Chapter 876: The Cats Are Here Again
"Oh no, Xiao Ranzi, this time the cats are coming to invade the earth again. ”
Early in the morning, as soon as the sky was bright, Da Hei suddenly broke into Ji Ran's bedroom and yelled.
"Dahei, don't make trouble, today is the weekend, let me sleep a little longer. Ji Ran pushed Da Hei aside, turned around, and hugged the bear and planned to continue dreaming of Zhou Gong.
"Xiao Ranzi, wake up, wake up, the cats are about to invade the earth, how can you still sleep? Da Hei bit Ji Ran's quilt and pulled it hard, and actually ripped off Ji Ran's quilt.
To Da Hei's surprise, she didn't have any clothes on, and her snow-white body was unreservedly displayed in front of Da Hei's eyes, which made Da Hei swallow his saliva.
"I'm dizzy, this girl actually likes to sleep? she doesn't even play a mosaic, isn't she afraid of 404?" Da Hei thought worriedly.
"Wake up, the cats are coming. Da Hei climbed onto the bed, bit Ji Ran's arm and said.
"Dahei, you're dead, come on the cats, don't disturb my sleep. Ji Ran pushed Da Hei away and said.
"Xiao Ranzi, if you don't get up again, do I want XX you?" Da Hei said, lying on Ji Ran's body, wanting to do something wrong.
Ji Ran felt the hot hard object on his buttocks, and was so frightened that a clever person immediately woke up, and immediately, an angry big foot directly kicked Da Hei out of bed.
"Da Hei, are you going to die? believe it or not, the old lady abolished you?" Ji Ran glared at Da Hei angrily and asked, fortunately she didn't have a kitchen knife by her side, otherwise she would have slashed Da Hei with a kitchen knife.
"I said, eldest sister, are you unreasonable? I'm telling you something important, you don't care about me, how can I wake you up without that method? Moreover, is it really appropriate for you to be naked like this? Do you want to put on your clothes first?" Da Hei looked at Ji Ran's snow-white and graceful figure, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Ji Ran looked down, only to find that he was still naked, so he quickly drove Da Hei out of the room and put on his clothes.
"Da Hei, what did you just say, the cats are here again?" Ji Ran asked, looking at Da Hei.
"Yes, after the failure of the cats' plan to blow up the Earth with dimensional energy bombs last time, this time they are going to make a comeback, intending to wipe out humanity again. Da Hei said solemnly to Ji Ran.
"Do you think cats are full of food and idle? Why do they refuse to let go of the earth?"
"Then did you say that the thread dumplings have provoked cats, but don't cats like to play with thread dumplings the same?" Da Hei looked at Ji Ran and asked rhetorically.
When Ji Ran heard this, he was speechless.
Yes, the thread dumplings have never provoked any cats, but most of the cats will have a lot of fun after encountering the thread dumplings, and they will not give up if they don't break the thread dumplings.
"Could it be that in the eyes of the cats, we earthlings are just threaded balls?" Ji Ran asked, looking at Da Hei.
"Actually, humans are more attractive to cats than threaded balls, and they have a great interest in any civilization, so they want to conquer and destroy. Da Hei explained to Ji Ran.
Ji Ran listened to Da Hei's explanation, and really didn't understand what kind of strange thinking the cats were, why did they have to destroy it when they were full of interest?
Isn't it possible to develop together?
"Impossible, the cats will not let any civilization rise peacefully, they will strangle all the civilizations they find in the cradle, and will never allow any civilization to surpass the civilization of the cats. Da Hei explained to Ji Ran.
"Since the cats will destroy all the civilizations they discover, then why haven't your Wangxing civilizations been destroyed?" Ji Ran asked as he looked at Da Hei.
"This is mainly due to our Wangxing people's loyalty to their duties and stubborn resistance, so they survived strongly in the repeated attacks of the cats, of course, this is also due to the fact that our Wangxing has an unusually strong degree of civilization, and even our Wangxing's civilization is even slightly higher than that of the cats, if it weren't for their despicable sneak attack on our Wangxing, we may not fall behind. Da Hei looked at Ji Ran and explained.
"So, we're going to form a united front against the cats?" Ji Ran asked, looking at Dahei.
"Yes, we must unite against the cats, otherwise sooner or later, the cats will destroy the entire planet. Da Hei explained to Ji Ran.
Ji Ran listened to Da Hei's words, and felt like a fantasy, evil cat, where are you?
It's been so long, Ji Ran has never seen a real cat, everything is Da Hei himself saying, maybe there are no cats at all, it's all made up by Da Hei.
"Hey, how can you question the kind and sincere Wangxingren? We Wangxingren are the most loyal and trustworthy race in the whole universe, and we never deceive others. Da Hei explained angrily to Ji Ran.
"Okay, then you said that the cats are coming to invade the earth, so what time are they coming? Where did they meet?" Ji Ran asked as he looked at Dahei.
"Come on, this isn't a campus fight, who knows when the cats will arrive? Besides, their plans can change at any time, and it's hard to say from where on Earth they will invade. Da Hei said with an embarrassed expression.
"Then you don't know when the cats are coming, and you don't know where they come from, so you still talk about yarn? Ji Ran rolled her eyes angrily, and lay on the bed again, intending to sleep again.
"Hey, although I don't know the specific time, but the approximate time has been calculated, the fastest is at midnight today, the latest, it should be around the early morning of tomorrow, the specific location, I think it should not be far from your residence, because their goal is you, they want to conquer the universe, defeat other advanced civilizations, they must rely on the dimensional power in your body to do so. Da Hei explained to Ji Ran.
"Okay, then please close the door first, help me set the alarm clock, and when the evening comes, I'll go outside and hide, if the cats come, I'll say I'm not at home." After Ji Ran finished speaking, he fell asleep on the bed again.
"I'm dizzy, this girl's nerves are really big, this cat's invasion is different from the last time, we have detected that the cats may send powerful demonic creatures to invade the earth, you better prepare early!" Da Hei said anxiously, but as soon as it finished speaking, it heard a thunderous snoring.
"Okay, Xiao Ranzi, you won..."Da Hei shook his head helplessly and exited the room in a gloomy manner.
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