Chapter 239: Count on your heart
Black Van Si was too fierce, so fierce that Fang Pian Gou had no room to fight back, but when he heard Yang Yi let Black Van Si cut off his head, Fang Pian Gou still jumped up in a hurry, the hammer in Black Van Si's hand was like a toy, which was called a smooth play, a backhand hammer, and smashed the square piece hook on the ground, and the handsome face of the smashed square piece hook was deformed, and then Black Van Si picked up the square piece hook and threw it aside, and the sword that was also slightly deformed by him was smashed.
Yang Yi was very worried, worried that the Queen of Hearts would use magic to save Fang Pian Gou towards Black Van Si, if it was him, he would definitely do it, but Yang Yi still underestimated the arrogance of the Queen of Hearts and the dignity of being the queen, the Queen of Hearts did not move, stirred her eyebrows, and shouted at the Hearts Hook: "Quickly be cut off by the bear man, you waste, if he doesn't cut off your head, I will also cut off your head, you waste......"
Yang Yi smiled, the Queen of Hearts has been arrogant to the point of lacking heart, so what's so terrible? Looking at the shouting of the Queen of Hearts, a bold idea popped up in Yang Yi's mind, and at the same time, Black Van Si picked up the miserable red heart hook that was smashed and cut off his head with a sword.
Poof! Fang Pian Gou's head was cut off, and a puff of black smoke came out from his neck, Fang Pian Gou fell to the ground softly, turning into a puddle of black water, Black Van Si took a sip, and looked at the Queen of Hearts proudly, the Queen of Hearts had never been so despised in her life, and shouted angrily: "Bear Man, you are not allowed to look at me with that kind of eyes, if you look at me like that, I will cut off your head......!
Yang Yi was really afraid that the Queen of Hearts would run wild and turn Black Van Si into a poker warrior, so he hurriedly shouted at Black Van Si: "Come back, Black Van Si, we have to follow the rules, abide by our traditions, come back quickly!"
Black Van Si snorted, turned back to the Shenwu Army, and the Queen of Hearts also snorted angrily, she is the noble queen, the only ruler of the underground and the earth, disdainful of being like a bear man, her history of conquest must be flawless, if people say that she does not know how to be polite, not a real nobleman, does not follow tradition, she is perfect She can't bear it.
The Queen of Hearts shouted at Yang Yi with a sharp voice: "I admit that you won me once, but the square hook is a waste, let's continue to compete according to the tradition, I should send the heart hook, but you can't send out the bear man, otherwise I will definitely cut off his head!"
The Queen of Hearts is the Queen of Hearts, the domineering energy on her body, unreasonable, ordinary people can't learn even if they want to, Black Van Si's ferocity left a deep impression on her, and Black Van Ss was not allowed to play, Yang Yi smiled, he didn't want Black Van S to continue to play, his purpose was to drag out time, Black Van S won the first game, it was enough to boost morale, if he continued to win, it would be worth the loss to provoke the Queen of Hearts.
Yang Yi believes that the Queen of Hearts will definitely find a proper reason for herself to explain why she lost the first game, if she guesses correctly, she will definitely think that the square piece hook is a waste to lose, and the second game is absolutely impossible to win, but Yang Yi didn't think about the second heads-up, and rode on the horse and said to the Queen of Hearts: "According to tradition, you can only compete twice a day, and we have already competed once in the morning, so let's compete again in the afternoon." ”
The tradition is just Yang Yi's tradition, no one knows that there is such a tradition, and the interpretation of the tradition lies with Yang Yi, but the arrogant Red Heart Emperor believes it, because no one dares to deceive her in the underground kingdom, so she takes it for granted that no one will deceive her, she is used to it, and no one will lie to him, although Yang Yi once deceived her, and she was also habitually forgotten.
The Queen of Hearts scolded and didn't object, Yang Yi turned around and returned to the tent, called Forman over, and whispered to him, "Do you see the weakness of those playing cards outside?"
Forman frowned and said, "Chop off the head, only by cutting off the head, will the magic be lifted." ”
"Yes, only by cutting off the heads of poker warriors can they be killed, physical attacks don't work on them, even water and fire can't help them, I think the Queen of Hearts is the same, and the Queen of Hearts must be the key, we can only kill the Queen of Hearts to solve the crisis, otherwise it will be useless to kill more poker warriors, the Queen of Hearts will use magic to conjure more poker warriors, fortunately, the Queen of Hearts is arrogant enough to give us enough time. ”
"What's your solution?" Forman asked curiously.
