Chapter Twenty-Eight: The "Wingman" Appears
Zhang Wei put the plate down, his brain racing, thinking about how to answer. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
He didn't want to discount his image in Sister Zhang's mind, but he couldn't tell her the truth, because that truth was even more unbelievable than "he's a pervert".
"But what if I admit that I have a girlfriend, and Sister Zhang wants to see her again?" Zhang Weizheng hesitated to admit it, "Ding Dong", the mobile phone rang, and a text message came.
Zhang Wei really wanted to kiss the person who sent him a text message, because he could take advantage of the time to think about it while reading the text message, delay time, and delay the army.
"Maintain your own pure image in Zhang Manlin's heart, and there is a reward for completing it (you can't admit that you have a girlfriend). β
This is a text message from an unknown sender, and Zhang Wei knows that this is another "mystery prompt".
"Damn, what the hell is this prompt?" Zhang Wei rolled his eyes in his heart, this inexplicable hint gave him a problem every time, although there was really a reward every time.
Although if he fails to complete these problems, there will be no punishment, but if he can't complete them, those "rewards" will be gone, and the rewards will be gone, which is a huge loss in Zhang Wei's view - just like making money, he feels that if he should have had the opportunity and ability to earn money, if he misses it, it will be as uncomfortable as being robbed.
Sister Zhang was still waiting for him to answer, obviously she was very curious about Zhang Wei's unwarranted "girlfriend" - indeed, Sister Zhang has not thought about Zhang Wei in a bad way so far, after all, "I have seen people's hearts for a long time", and after knowing each other for a long time, she trusts Zhang Wei's personality very much.
"Hey, if it weren't for your sister, I would have forgotten it" Zhang Wei said hard, he decided to gamble, quietly opened the penguin number on his mobile phone, found a friend, and then clicked on the voice, and put his hand behind his back: "Do you remember that I used to write novels for a while? I opened a book friend group, although the people in it have never met, but they all get along very well, they are all very good people, and several of them have helped me when I was in trouble." β
"I know this, you mentioned it to me" Sister Zhang's eyes flashed when she heard the words "book friend group", "But what does this have to do with underwear?"
"That's the case, didn't I lose weight and exercise some time ago?" Zhang Wei pointed to his well-developed arm muscles, "In the early days of weight loss, when I was chatting with one of my book friends who had borrowed my money, I accidentally told him that he was a fitness expert, and he had also seen my photos, saying that if I wanted to lose weight with that body shape at that time, it was impossible to complete it in a short period of time, and it would take a long time, and then we made a bet that whoever won, the losing side would have to send the most cherished thing at hand to the winning side, and it would take at least a month to get it back." Provided, of course, that it's not worth much. β
"Obviously, I have practiced like this in more than 20 days, and I have won" Zhang Wei's lies became smoother and smoother, and he praised himself in his heart: "So, he sent me this underwear, according to him, he is a super sister, so this underwear was stolen by him and sent it to his sister, and asked me to cherish it, otherwise it will fight with me, which is really laughable." β
After saying this, Zhang Wei's fingers hidden behind his back were released, and the voice was sent out-that's right, this is a "serial confession" just in case, and the object of his voice is naturally really a member of his book friend group.
Of course, Zhang Wei hopes that Sister Zhang can believe him, but since he denied that this is his girlfriend's underwear, then with Sister Zhang's "parental style" who cares about him, he will not easily expose this matter - trust is one thing, brainless trust is another, how can it be so easy to win the trust of others for the reason of sending his sister's underwear?
Sure enough, a suspicious look appeared on Sister Zhang's face: "Oh, you still have such a strange thing in the group? It can't be the story you made up for Jinwu Zangjiao, right?"
"Where can I be, my sister" Zhang Wei looked aggrieved: "I'm poor like this, I don't look handsome, how can I hide Jiao in the golden house?" This is all a fact, if you don't believe it, I can call that book friend to prove my innocence." β
"So, who is the book friend you are talking about?" Sister Zhang asked.
