Chapter 1: Girl, Your Chewing Gum Has Fallen
At three o'clock in the morning, the lights are red, the wine is green, and in the trance of the night, from time to time, men and women shake their bodies anesthetized by alcohol to get out of the nightclub, get into the luxury car parked at the intersection and then go straight to the nearest hotel nearby. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Su Wang squatted next to the trash can at the corner of the street, staring at the "Restless" bar not far away without blinking, he decided to do something big tonight, he wanted to make that man remember that Lao Tzu is not easy to mess with.
Time Street is a famous bar street in the capital, similar to Sanlitun in Kyoto, every night those men and women with strong hormone secretion and bulging wallets will run over to have a drink or two, shake the luxury car keys in their hands and quickly find their favorite beauty or strong man.
A man pays money and a little bodily fluid in his pocket to reap a night of "love", while a woman gives a young body to reap a man's pocket...... Oh, and of course, there are those that only require the passion of both parties......
Su Wang's hatred does not have the bloody plot of his girlfriend being robbed in the novel, and there is no second-generation slap in the face. In fact, the matter is very simple, three months ago Su Wang came to "restless" to work, the boss said that the salary was raised from 2,000 to 4,000 after three months, and when it was almost three months to talk to the boss about a salary increase, the boss waved his hand, "Your performance is not up to standard and you are fired." "Yes, the salary has not risen, and I didn't say anything about it in vain for the past three months, and the 6,000 yuan commission for selling wine that I said is gone.
At that time, Su Wang was angry, and he didn't say anything about Lao Tzu for a few months in your life, and he also helped you sell tens of thousands of yuan of fake wine? Then, Su Wang was thrown out of the bar after being beaten for half an hour, and after lying next to the trash can in front of him for more than an hour, he got up and staggered home.
After returning home, Su Wang rummaged through the boxes and found the safflower oil he bought when he participated in the sports meeting when he was a freshman, and he fell asleep after smearing it on his body. However, when he woke up in the morning and planned to apply some more safflower oil, his right arm suddenly twitched due to pain, and the safflower oil in his hand disappeared in a trance.
At that time, the baby was stunned, and Su Wang swore with the right arm of the unicorn that he had been single for 20 years, that the safflower oil was not thrown off by himself, but disappeared. If it's just like this, anyone who encounters such a thing will think it's an accident and accidentally threw it away.
Of course, Su Wang is no exception. But at noon, when Su Wang rummaged through his shriveled pockets and decided to save three yuan for takeout, he went downstairs to eat a bowl of noodles by himself, and realized that things were not as simple as he thought.
The building that Su Wang rented was a self-built eight-story building, and of course, he lived on the eighth floor. There is only one advantage to living in such a building, and that is that the rent is cheap, especially on the top floor. In the past, when Su Wang was lazy, he would call the owner of Lanzhou Ramen, one of the four major intelligence agencies downstairs, and then he would lie on the bed and eat a bowl of hot noodles in less than twenty minutes, but after a few times, the guy in the ramen shop was gone, and a back and forth takeaway was delivered down with his legs to play an afternoon swing, and the boss had to add floor restrictions on the premise of free takeaway, free below the fifth floor, and then add a piece for each additional layer, yes, this clause is specifically designed for Su Wang.
Now Su Wang has just lost his job, and the rent has not been paid for two months, three yuan is not a small amount for him without a job, so let's go down and eat by myself.
As soon as I entered the door of the hotel, I heard Lao Ma's loud voice roaring at his nephew, "Who is it......?"
Su Wang, who was a frequent visitor, asked with a sigh, "Old Ma, what's wrong?"
"I don't know if it was that dog day who threw a bottle of flower water to Lao Tzu's noodle pot, so that Lao Tzu would have to castrate him if he knew. Lao Ma scolded while shaking the safflower oil in his hand to Su Wang.
Su Wang's eyes suddenly widened wider than a bull's eye, Damn, this is not Lao Tzu's flower water, oh no, safflower oil? Pretending to help check it, Su Wang, as a result, took a closer look at the safflower oil, and finally determined that it was the bottle he had lost, but how could he run into the old horse's noodle pot?
Su Wang looked at Lao Ma's face flushed with anger, coughed and said, "Whose child should have thrown it in, you see that this safflower oil is expired...... "Damn, expired?" Su Wang didn't wait for him to finish speaking before he reacted, no wonder Lao Tzu didn't sleep well last night, and wiping expired safflower oil wouldn't cause tetanus, right?
Lao Ma continued to scold and scold, and said to Su Wang, "The ramen will have to wait a while, the rice bowl is faster, what to eat?" The noodle soup still has to be re-burned, and it really has to wait for a while.
"Shredded potato rice bowl. Su Wang waved his hand proudly and said to the old horse, "Add an omelette." ”
Li Taotu came over and said to Su Wang while cleaning up the table, "Take my brother to Lehele at night, I'll invite you this time." ”
"Wait, old horse, don't want the rice bowl, let's have a large plate of chicken and a cumin beef. After Su Wang finished speaking, he seemed to have just heard Li Taotu's words, and asked, "Xiao Er, what did you just say?"
"My name is Li Taotu, not Xiao Er. Li Taotu said solemnly and seriously to Su Wang.
