Chapter 53 Xiaoqiang, who has surprise and joy every day and has amnesia every day
Since the author failed to catch the Russian battleship in this event, I want to spoof it here. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoThe legendary E1 persuasion,It is estimated that both new and old salted fish have not encountered the scene of E1 persuasion.,The author leads you to open your posture.。 Remember to vote to encourage the author bacteria, I used to feel cool when I read the book, and when I wrote it, I found that I must be considerate of the author bacteria, after all, writing a book is also very tiring to say ~~╮(╯-╰)╭
As King Kong went out for morning exercises every day, the Zoshiki Town Guard Mansion never stopped. This is not even more excessive this morning, Xiaoqiang is still dreaming of her own chun in bed, and she is noisy by the alarm bell used by the town guard to predict the attack. This kind of bell usually does not ring, and if it does, it proves that there are deep-sea forces attacking. Frightened, Xiaoqiang put on the combat uniform, she usually wears a fat person and thinks about it for a long time, but today suddenly a miracle happened----- it only took 1 minute for the whole generation to appear in the office.
After Xiaoqiang came to the office, he saw Nagato standing next to him, "Nagato, how is the battle going, which deep-sea unit doesn't have long eyes and dares to hit the old lady's town guard." See if I didn't do it with one slash. Xiao Qiang waved the knife fiercely.
Nagato looked at his energetic Admiral and said very helplessly, Admiral, can you put your skirt on properly and then be handsome. This is also thinking in Nagato's heart, she doesn't want the Admiral to perform live in front of her, if she proposes it, she will definitely be on the spot according to Xiaoqiang's character. "Report to Admiral, the battleship King Kong still went out for exercise this morning, but this time it was not sharks or whales that she kidnapped back. Instead, a deep-sea banishment was kidnapped back. “
"What? This King Kong has a nuclear bomb stuffed in his head, and he actually goes to kidnap the deep sea? Xiao Qiang covered his head, feeling that he was going to be committed by the headache of King Kong Qi.
"Yes, Admiral, she didn't take her medicine this morning, and she thinks she's cute. Then he said that he was going to kidnap all the way back from the deep sea to accompany him to contact hand-to-hand combat techniques, and ~~" Nagato didn't know if she wanted to say the next words, she could feel that her admiral was already having a headache now, and if she made up for it, she would not be alive.
Sure enough, if you don't say it, you have to say it, and before Nagato can say the last big news. I only heard the sound of "coax~~" come out - the cafeteria exploded. "As you can see, the Admiral, the deep sea expulsion brought back is still .......alive," Nagato finally told Xiao Qiang the final news, and then she sighed softly, and there was a sense of relief after saying it.
Author: "You're relaxed, but your admiral blew up~~"
Xiaoqiang is angry MAX+ She took the knife out of the sheath and yelled, "King Kong, a little fool, I can't spare you." After saying that, he rushed to the direction of the cafeteria. Nagato, on the other hand, let out a big sigh, obviously just relaxed, and had something to do again. Neither the Admiral nor his teammates are fuel-efficient lamps. In order to prevent Xiaoqiang from doing something stupid and really beheading King Kong, Nagato had to go with him, and when the time came, he would stop the admiral if he said anything---- even if he knocked her unconscious and took her away. Nagato pulled out a thick baseball bat from under his skirt and followed.
.......... The dividing line of the canteen.........
During the hand-to-hand fight between King Kong and the deep sea in the cafeteria, the other elementary school students hid behind the door and behind the desk in fear. King Kong is breaking the mouth of the deep sea expellee up and down with both hands, after all, it was captured alive by the enemy, and as a deep sea, it has to fight back. So the simplest hand-to-hand combat of the deep sea expulsion is to open your mouth with fangs and bite your own enemies hard. That's why this scene happened.
”burning... love!!! King Kong shouted and opened the mouth of the deep sea expulsion, and the deep sea expulsion, which was about to fail, finally launched the final blow. A small cannon barrel sticks out of its mouth (this thing is like a bee's ci, and a shot of great power means the end of its own life.) )。 King Kong realized that her enemy still had such a thing as a cannon barrel, and then she decisively threw the mouth of the deep sea expellation upward.
"Coax~~" The shelling of Tonggui expelled by the deep sea finally did not hit King Kong, but opened a skylight on the roof of the canteen. Looking at the deep sea expulsion, King Kong's gunpowder-blackened face showed a smile, she spit out a puff of black smoke and bowed in a victory posture, "It's King Kong who has won desu~~~"
The crowd applauded ........
When Xiaoqiang arrived, she found that the cafeteria had been destroyed, and she hadn't eaten breakfast yet, how could this be. So she said to King Kong with a gloomy face, "King Kong! What kind of plane are you doing? ”
I thought that King Kong would be able to take the initiative to admit her mistakes, but unfortunately she was wrong. King Kong just showed a circle of black teeth and posed a scissor hand, "yes! Admiral-san, King Kong has won desu~~~"
Admitting mistakes and decisively needing to be trained, Xiaoqiang raised the knife full of anger, "King Kong, take your life~~" She quickly rushed towards King Kong. It's a pity that Taidao is only 5 centimeters away from King Kong (uh-huh, 5 centimeters per second!!) She herself softened. It turned out that Nagato had made a move, and she saw that the admiral, who was already angry, had already cut down King Kong. You can't just lose a teammate – a pig teammate albeit – just that. Then she gave Xiaoqiang the back of his head with a baseball bat, and he is still swinging.
“nice... hit.... desu~~" King Kong bit his little tongue and gave Nagato a thumbs up.
Nagato( ̄_ ̄|||) How do you explain it to the Admiral after that? Will he stew himself and eat it tomorrow, Nagato thought in fear.
And Mingshi is happy, why? Of course, there is work to do, and these days the idle famous stone has to go to the toilet to solve the impulse that he can't stand, this time thanks to King Kong. Mingshi finally has his long-lost job again. She quickly "jingled" and renovated the cafeteria to its original appearance.
As a result, everyone was safe the next day, because Xiaoqiang, who was hit by a baseball bat, actually lost his memory and couldn't remember what happened yesterday. This led King Kong and Mingshi to reach a strategic alliance agreement - the legendary embarrassment. King Kong is responsible for dismantling the canteen, while Mingshi is responsible for restoration, which is definitely a mutually beneficial relationship.
Therefore, every morning in the Sashiki Town Guard's Mansion, the alarm sounded loudly, either King Kong brought back the deep sea expulsion or the deep sea light patrol. And Nagato is also a baseball bat in her hand---- she seems to be addicted to --- playing Admiral. So Xiaoqiang was tragic, came every morning, and easily lost his memory all day. In the end, the entire town guard had turned a blind eye to the morning alarm, and when it sounded--- it must have been King Kong who had gone out for morning exercise again and brought back something. It's not strange that everyone is wise to sleep separately. And Mingshi also spends his --- days in the cafeteria, a beautiful King Kong man~~
Let's observe a five-minute silence for Ke Lian's little strong........