I am a bottle of paraquat, a fast herbicide with the chemical name of 1-1-dimethyl-4-4-bipyridine cationic salt. Because I'm blue-purple, I also have a couple of very cute names, such as being called Purple Essence. However, my toxicity is said to be quite large, not only can plants be killed by me, but also the fatality rate of humans who take them is more than 90%.

I was bought by a villager in Liyuji to weed, oh, by the way, since July this year, I have not been allowed to sell and use me in the market. Luckily, I was lucky enough to be in the village of Carp Spine before then. But even though I was poisonous, the person who bought me back didn't use me! Because their village announced that pesticides were not allowed two days after I arrived!

When I heard the news, my heart was broken, but I couldn't cry, I could only stay in the corner depressed. By the way, you may want to ask me, why do I think, I don't know about this, anyway, I just think.

Because I was poisonous, very poisonous, so the person who bought me couldn't just throw me away, and put it on the top of a tall cabinet that the children in the house couldn't reach. I stayed like this for a year, two years...... The family is also getting richer, and the food they eat at the table is getting better and better. It's so fragrant, although I don't have saliva, but I'll smash the bottle cap.

Maybe after coming to this village, I think it's super comfortable to live here, and the air here smells good. I don't have a nose? yes, no, but I can just smell it, and that's how willful I am! I didn't stay here long before I was able to move my bottle a little. I'll move, I'll move myself, I guess it's the first bottle ever in our paraquat family to move, and I'm very proud.

Because I accidentally made some noise when I moved, the family thought that there were rats in the house, and they also had a cat on purpose. This big cat is super lazy and lazy, and every time he likes to run to those corners to sleep, he can't catch mice, I saw it. A big rat ran in front of it, and it looked at it with its eyelids drooping, but it didn't move at all.

But with this big cat, occasionally walking in front of me, and then finding a place to sleep next to me, I wasn't that bored. The big cat didn't seem to like my taste, and when it walked past me, it would run very fast and never stop in front of me, which made me quite sad.

Once, when it got a little closer to me, I wanted to talk to it and ask it to take me outside. It's a pity that I don't have a mouth, I can't speak, I tried my best to convey this meaning to it, but it didn't understand. So I never had a chance to go out and see the village that the family was talking about.

Finally, one day, I was taken out because the family was going to renovate the house. Looking at the blue sky and white clouds, the dazzling sun, and the green shade of the trees, I think it is very beautiful. I've never seen anything so beautiful, just those green plants, all kinds of little flowers, I don't want to poison them. Such cute things, how could I poison them?

Taking advantage of my master's lack of attention, I rolled off the tall cupboard and rolled and rolled until I was in the grass. I even felt that the grass didn't welcome me, and I wanted to stay away from me. I knew I was a pesticide, so I had to roll out of the grass in grief and hide under a big rock.

I was sad, even more sad than I could see from the top of the family's cupboard. Because I found that I liked the grasses, but they didn't like me......

Luckily, it's more comfortable to lie outside, and I find that I can move more happily, which makes me happy. Fortunately, these stones didn't dislike me, so I kept lying in the cracks. Sometimes, I would take advantage of the darkness to roll and roll, roll outside, and play for a while, looking at those beautiful flowers and plants from a distance.

Until one day, I finally found a warm home......

"Little Blue Little Blue, this thing has a nasty breath, but it moves, isn't the bottle that the boss said?"

Don't look at the wind and rain, but the bottle still looks brand new, even the paper label is not damaged at all. Paraquat is very clean, and it will go to the river to bathe itself, but it will always take care to seal the lid tightly so that it does not run into the water.

"This is poisonous, and I don't know how to run to the water's edge, let's take it back and hand it over to the hurricane and let him settle it." If it's a goblin, if it's a bad goblin, it's not safe to put it near the water. Ziwei said.

"We're good goblins, aren't we?" said Hachi, looking up at Ziwei.

"We're just clever birds, not goblins, how many times have we told you. ”

"But we are goblins, and we will become human goblins like the boss in the future, the boss said. Because we're smart, we're goblins. Hachi felt that Ziwei should be proud to be a fairy.

"Too lazy for you to say, take it back to the Hurricane. ”

So, I was taken to a beautiful place by two birds who could talk, were very intelligent, and had great strength. There are so many plants in this place, the air here is so comfortable and comfortable, and the wind here carries the aroma of plants. I love it so much, I really want to stay here for the rest of my life, but I'm a bottle of pesticide, how long will my life be?

When the hurricane in the beaks of these two birds saw me, they were also very surprised, and he said: "Wow, a bottle of pesticide has become fine, a bottle of pesticide has become fine!

Okay, it seems strange that I'm a goblin, but it doesn't matter, I've often heard humans say: the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. The world is big, and there are all kinds of pesticides, which should be a normal thing.

"Let's keep it in the hanging tower first, since you have opened your spiritual wisdom, don't throw it outside. "The human being called the Dragon Source is gentle, oh yes, and after a long, long time, I finally learned that he was actually a fish, a big, beautiful fish.

