Sunday, April 26, 2020, sunny.

"Zhou Hao, there is 100,000 yuan in the card, the password is your father's birthday, take it home and give it to your father, you are not allowed to spend it indiscriminately. In the future, the monthly remuneration will be more, so that your dad can work hard. ”

"Sister Yu Yan, thank you! Thanks to you for helping me publish the book on the Internet. This remuneration belongs to the two of us, and we will each have half of it. ”

Zhou Hao's sly gaze flashed, and he replied innocently. It is true that 50,000 yuan is precious to Zhou Hao, and he secretly said, "I can't bear the child to be a wolf, I can marry you as a wife." ”

"Stinky boy, what to share, I'm just doing it with my hands, every time I get a sneak peek, I have taken a big advantage, and I'm about to become your dad's number one fan. The slender jade fingers knocked on Zhou Hao's head. "Find a way to get more manuscripts, there are people rewarding and urging them to change every day, and there are not many manuscripts in storage. ”

"I can't urge the change, my father didn't continue to write for more than ten days, just deleted the original manuscript. ”

The manuscript is a gift from Zhou Jie for his son's 18th birthday (November 12, 2028), which was launched on February 27, 2020.

"Dad took great pains to avoid detours for me. If my dad knew that I was posting a book on the Internet, I would be dead, and it would definitely be a meal of fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots and spicy hot. Dad is the most desperate to save face, I knew it would be popular, and I could change my father's name to be a little better. However, I was only 10 years old and could not read all the words. ”

"Sooner or later, Zhou Jie and Zhao Qiansun are so popular on the Internet, for the sake of readers and a lot of Huaxia coins, I have to sacrifice your pink little buttocks, sacrifice you, and be happy. Auntie, I will definitely buy you the best medicinal wine to help you reduce inflammation and relieve pain. ”

"I feel a little happy, Sister Yu Yan rubs my ass ......" Zhou Hao snickered, but pretended to be frightened and embarrassed, "I? I think about it, this sacrifice is a bit big, I'm afraid of pain, my father is too scary." ”

"I must not let Sister Yu Yan know that my ass has been exercised by my mother and has been tested for a long time, and my father is reluctant to die. Zhou Hao secretly made up his mind.

"Look at you still have your ass blooming. Cluck...... Giggling ......" Wang Yuyan exaggerated her teeth and claws.

Zhou Hao stretched out his tongue, hurriedly lowered his head to cover it, and saliva fell onto his shoes.

"Haha, readers would never have dreamed that Zhao Qiansun was impersonated by me. These two guys are really funny, little people are little ghosts, big ......"

Wang Yuyan pretended not to see it, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, and two cute little dimples appeared on her pink face.

"Zhou Jie, scum?...... This is a fighter among the scum, a scum who has escaped from low-level fun, and I really want to see him sooner...... Phew, Bah, Bah, Bah, this girl is naturally beautiful and hard to give up, so she won't catch up with him......"

Zhou Hao picked up his schoolbag and walked home, singing as he walked: "I was on the side of the road, I picked up a penny and handed it over to the policeman's uncle, he nodded at me and praised me for being a good boy." I happily returned home, and the police uncle called me a fool. I was on the side of the road and picked up ........"

"Stinky boy, you are not allowed to call me sister in the future, you want to call auntie, you want to call auntie......" Wang Yuyan suddenly shouted at Zhou Hao, who was 30 meters away.

"Talking to the goddess for the first time, don't be self-centered, the peacock opening the screen is equivalent to death, the most important thing is to "make the goddess feel safe", don't scare the other party, try to talk about topics that the other party is interested in, it is 10,000 times more effective than showing your own advantages to attract the other party. Zhou Jie, who is still a single dog in his 30s and blushes when he talks to female classmates when he graduates from college, writes this in the book.

Two months ago, Zhou Hao found that the goddess Wang Yuyan liked to sit on a bench in the community and read novels with her mobile phone, only to remember the [Pickle Girl True Scripture First Style] in her father's manuscript, stealing her father's manuscript to show the goddess, and at the suggestion of the goddess, she casually gave a screen name "Zhao Qiansun" from the family name "Zhao Qiansun" and published a book, unexpectedly, became a popular writer.

"It's really amazing, not only am I and Sister Yu Yan going well, but I have no intention of planting willows and willows, and I still have so much remuneration. The remuneration is used to support my father's career, and I will find a chance to try my father's [Pickle Girl True Scripture Second Style].

Zhou Jie [Pickled Girl True Scripture Second Style]: "Find an opportunity to create some opportunities to pull small hands, rub feet, and pinch shoulders, so that the goddess's body can form muscle memory." ”

"This time, the idea is for my dad to make my ass as miserable as possible, and I won't be able to get out of bed for half a year. For the happiness of my life and Yu Yan, hehe!"

Zhou Hao walked in the starry sky.

"Dad often smirks secretly, and repeatedly says in his dreams that education, outlets, and pigs will fly...... I don't understand either, so I'll find a chance to ask my Yuyan tomorrow. ”

Zhou Hao shook his head.

