"All the anti-expectations + no suspense! Congratulations to "La La Land" for winning the Oscar for Best Picture!

This is the news that most of the official accounts have released before the Oscars are over, especially some big Vs who claim to be senior Hollywood players.

Of course, it would be better if there was no big oolong in the final scene!

It's really embarrassing, Shen Lin still remembers what happened on stage at that time.

To be honest, Shen Lin was not going to participate in this Oscar at the beginning, after all, the host of this session is Jimmy Canmore!

This is the host who said 'kill all the Chinese'!

Although it is a talk show, it still makes people feel uncomfortable, especially when he makes such remarks on a show like Jimmy's talk show, which is watched by tens of millions of people.

Does it mean that the mainstream media in the United States already thinks that discrimination against Asians is politically correct?

Hollywood is a very hypocritical team, last year a black emcee was ridiculing yellow people, and a group of big stars below laughed very happily;

This year, a talk show host who once said "kill all the Chinese" is twittering on it again, and all the memes from beginning to end are satirizing Trump!

Mel Gibson was banned by Hollywood for his antisemitic remarks after a drunk driver.

You can't blame Jimmy Canmore, Britney Spears, who was in full swing back then, was strangled by the media because she publicly expressed her support for President George W. Bush when asked about the Iraq War.

Of course, these media will not talk about this statement, but will find other ballasts, magnify and ponder you every day, and sooner or later crush you. Britney has been repeatedly persecuted by the media for more than ten years, and people are looking at it.

There is a little sweet head hanging high at the city gate, who dares to be a maverick?

Jimmy Canmore is a smart guy, he's a businessman, Trump was on his show during the campaign, and he promoted himself in 18 minutes;

On such an occasion, if you don't ridicule Trump, it will seem unsociable.

But these have nothing to do with Shen Lin, he just sat quietly under the stage, and then watched a group of people pretend to be all kinds of coercion - Lao Mei's politics cares about him?

The 14 nominations for La La Land have set a record for nominations since the beginning of the new century!

He's got to be there, that's what Bill said when he was rushing for the prize.

……

Harry Berry was the guest in charge of presenting the Oscars for Best Director.

The first black actress in history to receive a salary of $20 million, of course, she messed up - "Catwoman", the $150 million publicity cost in exchange for 40 million in the United States and 82 million in the world box office results and bad reputation...

"What does it take to be nominated for an Oscar for Best Director?"

"The heart of a dreamer, the mind of a writer, the courage to take risks, the courage to overcome the difficulties of thought and life, the boundless love of cinema and the unwavering support for his own films, in short, these are the best director nominees for the 89th Academy Awards: Denis Villeneuve's "Arrival", Mel Gibson's "Hacksaw Ridge", Shen Lin and Damien Chazelle's "La La Land", Kenneth Lonergan's "Manchester by the Sea"; Jenkins, "Moonlight Boy". ”

After saying these words on the teleprompter, Halle Berry opened the envelope in his hand: "The winner is... Shen Lin, Damien Chazelle "La La Land"!"

Fixed the process, Shen Lin and Damien got up and hugged everyone.

Well, Zhao Liying is also sitting beside her.

Shen Lin has been talking to her, for fear that this one will fall asleep, after all, you also know that pregnant women...

"Thank you, it's a great honor for me!"

"Thank you Shen Lin, if it weren't for you, I would definitely not have been able to make such a movie, thanks to the other nominees, I think it is the greatest honor to be shortlisted for Best Director with you..."

Damien started first, then Shen Lin.

"Thank you to the judges for giving us this award, Damien, I couldn't have been here without you!"

"I actually didn't really want to come here at first, my wife is pregnant, it takes more than ten hours to fly here from China, I want to stay at home with her, and, Jimmy Canmore, he said to kill all the Chinese, and I happen to be Chinese, so, it's embarrassing! However, the Oscar gave "La La Land" 14 nominations, we have an old Chinese saying 'cast with a li, repay with a peach' You like "La La Land" so much, I think if I don't come, it is disrespectful to the entire Oscar. ”

"Thank you Oscar, I finally got the best director! Thank you also to Jimmy Canmore, who said that I didn't care much about Trump all night, by the way, by the way, the movie "The Great Wall" is currently grossed 300 million US dollars worldwide, which means that it is not losing money!"

After saying this, Shen Lin and Damien Chazelle walked into the backstage interview area under the guidance of Miss Manners.

"I've lived in the United States and Hollywood for three years, and I still don't understand the relationship between politics and art, but forget it, maybe this is America, I think I should get used to it!"

"Of course I'm happy to win the best director, you must know that the screenwriter of La La Land is Damien, and I am just an assistant. ”

"For Jimmy Canmore, I think it's only red Guoguo's racism, if someone says 'kill all white people' or 'kill all black people' on a talk show, do you think it will be that simple?"

"Best Picture? I certainly hope La La Land"

……

"This year marks the 50th anniversary of the release of Male and Female Thieves, and we are very honored to have Fay Donaway and Warren Beatty to reveal our biggest award tonight, Best Picture!"

A brief introduction to Warren Beatty, who is the idol of all men, has probably had relationships with more than 10,000 girls in his life, and many of them are well-known, such as Elizabeth Taylor, Vivien Leigh, Isabelle Adjani, Madonna, Jacqueline Kennedy...

As for Fay Donaway, I'm sorry, her information should go to her mother by herself, and Lao Xu is not very familiar with her...

But it's supposed to be a very high-quality character...

Then the two legends presented the awards, without saying any strings, directly announced the nominees, and then opened the envelope "Winner of Best Picture..."

Warren Beatty's expression changed slightly as he opened the envelope.

MMP, how is this Nima the card for Best Actress?

Fay Donaway was a little anxious and urged, "Hurry up, speak up!"

"I'm talking about your sister!"

Warren Beatty cursed in his heart, but handed the card to Fay Donaway, who looked at it: "La La Land!"

Then the audience applauded!

Shen Lin really didn't want to go up, he knew that this was the biggest oolong in history!

But Bill had already dragged him and ran up, and Zhao Liying also looked at him with pride, by the way, Liying is also one of the producers of "La La Land".

"Thank you very much..."

Bill Dorothy began his acceptance speech, and Shen Lin noticed that Warren Beatty seemed to want to say something, and he stepped forward.

"We seem to have made a mistake, I got the Best Actress card..."

"Walter?"

"Yes, they gave me the wrong card!"

"Haha!"

Shen Lin stepped forward with a smile, patted Bill Dorothy, who still wanted to say something, and reminded in a low voice: "Don't say it, we didn't win the award, we made a mistake just now..."

Bill was still confused, and Shen Lin had already grabbed the microphone: "Wait a minute, something went wrong just now, and the winner should be "Moonlight Boy"!"

"I'm not kidding, look!"

Shen Lin took the card from Jimmy's hand, pointed it at the camera, and clearly wrote: "Best Picture "Moonlight Boy"!"

There was a mess at the scene...