Chapter 49: The Guitar That Chats
It's silent.
The spectators fell silent, with only a few whistles, blowing around the stadium.
The strings of the guitar vibrate, an incomparably familiar melody fluttered in the air, Fang Yan just played a sentence, and the audience boiled again, applauding desperately. Waves of applause and laughter followed.
Happy birthday.
This melody is "Happy Birthday to You", also known as "Birthday Song", which everyone on the earth knows. To everyone's surprise, Fang Yan didn't show off his skills anymore, but played the simplest tune.
"Oh oh oh!"
On the big screen of the stadium stage, Fang Yan's face wearing sunglasses was smiling.
"Birthday Song" is a small song in the United States at the end of the 19th century, which took the world by storm in the 20th century. The song was in 3 beats, Fang Yan changed it to 4 beats, and the colorful and shining notes beat briskly one by one, with the atmosphere of classic rock, which is indescribably good.
"Happy Birthday!" The audience was all shouting like crazy.
"Ahh
"Stone, stone!"
In the hall of KTV, Yuan Yuan's classmates were stunned, especially Liu Zheng, who pointed to the big screen and said, "He's wishing you a happy birthday!" Yuan Yuan, your boyfriend is so handsome! ”
"Whew."
Yuan Yuan's little face was flushed, and she looked at the big screen in confusion, completely dizzy. A smug smile bloomed on her face, and she couldn't take it back. She was so happy that she just wanted to roll on the floor.
"Hehehe." She smirked.
"This stone satisfies the vanity of all women......" another girl sighed.
The boys are fine, and the girls are not calm. They all looked at Yuan Yuan with hot eyes, jealous and envious, and wanted to eat her. Who doesn't want to have a boyfriend who can play the guitar and wish themselves a happy birthday when everyone is in the limelight.
"I'm jealous, no, I'll let my boyfriend learn guitar too." Zhang Xiaoqing said.
Another voice said, "But you have a boyfriend......
“……”
Liu Zheng's eyes were red, and he said aggrievedly: "If someone does this to me, I will be happy even if I die." ”
"Birthday Song" was very short, and most of the audience followed the guitar and sang it in a mess. After Fang Yan finished playing, there was applause in the gymnasium, followed by screams one after another.
The accompaniment of the band continued, He Yu picked up the microphone, faced Fang Yan on the stage, and asked, "Stone, uh, whose birthday is it today?" ”
"Oh oh oh!" The audience screamed again.
Fang Yan was a little embarrassed, shook his head with a smile, and didn't answer.
"That person is very happy. You say, right? He Yu said with a smile and asked the audience again.
"Yes!"
"Hahaha!"
The flow of the concert has long been messed up, but it doesn't matter. He Yu didn't let Fang Yan go, and asked very gossipy: "Stone, stone, who did you play this guitar for?" Dad, Mommy? ”
Mom and Dad are long gone. Fang Yan didn't speak, shook his head slightly, his fingers slid on the high register of the guitar, and played two notes, the first one slipped four degrees higher, and after a slight pause, the second lower note popped up, sounding like he was talking.
"No, yes!" Guitar he said.
The audience heard it, laughed, applauded, and thought it was very funny.
"Isn't it?" He Yu showed a wicked smile, and asked with innocent eyes: "Then, is it...... Yours...... Boyfriend? ”
"Roar, roar, roar!"
"Haha!"
"Boyfriend, boyfriend!" There was laughter in the stands.
Fang Yan's face was black.
Eldest sister, you just call me "stone" several times in a row, why do you still play with me like this. When you first came on stage, you were so nervous, crazy out of tune, you forgot? As soon as you recovered, you joked and teased me. Isn't that the story of the farmer and the snake?
He didn't know that this was He Yu's character when he was young, eccentric.
Fang Yan took a step towards He Yu, his fingers moved quickly, and a crooked melody appeared, a quadruplet followed by a triplet, very strange, like a childish child noisy, both funny and absurd.
The guitar's voice is aggressive, and the meaning is clear: "You're talking nonsense, bad guy, I'm ignoring you!" ”
"Hahahaha......" The audience burst into laughter again.
