Chapter 19: Discovered
There is a rule in the road, when you come out of it, there is a 'three goes' to do. First, drink alcohol to get rid of bad luck, second, take a bath to get rid of mildew, and third, find a girl to get rid of anger.
Xiao Feng is not really a person on the road, and he is not so particular, but it is still necessary to take a comfortable cold bath.
"The lights are on at night, and there are many people coming and going in a hurry......" In the large bathroom on the first floor, Xiao Feng hummed a song and put on a bathrobe.
After cleaning up, I threw my clothes into the washing machine and pressed the button. Just as he was about to leave, his eyes swept over the hanger, but he couldn't move it anymore.
"Damn, women's underwear!" Xiao Feng's eyes widened, and his mood was excited.
Men, they don't have much immunity to these things. When you see this thing, it's easy to think cranky. Looking at the underwear on the hanger, and then looking at other places, it was finally determined that Lin Lin must have taken a shower in this bathroom in the afternoon.
"There is no water on the second floor, there is still this benefit, hehe, I earned it! Sure enough, it is the best cohabitation life, I like it!" Xiao Feng stared at Lin Lin's pink underwear, and his heart was excited and hot.
After struggling in his heart, Xiao Feng finally couldn't help it, turned around to see that there was no one at the door, and grabbed his underwear with his hand. "Zero-distance underwear, buy karma, my dream in high school has finally come true. Xiao Feng muttered, and the ghost put it under his nose and sniffed it.
A virgin fragrance emanated from his clothes, making Xiao Feng a little relaxed. With a sniffle, Xiao Feng opened the hood and measured: "Well, C cup, hehe, if you knead it in your hand, it feels very good." Xiao Feng fell into infinite yy.
I don't know how long it took, Xiao Feng, who woke up from YY, looked at the pink panties again. On the front of the underwear, a cartoon was drawn, and Xiao Feng vaguely remembered that it seemed to be called 'Ahri'.
Xiao Feng's gaze swept over Ahri, pouting, what kind of thing is Ahri, get his own avatar up, that's the right thing.
"Huh?" Suddenly, Xiao Feng's gaze touched a drop of red blood on his underwear, and he couldn't take his eyes off it anymore. "Nima, brother, I have been in love for more than ten years, and I haven't done this kind of thing. Today I finally got my wish. Xiao Feng muttered, his face full of excitement.
What Xiao Feng didn't notice was that at the door of the bathroom, Lin Lin stared at Xiao Feng with a flushed face, and her body trembled slightly. This, what Brother Feng is holding in his hand is his underwear? Lin Lin can't wait to find a crack in the ground now.
Suddenly, Xiao Feng suddenly turned his head to look at the door as if he felt something, and at this glance, the old face that had been tempered for thousands of years was also red, and his face was full of embarrassment. "Eh, Lin Lin~"
"Ah~~" Lin Lin, who was in a cranky thinking, was startled by Xiao Feng's voice, and then said weakly: "You, what are you doing with my underwear?"
At this time, Xiao Feng only felt that this was underwear in his hand, it was clearly a bombshell! It's over, his image is ruined, in Lin Lin's heart, he must have become a lewd and perverted weird uncle!
Heaven Mingjian, I, this is the first time for me! Curiosity hurts people! God, hurry up and kill me with thunder! Xiao Feng wants to cry without tears.
"Oh, I took your underwear because, uh, because there's a worm on it, well, I took it off for you. Hehe. Xiao Feng smiled awkwardly and said such a lame reason.
Where would Lin Lin believe that this was clearly an excuse!"So, what about the bug?" Lin Lin suddenly felt a little funny, Xiao Feng could even find such a lame excuse.
"Bugs, eh, where are bugs?" Xiao Feng scolded again, this little girl is forcing me to look foreign!" With a finger in his hand, the old face was hot again.
But when Xiao Feng's eyes fell on the toilet, he shouted in his heart, Damn, worm, worm, I love you to death!
Where would Lin Lin believe Xiao Feng's words, walked in quickly, took the clothes from Xiao Feng's hand, and was stunned with a casual glance in his eyes. In the toilet, there was a small worm. "Could it be that what he said is true?" Lin Lin thought with a fever on his face.
"Lin Lin, look, is there a worm? I'm doing a good job!" Xiao Feng looked at the worm in the toilet bowl, and his confidence was a lot stronger.
Lin Lin nodded hurriedly and ran out of the bathroom with a twisted expression. She actually didn't ask a question, do you need to smell insects when you catch them? But in her face, she really can't ask.
