Chapter 32: Awesome My Brother
Zhang Wei played for a while, and when he saw that Sister Zhang no longer mentioned that she wanted to be a flower master, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then consciously ran over to continue to help with flower arrangement. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
It is worth mentioning that Zhang Wei's speed of flower arrangement is getting faster and faster, and he alone can be worthy of Sister Zhang and Sister Ma, two veterans, and the quality is also guaranteed.
From the moment he entered the door, Zhang Wei noticed that Sister Ma looked at him a little strangely, especially paying great attention to his joints, waist board and muscles on his body - for the sake of coquettishness, he specially bought slim clothes to show off his "good figure", especially the chest muscles and big back muscles, with the style of clothes, there is a sense of déjà vu that is about to burst clothes.
"Sister...... Am I too sassy, Sister Ma is old, so I can't get used to seeing me wearing it like this?" Zhang Wei asked Sister Zhang, he felt that his scalp was a little numb, because in his opinion, Sister Ma's eyes were a little too "hot".
"You are quite sassy, but I understand that a guy who was nicknamed 'Pork Dragon' by his colleagues in the company suddenly has such a great figure, and he is already thankful that he will not be an exhibitionist one day" Sister Zhang pursed her lips and laughed, and patted Zhang Wei's shoulder: "But don't worry, Sister Ma thinks you are a martial arts talent, so she looks at you like this!"
"What?" Zhang Wei was full of question marks, "Martial arts wizards? I? Sister Ma can still read human roots? Sister, have you read too many martial arts novels and teased me? Even if you look at my talent, it should be a Bajiquan master like you, right?"
"It's also strange that I haven't told you before," Sister Zhang said, "Do you think my Bajiquan is self-taught? ”
"Sister Ma...... Is it your master?" Zhang Wei felt that there must be something wrong with his ears, yes, he must have heard something wrong.
In his imagination, Sister Zhang's master should be a fierce man with strong martial arts and cracking stones, this Bajiquan is extremely strong, I heard that most of the people who practice it are men, and female masters like Sister Zhang should be rare.
"Master and apprentice or something, we don't make friends like this, because I am also her flower master, so we are old friends. Sister Zhang shook her head, "However, if you want, you can be her apprentice." ”
"Huh?" Zhang Wei now understood what Sister Ma's eyes meant—he wanted to take him as an apprentice.
"Oh my God, it turns out that your little flower shop actually hides a dragon and a crouching tiger?" Zhang Wei glared, "Is Sister Ma a master of the world?"
resurrected with amazing talent, and then was scrambling to be accepted as an apprentice and teach peerless martial arts, how can this scene be so familiar?
But now this is a modern society, not an ancient martial arts! As the saying goes, "No matter how high the martial arts are, one shot will knock you down", so is there something wrong with the script?
Zhang Wei, who was thinking wildly, didn't notice that Sister Ma took advantage of his distraction, holding a ribbon tied with flowers, sweeping it towards his face like a whip, and a soft red ribbon was actually danced by Sister Ma to break the air!
Zhang Wei's body reacted before his consciousness: he reacted to the rapidly approaching object - all five senses were opened, and his blood was boiling!
"Boom!"
This was the sound of his own heartbeat that Zhang Wei heard in his ears, and after that, he found that he had withdrawn a meter away at some point, and it was only then that Sister Ma's ribbon swept to the position where he was originally standing.
"Wow!" Sister Zhang exclaimed on the side, how did this younger brother practice such a perverted body reaction speed? I have never heard that losing weight can reduce people to such a powerful level.
If he hadn't undergone professional training, then at this point, his talent was terrifyingly high.
"I'll take a look at it," Sister Zhang said.
Zhang Wei learned the method he had seen on TV, and took a horse step, Sister Zhang stepped forward and pushed, but did not push, kicked his calf, and still did not move, just like a master who has practiced standing piles for decades.
"Sister Ma is right, it's a pity if you don't practice martial arts with a material like you, it's just a terrible thing" Sister Zhang sighed, "It seems that you don't even have to fight the foundation, it's amazing my brother!"
Like many men, Zhang Wei has also had a "martial arts dream" since he was a child, and when he was in the second year of secondary school, he often yelled at things such as: "Ho Ho Ha Hey", "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon", "Six Veins Divine Sword", "biu~biu~biu" and the like, but later realized that the "magic skills" in the novel are all deceptive, and the kung fu in reality is earthy and has no special effects compared to the tricks in film and television works, so he gave up becoming a "martial arts hero" 's lovely dreams, obsessed with cultivating immortals, uh no, all kinds of fantasy cultivation novels - they're all exaggerated fantasies anyway, so why not imagine it more thoroughly?