"Well, you don't know each other," Zhang Wei replied, "It's a manager in the group, the one with the screen name [Anal Mutual Masturbation Baby]." β
"Oh, it's him, who said I don't know?" Sister Zhang laughed, and also took out her mobile phone and shook it: "I've actually been lurking in your book friend group for a long time, but I haven't spoken." β
"Huh?" Zhang Wei was taken aback: "No, didn't you?" β
He suddenly remembered that when the friends in the group "donated" him money, one of them didn't chat with him when he was killed, and he refused to add him as a friend, and it was a newly registered trumpet, whose online name was "Wooden Bow", now think about it, Sister Zhang's name is "Zhang Manlin", extract the rightmost part of the word "Lin" and the side of the word "Zhang", isn't it "Wooden Bow"?
Could it be that Sister Zhang has been silently helping him in addition to the open?
Suddenly, Zhang Wei felt very guilty about deceiving her by opening his eyes and talking nonsense in front of Sister Zhang, but the water that was spilled out of the words was the so-called "difficult to collect after the water", and now it is useless to change his words.
Because Sister Zhang had already held up her mobile phone, she took a picture of the blue and white underwear on the sofa, found [Anal Mutual Baby] in the penguin group, and then sent it to him, with the text: "Is this your sister's?"
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Huaguo Dameng Autonomous Region, Hongshan City.
A man with a blanket over his head sleeps on his bed, but his shaking calves indicate that he is not asleep.
The blanket covers the head to block the sunlight shining from the windowsill, and the head is covered, but the thick leg hair on the calves is exposed.
Because he was so tired last night, and today is Saturday, he wanted to sleep a little longer, but just now he was awakened by urine, he was too lazy to move, and wanted to continue sleeping, but his bladder was about to explode, and it was uncomfortable - he needed a motivation to get himself up.
"Dididi!"
"Who's it, early in the morning!" the man lifted the blanket and sat up, picked up his phone on the bedside tableβsomeone had sent him a message, and with this wake-up gas, he finally got up.
The man got out of bed, clicked on the message, and then was stunned for a moment: "Huh, the milk of the sky, the missing person has returned, and the voice is still being sent?"
Zhang Wei hasn't been bubbling in the group for many days, and he doesn't reply to Aite, and there is no response in private chats, and everyone in the group is worried about him.
Clicking on the voice, the man heard Zhang Wei's lie about the "bet" on his sister's underwear.
"What the hell? What is this? That guy sent the wrong person, right? Sister's underwear? Who did he bet with?" The man was confused, he didn't know what nerve Zhang Wei sent to send him such a voice, but the voice mentioned that he was gambling with "a book friend who had borrowed money", and the scope was narrowed, and he knew that there were only a few people who borrowed money at that time, including himself.
"It turns out that he has lost weight during this time, devil training, otherwise how can he cut off contact with the outside world...... The book friend who gambled with him wouldn't be talking about me, would he? But I don't have a sister," the man scratched his head, deciding to finish his morning pee before asking.
"Shh......h Shhhhhh
Whistling, the man peed happily, shivered and shivered twice when he was done, and suddenly heard the mobile phone ringing again, it should be a new penguin message.
He didn't wash his hands, this guy picked up his phone and clicked on it, it was sent by a woman named "Mugong", a pair of very cute women's underwear, and a sentence: "Is this your sister's?"
As the old driver in the group, the super demon king, contacted Zhang Weifa's voice and this picture, and he immediately guessed the cause and effect - the milk of the sky was checked, and then it was revealed, and he was needed to be a "wingman" at an urgent moment!
"Haha! The author Jun is really the most sassy, the old man didn't misunderstand you!" The man looked excited, "It's okay, I've been single for so many years, and I've recently recruited peach blossoms, right? β
"I can't help you when I pee, so I'll serve you!Hahaha, let me carry this pot for you!"