Chapter 911: Two Dried Corpses (2)
"Hey, why is it getting tighter?" said the Dry Corpse Girl suddenly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"I see, it must be a kid. I said why do you feel a little itchy on your body, it must be this kid who used a very thin rope to circle us!" He didn't know that there was a soul made of "troubled silk", and he thought it was a very thin rope.
"Quick, let's put our hands together and stretch them out, or the rope will tie us together!" said the Dry Corpse Girl.
As he spoke, the two dried corpses began to stand facing each other, their palms facing each other, and their arms stretched out vigorously, and they actually stretched out the slowly tightening "troubled silk".
"Yo, that's a lot of strength!" Hao Ren couldn't help but exclaim.
A few days ago, he besieged the three elders of the Senate with the "Troubles Silk" in the capital of the Great Confucian Kingdom, and those three old guys could also hold up the "Troubles Silk", and the strength of these two dry corpses was greater than them!
At that time, Hao Ren blew up a Tai Chi ball between the three elders, causing all three of them to vomit blood. Now it seems that this method does not work for two dried corpses.
"What can I do about this?" Hao Ren originally wanted to tie up the two dried corpses together, but now it seems that there is no such possibility.
However, because just now they inadvertently shrunk into a very small circle, it is not easy for them to jump out of this circle, and they must double the size of the circle.
The two dried corpses worked together to fight against the "Troubled Silk", and the circle slowly grew larger, but it would take some time to double the size.
Hao Ren took advantage of this time to figure out a way.
If you want to defeat these two dry corpses, you have to play to your strengths as much as possible.
Hao Ren has four strengths, first, he is full of true energy, second, he can "use the knife without a blade", third, he has good light skills, and fourth, he can stimulate Tai Chi balls.
However, in the section where he fought with the two dry corpses just now, Hao Ren found that his strengths were nothing in front of the dry corpses. True qi is not used, knife slashing does not hurt others, light skills are not much stronger than others, and Tai Chi balls are even more ineffective.
Hao Ren also has two secret weapons, one is the "Troubled Silk" and the other is the poisonous bee.
Now that the "Troubles Silk" has been used, it can't catch the dry corpse. Poisonous bees can't be used at all, and people can't even blow knives into them.
Since your own strengths are not good, you have to look for each other's weaknesses.
These two dry corpses are as hard as iron, and they have great strength, if they collide with them, they will definitely suffer. And they can fly and run, and their speed is not below them.
What to do?
"There is!" Hao Ren had an idea, "sow discord!"
Just now, because the dry corpse man said that the dry corpse girl had no meat, the dry corpse girl almost went crazy. Is it possible to do something about this?
"Two seniors, we have no grudges in the past, and we have no enmity in the near future, why do you have to get along with me?" Hao Ren said to the two dry corpses.
"You killed my son, this is a revenge against the heavens!" the corpse man scolded.
Hao Ren pretended to be aggrieved and said: "That's obviously a monster, you say it's your son." What does it look like you?"
"It's not like I'm normal, it's not my own!" said the cadaver man.
Hao Ren immediately grasped this sentence, and he said to the dry corpse girl: "Your husband said that you cuckolded him!"
"What is a cuckold?" The Dry Dead Girl didn't even know what "cuckold" meant.
Hao Ren explained to her "kindly": "Your husband said that you slept with other men behind his back!"
The dry corpse girl was a fierce person, and when she heard Hao Ren's words, she was immediately furious. Originally, she and her husband were about to open the circle of "troubled silk", but now she couldn't care about it, so she immediately freed up one hand and slapped the dry corpse man's face.
"Ouch, why did you hit me?" the dry corpse man was surprised.
"Why are you slandering me?" said the Dry Corpse Girl, furious.
Hao Ren was secretly happy in his heart, and while the two dried corpses were relaxed, he immediately tightened the "Troubled Silk", and this time, he directly tied the two dried corpses together.
They are all tied together, and the two dried corpses are still arguing. Cadaver Man: "How did I slander you?"
Cadignant Girl: "You said I cuckolded me!"
"What is a cuckold?"
"It's me sleeping with other men behind your back!"
"What, you slept with other men behind my back? When? With whom? Lu Buwei or Yingyiren?"
"When did I sleep with other men behind your back? Ever since I fell in love with you, I broke off with Lü Buwei, and at that time Ying Yiren had been dead for many years!"
"You just said it yourself, you cuckolded you! I asked you what you mean by being a cuckold, and you said you were carrying me behind my back and sleeping with other men!"
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The two dried corpses were directly torn apart. The "troubled silk" is tightened and entangled, and they don't realize it, as if they have found pleasure in quarreling!
And Hao Ren is also stupid, what kind of mess is this, and he actually got Lu Buwei involved! And that Yingyiren, what kind of bird is that?
"Hey, two seniors, don't quarrel, okay?" It turned out that Hao Ren, who deliberately picked up two dry corpses to quarrel, now came out to pretend to be a good person and persuaded them to fight.
"I'm going to be noisy, I want you to take care of it, stinky boy!" scolded the corpse girl.
"Boy, you're here to give us a critique!" the corpse man was obviously more understanding.
Hao Renxin said: "Women are really unreasonable animals, but fortunately, several of their wives are of high quality!"
The corpse man said, "She just said that she used to sleep with other men behind my back, did you hear that?"
Hao Ren couldn't help it, and said with a smile: "Senior, you heard wrong." Your wife is just an analogy!"
"What did she say!" the corpse man asked.
Hao Ren patiently explained to him: "You didn't know what a 'green hat' was just now, and your wife said that if he slept with another man without your knowledge, it would be called a cuckold for you!"
Only then did the dry corpse man understand: "Madam, you said what if, just as an analogy, why didn't you say it earlier, if you said it earlier, wouldn't I have quarreled with you?"
The dry corpse girl wiped her eyes with her hands: "I want to say, you don't let me say it at all, and you won't let go of my words." I told you a long time ago that since I liked you, I broke off with Lü Buwei! If he doesn't die, how can Zheng'er be the king?"
The dry corpse girl is probably used to crying before, and she has the habit of wiping her tears whenever she cries. But she's already a dry corpse, where do the tears come from.
"Oh, ma'am, it's all my fault! It's me who is too anxious to be in a hurry with you! You can beat me!" As he spoke, the corpse man actually held the corpse girl in his arms.
Seeing a pair of dry corpses in love with each other, Hao Ren only felt creepy! (To be continued.) )