"Why should I run away?" Zhang Wei, who ran out of the way, thought about it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Indeed, from the perspective of the police, it is natural to see a naked man at the door of a nightclub at the end of the anti-pornography campaign, and it is natural that they will be suspicious, even if it is not an anti-pornography, ordinary patrol officers will not sit idly by when they see someone shopping with a bare butt, right?

However, even if he is caught in the bureau, this kind of thing should be explained clearly - think about it, then there should be surveillance cameras in the hall of "heaven and earth", whether you ran out of the hall yourself, don't you know if you check?

Behind him, sirens rang from far away, at least two streets away.

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, only now did he realize how far he had run, how fast he ran, the violent wind in his ears, the street trees that retreated quickly, the eyes of the uncle riding a battery car who was overtaken on the side, and the little boy in his back seat who accidentally let the lollipop slide out of his lips because of surprise, all show that his speed at this moment, compared to the running speed of ordinary people, can only be described as "galloping".

"me, when will I be able to run so fast?" Zhang Wei found that he ran so fast, not only did he not breathe at all, but his bare feet did not hurt at all, running against the night wind, not only was it not cold, but his body was getting warmer and warmer, like a super engine that was warming up!

"Smack!"

Zhang Wei looked down at his body, and couldn't help but slap his hands on his face at the same time excitedly.

Why?

Just because of the 8 well-defined abdominal muscles, strong thigh muscles and two bulging pectoral muscles on his stomach - obviously when he looked down and found himself naked just now, he was still a very ordinary "one abdominal muscle", and as he ran, his body seemed to be accelerating in shape.

To be honest, this is the figure he has always dreamed of.

Like most obese people, he is very eager to have such a figure.

Yes, Zhang Wei before was a big fat man weighing nearly 200 pounds, even if he worked day and night before he died of overwork, he didn't lose much weight, God knows why.

The sluts in the book friend group called it "overwork", and Zhang Wei could only smile bitterly at this.

But now a miracle has happened - not only has he been resurrected, but he also has such a perfect body, coupled with this unusually fast running speed, although it is not the level of "superpower", it is also beyond the scope of normal humans, which is simply amazing!

"Red Child...... Red Daxian, it's interesting enough! ”

Zhang Wei, who had just hated the red boy, was grateful to others again.

Like a pervert, he narcissistically touched his upper body all over to confirm that all this was not an illusion, and Zhang Wei smiled and showed his big white teeth.

To tell the truth, the reason why he has been single for 24 years, his fat pig-like figure is indeed a drag, although this thing seems to be nervous, but in fact, it is delicate and sensitive, and he is inferior because of the inexplicable contempt of the opposite sex around him.

"Ah, my figure has improved, but what about my face? Isn't it getting handsome too? Zhang Wei's hand touched his face, well, compared to the previous big fat face, the current face is much smaller, but if he is not a handsome guy, he doesn't know, "Could it be that the 'casual' reward that the red boy gave me refers to arbitrarily drawing one of the first six rewards?" And then randomly got that 'turn into a super handsome guy' option? ”

"No, if my face has changed, wouldn't even my mother recognize me? The most important thing is that the police are chasing me behind, I look like this, and I don't have an ID card, even if I go back to the rental house to get it, it looks different, and people don't believe it! It's over, you still can't be caught, so let's find a place to hide and take a breath to make sure that the outline of your appearance has not changed! ”

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei exerted force on the soles of his feet and ran faster, even surpassing a motorcycle in front of him that drove to 60 miles!

"Could it be that the option of 'becoming a handsome guy' also comes with speed running skills? If I go to the Olympics at this speed, I will properly win glory for the country! Also, why did the words on the LED neon sign just now change to the words 'not running yet'? What is this? Am I dazzled? Zhang Wei ran and ran, and the doubts in his heart became more and more.

"Buzz~shh~"

An exaggerated whistle and the roar of engines came from behind him, and two bright lights illuminated the front.

"Hey...... Belch! Boy, yes, it's the first time I've seen someone running naked, hiccup...... Is that police car chasing you in the back? ”

A red sports car drove next to Zhang Wei, the window opened, and a green-haired man with a red face poked his head out slightly, joking and burping at the same time, Zhang Wei smelled a strong smell of wine.

