Chapter 39: I'm an Actor
Su Bai frowned, the smell of lightning in the room made people very unhappy, and he hurriedly opened the window to ventilate. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The main thing is that the flower pot is placed on top of the air purifier, and the smell, accompanied by the air purifier fan, brings a strong air convection, blowing all over the room.
Su Bai remembered his previous dream, and then he suddenly realized.
No wonder in his dreams, he always appears in the toilet, and when he goes out of the toilet, he walks into another toilet, which can be described as an infinite toilet corridor.
What a tasteful nightmare.
Even Su Bai was a little apprehensive, if it was a terrible monster or a zombie, it was okay, at least he could run, this tasted ...... You can't run away.
In this case, the pot can no longer be placed on top of the air purifier.
Su Bai looked left and right, put the flower pot next to the window, and found that it was still wrong, the lightning was going to pee, would this be put next to him to eat?
The pots ended up in the washing machine compartment.
Xiaocao was as quiet as a chicken, not moving, Su Bai looked at Xiaocao, his spiritual power shrouded him, and everything was hidden.
In Su Bai's eyes, Xiaocao has formed a preliminary life and is thriving, which is completely different from the previous dying and seems to have adapted to the haze.
Interesting.
Su Bai saw that Xiaocao was absorbing the spiritual power in the black jade little by little, of course, the black jade was solid, and what Xiaocao absorbed was very difficult, and it belonged to a long-term struggle.
Therefore, the main part is still the urine from the lightning, which is rich in a variety of nutrients, and for the Blood Soul Grass, which also comes from hell, it is like breast milk, which is the best food.
Moreover, the urine of lightning can also corrode the black jade, making the black jade easier to absorb, as long as you soak it every day, this little grass will definitely be able to thrive.
If you come to Xiangxiang from time to time, it will naturally be more nutritious and rich, rich in multiple amino acids, to ensure the healthy growth of children.
Su Bai looked strange, and from this aspect, he really responded to that sentence.
Kid, you're a mom and dad who fed you a handful of and urine! Come, here's a piece of fresh Xiang, eat it while it's hot......
Ahem, I can't think about it anymore, and I'm about to vomit when I think about it anymore.
Su Bai returned to the room, but found a problem, and it seemed that he should ......
Moved.
Su Bai looked around the room, a small single room of more than ten square meters, it was indeed small.
Although the things to be angled for are random, from the previous few fishing experiences, it was fairly easy to catch creatures.
I won't be able to show my hands here when the time comes, and it's easy to be discovered.
Besides, what if you catch some scary creature and let it escape?
The last time that Blood Soul Grass was extremely terrifying, it really had to be put on the streets, and the consequences were unimaginable.
Su Bai had a choice in his heart, which was to go back to his hometown.
You can plant Blood Soul Grass in any random place in the yard, and the environment is quiet, and there are no people around, so fishing will not arouse other people's ideas.
It's just that Su Bai is used to life in the city, but he can't make up his mind for a while, so he simply searched, but his eyes lit up and he found a way to get the best of both worlds.
Villa!
If it's a villa, you don't have to worry about being found because you're the only one in that area, and you have your own yard where you can grow something.
That's the price......
Su Bai looked at the selling price and didn't dare to speak.
Su Bai looked at the rent again, which almost met his requirements, and the minimum was 30,000 yuan a month.
Su Bai touched his head, his hometown is very good, it is really good......
Not only does he have his own childhood memories, but the key is that the place is big and there is a house.
But these are all things for later, Su Bai doesn't plan to move now, he now has the mental power, and he can see what the fishing world is like.
"Observation: When fishing, you can see the surrounding scene, and the accuracy of the observation range is related to the strength of mental power. ”
If it's something scary, you can choose not to fish it.
Speaking of which, I haven't fished yet.
Su Bai closed the curtains, picked up the fishing rod placed next to the window, sat on the bed, wrapped in the quilt, and the hook fell into a chaotic place through the black hole on the ground.
Su Bai had no sorrow or joy, so he just sat and fell asleep without delay.
