134 Chapter 134
I'm an egg, but I'm not an egg, and I'm not right, I'm an egg. Well, I didn't really figure out what was going on. I'm obviously a super cute, white and tender, cute little fat man with lotus roots and knotted arms.
Who said that the little fat man is not good, children just have to be chubby to be cute, adults say so. Far from it, the only difference between me and the village kids is that I'm cuter and more handsome than them. However, Uncle Hyun said that I hatched from the eggs, just like those little birds in my family. However, the children in the village said that they were born from their mother's womb.
So, I wondered, was it because I was so handsome, that I came out of the egg? But why don't I have feathers? But it doesn't matter, so far, I'm happy with my name. By the way, I'm two years old, but I can talk and walk well, and I seem to have a little bit more strength. Can I lift my grandma's stone mill to calculate the calculation of the calculus, which is a bit big?
Oh, I forgot to mention, I also have a big name, my name is Fengdan, and my father said, Dan has the meaning of the rising sun, which is a good wish. But I always felt that it was because my dad didn't want to give me a name, whatever he wanted. By the way, my father's name is Feng Junhui, and he is a celebrity in our village. Also, my family is very rich, although I don't think it's useful to use it.
I also have a father, named Li Kaize, I call him Li Dad, he is not as handsome as his father, so I have always been glad that I look like my father. If I was like my father, what would I do, no little sister would like me, and no aunt would look at me and stuff me with food. It's scary to think about such a day!
I usually like to play with the birds at home, there are really many birds in our house, and many people even come to the village to watch the birds. These birds listen to my dad and love to eat my dad's bird food, and I love to eat my dad's bird food. Dad also made bird food flavored biscuits for me, which were so delicious that Brother Hurricane was very envious.
However, I'm curious about why I've grown up a lot, and Brother Hurricane is still so tall, and I think in a year or two, I'll be able to surpass Brother Hurricane's height, so I still have a little bit of an expectation when I think about it. Maybe I like to eat bird food and play with the birds at home, so I found out last month that I can fly!
I saw that the cherries in my orchard were ripe, so I wanted to climb up the tree and pick the top of the cherries, the biggest and reddest. The birds have said that the top cherries are the best. Oh, I forgot to say it again, I can understand the birds, but the little friends in the village can't, I'm better than them! But with my five-short stature (this is what Uncle Xuan said, I don't like talking to Uncle Xuan at all, adults say that Uncle Xuan is a poisonous tongue) can't climb the tree.
I just stood under the tree and looked up at the cherries, so wanted, so wanted. Then I started thinking about how nice it would be if I could fly like the birds. With that in mind, my feet left the ground, and I began to fly up slowly. I don't have wings, but I'm still flying!
But I was so happy that I forgot to think about flying, and then I fell. Luckily, Kim was playing next to me and grabbed me by the collar, otherwise I would have smashed the orchard into a big hole. yes, I'm not worried about getting knocked over, because I'm so solid that I can smash all the marble out of a hole.
I thought about flying again, and then I flew up again, and this time I picked the cherries before I came down, and then floated all the way back to our hanging tower. Xiao Jin kept holding on to my clothes, and then Ziwei also came, which made the people in the village who watched me float up say that they took me flying. In fact, I really flew by myself, so those friends wanted Xiaojin and Ziwei to fly with them, so I said they couldn't.
"Sure enough, it's hatched from a bird's egg, and it can fly without wings!" Uncle Hyun Wook said this after seeing that I could fly, and I thought he was a little jealous that I could fly.
However, my father didn't let me talk about the fact that I could fly, because I could fly alone, and others would definitely be envious, jealous and hateful, just like Uncle Hyun Wook. The friends in the village won't play with me anymore. I think this secret must be protected, and I actually like to play with my friends in the village, although they are not as smart as me.
After learning to fly, it didn't take long for me to discover my new skills, I can spit fire! Like Xiao Jin, I can spit fire, directly from my mouth, and I don't have to worry about lighting a fire on my big firewood stove. However, I vomited it in one gulp...... The iron pots were all burned, so much so that my family changed the pots. Even Xiaojin was very envious of the fire I spit out so much, and when Brother Hurricane saw the fire I spit out, his eyes seemed to be very sad.
I think it's a great thing to be able to spit fire, even though my two fathers have weird eyes. Later, Uncle Zhi told me that the eyes of my two fathers are called complicated. Uncle Xuan Xu is still the same annoyance, he said that I am not good at all, isn't it just that I can spit fire out of my mouth, and I am not the only one, even Xiao Jin can. The most powerful thing is my dad, because my dad can spit out an egg in his mouth!