The guy is drunk driving.

Maybe it was because he drank too much that he ignored the unreasonable fact that Zhang Wei could run so fast as an ordinary person, and the green-haired man saw that Zhang Wei ignored him, and defiantly overtook Zhang Wei and walked in front of him in an S shape.

"Neurotic!" Zhang Wei cursed, and there was another street corner in front of him, and he turned to the right, where there were relatively few people at night, and if he had to run away anyway, he still hoped that fewer people would see his naked body—he still had this bit of shame.

As for whether this drunk driver will have an accident, Zhang Wei doesn't want to care, and he can't care about it.

Who knew that the green-haired man was drunk, but he refused to let him go, followed him to a sharp turn, and then overtook him again: "Haha, there is personality, I like it." Eat some ash in the back first, uncle, I'll wait for you in front! After speaking, with hungry wolf-like eyes, he glanced at Zhang Wei's sturdy figure a few times and walked away.

"TMD is disgusting!" Zhang Wei was very uncomfortable with that naked eye, shouldn't he encounter the legendary "dead glass"?

Not far ahead is another intersection, the red light has been lit at this moment, but the red sports car not only turned a blind eye, but accelerated regardless of the red light, fortunately there are not many people at this point in time, otherwise there may be a big traffic accident!

But although there are not many people, there are still people, a grandmother with a somewhat rickety back, has been walking on the sidewalk on crutches, maybe because of her age, she can't hear the roar of the sports car's engine, or maybe the speed of the sports car is too fast, the old man has no time to react, in short, the old man has not been able to go back.

Fortunately, the car was really too fast, and the old man was walking too slowly, and the car crossed the zebra crossing like lightning, and the old lady had not yet crossed a quarter of the zebra crossing, but she also fell to the ground and groaned because of the fright.

"Ouch...... Drive so soon to be reincarnated? Ouch...... It hurts" The old lady tried to get up, but failed several times.

The old man was not knocked off, Zhang Wei was very glad for her, looking at the old man who fell, he was a little hesitant to help.

Why hesitate?

If he hadn't turned and walked down the road, the bastard who drove the sports car wouldn't have followed, and the old man wouldn't have fallen, so to speak, because of him, and it stands to reason that he should have stepped forward to help people;

But there have been too many slanderous things in recent years, what if I go to help her and get entangled in making money? Now I'm not just "penniless", I don't even have underwear!

Now there is not even a third person on the street, and no one has testified to him. And if a third party appears when he is falsely accused, or even the police who are chasing him arrive, it will be even worse - even if he goes to a nightclub to have a good time, even the old lady will not let go?

This society will not become clear because he has done a good deed, nor will he end the world because he does not help the old lady, not to mention that he may be involved himself?

Why did he lose his job before? Isn't it because of meddling that the boss stopped the new intern from flirting? I'll never forget the look of the intern when he left the company.

The reason why he died suddenly, in addition to being overworked and malnourished, was also when he was late for a takeaway, he was poured hot soup into his neck, which caused inflammation after burns, and he had no money for treatment.

He died in the rental house, his body was stinking and rotting, who knows, who cares?

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei shook his head vigorously, wanting to ignore the old lady on the ground and run by.

He didn't notice that when he was looking for all kinds of excuses to ignore the old man, a wisp of black gas flashed at the center of his eyebrows, and the more obvious the black qi, the more indifferent his eyes became.

This black qi was exactly the same as the one that emanated from his soul and scared away the rats.

Just when he was not far from the old lady, the handwriting on the red light electronic sign that read "Drive at night, drive carefully, slow down and drive slowly" on the opposite side of the road jumped a few times and changed again!

"Help her, there is a reward!"

Six words, two punctuation marks, and a smiley face emoji at the back.

Zhang Wei rubbed his eyes vigorously, and looked at it again, yes, his eyes didn't flower, and the words really changed!

"Rewarded? Really? He slowed down, "What reward?" Money? Superpowers? ”

If it was before, he wouldn't have believed it, but if you look at the current awesome figure, surpassing the running speed of the world champion, it's all true.

