"Zhou Jie and Zhao Na open the door, I'll send you breakfast! There are eight pots of porridge, tofu brain, steamed buns, fried dough sticks, tea eggs and pickles pickled by our old horse. Early in the morning, there was a quick knock at the door.

"Sister-in-law, what's so embarrassing? Come in and sit. Zhou Jie, come out quickly, don't be sluggish, sister-in-law Ma is here!" Zhao Na opened the door, and the crumpled pajamas on Zhao Na's body couldn't hide her laziness.

"Zhou Jie, your brother and I were so happy that we didn't sleep all night. The gold shop of the Oriental Mansion is still the price of cabbage, and you Brother Ma never dreamed that there would be such a good thing. "Sister-in-law Ma is like a magpie, chirping non-stop.

"Sister-in-law, don't worry, a boiled duck can't fly. After eating, we went over together. ”

Zhou Jie brushed his teeth and walked out of the bathroom.

"Good, good, good! Our old horse, who has been confused all his life, actually climbed such a noble man as Brother Zhou. It's not in vain that I saved him with a piece of cake. ”

"Sister-in-law, excessive modesty equals pride, look at your mouthful of our old horse, how affectionate you are, for fear that others will rob you. Besides, Brother Ma is wise and foolish, what kind of noble person am I? Kneel on the washboard!? When I was in trouble, it was Brother Ma and my sister-in-law who took me in, and you are my benefactor of Zhou Jie. ”

"Brother, don't say that, who can't do anything in this life, it's right for neighbors to reach out to each other. Now there are demolitions everywhere, the old neighbors are going their separate ways, and the new neighbors don't know anyone.

"What about Zhou Hao? This kid is so likable. Brother Ma and I regret why I didn't have another daughter a few years ago, if I have a daughter, I will let her marry your Zhou Hao when she grows up. Today's little girls and mothers-in-law are staring at tickets, houses, and cars every day, and they really don't know whether to marry their daughters or sell their daughters. Everyone has become a house slave, a car slave, and a lot of credit cards are swiped around. ”

"Sister-in-law, you are making money every day, have a shop, and have a house, and you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, you don't know what kind of hard life I have with Zhou Jie. "Zhao Na couldn't help but interject, you and Brother Ma are only in their 40s, have another son, the female junior holds the gold brick, and Zhou Yu is just right to marry you as a daughter-in-law. It's that the bride price can't be less, and I'm old enough to follow it.

"The great philosopher Hunger once said that to exist is to be reasonable. The ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and there is nothing wrong with everything looking forward to money. Zhao Na, hurry up and get the dishes and chopsticks, my sister-in-law brought us so many delicious foods, and my sister-in-law stayed to eat together. Zhou Jie diverted the topic and sighed secretly, "Compared with Sister-in-law Ma, Zhao Na's emotional intelligence is too far behind, she has offended people, and she is still ignorant." In the future, Zhou Hao must be cautious when looking for a daughter-in-law. Let him understand from an early age that a one-night stand is too terrible, and love at first sight is even worse, and if he doesn't listen to the old man, he will suffer in front of him. This is also to blame for my seed and Zhao Na's one-third of an acre of land is too good, I was pregnant with Zhou Hao for the first time, so I had to marry my son. ”

"Look at me, patronizing and talking, the food is cold, eat while it's hot. I have to hurry home and urge the old horse, and in a while the old horse and I will drive downstairs to your house and wait for you. ”

"Hehe, then I'll have a good time today, working hard to be a driver. ”

"It's not hard, it's not hard, let Lao Ma be your driver every day in the future. ”

"Sister-in-law, this is what you said, but you are not allowed to go back. “

"Haha! No regrets, no regrets. I'll go back first, you hurry up and eat, and in an hour, Lao Ma and I will drive downstairs at your house and wait for you. ”

"Sister-in-law, it's still early, let's leave at 9:00. ”

"That's not going to work, you have to go early, 8:00, you can't be late. In case of traffic jams along the way. A few years ago, everyone bought a house and queued up in the middle of the night with a cover roll. ”

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"Husband, what kind of wind is my sister-in-law smoking today, why didn't I understand a word?"

"I forgot to tell you, I helped Lao Ma find a shop in the Oriental Building, didn't Lao Ma open a branch. I know their chairman, your husband has a big face and has discounts. ”

"Oriental Building, the highest in Huaxia Country, the third largest mother star enterprise in China, and the Oriental Group ranked 7th in Huaxia Country? No, I quickly apologized to my sister-in-law. Zhao Na didn't care about changing her clothes, so she was about to rush out.

