510 fly swatters
After Chamberlain finished chatting with the middle-aged man at the Shenghe Gym, he went with him to the hotel downstairs for dinner. But this dinner actually doesn't need to be entertained with drinks, because the middle-aged man Chamberlain saw was really a simple bite, and the person who sat with him was the Xiaodong himself, and there was no one else at all.
But on this occasion, Chamberlain drank nearly half a catty of liquor by himself, and he was a little drunk, and his tongue was hard.
The dinner is over.
The three of them walked outside the door.
“…… Angkor, I shouldn't have come to see you. Chamberlain said with a slight shaking.
"Actually, it doesn't matter what I say, what matters is what you do!" The middle-aged man first patted Chamberlain on the shoulder, and then bent down to get into the car, while facing Chamberlain with his back to him, he said: "...... You're not a driver anymore, you're a big brother. ”
Chamberlain stood where he was, watching Angkor's car leave, speechless for a long time.
Angkor was an interesting man, he once said three words to Chamberlain.
Stupid people are, can't think of it, can't do it.
Ordinary people are, want to get, but can't do it.
And smart people are those who can think and do it......
It's hard to judge whether Chamberlain is a smart person or not, but now that he thinks about it, he doesn't know if he can do it!
……
Tube Tiger!
Chamberlain is like a giant fly swatter, and he can expand and contract freely. When you encounter a small fly, you can swatt it, and you can smoke it twice when you meet a big brother who has been famous for many years.
To joke a little, he is Chamberlain, and he can be regarded as a person who has sacrificed his youth and children and grandchildren!
During the primitive accumulation period, Chamberlain looked at him, and the young Guan Hu dared to take out a knife, and he dared to collapse when he held a gun!
Now that he is getting old, Guan Hu is not as tossed as he was when he was young, he is old, he can't do it anymore, and he can't take the new panic in the rivers and lakes, and Chamberlain has changed from "Lunzi" to "Brother Lun"!
After so many years, Guan Hu has not changed, and when he eats, he still has a loud voice, and he must have a dirty word in his words. He was covered in tattoos made from graffiti in a small workshop, and in the summer he always liked to be shirtless and blow a big green stick to his mouth.
Although the car is getting better and better, and the house is getting bigger and bigger, Guan Hu is still a person in the rivers and lakes. If you say it is good, it is still bold, and if you don't hear it, it is called that the status has been improved, but the quality is still standing still.
At this time, the Chamberlain gang, who had already ascended the altar, looked back and suddenly felt that this fly swatter was a little dirty......
And at this time, the opponent Chamberlain faced was no longer something that a fly swatter could deal with!
So, is this fly swatter dispensable?
……
In the first battle of the four Ps, Guan Hu was completely abolished, paralyzed, and sunk by the newly rising Yu Liang at his doorstep.
He didn't have a fixed daughter-in-law, his parents were gone, and he fell down with a bang, and he didn't even have anyone to take care of. I can only pay for a nanny to take care of myself, and I am accompanied by alcohol and methamphetamine every day.
On this day, Guan Hu knew that Chamberlain was coming to see him, and he was in a very happy mood, so he asked the nanny to cook a table of dishes and prepare two bottles of good wine.
When the time came, Chamberlain arrived as promised, carrying some cooked food in his hand, and came by himself.
"Look at you, I've bought it all, come, come in. Guan Hu was not very skilled in controlling the wheelchair and personally took Chamberlain into the house.
Chamberlain looked at Guan Hu, at least twenty or thirty pounds had to be lost, and the whole person was out of shape, not at all like a month ago.
“…… Why didn't the fourth one come?" Guan Hu closed the door and looked up and asked.
“…… He's got something. Chamberlain replied vaguely, and then asked, "Why are you so thin?"
"Hehe, it's good to be thinner, it's okay to be thinner. Guan Hu didn't explain too much, and beckoned Chamberlain and said: "The fourth brother has no conscience at all, and for such a long time, he came to see me twice, except for throwing money, basically nothing else." Fuck, am I short of money?"
When Chamberlain heard this, his brow furrowed slightly, and he reached out and put down his thing.
"Sit, brother!" Guan Hu shouted, and then pushed the wheelchair to the edge of the table.
In the living room of more than 30 square meters, only Guan Hu and Chamberlain ate hearty side dishes and began to drink.
During the banquet, the two of them talked about the past, bragging about B. In less than an hour, the pound of liquor bottomed out, and the two of them looked at each other with ruddy faces.
"Huh. Guan Hu blinked his eyes and asked Chamberlain, "What are you looking at?"
Chamberlain looked at Guan Hu, looked at his emaciated cheeks, piercing wheelchair, the words that had reached his lips suddenly changed, and then said: "Tiger, before the end of the year, I will give you a daughter-in-law, and in the future, you can live a good life!"
"That's not what you're going to say. Guan Hu waved his hand, burped and replied, "You have something else!"
"I'm fine. Chamberlain replied dryly.
"Lunzi, what are you going to do, I don't know?!" Guan Hu craned his neck and asked, "The fourth child is gone, Li Teng is in, isn't it?"
"I'm leaving. Chamberlain was silent for a few seconds, then extinguished the cigarette butt and turned to leave.
"Lunzi! In this world, who can let the fourth child who drives a Mercedes-Benz play with his life? But if you say a word, he will go! We old buddies of more than ten years, if you want my life, I will give it to you. Guan Hu's lips trembled, his body collapsed in a wheelchair, and he said sonorously.
Chamberlain turned his back to Guan Hu, his body motionless.
“…… Dude, at our age, I haven't passed my parents, I have walked past my relatives, and I can put it in my heart...... There are really few few. Chamberlain, if you were the big brother in my society, I wouldn't open the door for you today! I'm paralyzed, do I still care if you live or die?...... But we're brothers, it's been more than ten years, you helped me, I did it for you, can you tell the difference?!" Guan Hu took a sip of liquor, then frowned and said: "I'm old, and my relatives are gone...... Let's a few brothers, if we don't pull each other anymore, what does JB mean by being alive? It's boring!"
Chamberlain gritted his teeth and pushed the door open with a clatter.
“…… Boom, boom!"
Guan Hu lifted the wine bottle and poured liquor into his mouth.
……
Two days later, at the gate of the Yanshi Public Security Bureau, Guan Hu was pushed by the nanny in a wheelchair.
Yes, the fly swatter of Guan Hu has been updated after all, and he has gone to a quiet corner, waiting for the dust. On this day, he was wearing a high-necked T-shirt, dressed in much more energy than before, and it was rare that he did not smoke methamphetamine, and his mind was unusually clear.
Twenty minutes later, Han Zonglei saw him in the office, and immediately asked very puzzled: "It's all paralyzed, what are you doing with this?"
"My leg is paralyzed, my heart is not paralyzed, I never hide from my life. Guan Hu replied with a smile.
Han Zonglei still couldn't understand, but he was speechless.