In the end, Zhang Wei still couldn't resist the temptation, and with a more powerful reward, wouldn't it be a bull upside down?

So, with a gentle smile, he walked towards the old man.

………………

The old lady was still scolding on the ground, and she saw a lama coming to the south, oh no, a naked man came, swaggering over, with a lewd smile on his face.

"Oh, my wife! Didn't I go out and burn incense today? Another madman? This time it's a hooligan! The old lady was visibly frightened again.

"Grandma! You misunderstood, I don't play hooligan, I don't play hooligan, I'm here to help you. The immoral guy just drove the car as an airplane, and it didn't hurt you, right? Zhang Wei's mouth was like honey, because there was a reward, he must do his best to "help the old grandmother".

No matter how much the old man resisted, Zhang Wei easily helped her up, after all, he was already a muscular man.

Pick up the crutches on the ground and hand them to the grandmother: "You take two steps to see if there is any pain or you can't walk, and I will take you to the hospital or go home!" ”

"No, you don't need to send it, you do this...... I can't afford to lose that man. The old lady is poisonous enough, seeing that Zhang Wei doesn't look like she is here to "molest" her, although she has a bare ass, her attitude is sincere enough, she shouldn't be a bad person.

The old lady's face softened a lot, and she twisted her waist on crutches, three circles left and three circles to the right: "It shouldn't be a big deal, the old lady, my bones are quite hard, otherwise I won't be able to survive my wife, I'm still a year older than him!" As a result, he left me a month ago. ”

"Grandma, you mourn, you must live a long life of two hundred years, and live your wife's share together!" Zhang Wei said.

The old man's face was even better: "Well, the young man is good, he can speak, and he dares to come to help me, and young people with good hearts have not been common recently, but it's a pity that his brain is not good, and he runs naked on the street at night." ”

Zhang Wei's face was suffocated, he couldn't say that he was reborn, and was thinking about how to explain it, when the old lady waved her hand: "Okay, okay, I'm really fine, no matter what, thank you, young man." ”

Zhang Wei said "You're welcome", suddenly remembered something, pointed to the electronic card not far away and asked, "Grandma, what do you see written on that sign?" ”

"'Drive at night, drive carefully, slow down and drive slowly', why, such a big young man, he is still illiterate?" The old lady looked at Zhang Wei with sympathetic eyes.

Zhang Wei took a deep breath, he could now confirm that only he could see the changing words on the electronic card.

"Kind and poor young man, old lady, I don't like to owe people family favors in my life, but I don't have anything to thank you for this big night, so you can accept this first!"

After the old lady finished speaking, she took out a pair of blue and white striped women's underwear from her cloth bag: "I'm an old stubborn, I don't understand the thinking of you young people anymore, I've heard that someone likes to do something similar to you, what is it called...... What kind of 'performance art', but I still think that no matter what kind of art, it's better to cover up, we are human beings, not animals. This one belongs to my granddaughter, I'm going to give her a change of clothes, you can take it and put it on, it's better than naked! ”

Then, without saying a word, she stuffed her panties into Zhang Wei's hand.

"Uh......" Zhang Wei really wanted to say something, did he do this grandma? Giving a strange man his own granddaughter's panties? It's really informal. But the old lady had already paced across the road.

"Go back quickly, young man." The old man said again: "If you need help in the future, go to Huafu Vegetable Farm to report my name as 'Red Lady', and someone will help you!" ”

Zhang Wei turned his head and saw that the words on the electronic card had changed again: "Congratulations on getting the reward: a pair of underwear (cute)." ”

"Wow, wow!"

There was a shrill siren in the distance, Zhang Wei looked at the underwear in his hand, and had an urge to vomit blood, how to wear this lady's underwear? What should I do if I can't wear it? Is it on the head?

Pulled, well, elastic first-class stick, it shouldn't be a problem to wear it, the police are coming, he has to continue running for a while, although it is night, but "the wind blows the eggshell" is too shameful, at least to cover it up. Zhang Wei gritted his teeth, put on his underwear, and continued to run away.

"MD, it's so tight, the egg hurts!"