Lu Fei walked in in a tiger skin suit, and looked at Lan Ling'er and Han Ningbing sitting on the sofa, looking at him seriously. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lu Fei said with a hippie smile: "The two beauties are good, but you are talking too fiercely about business, can you button the buttons of your clothes first, although the scenery is very good, but ......"

"Ah......" The two exclaimed, it turned out that he was so crazy just now, even the third button of the shirt was opened, the bright shape of the face *** person, and the ditch that made people squirt blood, Lu Fei was about to drool.

Lu Fei once again sighed at his luck, how could he be able to entangle with such two peerless beauties! But then again, apart from himself who has a system, who else can match them?

What? Is there really anyone on the earth who can match them? Then kill them, or there will be no one who can be worthy, Lu Fei thought viciously,

He has never been a kind person, for the sake of his relatives and lovers, he can do anything, yes, he is such a selfish person, you can say that he is ruthless, cold, cruel, whatever the butcher says, but this is the truest thought in his heart.

He never thinks that he is a hero, a hero, a savior, he is just a small person, even if there is a system, he still wants to be a small person, but he will be a little person, of course, if he can and ensure the safety of his family, he will also be willing to do something for the people for a fee.

Why is it paid, you ask? Nonsense, it's not his fault that he has a girlfriend with a special hobby.

It took a long time for the two girls to tidy up their clothes with crimson faces, and only after making sure that there was no place to go away, did they re-take care of Lu Fei, and Lan Ling'er secretly patted her little face that was a little hot.

Blue Bell said calmly: "What are you still doing here, dressed like this, are you here to play monkey?"

Lu Fei almost didn't come up in one breath, and emphasized: "This is a tiger skin, a tiger skin, I am pretending to be a tiger, a tiger!"

Blue Bell looked understanding: "Oh, I know you're not very shrewd, you don't have to play the real thing to make us understand!"

Lu Fei almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood again, what do you mean? What do you mean by not being very shrewd? Isn't this a clear statement that he is a tiger, damn, this Blue Bell is really getting more and more presumptuous, sooner or later, let her kneel on the bed one day, obediently sing conquest, dare not sing? Teach her 100 times to see if she can!

Lu Fei was too lazy to talk back to her, he brought her a martial arts hat and put a small wooden stick in her hand, Lu Fei took a closer look, he was really good-looking, beautiful with everything, with the slightly heroic face of Blue Bell, if he put his hair away again, what a handsome tomboy, Lu Fei swallowed his saliva again, feeling as if he was evil again.

Seeing that she had nothing, Han Ningbing pouted angrily, turned her face, and didn't look at Lu Fei. Seeing Han Ningbing pouting, Lu Fei took out the identical one and brought it to Han Ningbing.

Han Ningbing immediately turned cloudy and sunny, happily gave Lu Fei a smile, and couldn't help but fiddle with the martial arts hat.

Lu Fei shook his head, people, that's it, what you can't get is the best, fortunately, he was clever and bought an extra one.

Blue Bell was stunned and said, "Which one are you singing?"

Lu Fei said seriously: "Didn't that make you embarrassed just now, so I decided to sing a play of Wu Song fighting the tiger, you play Wu Song, I play the tiger, let you be angry!"

Han Ningbing said loudly: "But why don't I have a small wooden stick?"

Lu Fei said with a smile: "The small wooden stick is matched with the tiger, hehe, so there is only one, you can use it in turn, and you will be fine." Hehe, when he's stupid, there are many small wooden sticks, how painful it hurts to fight for a while.

Lan Ling'er grabbed Han Ningbing, who was still talking, and said, "Okay, but we have to prepare a pair of gloves, otherwise it will be easy to grind out the glutinous, so you can climb on the ground and wait for us first, big tiger!" After speaking, he pulled Han Ningbing and hurriedly ran.

Lu Fei muttered: "Women are trouble," took the cute tiger head, and lay comfortably on the sofa.

After a long while, Lan Ling'er and Han Ningbing walked in with a smile, one of them holding a mop pole in his hand, and the small wooden stick that Lu Fei prepared for Lan Ling'er that would break it when he touched it had already been buried in the trash can.

Lan Ling'er looked at the comfortable Lu Fei, leaned over and said gently, "Then we're going to start!?"

Lu Fei muttered without opening his eyes: "Let's start, let's start, I'm sleepy, I'm going to go home and sleep together after work." ”

Blue Bell and Han Ningbing are really ashamed and angry, why is this bastard's mouth so unstrict, they will say everything, if they let others listen to it, they will really have no face to behave. This wooden stick is not wrong at all, beat, must be beaten, beaten hard, let him be whimsical, let him dream of hugging left and right.

"Oops......" Bluebell slapped the tiger in the ass.

"Oops......" Han Ningbing slapped the tiger's forepaw.

Lu Fei pulled the tiger's head, and when he saw the two mop sticks, he almost fainted, so he said Why did it hurt so much, it turned out that he asked Lan Bell'er to "steal the beam and change the column", don't say anything, run, he is here to be funny, but not to be abused!

Seeing that Lu Fei was about to run, Lan Ling'er shouted: "Don't run, you Wu Song's grandmothers are here, you perverted tiger will die soon." ”

Lu Fei rolled his eyes, feeling a little angry, you are deep enough into the play, just such a hesitant effort, Lu Fei will be tragic.

Han Ningbing put the wooden stick at Lu Fei's feet with a wicked smile, Lu Fei was careless, and instantly a tiger pounced, and fell to the field, Han Ningbing threw away the wooden stick and rode directly on Lu Fei's body, and opened the bow left and right with his small fist at the tiger's back.

"Kill you stinky tiger, dead tiger, lustful tiger"

"Yes, that's right, let him see the limelight, let him see the beauty and can't walk" Blue Bell is still fanning the flames next to him

Bluebell giggled as she slammed the wooden stick at the tiger's buttocks.

Lu Fei wanted to cry without tears, it was really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being ridden, fortunately he was not a real tiger, otherwise he would have committed suicide by hitting the wall a long time ago, saving himself from embarrassing the tiger.

Half an hour later, the two girls let Lu Fei go with sweat, and they couldn't escape anyway, so Lu Fei simply enjoyed a free full body massage.

Bluebell kicked the tiger's ass and said, "Are you dead, don't you go out quickly, we still have to work!"

Lu Fei "struggled" to get up, glanced at Lan Ling'er with resentment, and limped out with a wooden stick.

The moment the door was closed, there was a burst of violent laughter inside, Lu Fei tore the tattered tiger skin suit, and felt warm in his heart, you just have fun.

There is a system, he is destined to go further and further on the unreliable road, I hope they don't always get angry with him in the future.

After looking at the system, clicking on the task to complete, I was a little excited and waiting for the birth of a new master-level skill.

After waiting for a few seconds, he didn't feel the coolness of skill transmission, Lu Fei glanced at the system suspiciously,

"Ah......" Lu Fei screamed, his eyes closed, and he fainted completely.

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