Chapter 16 "Little Fist" Hammer Chest
"I'm Zhang Wei," Zhang Wei had a serious expression, "Didn't I tell you on the phone? I lost weight successfully, you see!"
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Sister Zhang paused for a moment and took a deep breath, but looked left and right: "Come out, dead fat man, today is Valentine's Day, not April Fool's Day...... It's such a pastime for your sister, isn't it?"
may be taking into account her image of an "ancient beauty" at the moment, Sister Zhang did not shout the sentence "Lao Tzu".
She obviously didn't believe that the strange man in front of her was Zhang Wei, thinking that he was a friend called by Zhang Wei, and prepared a prank to trick her.
Although he had long expected that Sister Zhang would not recognize him, Zhang Wei still looked embarrassed: "Don't shout, I'm really Zhang Wei, I'm here to help you, Sister Zhang, although I have successfully lost weight, my voice hasn't changed, you won't be unable to hear it, right?"
When he mentioned this, Sister Zhang carefully distinguished, and the voice of the man in front of her was really Zhang Wei's voice.
"Hmph!" Sister Zhang's eyes flickered, and she suddenly realized something, "You can say that you have lost weight successfully, but why are you still growing tall? I haven't heard that losing weight can increase your height!"
Sister Zhang herself is 1.65 meters tall, which used to be as tall as Zhang Wei's eyes, that is to say, Zhang Wei was originally only about 1.72 meters, but now Sister Zhang can be as tall as Zhang Wei's eyebrows with her high bun, which shows that Zhang Wei's height has increased by at least 7 or 8 cm compared with before.
"Hey, it's not that I've grown, but my lumbar spine has been adjusted after successful weight loss, have you forgotten that my back used to be very hunched, but the flesh is thick, and people can't usually see it!" Zhang Wei replied half-truthfully.
He did have a bit of rickets in his back since he was a child, he was born like this, but it was not too serious, and it was just used to prevaricate Sister Zhang.
"Yo, it's quite able to say," Sister Zhang obviously still didn't believe it, "Which weight loss coach did you train with? Not only can you lose weight, but you can also correct your bones?" Is it the legendary martial arts master who is proficient in internal strength?"
Because of the content of the conversation between the two, the people around them who bought flowers silently moved a little here, pricking up their ears to listen.
"Sister Zhang, it's inconvenient to talk here, can you ......" Zhang Wei gave Sister Zhang a look and pointed out the door.
"Xiao Man, help take care of it!" Sister Zhang turned her head to the counter and shouted, a girl with glasses answered, she was the child of Sister Zhang's relatives, and she was also "pulled by Sister Zhang" to help.
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"Say, where is Zhang Weiren? Is that stinky boy who doesn't want to help and calls you to fool Lao Tzu?" Walking out of the flower shop, Sister Zhang clasped her hands to her chest and asked menacingly, revealing her "true appearance", her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she really didn't match her beautiful dress.
"I'm a sister, I said that I was Zhang Wei, but I became a handsome guy, why don't you recognize me?" Zhang Wei's face was bitter, and his hands were folded.
"Big handsome guy, shameless is quite similar to Zhang Wei, this is called 'things gather by like, people by groups', right?" Sister Zhang looked Zhang Wei up and down: "Just like you, you have a great figure, but your face is not compatible with a handsome guy at all, right?"
"My sister is still my sister after all, and the poisonous tongue attribute is always so prominent" Zhang Wei sighed, he took out his ID card and stretched it out in front of Sister Zhang: "Sister, look, I really didn't lie to you, I'm Zhang Wei, it's not fake at all, you look at me, and then look at the ID photo, I haven't gained weight when I took this photo, so this is what I am, now I'm just losing the flesh on my face and changing back to my previous appearance!"
Sister Zhang had seen Zhang Wei's ID card before, and she remembered his ID number, but she hadn't paid attention to what the ID photo looked like before, indeed, the man in front of her was more like the person on the ID photo than the big fat man.
She took a closer look at Zhang Wei's face now, and then compared the big fat face in her memory, although there was a world of difference, people said that "eyes are the windows of the soul", and his eyes seemed to be no different from those of a fat man.
Is it really a successful weight loss? I haven't seen it for more than 20 days, can it be reduced like this?
"What do I belong to, what zodiac sign, what day of my birthday, answer in 10 seconds!" Sister Zhang asked coldly.
"You are the same age as me, a dog, a Leo, your birthday is July 24th, exactly three months older than me, the last time we met was also on your birthday, I still bought the cake, and you haven't given me the money yet!" Zhang Wei said a lot in one breath, like a machine gun.
"Stinky boy!" Sister Zhang subconsciously gave Zhang Wei a punch and hit him on his chest muscles, and her apricot eyes were thin and angry: "How can you give a birthday cake and ask someone for money?"
Although this punch didn't use too much force, it was not the kind of coquettish method like "small fist fist hammer chest" - this Sister Zhang has practiced Baji Boxing!
But this punch, which was not light or heavy, seemed to be hammered on a hardwood board, shaking her wrist slightly numb.
"If you didn't lie to me, then you kid just went to participate in some medical experiment, right?" Sister Zhang's eyes were solemn: "Even if ordinary people can succeed in losing weight in the short term, it is absolutely impossible to train muscles of your strength in more than 20 days!"
"So, Sister Zhang, do you admit that I am Zhang Wei?" Zhang Wei avoided the important and wanted to change the topic.
"Your voice and personality are Zhang Wei's, but your body is ......" Looking at Zhang Wei's helpless eyes, Sister Zhang sighed: "Okay, I know you must have your difficulties, I won't ask, no matter what you have experienced in the past 20 days, if you have any difficulties, or if someone coerces you to do anything you don't want to do, come to me at any time, you know?"
Looking at Sister Zhang's serious and concerned eyes, Zhang Wei felt warm in his heart: "Sister, don't worry, no one has done human experiments on me, not before, and not in the future!"
"Also, I've been taken care of by you before, especially when I first came to Deep Blue City, without you, I might have starved to death. In the future, it's my turn to take care of you, sister!" Zhang Wei continued.
The atmosphere was too serious, and Zhang Wei suddenly squeezed his eyebrows again: "After all, no one wants a tigress like you!"
Sister Zhang was very moved when she heard the first half of the sentence, but the second half of the sentence immediately made her blow up: "Stinky boy, look for death!" Before the words fell, she pulled off the posture of Bajiquan and hit Zhang Wei.
Of course, Zhang Wei knew that he would be beaten with a cheap mouth, so he had already dodged to the side, and Sister Zhang couldn't flash and fall like usual in her skirt, she couldn't take a step when she ran, and she couldn't catch up with Zhang Wei like a monkey at all.
"Okay, my sister, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I'm here to help sell flowers, don't delay your business!" Zhang Wei saw that the customers in the store were crowded behind the glass door to watch the excitement, and stopped.
"Hmph, I see that you are not here to help, but to be angry with me, the people who pursue Lao Tzu can row from Deep Blue City to Yanjing City!" Sister Zhang didn't know whether she was angry or tired, her face was flushed, and her good-looking sideburns were a little messy, she sorted out her appearance, and changed from a dominatrix to everyone's lady in one second: "The store can handle it for the time being, you can move two baskets of roses to the street to sell!"
"Order!"
Zhang Wei was relieved, like a general in Peking Opera, he moved flowers in all directions.
Why does he care so much about whether Sister Zhang recognizes him or not?
Because of him Zhang Wei,
The grace of a meal is repaid!