My expression at that time was called unclear, and sure enough, my father was the most powerful, and even Brother Long Yuan was not so powerful! But when I thought that I was an egg, I immediately knew that I was coming out of my father's mouth! Thinking about it like this, I suddenly realized that I was still more powerful!
We also have a bottle of very fun □□ at home, which is said to be very poisonous, but I like to drink it when I am fine. The bottle of □□ can move on its own, it can run and jump and it can't fly, I open it and drink it. It's terrible that I'm poisoned, so every time it enters my mouth, it's like there's something wrapped in it, and it doesn't dare to poison me.
Then, I would bite him with my teeth, and it would run away from my mouth in a hurry, and I would find it amusing every time. Later, it looked at me and was afraid, but it couldn't outrun me, and then I caught it, and it had to struggle for a long time. Eventually, it learned to hide and seek, on the beams, in the water, and even bury itself in the mud. But it's so stupid, I didn't find it because I saw it, I found it every time because I could sense its breath.
So, no matter where it's hiding, I can catch it. But seeing that it was so pitiful, I played with pesticides for a while and then didn't play anymore. I think my father's alchemy furnace and forging furnace are more fun, but I don't know how to use them, so I think I can study this slowly.
A lot of my birds can't swim, but I can, I can play in the lake for a long time, and when I get out of the lake, I can swim as fast as a fish. Sometimes I compete with my birds to catch fish, and although they are very good at catching, they are still not as good as me. I can also pick the big lotus leaves and paddle in the lake.
However, the lotus flowers and aquatic plants in my lake grow so well and too crowded that I can't even paddle them. So, I would secretly take the big lotus leaf and run to the village stream to paddle. I sat on the lotus leaves, and the streams could wash me away, but it was much more fun than our lake.
The friends in the village are very envious of my big lotus leaves, and every time they see me playing in the water, they will come to play. But every time, after we played in the water, we would be scolded by adults, and some friends would be beaten by our parents. It's me, such a cute little fat man, a little baby who enjoys thousands of pampering, will be punished by my grandpa and grandma.
Adults say it's dangerous and you can't go there, but I don't think it's okay. Even if my friend falls into the water, I can save him, and it is easy for me to smash a little fat in one hand. But this summer, it seems that adults are used to us going to the river to play, although there will be adults watching every time, but they will not stop us from going down the river. Because we didn't fall into the river, at most we got all our clothes wet.
My friends in the village have gone to study, and I feel so bored, and the place where I spend the most every day is the Baicao Garden, because I can do whatever I want here. However, the garden is so big, I have been playing here since I was born, and there is really nothing to play. Oh, you don't know, as soon as I was born, I came out of the eggshell, and I could walk, isn't it?
Every day I looked at my two fathers with the eyes of "I'm so bored, I'm so bored", and finally, they agreed to let me go to school at the age of less than three years! And it's not a kindergarten, it's their own Taoist college, the name is a little strange, but I heard that it's very powerful.
According to Uncle Hyun Wook, the reason why I was not allowed to go to the village kindergarten was because I was afraid that I would be treated as a little monster by others. But my father Li said that the reason why he took me to the Taoist Academy was that I was very smart, and they were reluctant to let me go and wanted to keep me under their noses all the time. In the end, I decided to believe my father Li's words, Uncle Xuan Xu or something, they are all liars.
I also like the Taoist Academy, where my dad said that you can learn to grow delicious vegetables and fruits. I found that there are no vegetables and fruits in my family's Baicao Garden, and I have tasted them all, and my family is still more delicious. Therefore, I also want to be as good as my dad and be able to grow such delicious vegetables and fruits.
In addition to growing these, I can also learn to use my father's alchemy furnace and forge furnace. Brother Hurricane said, as far as the fire I spit out, the alchemy and forging are the best, super powerful. I will definitely be able to become a more powerful cultivator than my father in the future. Oh, you mortals definitely don't know that cultivators are very powerful beings, but all of us here in the Hundred Herb Garden are! All, we are all very powerful!
In order to go to school, I also prepared a lot of things, such as delicious bird food, fun □□, and my bird's nest nap bed...... I'm going to school tomorrow, so happy!But why did my dad look so strange when he saw the things I had prepared that hadn't yet filled a room?
The author has something to say: there is a little bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, the word count is 50, and there is still a chapter to finish.
The next book will write Gu Tan, I thought of a stalk, but to save the full text, I will work hard, easy and funny, farming, in fact, a bit of a palace or something, but I successfully avoided the struggle so brain-burning......