Su Bai had more important things at the moment, he didn't pay attention to his phone at all, and muttered: "Is it possible, I'm dead, this is hell......"

In order to confirm whether he was dead or not, Su Bai looked out the window. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The sky was gray, so cloudy that it even had colored air, and the houses in the distance loomed in the haze, and if you didn't actually feel the bad air, it really looked like a fairyland.

Su Bai touched his chin, he didn't have to say that he was not dead, this was still the familiar Banyan City, the familiar and friendly haze.

You can't all die, and there will be smog in hell, that's too bad.

Although the haze inhaled and injured the body, but they all died and became ghosts, is it possible that if you smoke too much, you can still die of poison and die again?

And then to heaven?

Oh no, that's the West, the East should be the fairy world.

Su Bai was amused by this strange idea, and shook his head, he probably fell off the bed in a dream, don't you see that fishing rod is also leaning against the wall, and there is an anti-smog mask at the head of the bed below.

Seeing the fishing rod, Su Bai's heart tightened inexplicably, remembering that he was poked to death by the fishing rod in his "dream", and the pain was still vivid.

Little by little, I was pressed down by my own weight, and then completely pierced.

"Can't ......"

Su Bai muttered, but he was still a little worried, plucked up his courage, and touched his chest with both hands, the place that was pierced in the "dream".

Crash!

Su Bai suddenly ripped off his clothes, as tragic as the five heroes of Langya Mountain, and then lowered his head to look at it, with a happy face.

Unscathed!

And the skin is delicate, it can be seen that the usual maintenance is good, and there is the potential to be a little white face.

"Whew, it's okay, it's a dream. ”

Su Bai breathed a sigh of relief, but the look in his eyes at the fishing rod was still a little wrong.

Su Bai always felt a little scared, in case the dream came true, he put the fishing rod under the bed, and then he was relieved, and finally let go of the heavy stone in his heart.

Beep, the phone rang again.

Su Bai picked up his mobile phone and saw that the five missed calls were all from Xiao Xuan.

As an apprentice brought out by Su Bai, Xiao Xuan had nothing to say to Su Bai, and now Xiao Xuan informed him of everything in the company.

Xiao Xuan is early in the morning, why do you call yourself if you have nothing to do?

Su Bai picked up the phone, and before he could speak, Xiao Xuan over there couldn't wait to say: "Oh, I'll go, master, you finally answered the phone, I've been calling for a long time." ”

"Well, I'm sleeping a little heavily, what's wrong with Xiao Xuan? Call me so early. ”

Su Bai got up from the ground and got into the quilt, he admired himself, he slept on the cold and hard ground all night, and he didn't wake up, he could be called a sleeping god.

"Hey, master, have you forgotten something very important?"

Xiao Xuan's voice was very surprised, as if he had heard something incredible, and Su Bai could even imagine his eyes wide open and stunned.

"Very important thing?...... Think about it. ”

"Yes, I haven't won my first win today! And the TV series I've been waiting for a week seems to have been updated, and I can finally watch it. ”

Su Bai touched his head, looked left and right, and finally put his eyes on the computer, looked at it for three seconds, and then suddenly realized.

“……”

"Master, don't make a fuss! Look at the time, it's nine o'clock now, gather at ten o'clock! Today is the time for group activities!"

Xiao Xuan could only roll his eyes, a tone of hatred that iron is not made of steel, but it was a pity that Su Bai couldn't see his white eyes at all, and his efforts were in vain.

"Are you kidding, I just came back yesterday and just woke up from sleep. ”

Su Bai didn't believe it at all, he wasn't a pig, and when he woke up, he could sleep for two days and two nights.

Just as Su Bai was thinking this, there was a grunt, and his stomach rang, followed by an embarrassing movement......

With four words, one idiom, this sound can be best described.

Searching the intestines and scraping the belly.

"Master, come over quickly, when the bus rented by the company leaves at ten o'clock, you will have to take a taxi by yourself...... I'll buy breakfast for you later, and you can eat it in the car. ”

The intimate Xiao Xuan hung up the phone and sighed.

Xiao Xuan originally thought that Su Bai had been back for so long, maybe his work and rest would be chaotic, people would become lazy, and it would be much more difficult to get up, so he had to be reminded.

As a result, I didn't expect Su Bai to be unable to get out of bed.

At all, I slept in the sun and moon, and I didn't know what day it was, and I didn't know what day it was, what night it was!

In the room, the air purifier was humming.

The corners of Su Bai's mouth twitched, looking at the time on the computer, the mobile phone on the phone, and the record that he didn't get the first win yesterday, as well as his non-stop stomach, and finally believed it.

It turned out that I really slept for two days and two nights.

This made Su Bai's eyes look at the worn-out fishing rod even more weird, and he couldn't help but sigh secretly, was the extremely real "dream" last night really just a dream?

It's just that now that the time for group activities is approaching, Su Bai can't take care of this for the time being, so he goes out with his mobile phone key wallet.

Ten seconds later.

"Damn, this air is terrible, it's definitely 400. ”

Su Bai slammed the door and came back, coughing and looking embarrassed, but he forgot that the smog pollution outside was serious, and he went out to take a deep breath......

Hit the streets.

"Fortunately, I was witty, and I had already bought a bag of 3M masks online before I came back, otherwise I would have to inhale the haze for a few days...... Hey, how is the mask black. ”

Su Bai didn't think much about it, probably because he remembered it wrongly, picked up a black mask that had been disassembled at the head of the bed, turned around and hurried out the door.