Applause and cheers erupted.
Several members of the band turned their heads abruptly, staring at Fang Yan, their hearts sinking.
"That's awesome!"
Just now, Fang Yan used the guitar to drag out the sound, and it was not difficult to imitate the sound of human speech. But his improvised sentence is extraordinary, the staggered rhythm, coupled with the odd key, the most difficult thing is that he accurately expresses the extremely subtle emotion of "I don't care about you, I can't afford to hide from me, I don't know like you", and it is in a very playful way.
It's horrible.
The essence of improvisation is to compose the music first and then play it. It's just that most of the time, musicians leave creation (expression) to the subconscious. But the sentence just now, no one can express it so accurately and so funny.
Who can do it to that extent?
There was no Mike in front of Fang Yan, and he didn't have to speak, the guitar would help him speak.
"Hey, hey."
He Yu smiled. Of course, she understood the strength of this guitar, and she was amazed in her heart. This also piqued her curiosity even more, and He Yu continued to joke: "It seems that he is not a boyfriend either." Do you like girls? ”
“……”
"I know how to move and I know how to do it, I know how to do it!"
Towards the end of a bar, the drum kit suddenly sounded chaotically, and the cymbals slammed hard. Fang Yan glared at drummer Jason, even more speechless. This foreigner is bad enough, what kind of rhythm is this, is the concert going to become a talk show?
The guitar played a few notes quickly, and then an exaggerated note stretched long, like a trembling dart, and spun around and flew back.
"Oh, you won't let me care?" He Yu blinked and asked. "Do you have someone you like?"
There was another commotion in the audience.
It's endless. Fang Yan took another step forward, his fingers flashed quickly, the thin and dense chromatic scale moved back and forth, and the sound twisted and turned into a mess. This one sentence is very fast and ...... It didn't bounce on the beat, and half of the notes were staggered.
It's messy, it's discordant, it's chattering, and there's a hint of contempt, it's completely satirizing He Yu.
"I'll go!" Xu Yong was happy.
"Hahahaha......"
"It's so much fun!"
The audience understood and laughed wildly. Applaud excitedly. Ji Shanshan couldn't stop laughing in the audience, she liked this kind of improvisation, not only relaxed, but also a real reaction.
He Yu listened to this guitar, and his face was also red. She pretended to be angry, her eyes were shining, and she continued to tease Fang Yan: "Stone, since you like girls, then you should be my boyfriend, okay?" ”
"Good!"
"Oh oh, together!"
"He Yu!" The audience at the scene was boiling, and the applause and screams reached their peak again.
"Pounce!"
In the hut in the urban village, Yang Zhenyu was drinking Coke, and when he heard this, he choked to death directly, and sprayed all the water on the bed. This He Yu, too much fun, right?
In KTV, Yuan Yuan was originally having a silly fun, but now she is completely stunned. This He Yu is very old, but he is so good-looking, so charming, and can sing. Could she be my enemy?
"Stupid, they're all playing around for the stage." Seeing that Yuan Yuan was about to faint, Liu Zheng panicked and hurriedly went up to explain.
"But ......"
"But what."
"What if he says yes." Yuan Yuan wanted to cry.
“……”
More than 4 million people livestreamed Galaxy Video. The barrage was dense, and countless people were making "hilarious" expressions. Everyone knows that He Yu is joking, and no one takes it seriously. But the question is, how should Fang Yan answer?
I can't answer it right.
It's a quirky conversation between human language and music. He Yu has been flirting with bad intentions, and Fang Yan has not fallen into disadvantage for the time being with his strong skills. But now, he's been cornered.
"The wizard is going to fight back!"
The Farmer and the Snake, this is definitely a realistic version of the Farmer and the Snake. Fang Yan looked at He Yu's smiling face and complained in his heart. Although, he also thinks it's funny.
In the palace gymnasium, the audience was noisy and heckling for a few seconds, and then quickly quieted down, and everyone stared at the big screen, waiting for Fang Yan's answer.