039 On the importance of power banks
"Keep your phone on." Hei Xiaoba earnestly instructed, "If it's a man's soul, open the soul card of Lao Qi." If it's a woman, open mine. ”
"It's so troublesome to divide men and women." Xin Huohuo grunted.
"Of course, he is so dark and yin, how can he compare to Lao Tzu handsome and chic." Bai Xiaoqi boasted to himself.
"You're so handsome, the female ghost should pounce on you, right, how could she pounce on Xiaoba?" Xin Huohuo deliberately angered Xiao Qi, "Does this mean that objectively speaking, Xiao Ba is more pleasing to women?" ”
"The little mortal girl has no knowledge!" Bai Xiaoqi was unconvinced, "This is completely a matter of yin and yang, I am two black and one white, representing the yin and yang between heaven and earth." Have you ever seen the Taoist yin-yang fish? Black is yin, and white is yang. In other words, he is a **** person, of course he is in charge of female ghosts. When it comes to personal charm, how many people are willing to be my impermanence wife, do you know? Nobody wants to be his ......"
"How's the charge? It is best to be full, and the phone should be left on overnight. Hei Xiaoba strongly inserted into the topic and rudely interrupted Xiaoqi's habitual speech.
"A mobile phone is equivalent to your gun, and the power is equivalent to a bullet in a gun." Bai Xiaoqi didn't feel how embarrassed it was to be interrupted, and he made up for it unnecessary.
"So, even if you often run to the human world, you don't understand human beings after all." Finally, it was her turn to despise it, and Xin Huohuo naturally did not let go of this opportunity, "The power is not important, but the importance of the power bank." She shook the beautiful gold metal object in her hand, "Definitely guaranteed my charging requirements." ”
"You really like gold, don't you?" Bai Xiaoqi said with a smile.
"Of course, local tyrants."
"Let's get on a bad trip!" Hei Xiaoba finally couldn't bear the two out of tune.
So, the new amateur female ghost took a deep breath and resigned herself to starting her car, a second-hand car. Because of her cumbersome body, she couldn't move forward quickly, so she was first disliked, and then forced to buy a car.
The car is red, hence the name Little Red. Eighty percent new, but the price is very cheap, which is her best investment recently except for the famous murderous house.
But I don't know if it's a newly bought car, the smell inside is a little weird, like the smell of refurbished leather mixed with the smell of engine oil, carefully distinguished, it seems that there are some disadvantages and expired flower water smell, it is very choking, you have to open the window to sit in it for a long time.
Xiao Qi Xiaoba was sulky and had never entered the carriage. But it's too stupid to run along, so I just sit on the roof of the car.
It's a shame that no one can see them, otherwise this kind of behavior alone would be terrifying enough, and the traffic police would not be able to agree. What's more, her car has no license plate at all, and the license plate that humans can see is just a trick.
Everything went well, it was almost midnight when they went out, and there were not many pedestrians on the street. However, when she was still two blocks away from the street park, Hei Xiaoba asked her to stop.
"How do you stop here?" Although Xin Huohuo carried out the order, he couldn't help but wonder.
"Anyway, the spirits are going to gather in the street park, so we don't need to wander around, just stop us halfway. Besides, we decided not to have a hard time with the people behind the scenes, no matter who the other party is, if they are cut off, they must be found, right? At that time, the initiative is in our hands. Bai Xiaoqi stood on the side of the car, bent down and explained to the car, "But the situation over there is complicated, so don't step forward." ”
Hey, this is what it means to be a hero to save beauty? No, the metaphor is inappropriate, it should be called taking care of girls. It's just that Xiao Qi is used to talking nonsense, and he has the least authority in the trio, so Xin Huohuo turned his gaze to Xiao Ba on the other side.
"You're going to get in the way." Hei Xiaoba didn't look at her at all.
So, why listen to the truth? It hurts so much!
"We will detain the souls first, line up and bring them to you, and you will enter them one by one." Hei Xiaoba said again, and his attitude was still cold.
"I seem like I'm just a registrant." Xin Huohuo was dissatisfied. Originally, she felt that she was also quite important.
"Or what do you think?" The eighth master finally turned his head in condescension.
That means: A mortal woman, what else can we expect from you, just don't hold back.
"Or do you think I like to run around chasing ghosts with you? How sick I am! The amateur female ghost who was hurt by her self-esteem snorted.
"With your phone on, you are not allowed to play games, and you are not allowed to scroll through Weibo, Moments and news pages." Hei Xiaoba dropped this sentence and took the lead in walking forward.
Bai Xiaoqi hurriedly cast a spell, spread a small barrier around the car, and then waved his hand at Xin Huohuo, and quickly chased after him, "You are really, obviously afraid that she is in danger, so you have to say it so bluntly and hurt people's self-esteem." ”
"After all, she is a person in the yang world, and she will be riddled with diseases if she is eroded by yin qi for a long time, and it will be safe to enter her soul into the soul detention card." Hei Xiaoba raised his eyes to look at the sky, "Compared to it, it's really five tuberculosis and seven injuries, what is it to hurt self-esteem?" ”
"No, eighth, you really can't soak in a girl like this." Bai Xiaoqi shook his head and patted his partner's shoulder sympathetically, "I really won't be able to marry an impermanent woman." is obviously very good to others in his heart, but he has to speak ill of each other. ”
"It's an errand!" Hei Xiaoba frowned, his expression was extremely serious.
At this time, Xin Huohuo who was sitting in the car was bored.
She played with her mobile phone and wanted to click into the game, but thinking about Hachi's black face, she didn't dare after all. I wanted to look at WeChat and Weibo again, but in the end I didn't dare. You can only enter the album, that is, the page with the Soul Detention Card, and you can't even set the screensaver and decryption gestures, because you have to ensure that you can directly open the Soul Detention Card with a single click.
"How many people are dying every day in this city? However, their automatic life code has been cracked and misled, and now everything is manual, and they can't be detained by exhaustion. She muttered to herself, "Still in line?!" It is said that the two righteous gods are like lowly corpse chasers. Muttered, looking out the window.
Cars are parked in Financial Street, where banks are stacked, there is no place to eat, no entertainment facilities, and no human dwelling. During the day, natural people come and go, and there is money in the bank, money is gold, and it has the characteristics of liquidity, which can be regarded as a lively place.
But it was twelve o'clock in the morning, and the place was silent. The buildings on both sides of the street are surrounded by anti-theft bars, which glow with a faint cold light under the reflection of street lamps. Except for the ATM machine, which is open 24 hours a day, there is no light nearby, let alone anyone passing by.
Xin Huohuo's heart was a little tight, and he subconsciously wanted to close the windows and lock the doors. Then I thought that Xiao Qi had set up an enchantment, which meant that humans couldn't see her with the naked eye, and she wouldn't meet robbers or anything like that. If there is a lost spirit, it will not be able to break through the barrier, and it will not be able to hurt her at close range.
Nice and safe!
She exhaled lightly and muttered to herself in the rearview mirror, "I despise you for being hot." ”
Xiaoba is not around, she is honestly threatened by Xiaoba, and she doesn't dare to foul, how cowardly she is.
"I despise you for being bitter." Then, a voice came from the back row.