Chapter 667: A daughter-in-law for nothing
Hua Commune smiled with a secret smile on his face, "What are you dreaming about?" Soon I will hold my daughter-in-law, sleep in this bed, and be able to travel to the Qing Dynasty. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Pick up the rags, it's clear." Cao Tianjiao immediately corrected, shaking her head in her heart, he just felt that he was knowledgeable, and immediately showed timidity, his head was really empty!
"Qing Dynasty." Hua Commune retorted.
"Hey...... You look with your eyes wide open. Cao Tianjiao knocked lightly on the bed under him and said, "This thing belongs to the Ming Dynasty, do you understand it!" You, this thing in your hand, is really blind. ”
"I don't care if it's from the Ming Dynasty or the Qing Dynasty, I only know how to change it back and marry a daughter-in-law." Hua Commune cracked the corners of his mouth and smiled.
"You also marry a daughter-in-law, as if you don't learn and don't know how to do it. Whose daughter marries you, this scoundrel, is really eight lifetimes of blood mold. You just daydream and be realistic. Cao Tianjiao sneered.
"Far away, close in front of you!" Hua Commune looked at her with a smile and said.
Cao Tianjiao shook her senses, picked up the pillow in anger and smashed it at him, "You bastard, you are a hooligan, you dare to take advantage of me and ruin my reputation." "The whole bed chased after him.
Hua Commune covered his face with his arms and said, "Why are you beating me?" What do you call me ruining your reputation, if you sleep in this bed tonight, it is not a romantic boy for a man, I am what I call it. To women? Who will you marry if you don't marry me? ”
"I won't marry you even if I die." Cao Tianjiao stopped, her face was flushed, she didn't know whether she was angry or ashamed, and her chest rose and fell violently.
"That's just right, I don't want to marry you, Chaotian Pepper, this hot temper, who dares to marry!" Hang'er Lang of the Hua Commune approached her and said, "This lonely man and widow are in the same room, don't you understand?" Even if nothing happens, it's all a thing, and you just can't tell it with a mouth full of mouths. Don't tell me what is clear, people are terrible and don't understand, people who love to be lively like this lace scandal. I'm going to tell you, there are no impermeable walls in this world. ”
"You're thicker than the city walls!" Cao Tianjiao pointed at him and scolded.
Hua Commune scratched his head with an honest and honest face, "Then do you want to stay and be my daughter-in-law?" Ah! It's hard to find a daughter-in-law who is poor, and now I have a daughter-in-law for nothing, I'm really embarrassed. He looked at her obscenely, "Seeing that you look good, let's make do with ......" said facelessly, he really gave up for the bed.
"Stinky and tattered, count you ruthless! Miss Ben won't play with you anymore. Cao Tianjiao pulled on her sandals and got out of bed.
"Thank you so much, concession, concession." Hua Commune chased after her with a hippie smile and said, "When it's dark, will you walk slowly?" ”
Hua Commune watched her go out, the door closed, climbed on the bed, and grinned, "If I don't take it down, I won't be Hua Commune." Turning over, he lay on the bed on all fours, and said with a smile, "Comfortable!" "This black light is blinding, a single woman, walking at night, will it?" What do I care, just her Chaotian pepper personality, there is a man who dares to provoke, and he will start fighting if he doesn't agree with him. His eyes rolled, "I'd better go and take a look, something is really going to happen, and my conscience is uneasy." Pulling on his cloth shoes, he quietly opened the door, watched the lights in the west wing turn on, and tiptoed away.
I didn't see anyone until I walked to the entrance of the village, "Walking so fast?" Why can't you see people! This pepper rabbit runs so fast. ”
looked around, walked along the country road, walked all the way to the main road, and really let the Hua Commune see her by the moonlight.
Cao Tianjiao was pushing a bicycle and was talking to the driver of a large military truck.
Cao Tianjiao's delicate voice could be faintly heard, "Thank you Uncle PLA." ”
"To serve the people, we just happened to go back to the capital, and we picked you up on the way, a trivial matter."
Suddenly, I saw the uncle of the People's Liberation Army get out of the car, carry her bicycle and put it on the back compartment, and then saw Cao Tianjiao holding the railing of the car and going up to the back compartment of the car.
The uncle of the People's Liberation Army placed Cao Tianjiao well, and as soon as he turned around, he saw the Hua Commune not far away, the black figure was strange, and it was strange and scary, and he looked at the Hua Commune vigilantly and said, "Who is where?" What for? ”
Hua Commune took two steps forward and hurriedly said, "I'm here to catch the monkey." ”
Cao Tianjiao naturally heard the voice of the Hua Commune, and hated it. This stinky shameless one is afraid that she won't leave, so I'm here to see it! Careful-eyed man, hum......
"It's a local villager?" The PLA uncle turned around and left and got into the car.
Cao Tianjiao climbed on the railing of the car, glared at Hua Commune and said, "Stinky boy, I didn't expect you to be so brazen!" ”
"Don't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, it's not because it's dark, it's not safe for a woman to walk at night." Hua Commune argued.
Cao Tianjiao was stunned when she heard this, she didn't expect to be quite careful, and smiled shyly, hum! That doesn't change the fact that she snatched her bed. Then he said angrily, "Completely small...... Person. Pulling the tail of his braid, his index finger wrapped, he said coquettishly, "Next time it won't be so easy to give it to you." ”
The loud sound of the car engine of the "Tutu ......" drowned out Cao Tianjiao's voice.
