Thanks to the white wing Xinghai, the coquettish God of Killing, Kakarot D Vegeta, Black Pill and other children's shoes for their support of this book, it would be better if I could give the author some monthly passes~~ The author is now here to thank everyone~~ Come out and bubble first!!

"Let me tell you what a real hero is~~" Xiaoqiang is ready for educational guidance. [Chinese culture is broad and profound, not explained~~]

"The so-called heroes, all of them are stupid drips~~" said in a small book, "A long time ago, there was a country called the beautiful health care of the country, and there was a hero organization called "Revenge Alliance" in its hometown, of course, it was full of heroes~~ They were in the beautiful health care and the country to save the people from the dire situation. There is a captain of the rice country who uses a pot lid as a shield, Thor Thursday who uses a chisel as a weapon, there are Autobots who can deform, and there are strange Shu millets covered in green paint, oh~~ Don't forget the bat man with small wings, and a steel lobster with iron bumps~~ "Wait a minute, drink saliva first."

"The heroes of Revenge League can no longer be satisfied with just being a cyber monkey in one country, they have to find a new job to meet the expensive expenses of going to the bar and farting. So they posted a post on the Internet, no matter what country, no matter what race (species), we will protect you as heroes. (Salary: 100 oceans \ per day.) "[Selling OOOO in the slot, underground transactions are higher than your salary]

And so their first and last job came. I hired them into my kingdom to teach them to keep a low profile in their new environment and not to live up to being a hero themselves. It's a pity that they didn't understand the low-key intensity, so the captain of the rice country who had just gotten on the train lost his pot lid, and it was said that he had not been caught after being stolen. ”

Immediately afterwards, the poor King of Kings (his own YY) Thursday children's shoes were caught red-handed by my country's Yang Buxin and became the most powerful power bank. Even the Autobot Optimus Pillar was murdered, and there were many vehicles on the road in the capital, but he was stunned that he could not find a parking space. Destitute, he became a professional Didi driver....." [Meow a mi, actually make more money than being a hero. 】

"The strong and strong green giant monster Shu Xiao, because of being shot by the people's eyes at 360 degrees without dead ends, finally burst into tears of shame, and it is said that he finally became a member of the little green hat, shouting the loud slogan of the demolition brigade every day. And the steel lobster, which can only be armored by machines, accidentally fell into the horse gourd when passing by and being difficult. The damp and filthy sewage completely short-circuited his armor, and he went straight from a hero to a different person who couldn't be found in the street. ”

"In the end, the bat with small wings was also lucky to be killed, when he was flying over Guangxi Province, he was accidentally shot down by a stone flying from the ground, and as a result, he became a living specimen of an ordinary person...... "[It's better to die~~] Well, it should be called the feeling of wanting to die.

"Of course, there are also heroes in my former country, their organization is called "Revenge Alliance of Revenge", yes, you can know where its meaning is when you look at the name~~ The purpose is to fight against the heroes of the United States who crossed the border and came to grab business, which led to a decline in the country's GDP (gross domestic product), which is definitely a very dangerous thing. And our faith is resolutely unshakable~~"

So the new member Black Cat Sauce joined the organization, and then the awkward little witch also successfully entered the interior, and the brain-dead antenna baby who surrendered from overseas was also recruited to join the organization. The captain is King Kong Xiao Nezha, and the vice captain is a small head baba with a big head son. So all the members are here. ”

"Just as the Avengers of Vengeance were preparing to carry out a nuclear strike on the Avengers on their Weibo posts, they had an unprecedented problem, with all the computer monitors displaying the same code: Geo-Restricted 404 (Fog). So they successfully dropped off in this way, and they never saw the trajectory of their existence again, thanks to the members of the "Revenge Alliance" who also died stupidly, which created a peaceful scene. [Drop half a meter flag, salute three times, and all laugh and cry for five minutes~~ Salute!! (^^ゞ】

Dangdang~~ Teacher Xiaoqiang knocked on the small blackboard, "To sum up, all heroes are stupid. As a hero, he lived less than five minutes in a TV series. And your Lao Tzu's Lao Tzu is because he gave birth to your Lao Tzu, and your Lao Tzu gave birth to you, and he died within a few years~~ (The deadline is not long enough)"

The little sunflower class made the eldest young master stunned when he heard it, but he didn't expect him to learn so many postures during this trip. [Powerful brainwashing tactics are the most effective tactics to defeat the enemy, the ancients said: attack the body and attack the heart. Sounds a little weird... 】

The eldest young master, who was successfully brainwashed by Xiaoqiang, finally opened his mouth and saw the light of day, he understood that as a hero, he couldn't live for five minutes, so wouldn't his grandfather be... The eldest young master didn't dare to continue imagining, he quickly took out the big brother's brick mobile phone in the crotch of his pants, and then pressed many buttons on the keyboard. After another busy "doodoo~" signal, someone on the other side finally answered the phone.

"Huh~~" The eldest young master breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, "Hey~~ Grandpa, I'm a turtle grandson~~ Your old man is not dead~~" [The legendary opening knelt. Xiao Qiang, who was listening to the sidelines, was stunned by the words of the eldest young master, even if he didn't die, it is estimated that he was angry by your words, and he was more angry and less angry~~╮(╯▽╰)╭

Sure enough, there was a loud scolding voice from the eldest young master Lao Tzu on the opposite phone, "I said that you are a turtle grandson~~ Do you talk like this?? True... I'm really, why do you want me to die sooner?? Tell you that my inheritance can't be left to you alone... Ahem... Ahem... Poof~~"

"Sir... Master... Toot toot~~" Soon there was a busy tone from the other end of the phone.

The eldest young master shook his mobile phone, "What's the matter, my grandfather is not dead yet~~ What you say is a lie, and practice is the only criterion for testing the truth." ”

Uh~~ Sounds reasonable, but are you sure there's nothing wrong with your grandfather?? It is estimated that the ambulance has already arrived at the door of the house in such a fit of anger from you~~ Xiaoqiang said that the child is hopeless~~ [So the heroes are stupid to death--- it is still true~~]