Chapter III

It was a good morning because of the sudden oolong incident.

Bai Lu's face turned pale and pointed at the naked man in front of him, "You, you, you pervert!"

Ning Haochen covered the key parts with a vegetable, "This should be said by me!"

Bai Lu was so sad and angry that she was about to cry, "You fart, you say, you dead pervert, you actually show your bird in front of me!"

Ning Haochen's nerves began to rush in his brain, and he pulled the quilt over the bird that covered him--phew, what kind of bird? It was obviously his Ning Weiwu.

He took a deep breath, regained his lost reason, and said word by word: "Miss Bai, I think there are two misunderstandings here. First, you slept on the couch and I slept in the bed last night, but this morning there was the current situation, and we can assume that you moved the folder without authorization, causing the data to be messed up. Second, I wore my clothes well before I went to bed, but now I'm ...... With this disheveled appearance, we can assume that you deciphered the encrypted files and caused the data breach. ”

Bai Lu's face turned black in an instant.

She immediately sat up and pointed at the man angrily, "Wow, you are still a wicked person to sue first......! It's a birdman!"

"......" Ning Haochen experienced for the first time in his life that life was worse than death.

As soon as Bai Lu thought of the touch on her hand just now, a sense of frustration rose from the inside out, she had grown so big, she had touched the place of a man for the first time! It was terrible, she would never think about it again for the rest of her life!

She picked up the pillow and smashed it frantically towards Ning Haochen, "I don't care, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have touched your bird! You have to apologize to me, and your bird, you must also apologize to me! Then please take your bird and disappear in front of me from now on, never again!"

She said "your bird", Ning Haochen's nerves were about to go crazy, and when he sank his face, he grabbed the pillow where she was murdering, and shouted unbearably: "What kind of bird is not a bird? Are you illiterate? Have you never studied biology? That is called male birth 1 breeding 1 device, please don't mess with other names if you don't understand, okay?"

Bai Lu cried and tried to grab the pillow, "That's obviously a bird, it's a bird!

Mr. Ning Haochen, who had always been calm and calm, was completely irritable.

"Is that a bird? Is that a bird? Which eye do you see that it is a bird? It is so majestic, indomitable, and full of male masculinity in every inch, why do you say it's a bird? Why, ah? If you insult it so much, if it is discouraged and depressed and collapsed, are you responsible, ah? Are you responsible?"

Bai Lu was shocked.

"I'm responsible, you forced me to touch your bird, and you want me to be responsible for it?" she grabbed the pillow vigorously and threw herself directly towards Ning Haochen's face, looking like she was going to suffocate him, right? You want me to be responsible, right? I'll kill you, cut off your bird, and then put it in a jar to offer it, what do you think? You, Jue, De, Like, what?!"

In the last five words, every time she said a word, she started a point harder.

She pressed the pillow on Ning Haochen's face, and then rode on him, determined to fight him to the end.

However, Ning Haochen is not a vegetarian either, as soon as the anger came up, he turned over and knocked Bai Lu down, and then rode on her as a host, threw the pillow, and shouted angrily: "What are you going to do, ah?"

With his posture of being a turned serf as the master, the quilt he had just pulled over and covered his body suddenly slipped off, and he didn't have time to put on his underwear because he had been arguing with Bai Lu.

Bai Lu scream......ed "ahhh Bird.

Every inch of Ning Haochen's skin from head to toe was on fire, half because he was angry, half because he was ...... Growing so big, this is indeed the first time he has shown a bird in front of a woman-phew! It's Ning Weiwu! Bird, your sister, bird!

He blushed, covered Bai Lu's vision with a pillow with one hand, put on his pants with the other, and finally threw the pillow away, stood up, picked up the shirt and trousers on the hanger with a black face, and walked to the living room without looking back.

By the time Bai Lu got up in shock and slowly rubbed into the living room, the guy who showed the bird had already quickly put on his clothes and pants, turned around and looked at her coldly.

Bai Lu covered her chest with a wary expression, "What are you going to do?"

Ning Haochen stared at her, only feeling that if he continued to stalemate like this, his nerves would definitely explode, so he picked up the mobile phone on the coffee table and coldly slammed the door away.

"Miss Bai, don't worry, me and my bird...... Phew, neither I nor my Ning Weiwu have any interest in you!"

He was almost mad, and as he walked, he said to himself: That's not a bird, that's not a bird, that's definitely not a bird......

***

After experiencing the incident of Ning Haochen and his bird, Bai Lu's body and mind were very seriously traumatized.

She couldn't look directly at her male god, whenever she turned on the computer, whenever she saw the poster of the male god, she couldn't restrain herself from showing the image of Ning Haochen's mighty and unyielding bird in front of her.

Is it impossible to escape the fate of being closely linked to the male biological organism from now on?

In this tangled state, Bai Lu really couldn't afford to watch the drama, so she had to use online games to pass the lonely life of a housegirl.

Recently, there is a game called "I Want to Kill God".,It's very popular.,It only started open beta a month ago.,I heard that the closed beta was a few days ago.,The response to the online game is very good.。

She looked at the graphics and thought it was good, so it took more than an hour to download and enter the game.

