Chapter 113: Dogs Eat Shit, Eat Dog Shit (Seven More Requests for Subscription!) )
"Mom, I'm back!" After the second uncle left, Zhang Wei also went to give his mother a hug, Zhang Aiguo saw this scene, his eyes were red again, and the little old man happily walked around the same place twice. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Xiaowei, okay, don't scare your mother, turn out the photos you just showed me, and show your mother too." Zhang Aiguo said.
Zhang Wei took out his mobile phone and showed his mother the photos of his P.
"Good, good!" Zhang Wei's mother laughed happily and pinched Zhang Wei's face: "Child, it's hard for you, it must be very uncomfortable to lose weight, right?" Come on, Mommy made you something delicious! ”
The mother's hands are very rough and thin, but at this moment, she is holding Zhang Wei, but the strength is very great, the son who has not been seen for a year is back, what is more worthy of joy and excitement than this?
The kitchen uses a rural earthen stove, and Zhang Wei's mother opens the lid of the wooden pot, and a pungent fragrance comes from the smell.
"This is your favorite braised pork!" Mom took a piece of lean meat with chopsticks and stretched it out to the front of Zhang Wei's mouth: "Come, taste it." ”
["Ah, come, open your mouth, eat meat! The young woman held up her chopsticks and fed the meat to the mouth of a naughty boy covered in mud, with a warm smile on her face. 】
What a familiar scene, the shadow of many years ago overlapped with the present, but the mother opposite changed from a young woman with beautiful hair and a ruddy face to a middle-aged and elderly woman with gray hair now, but the smile that was so warm that it couldn't be dissolved has been, has never changed.
The Great Sage said that Zhang Wei was a natural demon seed, if he didn't have this smile and this loving mother, maybe he would be a chaotic demon now, right? This world may already be purgatory, right?
He is a demon seed, but he did not grow on the "demon soil", but took root and sprouted under such loving care, from childhood to adulthood, with such warmth and moisture, so that his demon seed was dyed with other colors.
On that rainy night five years ago, under a certain overpass in Deep Blue City, another warm smile similar to his mother saved him from dying, and since then he has another sister.
He is always so lucky, obviously a demon seed, obviously has the most dark and evil soul, but he is always shining by the "sun", in this country, in this society, growing up with ordinary Muggles.
It smells so good, Mom's craftsmanship.
This is the taste of Zhang Wei, who is already a top chef, and he can't replicate it no matter what.
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After eating, the family of three talked a lot, about work, about life, and talked a lot.
In the evening, the second uncle came, but not alone, but also brought three people, all of whom were relatives of Zhang Wei and creditors of Zhang Wei's family.
Those three people are Zhang Wei's uncle, second uncle and aunt.
"See? I didn't lie to you, did I? Zhang Aiguo picked up a rich foreigner from outside to be his son! As soon as the second uncle entered the door, he pointed to Zhang Wei and said to his relatives, "You say, is this a strange thing?" ”
Obviously, Zhang Wei was so unkind to him before, he naturally wanted to take such a bad breath, so he called all the creditors and relatives of Zhang Wei's family, what are you doing? Of course, I'm ready to see Zhang Wei's jokes.
Zhang Wei's family only owes him 40,000 yuan, but they owe more to others.
"All here?" Zhang Wei glanced at these relatives expressionlessly, "Come one by one and receive money with the strip." ”
"Hehe, to put it lightly, can you afford it?" Zhang Wei's aunt looked at the small mirror with lipstick, and the middle-aged person painted her mouth like a monkey's buttocks, and the foundation on her face was very thick, presumably this is the non-mainstream makeup of the middle-aged countryside.
"Who's coming first?" Zhang Weiwei sat on the bench next to the square table, like an old cadre on official business.
"Hmph, of course I'll come first!" Zhang Wei's second uncle stepped forward and slapped the IOU written by Zhang Aiguo on the table, he is a ghost, if he doesn't come first, this foreigner will give the money to others later, and then he can't get the money when it's his turn, then he won't lose?