After getting this fishing rod, Su Bai is like this every time he fishes, anyway, as long as there is movement, he will naturally wake up.
Brush, brush!
Su Bai opened his eyes, wiped the saliva from his mouth, and was very happy, "Finally there is movement!"
The observation skill was turned on, and Su Bai's spiritual power flowed down the fishing line, through the white clouds and the vast sky, falling from the sky and descending rapidly.
"This world should be an ordinary world, I didn't see any terrifying monsters flying when I came down, and the air was very fresh, not as dark as the smog world. ”
Su Bai said in his heart.
Su Bai's guess was indeed correct, the fish hook fell into an ordinary human city.
This city is no different from the cities of the earth, the same brilliant lights, people come and go, and it is extremely prosperous.
Beneath the seemingly prosperous exterior of the city, there are also many poor places, dilapidated neighborhoods, narrow buildings where you can touch people's windows when you open the windows, and there are holes everywhere on the ground.
The hook landed on the top floor of one of the old quarters, and walked all the way through to a dirty room, and then stopped.
Su Bai was curious: "This is here?"
It was a cramped room of only four square meters, with a wire bed on the floor, a pair of army-green slippers underneath, and a sink next to it, but there was no faucet.
In the iron fence window above the sink there was a washing cup, a soap and a water cup, and a small lamp clamped to the windowsill, aimed at the head of the bed, and a towel hanging beside it.
That's pretty much all of it, and it's unusually shabby and boring.
What brings life is the various posters pasted on the wall next to the bed, all of which are all kinds of movie posters and all kinds of big stars.
Brother Tom, who is extremely handsome and not ideal in height, Nicolas Cage, who is still loved by countless fans who starred in bad movies, Edward Norton, who has a charming and neurotic temperament, Brad Pitt, who is like a bohemian prodigal son, and Xiao Li, who finally got his long-cherished wish for the madness of the little golden man.
An inexplicable sense of familiarity made Su Bai think hard about why this place was so familiar.
It wasn't until he saw the mirror on the wall and the book "Actor's Self-cultivation" on the ground that Su Bai suddenly realized, "Here, it's clearly the world of Stephen Chow, the king of comedy!"
The story of The King of Comedy is actually quite simple.
is the common experience of every actor who has risen from the bottom, depressed, unable to see hope, endless despair, but he got an opportunity, he was ecstatic for that opportunity, and his heart was dead when he lost it......
The emotion that I know I'm going to die tomorrow, but I still insist on it today, is moving.
Su Bai is a little strange, if you are fishing, the hook can automatically identify the value of the item, otherwise it would not have passed through so many buildings directly and landed directly on this floor.
It doesn't have to be rigorous, but it doesn't mean to choose between a piece of toilet paper and a 100-dollar bill, which is considered to be a minimum value.
What's the value of this room, you can't catch Stephen Chow, right?
Just in Su Bai's confusion, the fish hook fell on the bed, and he picked up a book, or a diary, in the quilt.
In short, Su Bai took the hook back first.
It wasn't until the moment the diary came out of the black hole that Su Bai understood why Fishhook chose this diary, and that this was not the world of the king of comedy.
The King of Comedy represents thousands of young people with dreams of being actors, except for some details, they are all the same, they are all insignificant little people.
Here, it's one of the little people.
Zhou Xingxing's room.
The next moment, the system prompt sounded, and it was extremely pleasant to listen to in Su Bai's ears.
"Ding! Catch Zhou Xingxing's diary! Trigger the mission!"
"Mission: I'm an actor. ”
"Background: Zhou Xingxing is an actor who fights the streets, but unlike the king of movie comedy, he is not the protagonist, he has not encountered his own opportunity, and he is ready to go back to his hometown to farm and get married. ”
"Request: To be the protagonist of a movie. ”
"Rewards: Reward ...... will be distributed according to the degree of completion"
"Reference: Completion of ten, reward of 1,000 yuan, completion of 50, reward of 5,000 experience, completion of 80, reward transformation device, completion of 100, reward daydream at the beginning of the third 100 words, completion of more than 100...... Reward unknown. ”