It's quite fast to take the subway to the meeting place, even if you have to walk over, Su Bai's rented house is also more than ten minutes' walk away from the subway, and it is still a quick walk.

Su Bai didn't notice that the bag of 25 3M haze masks he bought online was now in his suitcase, and he hadn't opened it at all.

As for where this mask came from, it has to start from that night.

……

The night when Su Bai committed suicide with a fishing rod.

In the darkness, shrouded in white light, Su Bai slowly floated up, and the hole in his chest was repaired little by little.

Su Bai's consciousness was asleep, but his subconscious mind was awake all the time, and just when the fishing rod recognized the master, he received the guidance of the fishing rod and sat up on his own.

Su Bai picked up the fishing rod and shook it casually, and the hook on the fishing rod flew out of the window with a fishing line as thin as spider silk, burrowed into the haze, disappeared, and entered the Three Thousand Worlds.

After passing through a strange space-time tunnel, a thin fishing line fell from the sky at a rapid speed.

Daytime.

Beneath the inky black sky is a jungle of steel.

It's just that the city looks unusually dilapidated, every tall building is dirty, and there is a smell of death in the air.

This is not a joke, the air is full of poisonous gases, and a mammoth elephant can be poisoned at any point, compared to it, the smog in Banyan City is simply the breath of the fairy family.

If the haze had life, it would definitely be the strongest beast in history.

"Big sister, there are only a few functions of this mask, and it still costs 1000 points, are you cheating me? I have to try it to feel at ease." ”

In a pharmacy, an aunt is pestering a pharmacy clerk, leaving the entangled female clerk speechless.

"Auntie...... Eldest sister, it's 2056, and fakes like Taobao in the previous era have long since ceased to exist...... Hey, you really have to try, don't get dirty. ”

Lu Xiaoyu sighed, sure enough, the old and unqualified aunt is the most difficult, buying something crooked, annoying to death, it's been half an hour, just don't buy it, ask and ask.

I'm angry, but I still have to keep smiling.

"Hehe, I can finally take it apart, I want to see what the effect is. ”

After the aunt tried it, she was very satisfied, but she was unforgiving, "The effect is still so-so, get me a new one, I bought it." ”

"You ......"

The smile on Lu Xiaoyu's face was almost unmaintainable, what kind of person is this, I want to buy it after I try it, and I still think that the one I tried is dirty.

I'm so angry, I don't want to keep smiling.

After all, it was work, and Lu Xiaoyu still turned back to find a new mask of this model.

The aunt secretly put the disassembled mask in her bag, and thought with a hint ......of luck: "In case she can't remember, hehe, I'll earn it!

This is not the first time Auntie has done this kind of thing, she has already succeeded many times, anyway, if she is discovered, just pretend to forget, and no one can do anything to her.

As for whether people want to lose money and whether they will be sad, my aunt doesn't care at all, she is the kind of person who relies on the old and sells the old.

"This mask can be connected to the Internet, and if you want to change the style at that time, go to this website to download it, and if the manual is gone, the mask is also available. ”

Lu Xiaoyu took a new mask from the warehouse and handed it to the aunt, instructing while making a list.

"Oops, long-winded. ”

Auntie rolled her eyes, she was in a hurry to leave now, otherwise when people remembered, she wouldn't be able to take her mask with her, and said in a very unhappy tone.

“……”

Lu Xiaoyu sighed, not as knowledgeable as menopausal people, turned his head and continued to busy himself.

At this time, a black fish hook quietly fell from the sky, penetrated the roof as if it were nothing, and descended all the way, just falling into the aunt's bag, hooking the mask.

"Well, hooked?"

In the room, Su Bai closed his eyes and said without emotion, while pulling with his hand, the fishing line was like life, and he quickly took it back with a mask, which was incredibly fast.

Don't talk about aunts, even if it's slow in the monitoring, you can't see it at all.

After Su Bai hung the mask, he threw it casually and threw it to the head of the bed.

After everything was done, Auntie turned around and left, but Lu Xiaoyu was in a hurry, "Hey, Auntie, you haven't given me the mask you tried before." ”

Lu Xiaoyu was very angry, she had encountered this situation once before, and as a result, a month's salary was deducted, and she was very sad.

"Oh, didn't you give it. ”

The aunt didn't want to admit it at first, until a tall robot policeman came over, and then she helplessly fumbled in the bag: "Okay, I'll take a look, it may have been picked up casually." ”

But no matter how the aunt looked for it, even cold sweat flowed out, and she couldn't find the mask.

"I, I don't know where I went......"

Auntie panicked, now the crime of stealing is very serious, it's okay if you don't get caught, it's over if you are caught red-handed, and the robot police can judge on the spot.

The robot cop's eyes lit up and flashed red, and he was investigating surveillance and connected to the AI-Mastermind Processing.

After a few seconds, the robot policeman's cold voice said, "178 suspected cases have been found...... After reference, the charge of theft was confirmed!"

"Mastermind Verdict: Exile to a low-level haze area and serve a year in prison!"

"You have one minute to return the stolen goods!"

Auntie was dumbfounded, what is a prison sentence, that is not to wear a mask, to be a human air purifier for a whole year!

"I, I'm not going!"

The aunt sat on the ground, cried as a scoundrel, said nothing, and was finally dragged away by the robot directly and ruthlessly.

It's a delight.

……

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