"Boom!"
Zhang Wei put the sea bowl that gave his second uncle water in the morning in front of him, "You smoke, right?" I took out the lighter, threw the IOU in this bowl and burned it in front of everyone. ”
"You give the money first!" The second uncle said with a stiff neck.
"Huh!" Zhang Wei smiled disdainfully, took out 40,000 yuan from his backpack and threw it on the table, the second uncle took the money and counted it twice, and then lit the IOU and burned it.
"Next!" Zhang Wei patted the table.
Zhang Wei's uncle came over, he looked quite similar to Zhang Wei's father, after all, he was a brother: "I am 50,000." ”
Next, the second uncle was 35,000, and his aunt was 80,000, and Zhang Wei really paid it all off - when he returned to the county seat, he specially went to the bank to withdraw more than 200,000 yuan in cash, but he didn't expect it to be really used.
Now everyone has come back to their senses, this "foreigner" is not ordinary rich! I actually returned it all in one go! Could it be that this patriotism is really thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, and the time has come to work?
Where did such a rich son pick it up? They're going to look for it, too.
Up to now, even if Zhang Wei called their uncles and aunts according to their seniority, they still didn't treat Zhang Wei as Zhang Wei.
That's impossible.
Zhang Wei's dead fat man can't have such a good figure, and they also saw it last year, the most important thing is that Zhang Wei can't have so much money.
People, they always tend to be inflammatory, and after receiving the money, several people regret it a little, just now their attitude was not very friendly, and now they want to stutter, and they don't know where to start.
Zhang Wei's second uncle's face changed, his eyes always involuntarily drifted towards Zhang Wei's backpack, he remembered that when he walked before, he saw a golden egg in the bag, and on the way back, he was still wondering if it was a real golden egg, and now he didn't doubt it, this foreigner made a generous shot, it must be a real golden egg!
Well, it's so big, how heavy is that? At least it's worth three or four hundred thousand, right?
Just like a cat scratching his heart with its claws, Zhang Wei's second uncle was a little stunned.
"Think about it, my family is still close to your money, if there is still an IOU, go back and get it quickly." Zhang Wei looked at a few relatives.
"Probably gone." Several people's attitudes towards Zhang Wei took a 180-degree turn.
"That's good." Zhang Wei nodded, found a pen and paper, and wrote a line on the paper: "Zhang Aiguo has paid off the arrears, and our debt relationship with Zhang Aiguo's family has ended." ”
"You come and sign one by one, and then press your handprints, and from now on, my family will have nothing to do with you." Zhang Wei pushed the paper in front of everyone and said lightly.
He didn't do this too much, but "report and report", how they forced his father to press his fingerprint back then, and how do they press it back today.
Since you were small-bellied chicken intestines in the first place, don't blame me for revenge now.
"But you didn't have any ink!" The second uncle's face was very ugly.
Zhang Wei took out another 100 yuan from his bag, walked up to his little aunt, and gave her the money: "Buy your lipstick."
The little aunt was very short, not as tall as Zhang Wei's armpits, and she was a little scared, so she took the bill and handed the lipstick in her bag to Zhang Wei.
"Sign them one by one, and then use the lipstick as ink!" Zhang Wei sat down again.
Several relatives all looked stiff, which was a complete turn.
Zhang Wei didn't want to explain to these people that he was Zhang Wei himself, because he didn't want his parents to live here anymore, and his mother also needed a better medical environment.
Therefore, for these so-called "relatives", do you still want Zhang Wei to greet them with a smile and let them follow behind him? Why? Is it because they taunt and ridicule his parents countless times?
Pull it down!
