has a small and fresh temperament, which is also a plus.
The "eliminate" button is loud and a bit harsh. As soon as the button snapped, the girl immediately panicked.
It's like a 5-year-old child walking intently on the railroad tracks, struggling to keep his balance, when his head is suddenly hit by a flying football.
"Chase the opportunity to be violated by you......" The girl's singing did not stop, but the rhythm was out of order, and she was a little off.
"Drop!"
"Drop!"
The other two judges immediately snapped the button, and the girl was eliminated, and the timer on the screen was 24 seconds. The girl's eyes widened and her mouth opened, but she talked a lot, like a little squirrel, and ran quickly to the studio.
Fang Yan was shocked and said, "This is not fair, right?"
Aunt Ma swallowed melon seeds and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Forehead ......"
Fang Yan thought, the girl was a little wronged. The first judge pressed the button and hit her, she panicked for a while, and the next sentence was out of order, but the judges showed no mercy.
If it weren't for the buttons, the girl's play would have been much better.
"However, this little girl is so amazing, she lasted 24 seconds, it's amazing!" Aunt Ma said.
"How many of them passed the audition?"
"Huh?" Aunt Ma looked at it from the beginning, she thought about it, turned her head and said to Fang Yan, "There is one to be determined." None of them passed the audition. ”
“……”
Next, in the audition of the Jiangdong Division, each singer sang for less than 10 seconds, and was generally eliminated immediately after singing the first sentence.
Fang Yan understood what was going on with the audition of "Chinese Singer".
The three judges are very professional, and they have nothing to do with the entertainment industry, they don't care about their own image, and they are not afraid of being sprayed by netizens, they are truly iron-faced and selfless.
The singers are walking a tightrope, and the slightest interference from the outside world will cause a devastating blow.
On the stage of the audition, every contestant is facing huge psychological pressure, and at some point, the button will be pressed. For people with slightly worse psychological quality, the first button rings, and the performance is immediately abnormal.
Three swords hung high above his head, ready to fall at any moment. The anchor girl just now lasted for 24 seconds, which is already good.
Fang Yan thought, this rule must be unfair. "Chinese Singer" was broadcast live to the whole country, and the singers were somewhat nervous, and it is estimated that many talented people could not pass the audition because of their psychological quality.
However, this also makes the audition of "Chinese Singer" full of suspense, which is very good-looking.
How many seconds can a singer last? A newcomer takes the stage, and the audience is speculating. The pace of the show is super fast, and only when each session is 15 minutes long, when there are commercials, everyone will look away.
Fang Yan opened WeChat, and in the groups of "Eating and Waiting for Death" and "Class 8 of High School", the students were frantically complaining about this strange show. In the group of "nameless taverns", it was also very noisy.
Yu Haiyang said: "If it's a man, go down 100 floors!"
Ding Bo watched it for an hour, and was completely shocked and collapsed, and said: "I still don't want to be embarrassed, I can't even hold on for 30 seconds." ”
Xiao Mu usually doesn't like to talk, so he also sent a message at this time: "Ding Bo is up to 15 seconds." ”
"10 seconds!"
“4、3、2……”
Fang Yan knocked word by word: "Early, ejaculation, ?." ”
"Hahaha. ”
Qian Ning bubbled and sent a disdainful expression.
Yu Haiyang sent a moving picture of the lost soul brother crying silently, saying, "We are going to be wiped out." ”
The people in the tavern were very sympathetic to the scrapwood band, and lined up to brush their expressions.
Fang Yan typed: "Not necessarily. ”
Throughout June, he has been training the Scrapwood Band, and he is still somewhat confident. Moreover, Yang Zhenyu sang in the nameless tavern and accumulated a lot of experience.
Now, knowing the rules of "Chinese Singer", he has to think of a way to deal with it.
On TV, it was still the Jiangdong Division, and there was a young man standing on the stage, he wore a "Love and Peace" T-shirt, held an acoustic guitar, and said to the judges: "Hello teachers, I am contestant A0099, my name is Jiang Xiaofan." ”
"Hello. The bespectacled judges responded. If a contestant says hello, he usually responds.
Jiang Xiaofan's hand slid on the strings and said, "I yearn for this stage of "Chinese Singers......"
The judges interrupted: "Sing it." ”
"Because I love rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll is a spiritual ......"
"Are you still singing?"
"Uh, sing. ”
Jiang Xiaofan was embarrassed halfway through his words, he hesitated for a moment, and continued: "Rock and roll inspired me to ......"
"Drop!"
The fat male judge sitting in the middle slapped the button. He shut up.
"Hahaha......" On the sofa, Yuan Yuan and Aunt Ma both smiled crookedly, Yuan Yuan's little head leaned on Auntie's shoulder, extremely happy, and said to Fang Yan: "It's so fun!"
Before the colleague could sing, he slapped the button, and the judges in their 50s wanted to go back and make up for it, saying, "If you have rock 'n' roll ideals, then sing it." ”
The singer didn't dare to say more, swept the strings, and sang Cui Jian's "Nothing": "I once asked a ......"
"Drop!"
"Drop!"
The stage music sounded, Jiang Xiaofan sang 5 words, and the fat aunt was treated with a treat, and he was eliminated in an instant. He didn't expect this result, his eyes widened, he froze aggrievedly, and the staff came up to urge him to step down.
He angrily yelled at the judges, "You don't know rock 'n' roll!"
The fat judge was happy, the little fat hand lit in the air, and said with a smile: "It's pointless to talk about feelings, just sing if you have the ability." ”
“……”
Jiang Xiaofan was pulled down, and the judges with glasses muttered: "So much nonsense!"
Fang Yan suddenly felt that these judges were also very cute, although they were mean, they were very realistic, unlike other talent shows, where star judges love to perform so much.
There is no point in talking about feelings, just sing if you have the ability.
Countless people stood in front of the TV and witnessed this grim scene. Soon, the judges' response spread on the Internet and received unanimous praise. Netizens feel that this is a big truth.
"Chinese Singer" is very strange, and you can't stop watching it. Fang Yan moved a small bench, sat on the edge of the sofa, and leaned on Yuan Yuan's leg to watch TV. Old man Ma sat alone in the garden.
At 11 o'clock, Ma Yue, the daughter of Old Man Ma, returned home and joined the audience. Aunt Ma couldn't take her eyes off and didn't want to cook, so Ma Yue took out her mobile phone and ordered food. She knew that Yuan Yuan loved spicy food and meat, so she ordered a bunch of delicious food.
At noon, the competition of "Chinese Singer" did not stop, and it was still live broadcast. There are a total of 5 judges in the Jiangdong Division, 3 men and 2 women, all of whom are professional music teachers.
After a while, the judges in their 50s were replaced, and it is estimated that they went to dinner first, and a female judge in her 30s came up.
"Her name is Jiang Tong and she is a classmate of mine. Ma Yue sat on the sofa and introduced while eating. "The TV station originally asked me to go, but I didn't agree because I was too troublesome. ”
"It's terrible to ask a university professor to be a judge. Yuan Yuan said.
Ma Yue knocked on a small piece of ribs in the bowl with chopsticks and asked, "Hey, what's the matter, didn't there be a single one who passed the audition?"
"Wood has ......"