Bai Lu is a very serious person, responsible, enthusiastic and generous, but once it is more serious, it is not something that can be described in three words. So when she practiced to level twenty-three in one day and met a guy who had been pestering her for some reason, she was furious.

It was a premium account, level sixty-seven, the image of a very glamorous elf goddess.

When Bai Lu passed by her for the first time, she said, "Is there blue?"

Bai Lu thought about it and threw a bottle of blue spiritual healing medicine to her.

So when she returned to the city to hand in the mission, and met the elf goddess again, the goddess asked her again: "Is there any blue?"

Bai Lu: "......"

She threw another bottle to the goddess.

However, the third, the fourth...... Damn, that goddess has been blocking the gate of the city, and as soon as she met, she said: "Is there blue?"

Bai Lu said angrily: "No!"

Then she heroically went to kill the monster, and on the way to kill the monster, when the spirit was almost exhausted, she drank a bottle of healing, but the blue light on the character's body had not disappeared, and a brilliant golden light slashed down at her.

The elf goddess who fell from the sky hacked her to death, and then asked coldly: "Is there blue?"

“……”

White, Lu, sad, angry!

Does she have a blue or not? Does she have to give her a blue one? Who stipulates it?

She felt that she had met a strange person, and after returning to the city to be reborn, she rushed over again to complete the task. However, this time, just after walking out of the city gate, another golden light appeared in front of her eyes, and the elf goddess fell from the sky again and asked her coldly, "Is there any blue?"

……

Once, twice, three times...... When Egret was relegated from level twenty-three to level thirteen in a row, she was already overwhelmed with grief and indignation.

She scolded the elf goddess again and again: "Big brother, can you be reasonable?!!

"Big brother, are you idle?"

"Damn, it's only three things, I said you've killed enough, ah?"

"Dead pervert!! you kill me again and try it?!!!"

After countless cycles, Bai Lu looked at the words "Heroes are not afraid of failure, heroes, we started all over again" on the screen, and she was already angry.

What kind of perverted game is this?

Bai Lu yelled at her, but after a few seconds, a new row of prompts appeared on the screen: You have been banned for an hour.

She was furious.

Real women are terrible.

At 7:23 in the evening, she poked the online customer service on the official website of the game: Are you there?!! are you here?!!! Jianghu emergency !!!

The customer service replied quickly on the 21st: Hello, what questions do you need to consult?

Bai Lu angrily typed a large paragraph of text, told the other party about the encounter with a dead pervert, and finally asked customer service: Doesn't your game have a setting to limit the number of killings? Just let high-level players arbitrarily bully low-level players and kill people maliciously□?!

***

At 7:23 in the evening, Ning Haochen, who was still working overtime in the company, heard a series of loud bursts of laughter from next door, and his friend Ruan Xing, who was working overtime with him, laughed and called him across the corridor: "Hey, Haochen, come and see this!"

Ning Haochen said coldly: "I'm not free, I'm still processing data!"

The new map was opened today, and there was a dead end, so he stayed with the employees to work overtime.

Ruan Xing continued to laugh unconsciously, "Hey, hurry up and take a look! I'm serious, someone complained, saying that they found a bug in the game! Mr. Ning, you should be so dedicated, okay?"

Complaints?

Only then did Ning Haochen let go of the mouse and walked quickly towards Ruan Xing's office.

And after seeing the text of this new player roaring at the customer service, Ning Haochen's nerves began to beat again.

The first thing that made him irritable was the content itself, and the second thing that made him irritable was that the player's name was actually called "I don't want to see birds in my life".

I don't want to see birds in my life.

I don't want to see birds.

Seeing the Birds-

Birds――

Ning Haochen was about to drop the mouse.

***

In the five minutes after yelling at the customer service, Bai Lu didn't receive any reply, and she couldn't help but urge: Customer service, are you still there? Are you still there?

After asking over and over again, I finally got an answer.

At that end, Ruan Xing's keyboard was forcibly occupied by Ning Haochen with a dark face, and he replied with anger word by word: This player, I'm sorry, the elf goddess you saw is the NPC in charge of changing jobs in the game, and when she asks you for spiritual healing, it is the moment when the plot quest is triggered. If you don't tap the question mark on her head, she will continue to kill you until you take the task.

Bai Lu: "...... I'm X, what kind of bird game is this? a flock of birdmen!"

On the other end, Ning Haochen's nerves were completely deranged.

The author has something to say: this chapter is also known as: The Story of the Birds.

Once again, I lost all the discipline in the fan, and there was no lower limit.

And then things about the game, will only appear in this chapter, after all, it is not an online game story.

It's a little bloody, it's a little undisciplined, it's a little nonsensical, because it's an extra, so I'm just a little out of the blue, don't blame it :).

The next chapter will be updated at 11 a.m. on the 20th, and then remind everyone that 8 a.m. on the 20th is the opening time of the new pit "Dear Wait for Me"!

I hope that those who like Brother Rong and Brother Rong's literature can support it.

Finally, I also hope that those of you who like cheap puppets will also like "Dear Wait for Me".

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