"Humph! Zhang Aiguo, you really recognize a good son! Zhang Wei's second uncle gritted his teeth and said, he really has a grudge against the foreigner in front of him at the moment, "Your family begged us before, and there will be times when they begged us in the future!" Don't get complacent! Originally, I wanted to introduce you to your fat son who had no interest, but he was an undergraduate student from a neighboring village, although he was divorced once, but it was more than enough for your pig son! Now that Lao Tzu is unhappy, this matter is considered yellow! ”
Several relatives left with gloomy faces, and when the second uncle walked to the door, he secretly glanced at Zhang Wei's backpack.
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At night, the lights in Zhang Wei's house were turned off, and the family of three seemed to be asleep.
A black shadow sneakily touched it and used a small piece of wood to pick open the wooden door of Zhang Wei's house - this is still an old-fashioned wooden door, when the inside is locked with only a small iron hook, it is easy to be picked open, and only Zhang Wei's family is the poorest in the whole village, and they still use this kind of wooden door, but Zhang Wei's parents don't care - they don't have a single valuable thing in their house, and the thief will cry when he comes.
But there really is a thief coming tonight.
The door was slowly pushed open, and the black shadow shrank his head and got in, seeing that Zhang Wei's backpack was still on the square table, his eyes lit up, and he quietly walked over and groped for a while, a little disappointed that the cash in the bag was gone, but fortunately, the golden egg was still there.
"Squeak!"
This is the sound of the door being pushed open, and the black shadow's thief's eyebrows and eyes are turning rapidly, full of anxiety, and at this moment, he saw the bright light of his mobile phone, and a voice exploded from the door: "Who!?" ”
The black shadow shuddered with fright, clutched the golden egg tightly, and ran out like a desperate person, perhaps because he was in too much of a hurry, he felt that something strange tripped over his leg, and fell at the door.
"Ahh The black shadow screamed in pain—just now the bridge of his nose touched the ground, and a nosebleed flew out.
Regardless of the injury, the black shadow reluctantly got up, picked up the golden egg that had been thrown to the ground, and fled as if flying.
"Hmph." Zhang Wei held up his mobile phone, looked at the embarrassed back of the stupid thief, and laughed.
He did it on purpose, he had been waiting for this thief for a long time.
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"Boom!"
Zhang Wei's second uncle closed the door of his house, regardless of the blood on his face, and laughed proudly: "Get rich, get rich!" ”
"What's the name of the ghost in the middle of the night?" Zhang Wei's aunt was sitting on the sofa watching TV, turned her head and saw her husband's face covered with blood, and was surprised: "I said what did you do?" Beaten? ”
"Go, go, what do the old ladies know? I'm going to get rich! The second uncle showed the golden egg as if offering a treasure: "Look at this amount, look at this color, this is pure gold!" Hundreds of thousands! ”
"Where did you get that? Don't...... You went to Wangye Mountain to rob the tomb? Zhang Wei's aunt asked, "That's illegal!" ”
Wangye Mountain is the hill in the northeast of this mountain village, because it is rumored that the prince has been buried, so it is called Wangye Mountain, I heard the older generation of people say, many people have come to fight in the Republic of China era!
"How dare I do that?" The second uncle wiped the blood on his face and nose, "This is Zhang ...... You don't care, we're going to get rich anyway! ”
"I think you just picked up a copper ingot on the road, why are you happy? When I watch TV shows, I have to take a bite, and if there is a tooth mark, it means that it is real gold. ”
"Hehe, what's so hard about that? Lo and behold! Zhang Wei's second uncle opened his mouth wide and bit a third of his big yellow teeth.
"Poof!"
A strong smell filled Zhang Wei's second uncle's taste buds and nasal cavity, and he bit the "golden egg" open!
But that mouth feeling is definitely not metallic.
Looking down, what kind of golden egg is it in his hand and what he is biting in his mouth? It's clearly a egg!
The real golden egg was dropped by Zhang Wei the moment he fell at the door of Zhang Wei's house, this is a big shit that was turned into a golden egg by a concrete supernatural power! It's just that he was bitten hard and showed his original form!