Looking at the truck in the distance, "There is a ...... next time" Hua Commune trembled in fright, shook his head and said, "It's terrifying just to think about it." ”
The Hua Commune lying on the bed patted the bed excitedly, Le's eyes narrowed into slits, and sent away the plague god, this bed is mine alone, it is really beautiful!
Listening to the insects and frogs, the Hua Commune is awake until dawn.
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What about the Huagong Shrine in the Ming Dynasty? If you don't come back so late, Hua Henian is worried? I found Hua Junyao and asked her if she had seen the commune, and if she knew where this stinky boy had gone, he was not at home.
"Big brother, don't worry, the commune has seen something good again, it may be grinding with others!" Hua Junyao said with a smile, "Look at this posture, I can't come back today." ”
"That's good, I'm really afraid that he will be strong and cause trouble outside. It's also good to make a phone call and say it. Hua Henian worried.
"The country he went to, there was no phone, but he wanted to call." Hua Junyao said with a smile. "What about the kid who is clever? Don't worry. ”
"Alright, you can rest! Knowing what he was doing, I was relieved. Hua Henian got up and said, "I'm leaving, don't send it away." ”
Seeing off Hua Henian, Hua Junyao plugged in the courtyard door and turned around to go back to the room to rest.
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When I got up early in the morning, Hua Commune was refreshed, looking at the vitality in the small courtyard of the farmhouse, and my heart was extraordinarily bright.
Stretch your waist, it's time for the second half, if you're lucky, you'll be able to call it a day today, and the drum beat in my heart, knock knock, knock knock......
Between the churning thoughts, the old couple of the Jin family came back with hoes.
Hua Commune sat on the bluestone steps of the main house, holding a big straw hat and fanning it, and watched the old couple walk into the courtyard, "I'm back." Said hello.
"Hmmm! It's back. The old man of the Jin family put down the hoe on his shoulder, took off the straw hat on his head and looked at him.
"I'm back, let's hurry!" The Hua Commune urged, "Give me a refund of my half-month's room fee." Dude withdrew. ”
Saying this, the old couple was stunned on the spot, and the mother-in-law of the Jin family was covering her trouser pocket on the spot, and the money was about to fly away before she could cover it.
Looking at his wife in a daze, the old man of the Jin family turned his head to look at the silly old lady and said, "What else do you want to see and take it into the house!" ”
The mother-in-law of the Jin family came back to her senses, "Oh! Oh! He put down the hoe in his hand and quickly hid in the house.
The old man of the Jin family put his feet on his feet, like looking at the door.
Hua Commune said loudly, "Don't look at it, she has already left." ”
"It's okay to leave, she'll be back." The old man of the Jin family comforted himself, and he also said it to the Hua Commune.
Hua Commune's eyes flashed slightly, and Hang Erlang said locally, "No, I'll tell you the truth!" The two of us are in a group, and that's my daughter-in-law. ”
"Your daughter-in-law? Then why did you let her go home alone when it got dark? The old man of the Jin family didn't believe it.
"You're so poisonous with mosquitoes during the day, you can't sleep at night." Hua Commune said without blushing and panting, "I sent her out last night, stopped a big PLA truck on the main road, and went back to the city along the way. ”
With such an explanation, the old man of the Jin family believed it a little.
Hua Commune snickered in his heart, and said with a serious face, "When you went to the ground, she found a friend to come and see it, and the small wooden house in our hands is not the same as your bed." I'm sorry for the trouble. ”
The old man was really stunned, "What does this bed have to do with the cabin!" No, just put it in the room. ”
"Huh! This small cabin, but it is specially for beds, do you know everyone's beautiful stepping bed? It's that kind of cabin. Hua Commune explained simply.
"Oh! It turned out to be a match with that! The old man of the Jin family suddenly said, "How can it not be worthy!" You're looking at ....... Shut up violently, changed the subject, and said, "Why hasn't this old lady come out yet, I'll go in and take a look." Dejected, he climbed the stairs, opened the curtain of straw beads, and entered the house.
The straw hat of Hua Commune blocked his mouth and snickered silently, hehe...... Hooked.
The old man of the Jin family, as soon as he entered the house, he saw his wife counting the money from the handkerchief he was wrapping!
As soon as I saw him come in, I immediately shoved the money under my buttocks, "I said, old man, really give him back the money." ”
"Can't?" The old man of the Jin family said without thinking, "Do you want to? This money is in my hands, let's get it again! When did I, Jin Degui, do such a thing? The old god smiled on the ground and lowered his voice, "Let's just wait here, if he doesn't dare to come in and ask for money for a while, it means that he doesn't want to leave, and he is cheating us." ”
"Hmph...... This little trick still dares to fight me. Jin Degui said confidently.
The countrymen spoke loudly, and what they thought was whispering was also faintly heard by the Hua Commune under the steps.
At that time, the Chinese Commune raised its voice and said, "Uncle, auntie, I have to go." I'm in, huh? Saying that, he opened the curtain and went in, "Uncle Jin, auntie, it's not easy to make money, you give me the money, I have to go back quickly to collect the rags to make money, I was delayed with you for a day yesterday, but I feel sorry for me." "Covering his chest, he exaggerated.