Sneeze!

In the park, Lightning sneezed three times in a row, causing Xu Yaya on its back to giggle, and Lightning was in his heart, who was talking about himself. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Xu Haokuo sat under a tree and instructed: "Don't run away, help me watch Xu Yaya~~~"

Naturally, he was talking to lightning.

Lightning turned around and wagged his tail to indicate that he heard it, and then ran to the lawn on the side with Xu Yaya on his back to play.

"It's really smart, it's a genius. ”

Xu Haokuo sat under the tree, feeling this moment of peace.

He is already very relieved about lightning, and in the past few days, he has found that lightning is basically the same as a human except that he can't speak, and he can understand what lightning says.

It's the weekend and the sun is shining.

There are a lot of people in the park, and there are people everywhere on the lawn, in the woods, by the lake.

Su Bai also came here, he was here last time, laughing at the lightning and scaring away the young man in sunglasses.

You forgot?

It's okay, there's news about it.

Rongcheng Express: Everyone likes to go out to walk their dogs, but today there was a strange thing in Xinhua Park.

A strange man was taken out by his two big dogs, attracting countless onlookers and taking pictures, which added to the cheerful atmosphere of the festival.

……

The park is huge, and when you get inside, it looks sparse.

Walking in twos and threes, or sitting and chatting, there are couples, the elderly, and people who come here for a walk after work.

Wang Bin is one of them.

But he didn't come for a walk, but was responsible for cleaning the park, which was a job that his mother had asked him for.

After scaring away the two girls that day, Wang Bin was a little depressed, Wang Bin felt that he was probably not Amway's material, but he didn't want to give up.

After barely persevering for a few days, even the tutor saw Wang Bin's decadence, and after repeated beatings, Wang Bin did not improve, so he could only reluctantly let him return home.

Wang Bin stayed at home for a week, and his mother got him here to work, so he was not idle.

Although, my colleagues are all seventy or eighty-year-old uncles and aunts......

Wang Bin was melancholy in the shaded path, thinking about his future, but he always unconsciously recalled the teachings he received from his mentor.

"The greatest danger of the twenty-first century is conservatism, and proper risk-taking is the real wealth!"

"I can, believe in yourself, you're the best!"

"When you put down your money to make money, it means that you are already sensible - Li Ka-shing. ”

These quotes have become a part of him.

Where is your future?

Wang Bin thought for a while, but he couldn't do it, he majored in bioengineering, he was unemployed after graduation, he was born timid, and he had low self-esteem, so he was really not suitable for going out to work.

This cleaning job is quite suitable for him, but the salary is too small.

Wang Bin sighed, found a seat and sat down, took out his mobile phone and read the novel, choosing to escape from reality, and no one supervised him anyway.

Urban, fantasy, Xianxia, science fiction, Wang Bin likes many genres.

His favorite is science fiction, because science fiction can bring people a sense of familiarity and strangeness, a society that is somewhat similar to reality, but completely different.

Recently, he found a good novel, The Battle of Twilight.

This novel is a maverick, but it tells the story of an old man, the protagonist is a seventy-five-year-old man, his wife died, his body is not good, he has no worries, and finally chooses to join the army.

It was a wonderful interstellar era in the future, where human beings were able to live freely and do whatever they wanted until the age of seventy-five.

Until the age of seventy-five, they will be faced with a choice, whether to join the army or continue to live until they die a natural death.

It has to be said that most people choose to join the army, just because joining the army can provide an option, prolong life, and rejuvenate.

In the future interstellar era, most organs can be cloned, as long as they are old, they can be replaced with new ones, but there is one most important organ that cannot be replaced, that is, the brain.

The army, however, has a mysterious way to make your old wrinkled brain look new.

The price required is only ten years of enlistment.

The most attractive thing about this novel is the battlefield of blood and fire, and the brotherhood of a group of old people, who return to their youth, but in their hearts, they are still the old people who have lived all their lives, fundamentally different from young people.

The war of a group of old people, under the curtain of the universe, slowly kicked off.

……

Wang Bin watched the latest chapter with relish, and beside him, a small team of more than ten people passed by, led by two beautiful girls.

If Su Bai was here, he would definitely be able to recognize these two girls who were scared to death by their skulls that day.

If Wang Bin looked up, he would naturally be able to recognize it, but he focused on reading the novel and didn't find it.

With a bunch of pamphlets in their hands, the two girls walked to a secluded area and handed out the pamphlets to everyone one by one.

The name of the booklet is, "Basic Pick-up Skills - Lesson 1".

"Okay, let's follow me to learn the first skill of pick-up, that is, don't let go of every person of the opposite sex who has a good feeling. ”

"I often have classmates tell me that they have always been single and have no contact with the opposite sex at all, so when they reach the age of 30, the classmates and colleagues around them fall in love, and they get married. ”

"The teacher can only say that things are man-made, you don't think that you can wait for love by waiting for the rabbit, that is only available in movies, you are just an ordinary person, and there will not be such beautiful things that happen to you. ”

"What you have to do is every time you meet a girl or boy you like, take the initiative and strike up a conversation with him/her. ”

"There's nothing shameful about accosting, it's the first step in everything begins, and if you don't even dare to pick up a conversation, you can't blame anyone else for being single for the rest of your life. ”

"This accosting, in fact, any skill is false, there is only one place to pay attention to, and that is guts. ”

"Look at the teacher, you have a lot of courage......"