"I know, littletwo. Su Wang pulled Li Taotu to sit down, "I seem to hear that you want to invite me to dinner?"
"If you take me to the restlessness at night, I'll please. Li Taotu said.
Su Wang had already broken off with Restless En, but of course he wouldn't say it at this time, rubbing Fa Mu's head, there were more than a dozen bags that could be felt, "Yes, yes, but ...... Yesterday my brother just got into a fight with someone, and my head is a little dizzy......"
"Second uncle, give Brother Su another plate of fried mutton with green onions, count it mine. Li Taotu gritted his teeth and shouted to the old horse. In my heart, I was greeting Su Wang's mother, count, the cost of this meal is only about 100 yuan, and it is not too much of a loss for me to eat some with it, and the restless tickets are all 200 yuan, and I have saved 100 yuan.
It's just that as soon as this thought came to mind, I heard Su Wang shouting, "Old Ma, I'm dizzy, you pack it well, and I'll go back and eat." ”
Li Taotu stared at the bull's eye and was stunned, Ni Mei!
After the old horse packed the food, Su Wang pointed to Li Taotu's blue-black left eye and said, "Oh yes, brother, I'm taking leave these days, let's go in two days." "Then I went home. At this time, Li Taotu, who was stunned, finally shouted to the departing Su Wang for a long time, "Niu Ben forced my brother!"
Although Su Wang really wanted to go back now to find the field he lost yesterday, he knew that going back like this would only continue to be beaten, and the most important thing at the moment was to figure out the incident of safflower oil running to the old horse noodle pot inexplicably, oh, and the incident of expired safflower oil being smeared. Thinking of this, Su Wang felt that the muscles of his right arm were getting tighter and tighter, and he couldn't really get tetanus, ......right? Oh yes, and then the arm was a twitch, so then ...... No more, the safflower oil disappeared after the arm twitched, and finally ran to the pot where the old horse was cooking noodles inexplicably.
The thing is actually very simple, although because the windows are open in the summer, but the screen is closed, and there are no signs of breakage, so ...... Thinking of this, Su Wang's eyes widened suddenly,, labor and management don't really have superpowers, right? Could it be God's compensation for this twenty-year-old single dog? That's right, absolutely yes, it must be his unicorn arm's miraculous achievement, trembling muscles to form a force field that causes objects to move instantly, and safflower oil will run into the old horse's noodle pot, it must be like this.
Thinking of this, Su Wang trembled, there have been talented people in the country for hundreds of years, and it should be my turn to develop Su Xiaohao, from now on, labor and management are the sassy people, no, labor and management are originally sassy people.
After the next three days of continuous attempts, Su Wang was pleasantly surprised to find that his ability was not only to "flip" the things in his hand outside, but to put all the things he could hold and move wherever he wanted. However, there are limitations, and the distance is about within a radius of about fifty meters radiating to the four directions with oneself as the center, and out of this range, you can't feel the specific information, and the location of the teleportation is not very accurate.
Yes, the word "feel" is not misused. Su Wang found that he could see whatever he wanted around him with his mind. This was only discovered after he came back that day when he suddenly thought of Li Xiaoer's embarrassment by himself, and the picture that suddenly appeared in front of him almost scared Lao Su who was naked.
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At this time, a bell suddenly rang, and Su Wang picked it up directly, "How is it?
"Ouch brother, you are really my brother, I didn't expect today's theme to be reminiscing about the campus time, full of student girls, hey," Li Xiaoer's voice trembling with excitement came out on the phone, "I just saw the old bird hugging the two girls upstairs, don't you know how tender those two girls are......" Without waiting for Xiao Er to finish speaking, Su Wang hung up the phone directly.
Often mixed in the field, Su Wang knew that most of the student girls in the mouth were dressed up as princesses in the circle, in order to attract those female college students in the vicinity, after all, today's girls are playful and lack resistance to these bright lights. The old bird is the owner of the bar, and he is the number one player in the row on this time street.
Putting the mobile phone in his pocket, Su Wang spit out thick phlegm and stood up, the uncle took revenge for three days. After closing his eyes, he found the room where the old bird entered and searched carefully, and finally found a hidden compartment behind the TV, in which there was a pile of unopened red old man's head in the shoe box, which was visually 100,000 yuan, and in addition to it, there were some storage devices such as CDs and USB disks.
didn't say anything, determined the goal, the unicorn arm muscles tightened, pulled hard, and the shoe box appeared in front of him. Just at this time, a couple walked by, the woman saw Su Wang squatting next to the trash can and felt compassion, took out ten yuan from the bag and threw it in front of Su Wang, but the money happened to fall in the shoe box that suddenly appeared, the woman was startled and followed by the soft sister coin that was not opened in the box, and then didn't think about picking up the money that had just been thrown out, the man next to him was displeased, and said to the woman, "Hurry up, the car is in front, Lao Tzu will have something to do in a while." The woman hurriedly followed.
Su Wang looked down and saw that there was a small silver-wrapped object lying quietly on the soft girl coin, which was obviously brought out by the woman when she took out the money, he quickly picked it up but shouted to the woman not far in front of him, "Hey girl, your gum has dropped." ”
The woman didn't say anything when she heard the words, and walked a few steps to follow the man into the big dragon not far away.