Chapter 32 Havoc in the Heavenly Palace
Although Yang Yang still doesn't like to go to kindergarten, but the power of resistance has become smaller and smaller, I think he is not worried about losing Mickey Mouse's school bag, but may have realized that with his young body, he can't fight against so many adults, and he may also have realized that adults have to go to work, and children must be locked up in kindergarten! I think he understands it this way, and if he has realized that going to kindergarten can learn cultural knowledge, can learn a lot of truths, and can promote physical and mental health, it is pure nonsense! I can assure you that most children are reluctant to go to kindergarten. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ infoEvery time I go to the kindergarten to send Yangyang, I think of the chicken coop in my backyard when I was a child, and I see hundreds of children being locked up like small animals.
Probably you will say, if you don't lock it up, will you put it on the street? Of course, it will not work on the street, it is very dangerous. I can only say that I can't think of a better model for caring for and educating young children. I still appreciate the family upbringing model where men earn money outside the home and women watch their children at home. If you say that leaving your children at home will make them lonely, then mothers can take their children to participate in some children's group entertainment activities? For example, if the child wants to go to kindergarten, the mother will take him, and if the child does not want to go to kindergarten, then play at home. You may say that this kind of unorganized and undisciplined child will grow up to be uncontrollable, and will not learn well and will do bad things! Then I ask, why do you have to control them? Why do you have to walk with a rope behind their backs? Like a domestic puppy? Tell them what they can and what they can't do. Not to mention that there are laws that will regulate their actions. I like people like Confucius, who focus on preaching morality, and I don't like people like military instructors, who only know how to give orders.
However, now in our country, more than 90% of children still have to go to kindergarten, not only because most fathers have difficulty in earning money alone and need their wives to help him earn money, but also because some women don't want to stay at home to watch their children, they also want to start their own businesses! What I don't understand is why so many people regard their careers as more important than raising children, especially in the southern region, where there are more and more families who throw their children to the elderly, and the husband and wife work outside the home, and they can't live if they can't go out to work. It's no wonder, in the era of planned economy, every family had a lot of children and raised them, but now one or two children can't be raised? Of course, I don't want to go back to the era of a planned economy where egalitarianism was contrary to the laws of nature, but I also don't praise parents who have left their children with the elderly and left the country, and who have no obligation to support their children. The media often report that left-behind children have dropped out of school, gone missing, abducted, or died unexpectedly.
Okay, I'm a little far away, now pull back and continue to talk about Yangyang's kindergarten.
In order to make Yangyang feel better when he goes to kindergarten, or to prevent him from starving in kindergarten, I often put some bread, milk and biscuits and other convenience foods in Yangyang's small schoolbag so that he can eat when he is hungry. But at noon today, when I went to the kindergarten to pick up Yangyang, I saw Yangyang sitting on a small stool and refused to get up, I thought he was uncomfortable, and I didn't want Mr. Wang to tell me that Yangyang was in his pants!
"Don't bring snacks to children, this habit is not good, one is that children eat too much and are easy to pull in their pants, and the other is easy to cause children to fight for food, kindergartens do not allow children to bring snacks into the park." Teacher Xiao Wang warned me.
"Really? I won't bring him snacks after that. "I told the teacher that I would correct it.
I took Yang Yang home, stripped him off, and then carried him into the bathroom, first rinsed his stinky little ass with a shower head, and then soaked him in the bathtub to wash him carefully.
"Do you stink?" I tease Yangyang.
"It doesn't stink!" Yang Yang pouted and denied.
The phone rang, I ran over to answer it, it was Lu Tao calling from my mother-in-law: "What? Please don't move you? Do you want to carry the bridge eight times to carry you? β
"What's the hurry, Yang Yang is pulling his pants, I'm bathing him!" I yelled at the phone. In general, the pitch of my speech should be in harmony with the pitch of Lu Tao's speech, he is high, and I am also high!
Putting down the phone, I quickly washed Yangyang, fished him out of the water, changed into new clothes inside and out, and carried him downstairs. Yesterday, my mother-in-law called and asked her to go to her for dinner today, saying that today is the second day of February. The second day of the second month of the lunar calendar is the day when the dragon raises its head, and our custom here is to pay attention to this day, when the elders give the children steamed noodles and sheep to eat. The noodle sheep is a large steamed bun made in the shape of various animals, which is larger than a child's face. I'm married, and I still like to eat noodles and sheep, which is very interesting. I don't know how the various folk festivals in China have been handed down, I just know that these festivals are very important, and how dull and boring life would be without them?
After I rode a bicycle with Yangyang to my mother-in-law's side, I saw that my sister-in-law's family of three, my brother-in-law and his girlfriend were there, I put Yangyang down from the back seat of the bicycle and hurried into the kitchen to help. Actually, I can't help much, my mother-in-law hardly needs me to cook, and she doesn't trust my craft. So I can only do some peeling and pounding garlic, but after the dinner, I have a lot of work, and I have to wash the whole table!
I was pounding the garlic that was going to be used for dumplings, and suddenly I heard Yang Yang crying in the yard, and I looked through the kitchen window to see that his little cousin Yueyue was riding a beautiful children's bicycle with training wheels in the yard. Yangyang also wanted to play, but it seemed that the young lady wouldn't let him play, so he used his housekeeping skills - crying!