The two girls were responsible for leading eight students each, and the head of the lecture was the Tao, which made the students listen fascinated.

In their hearts, there was also an inexplicable sense of pride.

When it was time to practice on their own, the students began to look for their favorite objects in the park and go to talk, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

The long-haired girl sighed: "It's so happy to make money by your own skills......"

The short-haired girl also nodded, "That's it, I used to always ask for money shamelessly, it's easy to be easy, but I have no self-esteem, and I'm not happy at all." ”

The long-haired girl touched her hair, still a little scared, "It's just that after getting used to that kind of life, it's hard to change it again...... From this point of view, we are actually lucky to meet that skeleton. ”

"It was because of fear that we didn't dare to continue to ask for money, so we had to start looking for a job with difficulty, and in the end, we found such a job...... Teach others to talk. ”

The long-haired girl smiled, "But I never expected that picking up is also a skill, and it turns out that there are so many people who don't know anything about the two of us." ”

The short-haired girl smiled slightly, "Who made us insist on being shameless since we were young, but unconsciously, we have laid a solid foundation." ”

"Even what you said is too much, it's the same as if we still have to thank that skeleton, hmph, you're afraid, I'm not afraid, if you have the ability, he'll come to me...... Hmph, hell is amazing. ”

The short-haired girl was actually afraid, but she was unforgiving and stubborn, and she glanced at it casually, and just saw Wang Bin sitting on the chair.

At this moment, Wang Bin saw the wonderful plot, as if he was smiling, revealing a mysterious look, but in the eyes of the short-haired girl, it was like a skull smiling.

The short-haired girl couldn't laugh anymore, that person was clearly the skeleton's accomplice!

That day, Su Bai added a sentence of hell after you have heard of it, and then turned into a skull, which scared the two of them stupidly, but after the two of them went out of the alley, they met Wang Bin again and heard the familiar sentence: "Have you ever heard of ......"

Naturally, they thought that Wang Bin was also a skull from hell.

The short-haired girl nodded her arm and motioned for her to look in that direction.

Both of them were silent, crying and mourning, with only one thought in their hearts: "Damn, you're still watching us...... Woo, it seems that you can't do bad things for the rest of your life. ”

As the saying goes, if you walk too much at night, you can easily bump into ghosts.

They have a ghost by their side to watch them at all times, where do they dare to walk the "night road", let alone bad things, they don't even dare to run a red light.

If Su Bai knew, he would definitely not be able to cry or laugh, this is really a misunderstanding.

Since then, the development of the two girls has been getting better and better, and they have even opened a national chain of love training centers......

However, these have nothing to do with Su Bai.

……

A handsome boy, a student of two girls, signed up for this pick-up course because he wanted to fall in love.

At this moment, he also mustered up the courage and walked to the gate of the park, towards a pair of girls who had just entered the door.

The teacher said that you don't need any special skills to pick up a conversation, just learn a little.

Courage from within.

A minute later, unsurprisingly, the handsome boy was rejected, but he got a cute comment about you, which made him happy to go back.

"Sister, it seems that you are quite popular, and there are boys who come to talk to you. ”

Jiang Yuran teased her sister, making Jiang Xiaoyu's face flush, and she lowered her head and said, "Sister, don't tease me." ”

"Little fish, you are really cute...... Be more confident. ”

Jiang Yuran touched her sister's head, her sister is good, but she is too shy, she always looks shy, and she has never had a boyfriend until now.

Which is like yourself, playing with boys since childhood, don't have too many male ** people around you......

Jiang Yuran's face was black, and the only bad thing was that every time he confessed, people said with a shocked face: "I have always treated you as a brother." ”

, I'm just like a man.

When Jiang Yuran was thinking about it, Jiang Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, and she saw a familiar figure, or rather, a familiar figure.

That domineering Shiba Inu!

Jiang Xiaoyu remembered this Shiba Inu, the two lines on the neck of the white and black were very unique, but unfortunately, the owner of the Shiba Inu did not seem to be there.

Jiang Xiaoyu looked left and right, and retracted his gaze with some disappointment.

That day, she was in this park, stopped by the two vicious dogs, and she was about to cry, it was he who saved herself.

Without asking for anything in return, he turned around and left, that free and easy back is really handsome.

Lightning is estimated to be crying, obviously he saved it himself, but people only remember Su Bai who didn't come forward at all.

The treatment of people and dogs is too different.

Jiang Xiaoyu was a nymphomaniac, but in Jiang Yuran's eyes, he had a strange smile: "It's okay, my sister will be a nymphomaniac, I didn't expect it...... I don't know who it is?"

"It must be a super handsome guy. ”

Jiang Yuran looked over, but only saw a cute Shiba Inu.

Jiang Yuran confirmed, that's right, her sister's gaze was the Shiba Inu, and she was suddenly shocked: "Sister, you can't go down the evil road!"

Humans and demons, it's impossible!!