[Damn! The male god is so big, and he was actually pressed back by the goddess?!Where has he eaten all the rice for so many years?]

[Hahahaha...... Why do I think the male god is so cute when I see this scene? The male god didn't come back to his senses, and found that he was overwhelmed on the sofa by his little wife, and that little tangled look ......]

[It turns out that the male god is like this in private? hahahaha...... Sure enough, it's a lesson, the goddess finally showed her cooking skills, and he was jealous, it's too much! No wonder the goddess has been hidden tightly for so many years, and it's definitely a good thing for the male god to do!]

[That's right! As far as the male god is jealous, it's strange that the goddess will be exposed!]

[It is estimated that this time the light was also forced by the goddess. ] Pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info Ma Dan!I've been married for so many years, but I didn't give my name, and the baby didn't accept it! So, the baby resisted by force, and then the male god succumbed to the coercion of violence......]

[Don't you think, that breakfast is boring?]

[What's the? The breakfast made by the male god himself, I want to eat it in my dreams, it's cheaper. 】

[Don't make a fuss!] 】

[What kind of gossip, surrender the gun and don't kill. ] 】

[My cousin's brother's fortification's brother's brother's nephew's classmate's sister's sister's...... The younger brother, who is a staff member of the column group, is said to be one of the eleventh insiders. He said that what the male god does is not food, but laxative/medicine. After breakfast that day, all the staff ran to grab the toilet. Didn't you notice that there were fewer close-ups in the video later that morning?]

[Upstairs, get out! Don't be here, the black male god is so handsome, and the things he makes are delicious at first glance. If you want to be black, find some decent black spots, okay? 】

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Looking at the barrage on the video, or under the official Weibo, everyone made a lot of fun, and the chief editor and director of the column group were stunned that they didn't expose the truth, until this episode of the show was almost over, and a funny tidbit suddenly broke out.

A collection of short videos of grabbing toilets in "The Secret of Male God's Breakfast: Dark Cuisine" reflects the current situation of the victimized staff. The most important thing is that there is also a set of sweet comparison photos in the back: when the staff is rushing to the toilet, Jiang Nuo is sweetly eating the rose watermelon that his wife specially carved for him.

[Without contrast, there is no harm.] 】

[10,000 points of damage! The male god is amazing!]

[Since it was made by the male god himself, even if it was poison, I had to eat it with tears. 】

[For Mao, the picture I imagined was like this: when the staff was going to the toilet, the male god was eating watermelon......]

……

Jiang Nuo, who is idle at home, really has nothing to do, he doesn't have to read the script, he doesn't have to memorize lines, he "flirts" his wife when he has nothing to do.

The most unbearable thing is that he also sprinkled a handful of good dog food and posted a Weibo: [Wife is shy and has a picture of the eight palaces.jpg + expressionless wife.jpg I know for the first time that my wife is so easy to be shy!]

[Male god, you're enough! You're like this, how can I find a boyfriend?]

[Upstairs, I'm single, gender male. 】

[I am also single, I have a car and a house, and my gender is male. 】

[I am also single, have a car and a house, and my gender is female. 】

[I'm single, gender female. 】

[I'm single, gender male. 】

……

Some netizens saw it and commented: [Ha?!The male god has become a marriage agency?!]

"Wife, it's okay to stay at home all day anyway, why don't we go to the movies together?"

Mu Qiuniang stopped painting and raised her head: "What are you looking at?"

Jiang Nuo showed his beautiful eight teeth: "Of course, I watched the movie you kissed my husband and me." ”

"Go now?"

Jiang Nuo looked at the time, and at 2 o'clock in the afternoon: "Let's go again in the evening." Your husband is a big star now, and when he walks out on the street in broad daylight, he will definitely be recognized. When the time comes, let alone watching a movie with you, I'm afraid I won't have a chance to hold hands with you. ”

He also sighed exaggeratedly, "Alas...... It's not easy to be a famous star!"

"You can be improper. ”

"Your husband is so handsome, even if it's inappropriate, there will be a lot of onlookers. Jiang Nuo had a stinky face, not at all like the "cold" or "gentleman" on the screen.

"You can change your face. ”

"Everyone else is beautiful, and I'm ugly, isn't that right?" Jiang Nuo looked puzzled, "Wife, are you sure, you don't want to hack me? Don't you want your husband to be handsome? Or do you think I'm too handsome, and you will feel inferior?"

Mu Qiuniang was speechless: You are too idle, you have nothing to do!

"Wife, I mean really, your husband is so handsome and famous, do you feel pressured? You can rest assured, I won't laugh at your ......" Jiang Nuo said, "I'm a bosom brother, let's talk."

Mu Qiuniang didn't want to talk to him at all: "I think our house should be cleaned." ”

In fact, there is a "clean formation" in the home, and it will be very clean without cleaning at all. However, she felt that someone was too idle and needed to find something for him to do.

Jiang Nuo took a look at the living room that seemed very clean and tidy under the management of his wife, and said, "It's very clean?"

"Looking clean doesn't have to be clean. You saw me cleaning today?"

"Nope. "Jiang Nuo is an honest baby.

"Would you like to clean it up for me?"

"Okay, my wife usually works so hard, today I will have a big fight for my wife. ”

Jiang Nuo began to take the guys, mops, brooms, buckets, and rags with great interest, and put them all in order, and specially put on his morning apron and got ready to go.

"Wife, do you think I'll do this?"

"Hmm!" Mu Qiuniang, who had already picked up the album and re-painted, nodded lightly.

After that, some viewers saw through Mu Qiuniang's thoughts, and the barrage: [I think, the goddess must be thinking at this time: Finally send this sticky guy away, I can continue to paint quietly, it's really good!]

"Wife, should I wipe the table first, or the window first?" Jiang Nuo asked after washing the handkerchief.

"Table. "The window is too high and dangerous, so forget it.

"Wife, don't you need to put anything on the table to wipe the table?"

"No, I don't. "The table was very clean, it was the same whether it was wiped or not.

"Wife, what should I do if the water spills on the ground? ”

"It's okay, it'll do it in a minute. "There is an all-powerful "clean formation", so there is no need to worry about it at all.

"Wife, how do I feel that after I wipe it, it is not as clean as before?"

"The veil is clean. "Forget if you can't wash it, it will get clean after a while anyway.

"Wife ......"

...... "Why does this person have so many things?

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