Chapter 333: Education (2nd Update)
Lin Xi returned to his yard and decided to conduct a training for his maids, the purpose of this training is that it doesn't matter if the girls are ruthless, but please be sure to protect yourself. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info similar to Xiao Tao's mentality of preparing to fight with Lin Jun to break the net, it's not worth it.
Lin Xi thought about it, fortunately, he found it early, otherwise Xiao Tao would have already thought about how to take Lin Jun's life. As soon as he thought of this, Lin Xi felt that the potential of the maids was unlimited, and Xiao Tao's plan really couldn't be faulted.
"I ask you, what would you do if someone wanted to kill me!" Lin Xi asked very cautiously, and the faces of the maids changed when they heard this.
"him!" Gui Yuan stood up and said heroically.
Now Guiyuan's kung fu is the highest among all the maids, and of course he speaks with confidence. One sentence expresses the essence of all competitions and battles, him, don't chatter, chatter and shame.
Lin Xi: "......" Sure enough, the maids are all crooked, can't be like this, even if we want to kill people and bury the corpses, we will find a secluded place...... No, this line of thinking is not right, she can't be crooked.
"Confused! Murder is a crime!" Lin Xi once again emphasized the importance of the law, this dynasty is also regulated, when it comes, killing people is the last helpless choice.
Maids: "Miss ......!" You still know that murder is a crime! We thought you didn't know!
"Ahem, don't look at me with that look, you young lady, I'm a wise, beautiful, and powerful girl, okay?" Lin Xi looked at everyone's eyes, only to feel a pain in his chest, this group of dirty children, actually looked at her with a look that we always thought you lacked intelligence.
"What are we going to do, Miss?" asked Cherry shamelessly.
"This, the scoring situation, for example, someone's sword has been taken out, and it is about to be cut at you! Don't think about it, don't *** don't expect others to save you! him, get it to death, he won't let you live anymore, you're still afraid of a hair!" Lin Xi popularized it to the maids, what kind of situation is this threat to life.
"Well, Miss has a point!" the maids nodded, silently noting this in their hearts.
"There is another situation, for example, I mean, for example, I was framed and imprisoned, what should you do!" Lin Xi asked. That's not a rosy assumption.
"Hell robbery!" said Guiyuan.
"Hell robbery!" Momo nodded.
"Follow everyone to rob the prison. Grape said shyly.
Cherry: "......" I was silent.
Lin Xi: "......" You really love me.
"A few of you, you want to be angry with me! Just your kung fu, fight a dozen at a time, no problem, but if you want to fight hundreds of them at a time, are you sent to death!" Lin Xi was speechless.
"Then what are we going to do?" asked the maids.
"There are several steps to this question. First of all, collect evidence and overturn the case for me! However, considering your lack of resourcefulness, this step can be ignored! The second step is to bring into play the strength of the masses of the people and let the people intercede for me, so that the court has to overturn the case. The third step is to hug the thighs, the thighs of the Han family are thick enough, and the Han family is still a good family, so they should be able to help. If all of the above fails, then divide the money and everyone run. ”
Lin Xi thought that when she got to that point, I was afraid she would have to save herself. She is a monk, and it should not be difficult to escape from the prison, but before she runs, she has to arrange the Lin family.
Maids: "......" is so profound!
"Miss, don't worry, we won't run away, we are young people's people in life, and we are young people's dead people in death!" Xiao Tao cried.
"Okay, don't cry, I'm just using an analogy, don't cry is the same as the real thing. Lin Xi had a headache, did this girl understand what she meant.
"All in all, there are many kinds of dangers, we can't always think of the most unreliable one, so many ways, why do we have to do direct murder and be found out and go to jail, this kind of thing that harms others and is not beneficial to ourselves?" Lin Xi said with a smile.
"Yes, we can also poison and kill after being tempted! quietly, calculatedly, and without being discovered. Xiao Tao said firmly.
Lin Xi: "......" I said for a long time. I still want to kill Lin Jun in this way, but then again, this seduction, you don't have enough conditions, do you know?
"Or you can provoke a conflict and let his opponent kill him!" Gui Yuan said, glanced at Lin Xi, and nodded affirmatively. See, this is willing to use your brain! You don't have to do it yourself, it's better than Xiao Tao's.
"Or, we can also slowly set a trap step by step, so that he can kill himself!" Cherry pondered for a moment and said, Lin Xi's eyes lit up, the child can be taught!
"Or, let's ask Han Gongzi for help?" Grape said with some uncertainty.
Lin Xi smiled slightly, although the grapes are a little timid, but fortunately, they don't like to cause trouble, very good, very good!
"You're right. If you are not at the threshold of life or death, you are not allowed to kill people directly! Those who pose a threat to you must be eradicated, but we must also distinguish between the deadly and the deadly. You can take it away, you can beat it, you can't come up and kill people, do you understand?" Lin Xi glanced at Xiao Tao, Xiao Tao nodded reluctantly, and Lin Xi breathed a sigh of relief.
"Miss, what if you meet women on the street who don't have long eyes, envy and hate you, and find trouble with you? If you meet a maid who has to enter the Han family as a concubine, what should you do if you climb the bed? What if your future mother-in-law embarrasses you and serves the family law?" Xiao Tao broke out in a cold sweat after asking, thinking about it, her young lady's life was worried.
Lin Xi: "...... girl, you can't look down on me, I'm so lucky, I can meet anything!"
Everyone looked at Lin Xi in unison, making Lin Xi want to sigh that he didn't have a chance, gritted his teeth, thought about life for a while, and made sure that there was nothing wrong with his view of life, so Lin Xi said lightly.
"Tear the white lotus, kick the green tea girl, criticize horizontally, and disobey you. Lin Xi thought about it, this battle should be considered neat, and she didn't force it to rhyme or anything.
Everyone: "......" When did the eldest lady become so knowledgeable, they felt so much pressure when they were maids. If you can't beat the eldest lady, don't you have to be a big step above them in reading?
Everyone didn't pay attention, the focus of this sentence is on the content! Their young lady understood the meaning of four words, welcome to die! )