Now the deaf and dumb Sister Ma in front of her, how do you look like a hermit master with a story, it just so happens that her ability has been upgraded, and she has a super learning ability, plus as Sister Zhang said, his physical foundation is very strong, as the so-called "God does not take it, but suffers from it", and then learned martial arts, and when Sister Zhang died 7 days later, maybe it could play a role.
Thinking about this, Zhang Wei's face straightened, and he walked up to Sister Ma and bent down: "Master is above, please accept the apprentice!" After speaking, he realized that Sister Ma was a deaf and mute person, so he bowed down and planned to bow to the end - a hermit or something, isn't it the most etiquette?
He didn't bow down, because Sister Ma held him with one hand and shook her head at him with a smile.
"Sister, what do you mean, Martha...... Master, she won't accept me?" Zhang Wei asked in a low voice with some embarrassment.
"No" Sister Zhang replied with a smile: "Sister Ma, she will definitely teach you, but she will not be your master, because of her school of Bajiquan, women can't accept apprentices in name, at least not in form." ”
"Patriarchal" Zhang Wei muttered and complained, standing up straight.
"By the way, from tomorrow onwards, you will have to get up early every day!" Sister Zhang suddenly gloated, "It's up to you to practice what you do, I think your talent should be practiced for a year or two." ”
"Hmph, what a year or two, how can Uncle Ben's copy eye be an ornament?" Zhang Wei retorted proudly in his heart, picking his hair with his right hand, with a middle two expression on his face.
Since it has been decided, it is an appointment, and every morning at 5 o'clock, in the park behind the City God Temple, Sister Ma began to teach boxing.
As for how to teach Sister Ma if she can't speak, Sister Zhang's explanation is very simple, except that she will also help teach on the side, there is only one word - one word, "hit"!
Sister Ma teaches boxing, and she has always played out!
When Huaxia martial arts make moves, they don't shout "Tianma Meteor Boxing" like a second force.
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East of the Jinluo River, Chaoyang Road.
A Lexus LS was driving on the road, and in the car sat the three people who had just visited Sister Zhang's flower shop, and the obscene male translator was the driver.
"I am incompetent, I am not sure that I can win that old woman, and I have not been able to bring back the prey that you have your eye on, grandma!" In the car, the cold-faced man knelt in the back seat, apologizing in Japanese language.
He's calling a little girl's grandmother, it's weird.
"It's okay, I didn't want to bring it back directly, just to make sure" The little girl's voice was no longer as immature as when she was in the store just now, but really hoarse like an old woman.
"But God bless me Yamato, there really is such a pure yin daughter, that delicious...... It's so greedy!" The little girl's face flushed and her facial features distorted, "It can't be wrong, my nose can't smell wrong...... It was a pure ghost taste, it was fantastic."
"Ahh......h In a few days, July 15, Halloween ......"
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The time difference between the front and back feet, Zhang Wei missed the three uninvited guests, and Sister Zhang didn't want to mention it to him, for fear that he would worry, so he didn't know what happened just now.
It seems that as soon as he Zhang Wei is resurrected, as soon as he has a special ability, the world begins to become weird - he has also seen the absolutely "unscientific" ghost before, the "martial arts master" Sister Ma has also appeared, and the inexplicable mysterious person of the country of Japan and the country has also appeared, as if everything was brought by him, as if he had not been resurrected and failed to obtain the ability, these things would not have happened.
Is that really the case?
When!yet! No! Yes!
Even if he Zhang Wei was miraculously resurrected and had supernatural powers, so what? The world never centered on him:
Before his resurrection, there were many Japanese and national forces that came to Deep Blue City, and what they planned had nothing to do with his Zhang Wei's death or life;
Before his resurrection, there were dead souls everywhere in this world, but he didn't have the ability to see it before, and he didn't have the qualifications to see it—if he can't see it, it doesn't exist? What arrogance is this? Even Zhang Wei is not such an arrogant person. It's like if you haven't seen the luxurious life of a rich man, and you say that that spending money doesn't exist?
Before his resurrection, Sister Zhang was already a master of Bajiquan, and Sister Ma was originally the one who taught Sister Zhang's boxing techniques, which did not change anything because of Zhang Wei's resurrection.
Objective facts are not subject to anyone's will.
Objective existence is "standing" there, you see, or you don't see, you admit it, or you don't admit it, you understand, or you don't understand, it's all there, it doesn't increase, it doesn't subtract, it doesn't perish!
Maybe one day, Zhang Wei can really break free from the shackles called "reality", the world must be transferred by his will, and he can really do the sentence "Creation from the heart" that Red Boy told him.
But that's not now, is it?