Chapter 106 Beisha Village Management and Law Enforcement, See——!!!
Voting time for the Beisha King Election, the penultimate day;
The uncle stood on the platform at the entrance of Chenjia Village, which was neutral and partial;
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Suddenly, a purple-painted pickup truck rushed over;
Several staff members in purple uniforms jumped out of the car.
The other person shouted:
"Beisha Village Management and Law Enforcement, Participate in ——!!!"
It's on land that they're notorious—
Lend me three thousand x tubes, I can ......
Invincible, see God kill God, see Buddha kill Buddha.
Punch Europa, kick North American ghost animals.
The upper can fight the plane, and the lower can be the second tank.
Go to the sea to destroy aircraft carriers, fly to hit satellites.?
Give me 3,000 x tubes, and restore my mighty China;
The sword points to the west of Tianshan and the north of the Black Sea;
Zhanggong on Lake Baikal and enjoying snow on Sakhalin Island;
Indochina Peninsula to visit the ancient times, Tokyo ruins to worship ancestors.
.....
Even the arrogant former colonial policeman like Uncle has to shy away from the 3000x tube.
Therefore, Uncle and Ah Zi had to step down in a huff;
They never imagined that they could encounter three thousand x pipes in the countryside of Beisha;
At this moment, the villagers saw this;
Not only were they not discouraged, but they were a little happier:
It's a lively look now!!
The men in purple uniforms came over arrogantly;
Angry:
"No stalls are allowed here—"
"Get out of here!"
"You've only got five minutes, and then we're going to help. ”
"We can't guarantee that something will happen when we help. ”
.....
"Damn—"
The spirit of rebellion is very strong, and the spirit of rebellion is very strong;
At this moment, she showed a murderous aura, and no one knew what she was going to do next;
The uncle hurriedly stood in front of her:
"Hey, big brother, we're also forced by life—"
"Can you be accommodating?" said the uncle, rubbing his hands;
After a while;
The uncle looked at the faces of several people, he went one step further and took out the imperial coins in his pocket-
With a 'snap', the man in uniform slapped the imperial coin on the ground and said contemptuously:
"You want to bribe us, be careful that we sue you-"
.....
"Hey, you're not giving face?"
The uncle's face remained unchanged, and he bent down to pick up the downed Imperial coins.
The purple-uniformed personnel ignored him;
Some of them put their hands on their shoulders;
Someone has their hands behind their backs;
They stood in a row and stopped talking.
"Long-winded, annoying, let me teach them a lesson!" Ah Zi shouted angrily.
"Hey, we're here to choose a king—"
"What's the use of being impulsive, after it's cool?"
"What if the time comes, what if the little brother's plan is broken?"
"But, but—"
Suddenly, the uncle left one of the village management law enforcement team behind;
The man's eyes flickered, as if he ——?
His heart moved: No!
The uncle walked to the human wall, and then scolded:
"Hey, I said—"
"You're pretending, aren't you?!"
A few people in purple uniforms: "!?"
"You talk nonsense!"
"Don't try to confuse the public!" one of them shouted righteously.
"What evidence do you have?" the other asked.
The uncle was overjoyed, and he was really tricked out by him.
Actually said 'evidence', isn't that what is a weak heart?!
"Evidence ——!?"
"The proof is that you are not dressed properly, and the logo is wrong!"
"I'll tell you I've worked part-time!"
"You're pretending to be too fake!" the uncle shook his finger, very disdainful.
"Where's your papers?"
"Take out the documents!!" the uncle actually checked the documents of the village law enforcement team in turn.
The village law enforcement team in Beisha was originally an agency used by the king of Beisha to manage the village;
It is common for the law enforcers of another village to cross over to administer this village.
The relationship between the two sides is not good, so someone would dare to pretend to be them?
Isn't it looking for death?
At this moment, the villagers were in a hurry......
The purple uniformed few people looked at the eyes of the villagers and were a little panicked.
"Papers, of course we have—look?!" one of them showed off a copy of his papers.
But, the next moment—
Uncle snatched the certificate, and then didn't look at it—
Directly torn off!
"Fake can't be fake!"
"Pretending to be a law enforcement officer—"
"Dare to extort ——?"
"One more sin!!"
"You must have been sent by the Guan family, right?!"
"You-"
The uncle turned his head to look at Ah Zi, who nodded in understanding;
The next moment-
Several people had been stripped of their uniforms by a lightning bolt and thrown out of Chenjia Village.
The uncle's big mouth and Ah Zi's movements are too fast;
So much so that the villagers and the men in purple uniforms didn't react—
The men in purple uniforms had already been stripped naked, condemned, and thrown out;
Then, the fruits that had been thrown out ran away in disgrace......
In this way, in the minds of the villagers, it is even more proved that they are fake;
And everyone thinks that they were sent by the Guan family to make trouble!
"Damn, we'll be back——!"
A certain light pig turned around and shouted as he escaped from the camera;
Then he fell and ate, got up and ran again.
......
"Are you so sure they're fakes?" asked Ah Zi, who had just lost someone, in a low voice.
"Haha, you're scared, scared?"
"Actually, it's the same as if it's true or false—"
"You're kidding me——!?"
"My husband—" replied the uncle indifferently;
Then he took the stage to continue to tell the story of the election of Wang Zhouyuan.
Ah Zi gritted his teeth with hatred, but there was nothing he could do;
She was very uneasy, and secretly asked a villager from Xujia Village to go back and report to Zhou Yuan.
"Speaking of choosing Wang Zhouyuan's good brother, good friend, Uncle Ben-"
"For the sake of carelessness, I want to go head-to-head with the lackey, human, mecha, police captain......"
This is a story with many twists and turns, but in the end the uncle defeated the captain.
Uncle is talking about the rise, ready to beautify himself again-
At the same time, he thought in his heart:
Even if the little brother fails to choose the king, he can be an Internet celebrity and make a little money....
It's a little exciting to think about!
Just when the uncle was secretly cool, someone suddenly questioned loudly:
"How can a revolver win against a mecha policeman?"
"Nonsense, huh?"
"What——!?" the uncle was furious;
But when he glanced at the man, he was already thoughtful.
"Sure, it's difficult, but—"
"But I have faith in my heart, a great belief in defeating the vampires!"
"So I succeeded!" the uncle didn't explain the reason to him, and directly bullstricken.
Refute and explain to the troublemakers one by one, and then you will fall into the trap of the other party.
The villagers first of all regardless of whether it makes sense or not;
It's just that the blood is boiling and it's cool.
They made a voice of support –
Immediately the voice of doubt was muffled.
The man was speechless;
There is no way to refute this kind of nonsense standing at the highest moral point?
But even so, the man still didn't give up.
"Besides, how can a bullet fall vertically?" the man said, changing angles.
"Because of me and the righteousness of the king-"
"Lady Luck has mercy!" the uncle continued to talk nonsense without pressure.
The villagers cheered again -
200 years of education and speech, in their minds -
Vampires are sin!
Defeat the vampire is justice!
They only want to hear what they want to hear;
They only believe what they want to believe;
They support what they think they are happy to hear.....
Uncle caught this point;
In the face of doubts, the uncle did not explain at all, but pulled it to the general righteousness.
Let the other party be full of reason, but there is no way to refute it.
Once refuted, it is against the expectations of the majority of villagers-
There are no good results at all.
"Uh-" The figure was choked by the neck and was speechless again.
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