Yang Yi patted Forman's shoulder affectionately and said: "You are the key, Forman, I think so, let's go to the camp at night, use magic to temporarily turn you into the appearance of the Queen of Hearts, me and the four 2s and some brave soldiers temporarily turn into the appearance of poker warriors, you shout to attract the attention of the Queen of Hearts, and then we get close to her, sneak attack her, cut off her head, and everything is over." ”
Forman was startled, jumped to his feet, and said, "Why did I become the Queen of Hearts? The Queen of Hearts must be very angry when she sees me, and she will use her scepter against me, and she will turn me into a playing card, my king, what if your plan fails?"
"Forman, think about it, if Little Red Riding Hood is here, with her full moon scimitar, she will cut off the head of the Queen of Hearts with one knife, and we don't have to do such a big thing, but isn't she here, you are the chief magician of the Divine Dragon Country, and the only magician in the army now, who will you go if you don't go? Besides, why are you so dead-eyed?"
"The Queen of Hearts uses a scepter against you, you won't hide, you won't use magic to resist, you won't mix in the poker samurai, as long as you are calm enough, enough to deal with it, and smart enough, the Queen of Hearts will never be able to deal with you in a short time, and as long as we buy a little time, we can kill the Queen of Hearts." ”
"Then what should I do?" Forman was a little moved, Yang Yi was right, after all, he was the only magician in the army, and the magic of the Queen of Hearts was too weird, if she didn't solve the Queen of Hearts as soon as possible and let her take the poker warrior to kill a place with more people, it would definitely be a disaster.
"Forman, use your brains, don't you notice that the poker warriors are not very good at their brains? They are all dead brains, they only recognize the queen of hearts, you become the queen of hearts, you just give random orders, create chaos, for example, you can let all the poker warriors dig a hole and bury themselves, you can let them hit the tree and play each other, cannibalism...... Forget about cannibalism, after all, more than a hundred of our soldiers have become poker warriors, hey, do you want me to teach you this?"
Fu Man is not stupid, in fact, he is very smart, but he is not as flexible as Yang Yi's brain, Yang Yi pointed out, Fu Man immediately understood, his eyes lit up and said: "I understand, but the biggest problem now is that my magic attainment is very low, what if I become the Queen of Hearts?"
This is a problem, the body of the Queen of Hearts is too flat, and it is really difficult for Forman to change into a like, Yang Yi patted Forman's shoulder and said, "You change one first, I'll take a look, no, I'll let the neutering god help you." ”
Yang Yi's method is not the best, but in this situation, there is no better way, Fuman is not hypocritical, he took out a small bag from his arms, it is medicine powder, and it is to depict the formation diagram on the ground, and it is to recite the incantation, tossing for half an hour, Fuman turned around in the formation diagram, and became the queen of hearts in a trance.
The magic wand in his hand also turned into the appearance of a rose scepter, but Yang Yi could still tell at a glance that Forman was not the Queen of Hearts, because of the thickness, let's describe it like this, the flatness of the Queen of Hearts is about the same as the thickness of a coin, but the thickness of the Queen of Hearts that Forman has become is about the same as a piece of cake, although this is already a great similarity, but the gap is not small.
How to describe this feeling? If the Queen of Hearts is XL, then the Queen of Hearts that Forman has become is XXL, Yang Yi frowned and asked, "Forman, can you become thinner a little more?"
Fuman said that he had done his best, Yang Yi had no choice but to summon the sterilization god, under the recovery of the sterilization god, it was no longer a flat appearance, and the mana had also recovered a lot, and a puff of smoke appeared, seeing Fuman, his eyes were round and he was about to get angry, Yang Yi hurriedly said: "She is Fuman!"
The neutering god was evil, he had learned Yang Yi's tricky and eccentric, waiting for the strange eyes to ask, "What do you want to do?"
"We want to sneak up on the Queen of Hearts, but we need your help, Forman's magic can only become like this, can you make him thinner a little more? Also, can you make four twos bigger? Can you turn me into a poker samurai......"
Yang Yi told the sterilization god his plan, and the strange eyes of the sterilization god lit up, which was indeed an excellent way, so the sterilization god blew on Forman, and Forman's thickness became thinner, and after blowing three breaths, Forman was exactly the same as the Queen of Hearts, however, Yang Yi still smeared a little blush on Forman's face, which looked more like, plus it was a sneak attack at night, and the poker warriors couldn't recognize it.
Then Yang Yi asked a key question: "How long can Forman keep this appearance?"
The neutered great god said: "With my magical power, I can keep it all day." ”
Yang Yi was relieved, nodded and said to Forman: "Forman, since you have become like this, just hold on, don't change around, and wait until the evening when we sneak attack the Queen of Hearts together......"
It's only noon, which means that Forman is going to stay like this until the evening, but Forman of course doesn't want to, and protests: "Change me back first, and then change it to the way it is when it's time to sneak attack." ”
The neutering god rolled his eyes and said, "It's tiring to cast magic. ”
With a pop, he stealth into the oil lamp that Yang Yi was carrying, Yang Yi looked at Fuman helplessly, Fuman......