I couldn't be happier to hear that I was going to be raised here, I loved it so much. Long Yuan looked at me again, and then said to me, "I know you can hear us, and if you can understand, remember not to take out the bottle when you can't control the body." Otherwise, if you poison the plants and birds here, I'll only destroy you, you know?"

Even though he was threatening me, I was glad that someone could talk to me. I tried to convey my meaning to him: I don't poison birds and plants, I like them, I love them.

Long Yuan actually knew what I meant, and said to me: "If you like them, don't hurt them, in this case, you can live here in the hanging tower in the future." ”

So, I had a home, this place called Baicao Garden, which became my home, and I like this home very much. That night, I knew that there were several humans living in the hanging tower, but they weren't surprised that I could move and express myself. They even understood what I meant, which made me very happy, as if I had found a companion to communicate with.

I could roll around in the hanging tower, and they would let me pass by. It didn't take long for me to be able to jump around on the ground so I could go further afield. Even though the plants don't like me, I still like to jump outside the hanging tower and just stand by and look at the plants.

Maybe the plants found me harmless and didn't hate me so much. Sometimes I would jump into that pretty little lake and stay on top of the lotus leaves, drifting with the waves as if I were sitting on a rocking bed. Don't look down on me, I've been on a shaker too, and the birds invited me to their amusement park.

There are many birds living in this herb garden, but they don't live in hanging towers, but build beautiful nests in the trees themselves. They would grab me and take me to their nests, but I didn't like the nests, they weren't big enough for me to roll around and jump around.

Suddenly one day, I found out that I was in love. Why do you know about love? Because I also watch TV! There's a TV in the hanging tower, and I watch the animal world with the birds. But I don't really like to watch the animal world, I prefer to watch TV series, TV series are interesting.

I also watched TV dramas, and I found that human beings are really interesting, and I was kind of looking forward to the time when I became human. They all say that goblins will one day be able to transform into humans. I suddenly found out that the goblins turned out to be so powerful, and I'm glad I became a goblin.

Later, I fell in love and fell in love with a beautiful grass with emerald green leaves, long and tenacious. The little fluff on its leaves is very cute. And it also has a small fluffy tail growing on its head, which looks super super cute.

I asked Hachi what kind of grass it was, and Hachi said it was a dog's tail grass, which was very common outside. It's just that this dog's tail grass accidentally grew into the Baicao Garden, and because everyone didn't pull it out, it may also become a sperm in the future. I wish it could be a sperm so that I could be with it for a long, long time.

I am also grateful to all of you who live in the Hundred Herb Garden for not pulling out the grass when it was very small, otherwise I would not have been able to meet it. Although it can't communicate with me yet, I go to see it every day. I also asked Feng Junhui for a nutrient solution to feed it, and now the puppy tail grass has grown stronger and more beautiful.

By the way, Feng Junhui is very good, very talkative, and he can also refine a lot of nutrient solutions that plants like. I also had a small pouch hanging under the cap of my bottle, and in it was a piece of talisman paper that he had given me. With this rune paper, no matter how much I jump, my body will not come out of the bottle. And my bottle won't break, so I like this little bag very much, and I also like Feng Junhui.

One day, the puppy tail grass was finally able to communicate with me. But it doesn't like me, saying that I smell nasty, I know I'm a pesticide, and plants don't like me, but I just like puppy tail grass, and only this one. Although I was sad, I was not discouraged and still went every day.

Then, I found out that I could shapeshift, not human, but I could make two legs, still glass. You can also turn yourself into a strange plant. Every day, I would show the puppy what it was, tell him what it was, and teach him to speak.

And I kept pouring nutrient solutions on it, and it liked it very much, and gradually it became less annoying about me and willing to ask me questions. This makes me very happy, and the people who live in the hanging tower say that my patience is very good, but as a bottle of pesticide, I am lucky to be able to like a grass plant in the Baicao Garden every day, and I am content.

Later, I asked Feng Junhui to help me transplant the puppy tail grass into a flower pot, and every day I carried the flower pot into the hanging tower and watched TV with the puppy tail grass. It's fun to see how much fun the human world is, and it loves to watch TV. I'll just say that we were a natural pair, because it doesn't like to watch the animal world either, and likes to watch TV series.

It's the same as seeing that I'm a goblin, the people who live in the hanging tower, well, in fact, they're not all people, the hurricane is a bird, the dragon source is a fish, and the others are also called cultivators. They were a little surprised that the puppy tail grass could turn into a fairy, but they also liked the puppy tail grass. Long Yuan also gave the puppy tail grass a cute name called Velvet.

It was a long, long time later, and I finally became a human, a small, chubby human being. A cute body like mine is the favorite of human beings, and I have seen it on TV. Velvet can also use its roots to walk on the ground, so you don't have to stay in the dirt every day.

Maybe it's because I'm used to the smell, and now Velvet doesn't dislike me. I just have to wait, wait for Velvet to get bigger, and then we can hang out together and see the human world in the TV series. By the way, after so many years, our TVs have changed dozens of times, and human time has changed a lot.

In the end, I feel like Velvet and I will be together until we are old...... By the way, do you still want to read the world travelogue of me and Velvet?

The author has something to say: thank you for a certain amber's grenade, thank you for the childish mine~

I kind of like this bottle of tsundere paraquat.