"Loser, come back, I can joke about such a big thing. ”

"That's good, I'm going to get some sleep. ”

"You know that you eat and sleep, sleep and eat. Look at you, what has become of you?!"

"I eat, I sleep, blame my husband for cooking is too delicious, don't think about not admitting it, I am also a flower for a long time, people love me, and the car sees the car. ”

"Huh...... Zhao Na, I wonder, our personalities are so different, how did we become a couple? We obviously said that we would have a one-night stand, why did we inexplicably get pregnant with Hao Hao, obviously with a condom. It's really weird, I should have taken Zhou Hao to test my DNA if I changed my day. ”

"Don't guess, come here, lie down. The old lady will tell you a secret that has been treasured for more than 10 years today. Zhao Na lay on the bed indecently and pointed to the pillow next to her.

"At the beginning, so many little girls circled around you like flowers and butterflies, and you ignored anyone, I was just curious. One day, I peeked into your diary, in which you had been secretly crushing on a girl named Shanshan, but you couldn't afford to buy a house, you didn't dare to confess to others, and you jerked off to other people's photos every night. Phew, disgusting to death. I just asked you to have a one-night stand on Valentine's Day, you have been holding back for so many years, and Valentine's Day is the day when your mood is at its lowest, you will definitely take the bait. At the beginning, my mother forced me to marry someone I didn't like, anyway, sooner or later, it would be better to give it to you. What do you say in your diary is 18 centimeters or something, I want to taste it, you still brag, obviously only 15. But your baby is so powerful, thick and long, and seven times a night. When I gave you my body, but the big girl with yellow flowers, she definitely didn't bring you a green hat, and she was in pain and happy. I was reluctant to leave you, so I punctured the condom, but unfortunately I didn't get pregnant. I'll lie to you that you're pregnant, and secretly drink Chinese medicine to regulate your body. As long as you are pregnant with your child, you are too soft-hearted and will definitely be responsible. Moreover, only when raw rice is cooked and matured can it pass the mother's pass. There is no money for the bride price, no house and no car, she definitely disagrees. ”

"It turns out that Hao Hao is so black-bellied at a young age, it's all up to you. ”

"Hehe, I've been confused all my life, just do this one thing, my relatives and friends see that you don't have a house or a car, and they are afraid that I will suffer with you, so they persuade me to divorce you. How do they know about my happiness? I can't tell them about my privacy. The food you cook is better than that of the big restaurants, and the public food is also good, and I am fed. ”

"No wonder Zhou Hao was born more than 2 months prematurely. No, no, Zhou Yu was born more than two months prematurely. Hurry up and explain, otherwise the family law will serve. ”

"At that time, Hao Hao was 7 years old, and I heard people say that the seven-year itch was there. I can't help but eat and sleep greedily, and I can't learn from others to beautify and lose weight. I'm afraid that you will be hooked away by the little girl, so I want to have another child to tie you up. He secretly punctured the condom again. I know that children are the most important thing to you, and no vixen can compare to children. I blame me for being born prematurely, I am lazy and greedy, I don't pay attention to maintenance, and I am old. Hurt you, at the most critical time of your career, taking care of my mother and daughter in the hospital, others took advantage of it and donated money to escape. Although you don't blame me, I know in my heart that if it weren't for the children, you would have wanted to divorce me. Don't you often say that it's rare to be confused, in the future, it doesn't matter if you go out to hunt wild food occasionally, how can there be cats who don't wake up, as long as the public food is paid normally, the remaining food will be used for charity. ”

Zhou Jie burst into tears, "The sky, the earth, it's all routines, and you can't prevent it." I've been kneeling on the washboard for so many years, and I haven't dared to steal it once in ten years. No, today I want to revitalize the husband and give the family law. ”

"Husband, hurry up and punish me!" Zhao Na threw off her pajamas and closed her eyes

"I didn't even wear underwear. It seems that this old lady didn't have a good heart early in the morning, no wonder she sent Zhou Hao to take Zhou Yu to the park to play. ”

Zhou Jie hastily withdrew his troops, embarrassed, and thought, "I'm old, and I can't do it anymore." ”

Zhao Na pretended to be satisfied and closed her eyes and fell asleep, and said secretly: "A man is a kite in the sky, and if the string is pulled too tightly, it will break." Sometimes it is necessary to take into account the fragile self-esteem of men, and love preservation depends on wisdom, not makeup and weight loss. Let you be treacherous and slippery, and escape from the palm of your mother's hand. ”