"Dad, please, I'm still 8 years away from being 18 years old, don't be stupid, blame my mother for always beating his head, and the must-have thing in the medicine box at home is gauze. Dad, after you are stupid, will Mom transfer her hatred and start tying me up? No, I want to practice some iron head skills, but iron head skills are useless, I am such a handsome little handsome guy who was beaten into a pig's head like a father, but how can I marry Wang Yuyan's sister as a wife...... By the way, there is also Zhou Yu, a ghost spirit, who often gives me a punch, and scratches my face when I don't pay attention. I can't gnaw at the old man with the poor ghost, and my brother will have to rely on his face to eat in the future. ”

"Bang...... Alas...... "Zhou Hao's reflex nerve is always half a beat slower than others, and he only screams 10 seconds after hitting a tree; he heard his father say that when he was a child, he took an epidemic prevention shot, and he started crying 10 seconds after the shot." "My nose has been hit eight times by the same tree, I hate the little tree, go away! It's really flat again, the 100,000 yuan of the master is for my father, not for rhinoplasty. Zhou Hao said to Xiaoshu seriously.

Zhou Hao envies every moment that he can carry a small schoolbag to school every day and make a lot of friends. His best friends are only small trees, small grasses, ants, snails, and stray cats.

Dad's midnight WeChat once again surfaced in Zhou Hao's mind.

"Haohao, my dad is tired, the new ~ crown ~ epidemic ~ love is recruited, I heard the doctor say that it will become very ugly in a few days, and it will be infectious. Dad has no ability, no money to buy a house and a car, so you can't go to school, so you can't make friends normally, although your homework Dad has worked hard to teach and has not fallen behind. You have been gluttonous since you were a child, and you always leave all the eggs and fruits to Zhou Yu, and your father is very relieved and his heart hurts. After I leave, the welfare center will help you and let you go to school normally, with meat to eat and fruit. I hope you live a happy life, the future of Zhou Yu, mother, and grandfather depends on you, I believe in you, you will definitely do it. Dad's enlightenment to you for so many years will definitely implant a dream seed in you, which will slowly take root and sprout. Seedlings are inseparable from the soil, Dad is a saline-alkali land, and the welfare home is the hillside land that Dad found for you, at least it can let you grow wildly. Clench your fists to protect yourself and Zhou Yu, Dad is a puddle of mud that can't support the wall, don't think about me, I wish you to marry Bai Fumei when you grow up, with long legs, you can fight for ten years less. That's all we have to talk about, I'll sleep well for 10,000 years, sleep until I wake up naturally, don't disturb my sweet dreams. —— The unreliable Zhou Jie".

"Only a stupid woman like Mom believes in Dad's cover-up, and I still found the excuse of sleepwalking for Dad. Dad is the best, and 100 teachers are better than Dad. I'm not alone, I've made a lot of friends myself, and I'm almost catching up with my goddess. ”

Zhou Hao's eyes widened, tears swirled in his eye sockets, accumulating more and more, and they still spilled on the grass without fighting.

"I hate it, where did the sand come from, squinting the eyes of the master. Xiaocao, this time it's cheaper for you, after drinking the master's elixir and jade dew, you have to grow taller quickly. ”

"How do you give this money to my father.,Tricking my dad is buying lottery tickets?No, no, minors can't buy lottery tickets.,This card is the name of Yu Yan's sister.,Dad looks squinting when he sees a beautiful woman.,More than 40 and nosebleeds.,Lost people.。 Sister Yu Yan is destined to be my wife, why did she force me to change my name to Aunt today? Dad is even more attractive than my master? Even if Dad doesn't ask where the money comes from, he won't spend a penny. He will definitely give it to his mother to save it. He will have to struggle to make excuses for giving him money next month. Master, how can I have the energy to play with my father. I am tired of learning to sing and dance in Sister Yuyan's arms. Although I prefer football, basketball. No, you must think of a good way, this money is for my dad to spend to his heart's content, and my dad is the most handsome to go all out for his career dreams. ”

The next day, the sky just showed the white of the fish's belly, "The annoying Zhou Jie dragged me out of the bed again and forced me to run with him, and he was not my Yuyan." Zhou Hao muttered.

"Stinky boy, what are you muttering, itchy, is it right to find a draw, go back and do a set of Olympiad questions, a full score is a must, one less point to do 10 squats, less than 90 points to eat bamboo shoots and fried shredded pork!"

"Hehe......" Zhou Hao smiled secretly, "Funny dad always does what he does, every time he is punished to do push-ups, squats, and frog jumps, he accompanies me to complete them, once, I was deliberately fined more than 300 squatting, his face is green, and he can't walk for several days, I can easily do 500, hehe." Don't be afraid of fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots, moving before the Spring Festival, I fooled my mother to throw away the tickle, and the tickle hit the palm of the hand is too terrifying. ”

"Stinky boy, giggling again, eating bee poop, or getting kicked in the head by a donkey?"

"Dad, in the past six months, you have been talking a lot in your dreams, and you have always heard you talk about angel investment, dreams or something. What is angel investing? Tell me about it!"

"What does the little kid know, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. ”

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I have a small degree. Baidu is in hand, and the world is up to me. ”

"You can play by yourself, Dad will go home and give you and Zhou Yu a note. ”

"Oops, it reminds my dad of sad past. In the past 3 months, my father has been working in a cake shop during the day to deliver goods, and staying up late at night to write, and the lumbar cone disease and cervical spondylosis are getting more and more serious. ”

Zhou Hao stared at his father's rickety back and stumbling and flustered footsteps, and hurriedly changed the topic heartlessly, with an innocent face.

"I want egg noodles in sour soup, I want to add more eggs, and I need to make Olympiad brains. ”