Xiao Feng sat on the toilet weakly, and a wave of exhaustion welled up in his heart. That's a lot more tiring than fighting the enemy for 500 rounds!
At the same time, I was a little worried, when did this little girl come? Won't she come early? Alas, whatever, if you misunderstand, you will misunderstand, my brother will use that strong character to prove that he is not a low-level and interesting pervert!
stood up and glanced at the little bug in the toilet: "Brother bug, go all the way!" The words fell, and his hand pressed on the flush button. The insect corpse on the surface of the water swirled and disappeared into the toilet.
Tidy up your pajamas and go out of the bathroom, while secretly telling yourself that the next time you do this kind of thing, you must close the door!
There was no shadow of Lin Lin in the living room, and it seemed that she was back in the bedroom. Xiao Feng grabbed an apple from the coffee table and returned to his room.
As soon as Apple took a few bites, the bell rang, and the word 'Liu Liu' danced on the huge mobile phone screen. Xiao Feng pressed to answer: "Hey, rascal, discharged from the hospital?"
"Well, discharged. Come to me tomorrow with your clues. I'll hurry up and help you find out your background. Liu Liu didn't talk nonsense, he came up and went straight to the point.
When Xiao Feng heard this, his face became serious: "Well, okay." Tomorrow morning, I'll go look for you. Well, bye-bye. After hanging up the phone, he took off the jade pendant and stroked it gently: "I hope I can find it, don't make me wait too long!"
After a long time, Xiao Feng grabbed his mobile phone and called Huotian: "Hey, Ah Tian, I'm going out to run errands tomorrow, here in the villa, you must take care of it, be careful of the Wild Wolf Gang." ”
"Come on, Brother Feng, don't worry. Oh, Mai'er wants to talk to you. Huotian's voice was intermittent, and finally there was no sound.
"Brother Feng, I have something to talk to you about. "Fire Dance's voice is serious.
Xiao Feng was stunned for a moment, which tendon of this girl was twitched?" ”
"I'm going to live in your villa!" Fire Dance's voice became more serious.
"Huh?" The corners of Xiao Feng's mouth twitched: "Why are you coming to my villa?" Xiao Feng wants a little fairy, and Huo Wu is a little witch. What's more, his brother's sister, it's not easy for him to do something!
Huo Wu was silent for a while: "I found your rental advertisement, five hundred and one months, including all expenses." Well, I don't know who your girlfriend is, Brother Feng? Could it be Lin Lin? That's not what Lin Lin told me. Fire Dance was already smiling like a little fox.
Xiao Feng was helpless, this was a clear threat to himself. "Eh, Wu'er, you're my brother I grew up watching, well, it stands to reason that you want to come and live, of course I welcome it." However, I'm a man, so it's inconvenient. ”
"Besides, it's convenient for you to sleep with Lin Lin? I don't care, I'm going to live!Hmph, if you don't agree, then I'll make your plot public and let everyone know that you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!" Fire Dance continued to threaten.
Xiao Feng wiped his cold sweat, what does it mean to sleep with Lin Lin!
Especially when he heard Huo Wu's naked threat, Xiao Feng lost his temper: "Come on, damn, come if you want, be careful that I sleepwalk to your room at night!"
"Hmph, I'm afraid of you!" Huo Wu smiled contemptuously, "Okay, I'll go pack my things and move in tomorrow morning." Fire day, give you the phone. ”
Xiao Feng was speechless, this girl is really getting more and more disagreeable, and she directly calls Huotian Daming?
"Hey, Brother Feng~" A weak voice sounded in the fire sky.
"Nima's, Fire Dance is here, why don't you stop it!" Xiao Feng roared angrily.
Huotian's voice was helpless: "Forget it, Brother Feng, this little trouble will be thrown to you, and it will bother me all day long." Besides, it's not bad to have her and Lin Lin as companions, right?"
"Uh. Xiao Feng thought about it, and it was also this reason. The key is that there is a very real question to consider, will the fire dance teach Lin Lin badly!
"Brother Feng. Suddenly, Huotian came to his senses again and lowered his voice: "When you push down Lin Lin, by the way, push Wu'er too." This girl has admired you since she was a child, and now she looks down on other boys! ”
Xiao Feng's hand holding the phone trembled, and he almost threw the phone out. After a long time, Xiao Feng popped out a few words from between his teeth: "Damn, is Huo Wu your own sister?!"