When he cried, of course, he immediately called his mother out, and I came to the yard and begged Xiao Yueyue: "Yueyue, let my little brother play with your bicycle for a while, okay?" Otherwise, the little brother won't call you sister! β
And Yueyue completely ignored me, who was my aunt, and didn't let Yangyang touch her bicycle at all.
"Let's stop playing with the bike, let's go back inside and see the cat and the mouse, okay?" I crouched down and persuaded my son.
"No, Yangyang wants to play with a bicycle." Yang Yang does not follow.
"Lu Tao, come out to play with Yangyang for a while, he wants to ride a bicycle." I started to ask Lu Tao for help, because I still have to pound garlic, and I can't leave my post for a long time, otherwise my mother-in-law will be unhappy.
"Riding a bike? It's so easy, come and ride Daddy's big bike! Lu Tao pushed out his 28 weighted bicycle, put Yangyang on the beam in front, and pushed Yangyang around the yard to play.
Yang Yang was obviously not satisfied, because he sat too many big bicycles as adults, and he had to sit almost every day, but my son was quite self-cultivated and didn't make any more trouble, so after letting his father push and play for a while, he went back to the house and honestly watched the cat and mouse anime.
I'm also a big fan of "Cat and Mouse" and "Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse", and I don't understand why our country can't make such classic anime.
After a while, the meal began, and everyone gathered around the table and enjoyed the delicious food made by the mother-in-law. I brought Yang Yang over and fed him while eating it myself. Yangyang loves meatballs, so I brought sweet and sour meatballs to me so that I could feed them to Yangyang. I fed Yangyang a meatball, and also picked up one and fed it in Yueyue's mouth, I didn't want Yangyang to quit, and muttered that he wouldn't let me feed Yueyue, I knew he was remembering Yueyue's revenge for not letting him play bicycles.
"Don't dare to do this! The balls also have to be eaten by my sister. "I reprimanded the unreasonable Yangyang.
"No, don't let my sister eat!" Yang Yang didn't care about the oiliness and put his two hands on the plate where the sweet and sour balls were placed.
"What? Still let people eat it? Look at you get your sleeves dirty, let go! Before I could deal with this matter, Lu Tao on the side became angry and pulled out Yangyang's hand at once.
The next thing that no one expected happened, Yang Yang suddenly pulled the tablecloth, and the dishes on the table were instantly pulled to the ground! Mother-in-law's hard work at noon was completely destroyed by Yang Yang in less than a second!
There is another person who moves faster than Yangyang, and that is Lu Tao, who has been a special soldier! Before I could react, Lu Tao had already thrown Yang Yang into the yard.
"Ahh ββWhat are you doing? You are crazy? I screamed and rushed out to pick up Yang Yang, who had been thrown to the ground. Baby, are you alright, did you fall? "I touched Yang Yang up and down to see if he was hurt.
But Lu Tao's anger was not gone, and he suddenly snatched Yang Yang from my arms and slapped Yang Yang on the ass a few times.
"Ahh - I'm fighting with you! "I desperately pounced on Lu Tao and scuffled with Lu Tao.
In the end, Lu Tao and I were pulled away by the husband of my brother-in-law and sister-in-law.
"Your father is not in good health, are you going to make your father angry to death?" My mother-in-law began to discipline our family of three.
Discipline and teach, I don't like to always talk about my father-in-law, who wants to be angry with his old man? My father-in-law is like a silent statue in this house, and even if it is like this now, his old man has not said a word. I married into the Lu family and almost never spoke to my father-in-law, not because I didn't want to talk to my father-in-law, but because my father-in-law didn't talk at all! . He just looked at his relatives with his eyes, neither laughing nor angry. But I believe that my father-in-law's brain is clear, he is not demented at all, and not speaking is his character and cultivation, and it is also the result of being with a strong woman like his mother-in-law for decades! In fact, I respect my father-in-law more than my mother-in-law, probably because my father-in-law never disciplines people.
"I have raised three children, and none of them are like your family, this is simply a big havoc in the heavenly palace!" My mother-in-law pointed the finger at me and Yangyang, and her meaning was very clear, that is, I didn't give birth to a sensible child, nor did I teach a sensible child, as for her son Lu Tao, she thought he was completely irresponsible.
Yangyang kept crying, and under his feet, plates, bowls, meatballs, roast meat, dumplings, vegetables, etc. were scattered all over the ground! This home is really messy!
I secretly glanced at my mother-in-law, saw that her mouth was temporarily closed, and cautiously said to her, "Mom, I'll take Yangyang back first!" "I have to run away in chaos, or I'll get more scolding!
"What a walk! Clean up the ground and then leave, do you have to run away if you do the damage? Lu Tao yelled at me and didn't let me go. It's as if we're not husband and wife, we're enemies!
"Let's go, let her go, otherwise that little ancestor of your family will cry and upset." My mother-in-law shook her hand at me and Yangyang and let us go.
I took this opportunity, picked up Yangyang, pushed the bicycle and slipped out! (To be continued.) )