Chapter 147: Uncle Real Estate Salesman - Cheap Enough!!(9 more)
After the uncle seduces the lost boy in Part1 and suffers a tragic failure;
Now let's move on to Part2;
A passing housewife was attracted by the advertising banner of the Beisha Real Estate Company;
Zhongtuo immediately got to work, and they tried their best to create an atmosphere of tension and stock-out;
The uncle dragged the housewife through the crowd to the crackling sales pitch in front of the stall;
The periphery is accentuated, and the uncle is persecuted inside:
"If you don't sign again, you'll be robbed by others!"
"They're all going to compete with you for the 100th place!!"
Then, the crowd, which had been quiet for a while, was very cooperative. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
A look on our turn if you hesitate!
Zhou Yuan watched coldly:
The uncle's behavior is not in line with his philosophy, how can the business be deceived by cheating?
Then his gaze grew even colder;
Even if it's a lie, but-
You're up and grabbing it?
Come and grab it!?
It's too fake to stand on the periphery and play with your phone, right!?
Sure enough, the housewife was still hesitating:
"But—?"
"Don't—"
"Look, a lot of people have signed it!"
Don't wait for Zhou Yuan to stop -
The salesman uncle snatched the sales roster in Ah Zi's hand.
Handed it to the housewife.
The next moment-
An exclamation emanated from Zhou Yuan's point of sale and soared into the sky.......
"Ahh
"Liar, ahhhh
Then, the housewife jerked away from the crowd and ran.......
"Hey—"
Zhou Yuan is still in the posture of raising his hand to stay, but he failed miserably.
Ah Zi pulled through the roster and scolded:
"Uncle, don't you know the roster you made yourself?"
"How can the landlords of the community have: Cheng Long, Rukia, Zhou Xinchi, mercury lamp........
Something strange seems to have gotten in?
In the year 217 of our imperial calendar, these are all strange things, okay!!
Zhou Yuan closed his eyes heavily, clenched his fists, and his whole body was shaking;
Then after a while, I couldn't bear it anymore;
He opened his eyes and shouted:
"Get out!"
"!!"
"You're all going to get out !!of here, ahhhh
"Hey, we were invited by this uncle?"
"100 free coins a day!"
A few people surrounded Zhou Yuan and the others, with an expression of what they would do if they didn't give money.
Zhou Yuan threw out a dozen free coins-
Free coins were scattered evenly over the heads of the crowd.
The trust was satisfied with the money and dispersed......
But many of them had a slight curl at the corners of their mouths, revealing a deliberate expression.
.......
"Uncle, what are you running-!"
"And return the money you just grabbed to Brother Zhou!"
"Didn't you just say that it was cool in the sky?"
Ah Zi grabbed the uncle who was about to run softly with Zhongtuo;
Her facial muscles twitched, and she was clearly on the verge of rage.
But a certain uncle is really too greedy for money, and he doesn't want to hand over the money he gets.
"Hey, don't go too far!
"The workers who save humanity also need to be paid!"
"You are in arrears of migrant workers' wages!"
"I'm going to sue you!!"
"Are you a migrant worker?" Ah Zi asked rhetorically.
"You're a migrant worker!" the uncle immediately retorted.
Then he immediately realized that he had said it wrong.
"Then you go to heaven-" In the end, Ah Zi still chose the most direct way.
"Ahhh
.......
Part3:
After driving away the useless and obstructive group trust;
Zhou Yuan's Beisha real estate collection booth suddenly quieted down;
There are only three people left in the stall: Zhou Yuan, Uncle, and A Zi.
Another half an hour passed—
A little girl with a school bag appeared - presumably a schoolboy again.
She came to the stall of Zhou Yuan and several people;
After squirming for a while, he said shyly:
"Is there a balloon here?"
"Balloons?" Ah Zi was stunned for a moment.
Seeing that Zhou Yuan shook his head, Ah Zi was about to refuse;
Uncle, this guy is here again:
"Ahaha-"
"There's something nice about balloons. ”
"Uncle will take you to see the goldfish, okay!"
The little girl saw that the uncle suddenly appeared;
He also looks obscene and evil;
She suddenly became vigilant and stepped back.
Then she used the high decibel of Zhou Yuan Azi and a few people covering their ears and shouted:
"Strange Shu Huang, perverted, perverted!"
"Help, help!!"
In an instant, a group of enthusiastic people gathered around, and they pointed at the uncle.
The uncle was speechless, and Zhou Yuan Azi even buried his head and pretended not to know him.
Finally, under the identification of the little girl;
The uncle was beaten by the enthusiastic crowd and fled halfway;
The third sale also failed;
The little girl who came to ask for a balloon was also a sale, what is that?
However, this is also what Zhou Yuan and the others have personally experienced-
Reality is sometimes more cruel than imagined, 100 times more cruel!
No, 100 times is no longer enough to describe;
For the current Zhou Yuan and the others, this is simply the cruelty of nightmare difficulty......
Obviously, yesterday's loan and other operations were unusually successful;
Obviously, yesterday I had already beaten the popularity out;
But-
Zhou Yuan and the others sat until the evening today, but they didn't make a single deal.
At night, the autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves and drifted in front of them;
Isn't it desolate.......
After the leisure exercise time after dinner, the entrance of Jinglong Chengzhong Village suddenly became deserted.
I haven't seen a single person pass by for a long time;
Uncle and Ah Zi were lying on the table, both of them looking like they were going to die, they were going to die.
"Hold on a little longer—" Zhou Yuan stood up to solicit business.
"At least one order must be closed before leaving work. He advised.
The uncle who was lying on the table like a dead dog squirted:
"Hey, little brother, what kind of dog P plan are yours!?"
"I failed before I even started!"
"Although we didn't really go for the house. ”
"But—"
"But if you go on like this, you won't be able to mess with the murderer at all?"
"Can't lead out, can't drive away ......."
Zhou Yuan's solid supporter Ah Zi was silent-
She actually used silence to agree with her uncle's opinion.
Zhou Yuan: "......."
At this time-
A schoolboy appeared in the trio's field of vision;
Uncle has learned wisely this time;
He didn't turn on his aura of chasing customers, but instead used the 'Existence 0' Dafa.
It was only when the schoolchildren approached that they recognized him;
Several people exclaimed at the same time:
Zhou Yuan: "Aren't you the elementary school student Ye Wu whose father disappeared?"
Ah Zi: "Aren't you the elementary school student Ye Wu whose father looks like an uncle?"
Uncle: "Like your sister!!"
....... (To be continued.) )